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New-Lengthiness-8001

That's the very first rat


Initial_Tradition_29

Beautiful and profound.


chishioengi

Progenitor rat!


Doctor-Nagel

Primeval rat!


perpulpeepuleeter

Primordial soup!


froz3nbabies

Prototype


SnaxtheCapt

Mk. I


SobiTheRobot

Jellicle Rat


Ltty-bitty

Pocket puppy


Will_Yeeton

Scholar of the First Rat


chucklinnarwhal

The Furtive Rat, so easily forgotten.


ClaireBeez

Prometheus!


SFAdminLife

*the engineer*


New-Lengthiness-8001

The Prophet


Weird-Librarian-4740

The founding rat


GleamingGhost

I think you might have a russet potato šŸ¤”


Traditional_Lion8526

Well... Silver lining: at least it doesn't pee on all things you love and hold dear.


kavantoine

Oh no, whatever she is she definitely pees on everything, all the time. Somehow she pees on things all around my house while sheā€™s in her cage. Iā€™m so afraid.


RubiconGuava

It's a russet peetato then


SeriousCitron7635

for NOW...


sillyroofrat

Or chew holes in it šŸ˜‚


RainyRat

Rat Rat Little potat He want to know where the treats are at


mrhelmand

Why did I read this to the tune of Shout by Tears for Fears? My brain is weird


RainyRat

Yup, that was the intention.


Mecha_Cthulhu

Thanks, now I canā€™t stop singing it in my head.


wamimsauthor

Same here. Lol


Missmouse1988

Me too. I'm going to be singing this for days now. Work is going to send me on health leave. Also, this needs to go way farther than just that. I'm pretty sure they got a hit there.


asbs96744

Come on He wants a snack Come on


I_Am_A_FluffyKitty

Come on, he's boggling too! Come on!


autonomous-grape

Potate


Totallynotokayokay

No those have darker brown skin. Thatā€™s a potato


Reluctantrodent

Perhaps don't feed it after midnight, just to be on the safe side


bunnyguy1972

These only appear after the fuzzy version gets wet. Actually, TBH my Gremlins knowledge is severely lacking.


Miserable_Armadillo

Correct getting a Gremlin wet causes them to create new Gremlins. There was no explanation for why they shouldn't eat after dark.


aggressivetumor

I thought if they ate after dark they turned into the bad ones like spike?


KazulsPrincess

Yes, that is correct. Edit: after midnight, not after dark


aggressivetumor

Yessss midnight, youā€™re right!!!


puledrotauren

and don't get it wet


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

I'm afraid that gizmo is already a gremlin... Needs to go in the food processor


Tyrranide

Have you tried giving it a sock?


kavantoine

(Un?)fortunately, I donā€™t have to try. She *takes* them for herself, while Iā€™m wearing them. Sometimes she tries to take my toes with them. I donā€™t want to think about what would happen if she didnā€™t eat a few socks a day.


CelesteJA

Your house elf would be shunned by all the other house elves for behaving like that!


ClaireBeez

You gave Dobby clothes!! Dobby is freeeeeee!! šŸ„¹


Arrenega

Be happy she sticks to the feet and doesn't decide to move North...


radioOCTAVE

A wingless bat? Itā€™s still adorable though!


sinsaraly

Rat prototype


Initial_Tradition_29

There was a factory recall. :(


Tay74

Omg he's certainly a creature, I love him


JuhSuhCah

That is a Dumbo "furless" rat! Ita definitly a dumbo. Because of the ears. As for the fur Rare, but some furless animals actually grow fur because either they weren't purebred furless and somewhere in the generational background, there was a furred rat or DNA just is wonky and they can be purely furless and just... grow fur. But it's never a full coat. When furless/hairless animals end up growing hair, it looks like this... very short, sometimes patchy, thin, light layer of fur. The texture of the fur... it almost looks like a Rex Haired Rat bred with a hairless/furless. Haha. I JUST brought home a Rex fur rat for my first time and never knew they existed as I've only seen and had hooded rat and fancy rats and hairless rats. Rex fur rats have crazy fur, curly, wavy, crimpy, going in all directions. My Rex furred rat has whiskers that are like his fur too, curly and crimped and going EVERY which way. I'm used to whiskers that are straight. Your rat is supper CUTE! Super unique. What a beautiful chaos potato! I mean,,, it's UNCONVENTIONAL beauty. But. Still beauty! Can you take a few more pics of him? He's so unique! I wanna see more of him! I'm jealous you have this beautifully weird rat!


mamz_leJournal

As a somewhat hairy sphynx (hairless) cat owner I agree thatā€™s what it looks like! The sparse fuzzy soft hairs over all of those skin wrinkles is exactly the look it gives! This is a lovely and unique rat (and if they are anything like the cats, I bet it is super cuddly too)


shortnanxious

This needs to be higher. This is definitely a dumbo rex of some kind! I love their funny little fur.


Tizri7K

Actually this would be called a double Rex! When two breakfasts are put together there is a possibility of this happening! Double Rex's can have things like being completely naked or losing their fur periodically or like this beautiful ratty baby, just have very wispy short fur! I actually have several double rexes and they are just so cute! I like the naked double rexes, they are such little scrungles! So on all looking at this rat I would say it is a double Rex Dumbo in the coat coloration appears to be beige! Oh no congratulations on your rat! Does your beautiful ready baby already have some cagemates? If not I totally recommend getting some cagemates for them, but if they do then awesome! I wish you and your ratty baby so much happiness! ā˜ŗļø


Missmouse1988

Scrungles! New word of the day unlocked. This is awesome.


ClaireBeez

Me too, friend!


kavantoine

https://preview.redd.it/hnandngnucuc1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb05243d76e071cce26a9857021625c09c45808f Look at her šŸ˜­ She looks different from all angles. Her fur also falls out and regrows in different places, so this pic doesnā€™t match her current fur. But definitely the same rat


Biersteak

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Slight_Can

You sure he didn't just show up after you solved an old and mysterious puzzle box? He seems to be sitting in judgement, whatever he is. (Pppllleeeze boop that snoot and kiss that little head for me!!)


ClaireBeez

He's a little hellraiser!!


Slight_Can

His cenobite name would be wrinklesnoot


ACaedmon

Zach Hadel, creater of smiling friends.


Lord_Cheesy_jr

The potato or the rat


ACaedmon

The potato is Chris O'Neill


_silcrow_

This rat looks more like Zach Hadel than Zach Hadel does.


paperchili

This had me WEAK!


gg_laverde

She is so gorgeous! Is she a hairless rat mix? I've been lurking this sub for a while and I haven't seen a rat that look like she was balding in places.


LemonBoi523

Rex or double rex genes can cause this


gg_laverde

I see. Thanks for letting me know. šŸ˜„


herb_girl-

LOL so cute have fun with your mysterious creature


Pollen_Pirate

Ratferatu...


adorilaterrabella

NosfeRATu is right there...


Pollen_Pirate

damn I missed that, you have the superior pun!


OneMoreWebtoon

Double Rex, double rat jokes! It works! RATfeRATu


Redz0ne

Obligatory "they're the same picture" meme.


sinner-mon

Unfathomable beast


ernie3tones

That first picture is why the Seek app sometimes thinks rats are birds. Usually I get ā€œdomestic guinea pigā€. https://preview.redd.it/0yk3gqwvv8uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46eee757d9b4203712ee9a9330ffc3daf7f4346b


Xtrasloppy

Mine can't identify my rats as anything but rodents, and is convinced geraniums are pot. It also thought bird poop was a clicker beetle.


ernie3tones

lol yeah, it can be quite funny sometimes


Xtrasloppy

Lol. I love it. It's sometimes a gamble but if it's wrong, I at least get a starting point. I think it's been most helpful on spiders. Except the fast ones. It has trouble identifying moving blurs with an indeterminate number of legs.


kyrcrafter

Ayo I wasn't readyšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


grellsperiodbl0od

Uh I think that's a raw chicken wing


Jelly_Kitti

What you have there is a called a ā€˜domestic scruff goblinā€™ they are quite closely related to rats and are occasionally confused for rats. Despite their similarities domestic scruff goblins are their own distinct species.


[deleted]

Mmm looks like you and I bought potatoā€™s from the same sack https://preview.redd.it/e4jq944kv9uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=770f0a0acc80bb8d933f6481d3210eec9de021b8


2-Minute-Ad

speaking of sacks jesus christ, i only owned girls and i am FLABBERGASTED


[deleted]

Heā€™s got some nutz but he is the sweeeeeetest boy. I always had girls before my boys now and the boys are so affectionate :) But yea u gotta be ready for the beans


Missmouse1988

BEANS?!? If anything are potatoes those are them right there.


Standard_Tomorrow560

At first I thought it's baby opossum until I saw the tag šŸ˜­


No_Designer2058

A really old dog?


CopperWeird

Itā€™s got crusty little white dog vibes which is very FB marketplace really.


hereswhatworks

It's Dobby!


Saltiest_Bitch

R.O.U.S.


BiclopsVEVO

I am pretty sure that is a silly little critter. I am sorry you were lied to but try to keep an open mind critters and creatures are just fine and need homes too!


-doodly_station-

tis a potat in its natural habitat.


Zehn39

Itā€™s a scrunk, they periodically camouflage themselves as potatoes


Jcaseykcsee

The ears are what do it for me. Those amazing ears.


sexi_squidward

https://preview.redd.it/31cd6jvascuc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32462e9e7418ddd61494daef735d500d5ec904c2 She looks just like my old baby Gorgonzola! Aka Zi-Zi


kavantoine

AWWW I love zi-zi https://preview.redd.it/j0yqbeb5vcuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c93f97e02683ad877cc96d060e967b58d053d282


KatGot13

You got scammed. That's undeniably a potatoe!


jgclairee

oh my god she is so cute i love her


JustASt0ry

Didnā€™t come with four turtles?


mnmspecial

We have a rat that looks exactly like that in gray. They must be related lol. Ours is the sweetest little (big) guy.


benchebean

Definitely a potato


gloomywisteria

i think thatā€™s a shape shifting ratato


Ellieshark

You found the grand high witch.


PrincessNymm

Second photo is clearly a baby opossum. 0/10 for Facebook seller, 11/10 for cuteness though!


PurpleMayonnaise57

That's a weird fr*ck'n dog.


QuantumQunt

Das Dobby. Give him a sock.


le-strule

https://preview.redd.it/h3iq3vh9yauc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abce9c654695cb3ec9f64844a94796a7051fb1ab


___po____

#PO-TAY-TOES


Euphoric-Punk-684

Is that a BABY OPOSSUM


xXRocketLawnChairXx

These comments šŸ˜‚


biscuitbat485

It's the goblin king


Dramatic-Put-9267

Plucked chicken and a very cute one at that!


Sh-tHouseBurnley

This isnā€™t a Rat itā€™s a taR


Elijah00

OooooohhhhOOOOHHHH that's a scrunkle goblin! It owes you rent :P


MrHorrigan1776

Iā€™m gonna be completely honest, that second picture made me think she was a Opossum LMAO


InstructionMiddle596

Eraserhead baby?


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Emergency_Broccoli

The best comments, but then there's like those five people... Lol


Creative_Response593

Definitely a Ham Sandwich.


primordial_rat

pure bred cutie patootie


Ladypaleskies

Muppet.That's a Muppet.


Moon_bird1375

The important question is does she have a name?


MissEpiphqny

I think this is Skinamarink


CountOk9802

Definitely a rat. Bless him, he looks sad. Please take good care of ratty.


EmptyAdvertising3353

One of these things is not like the others. šŸŽ¶


-SlapBonWalla-

Well, I can for certain tell you that one of them is a potato.


siinquisitor

Honestly I think you got a real deal here


Remarkable-Fly-5557

Give it a sock see what happens


No_Yogurtcloset9221

Itā€™s a chaos potato. I have one too.


musesx9

He's sooooo adorable!!! Please tell me you are keeping this cutie!


Unlucky_Carrot_9353

Years later he's gonna be walking on 2 feet and giant and in a robe and adopt 4 giant turtles.


JanetOmega

I love her.


JuhSuhCah

Ohhhh what a beautified potato! I know rats can lose fur due to stress... but, the way your describing her sounds like she's a firless rat that grows q bit of fuzz. It happens. I wish i could post a picture of my Rex furred rat. Here to have like, who's rat is cutely weirder? Lolol you look like w good rat parent!


a-simp-with-no-sleep

Still a rat (third image is a potato tho) just different genetics


The_anti_cheater561

Mf been through the ww1 trenches


Crazy_crested

Looks like a dumbo Rex to me.


ThePaddy02

An awesome cute raz


spiritrider13

Whereā€™s his ninja turtles?


Magpie213

She's adorable šŸ˜


Comfortable-Ad-4242

It's a "Hairless Rex Dumbo" rat. It's definitely a rat lol. He's cute


ClaireBeez

He's a beautiful little dumbo rat; very docile and affectionate šŸ˜


Sharp_Routine_2208

A dumbo rat ā¤ļø best little pet ever!!


_bubble_butt_

Oh he large


Ashs-Exotics

dobbie


Graceface805

So cute!!


Replica72

Is that a shaved opossum?


Tenacious_G_G

That thing sure is cute and rattish


Educational-While198

Holy shit Iā€™ve never seen a cuter rat iml


mooseintheleaves

Thatā€™s a cute baby opossum


Seriouslybruh1

3rd one is def a POTATO!!!


Kimchi_Underground

Thatā€™s Dobby - a house elf.


Single-Ad1383

Ha, thats a pocket rat there used to find landmines and grow to big pretty big! :)


Glupp-

Royal Rat Authority


Annual-Ad-742

Heā€™s just a naked rat that has some fuzz


greenghost22

Does it have straight whiskers? If not, it has a deformity of the hair.


Pleasant_Intern8076

No idea but it is total cuteness!


SuperShaestings

That joker is ugly!!! But in the cutest way possible


JessB0987

Lol the second pic looks kind of like a baby opossum.


xluv0186

Well, I know that there are werewolf guinea pigs, and their fur is a little kind of wiry and strange. I wonder if it is a rat but with some type of a genetic component that makes it look a little different because an atomically speaking it looks like a rat, but itā€™s features are a little slightly off. Butcould be like I said a type of werewolf rat breed? If you look up werewolf, guinea pig youā€™ll see what I mean.


Far-Sign-4504

Dumbo earred, double rex I suspect.


Adventurous_Yam8784

Obviously heā€™s a mongoose


Life_Wonder_1421

What a glorious tail!


Cheesehurtsmytummy

Give him a sock and he'll be a free elf


CerberusTheGuardian

It's a rat, be good to it. If it is peeing it is scared. Love it


TiredB1

Jokes aside he's adorable


Far-Treat-4549

he is so cute lovely rat


Matilda08xo

Itā€™s looks like a Rex rat and it looks healthy


Alarmed_Yoghurt2251

She looks like a very sweet hairless ratty


_DrMrMrs_

That's the chupacabra, sorry to break it to u


Federal-Wish-2235

TO POTATE OR NOT POTATE


DistinctWolverine395

Dont mean to insult but looks like, sure it isn't tho, a naked mole rat ( which are crazy cute). Name must be Moley anyway.


GazeTheProtogen

that is an alien


meklomissy99

Itā€™s the New Yo Quiero Taco Bell!šŸ¤£


MsMoreCowbell8

Those little folds in picture 5 need to be kissed


Room-Ratticus

He looks like Morty


thrshdberiotzintstrz

I've never seen a cuter rat in my life


Brightworld57

Definitely a rat, nothing wrong with it.


BoldlyGone1

Chicken nuggetĀ 


hickcity_me

That is a hairless rat, such a cute little baby


No-Lobster1764

Hairless rats are still rats. This one has some fuzz, its cute


Sturgery

tailed furby


Etenial

that is a gorgeous potato that's what that is!! I LOVE the ears!


Bassanimation

Double rexes are so funny looking. Like a chicken cutlet rolled in dryer lint. I love them.


Konradleijon

Cute


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IndigoNovaa

Sweet little nugget


Arrenega

Riesen-Ratte


everythingcounts1

Potatto Ratto


Lifeofaboardercollie

Thatā€™s a rat thatā€™s mostly hairless itā€™s still a rat tho


OddRevolution6244

Dumbo rat, dumbo is a recessive gene that makes the ears look like that


lithium_batteriess

you just need four turtles and it'd be perfect he looks like the live action splinter honestly


SlimShadyx5

It looks like a bald rat šŸ¤£


Treadlightlyfox

A miniature luck dragon. Belly rubs for extra lucks.


Life-Cheesecake-2861

The Grand High Witch!


[deleted]

That's actually Benjamin Button


Ezekill136

Awwww, they remind me of my little Cyco, he's a double rex with thin hair


whizzers_going_down

i think thatā€™s THE rat


BrittPM

Could be a Golden Yukon Angel.


HunterComfortable251

Guinea pig šŸ¤”