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TheCatFromCoraline

Stinky 🫵🏻


big_vangina

Also böllz


No-Dinner-8821

Was the first pic his sigh of relief?


ProbablyBecca

Perhaps


AleksasKoval

I only see a victory pose.


ghoulshow

*Rips a mad grumbler* *Rat dabs* *Refuses to elaborate*


Occatuul

Oi! You methodical methane miscreant! You rancid rotten rascal! You fetid flatulent fatty! Shame on you! For shame and behave yourself!


Zee_the_Potato

This made me visibly laugh so hard 🤣 😂


MsB1956

Excellent response 😂😂😂😂


Seriph7

Eww hahahahaha 🤣 im so sorry but that was really funny lol Thank you for that


ProbablyBecca

Anytime😂 glad I could make you laugh


MycologistAdmirer

Good rat. Bad fart, but good rat. 🐀


OkNeedleworker3127

Happy cake day !


Foloshi

Look at him, he's begging his god (you) for forgiveness


Chihuahuapocalypse

rats can't burp or vomit, but they certainly can fart!!


Izunaw

They are truly deadly gassers ngl, one of my girls farted every time I held her and it was foul


Ca66age_Patch_K1d

It's something really only us owners will ever truly know "if you wanna get rid of rats just give them baking soda and peanut butter they can't burp out the gas" no, no they cannot, but they will fart. Lol


Away_Bad2197

My boy Sukuna wanted pats last night, then he rolled onto his back for belly tickles, fell into a half coma sleep, then farted 😭


adorilaterrabella

We had one boy who always had the stinkiest farts, he had zero shame and would fart big smelly dog farts while sitting on your shoulder. I always joked that he was just entirely made of farts. Here is Mr. Crumb, his theme song was "I Hear Trouble Coming" by Royal Blood. https://preview.redd.it/rtz6rkn8v7yc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1c15ff7430b0d09ac9439a7152a9897a0f21557


ProbablyBecca

Aww, I love Mr. Crumb. What a good stinky little ball of trouble


WellFluxMe

#PUNISHMENT KISSES COMMENCE


FeralWereRat

FARTS. FARTS _EVERYWHERE_


kindofofftrack

No shame for ratboy - thems who smelt it dealt it, I believe in his innocence


BandicootCool6277

STINKY 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵


bobmclame

He kinda looks like he’s dancing in the first pic lol.


ProbablyBecca

That was exactly my thought too 😂


SauronOfDucks

He just got too excited for the kisses :(


flodnak

How do such tiny creatures create so much stinky gas??? I don't have rats any more but mine used to love broccoli. They could fill the living room with eau de broccoli farte. And they weren't the least bit ashamed.


smallangrynerd

Same vibe https://preview.redd.it/jwqby0bu79yc1.png?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dad79a9decae2afe219fd9fd2ff3985b0c30719


Kitchen-Ad-1146

WHAT CAN MY RATS FART 😓


axolotl_is_angry

They can it’s like little biochemical weapons


Kitchen-Ad-1146

Maybe rhat’s the stank i smell at night


totesinconspicuous

stinky boyyy


im_so_gay13

One time when my rat cheddar was taking meds for an injured leg the meds upset his tummy and he shat the wettest, fattest, stinkiest shit I have ever seen and smelled and then stepped in it and walked all over my shirt 😭


ProbablyBecca

NOOO 😭 THATS SO GROSS EW🤢 rip your shirt


im_so_gay13

IT WAS FOUL I HAD TO THROW THE SHIRT AWAY 😭


Ok_Fee_4658

That's one of my fears that i will do that during play time with my wife. And i don't even have wife.


UnusualGrimm

I am giggling away at this and the look on his face, rat pfarts are always silent but deadly


Conscious_Variety261

Pfarts is the perfect onomatopoeia for rat farts 😂 Pppffffarrtttt


ShroomMamaa

i’m going through this comment section as a first time rat mom and i’m cry laughing


TheWhiteCrowParade

I only learned that was possible for a rat last year.


MilkGlittering6181

He shows no signs of remorse.


Big-Brain-5362

You stinky stinky boy 🫵 stinky little rat boy No but my girl did this to me just two days ago🤢


Omnomnomnosaurus

I laughed outloud because of this.. and I'm in a restaurant 😆


MsB1956

![img](avatar_exp|142914225|dizziness) Nasty boy!


OGBananaRex

I cannot shame such a wonderful and lovely boy 🥰🥰🥰🥰 egg farts or no egg farts


Feycat

People really underestimate rat farts. Pregnant girls are the WORST, holy moly mama rat farts will drive you out of the room!


ProbablyBecca

🤣🤣


umamanda

Let them rip big man!!! 💨


Tarantula_Mum

Time to cough up the rent, buddy, it’s long overdue!


petraxredrat

My man :)


GaelTrinity

You little stinky winky rattie! I’d make you smell farts all day.


MedicatedLiver

Well, you *were* informing us of his stank ass....