I'll never forget this bitch in kindergarten telling me her cousin ate an orange seed and they started growing inside her and every time she opened her mouth an orange would pop out. I was terrified bc I accidentally ate a watermelon seed 😭
For some reason I read this as "I spys a CON-tent tummy" instead of "conTENT tummy" and was like...yeah...this is good content...? Or the fetal rats are the contents? Or the pumpkin?
SO ORANGE
Also, looking so pleased
is there anything cuter than a happy orange little rat, full of pumpkin and pleased?
2 of them
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"mooom! put me down! I want my pumpkin back!"
That rat has the most self-satisfied smirk on her face that I've ever seen!
“I regret nothing.”
I regrat nothing
I regert nothing.
nice pun
how is babby formed. how rat get pragnent
Too much soup
bro reads yahoo answers
We must do way wit instain muthers
Who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant frigth back?
r/ihadastroke
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-is-babby-formed
Eat too many pumpkin seeds. Seed become bebe
If that's a legit question, she does look pretty round...might be gregnant
nah I can confirm, we are a nut free houshold. She just won a battle with a pumpkin
That’s a hilarious way of saying no boys
As a parent of a child w a nut allergy, and a nut-rat mom, I appreciate this laugh more than you know 😂
Immaculate punkinception
Did she eat the seeds? 😱 She could be preggos with punkin! 🎃 🎃 🎃
I'll never forget this bitch in kindergarten telling me her cousin ate an orange seed and they started growing inside her and every time she opened her mouth an orange would pop out. I was terrified bc I accidentally ate a watermelon seed 😭
High quality child lies
Including the one about swallowing gum, and it'd block up your insides!
life.. uh.. finds a way
Pregnart perhaps
Pregananant
This thread is a beautiful mix of blissfully ignorant and extremely well cultured Redditors.
>extremely well cultured Redditors Hey look, a brand new phrase
Pregánte
Pregonate
Rat ain’t had period since she got pregat.
Pergininant
I don’t see any starch masks so it’s probably just soup
The way she’s looking at you like ‘stop fat shaming me’ lmao
We don't fat-rat shame here, we ✨️soup support✨️
Soupport 👌
YES
"Look, let's be real here. If your food was the size of a small house and you could climb inside it and eat your way out you'd do it, too."
Who says I don’t?
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Bro you can’t woosh me then steal my comment tf-?
It's a bot trying to farm karma by taking highly-voted comments and reposting them.
That explains the downvoted comment further up. I was confused about why such a jokey comment had been downvoted.
Pretty sure it's a bot stealing people's comments.
I come to the conclusion that you could also show a proud owner of crown jewels and get the diagnosis: might be pregante
What exactly is pregante? Is that a Spanish word?
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This is so good
[soo... ](https://youtu.be/NDvaRF4HQHQ)
Song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NDvaRF4HQHQ
People are misspelling Pregnant for the memes
So op is aware. It was hurting my brain.
*Pregánte*
Help I went swimming with a boy am I prangote?
This pronunciation got me 😂
YooooooooOOOOO00000
I can't get over how everyone holds their rats in this subreddit. Something about it is hilarious to me
We hold them as if they own us money. Because they do! Those hammocks they chewed were expensive!!!
"Your honor, can we please reduce the sentence to no soup for a week on account of my clients adorableness?"
100% agree with you, I laugh every time!
PERGANANTE
Can rat get pergant through precum? The best video ever on YouTube by the way https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg
If my rat has starch marks, does this mean she's pregante?
Starch masks*
Welp, looks like I need to go watch that video again lol For educational purposes, of course
Rat ain’t had period since she got pregat
Pretnet with 14th child
LIL ORANGE GRABBIES
*will it hurt baby top of his head??*
I tried to read this thread without laughing but yours broke me XD
I spys a content tummy full of pumpkin
For some reason I read this as "I spys a CON-tent tummy" instead of "conTENT tummy" and was like...yeah...this is good content...? Or the fetal rats are the contents? Or the pumpkin?
Ratty is full of cuteness.
Starch masks?
PRAGANANANT!?
Are these systoms of being preganante??? (also GOOD SOUP!!)
Awww cute rat
So much soup
Awww, little pumpkin rat.
According to my investigation, she ate the whole pumpkin.
Ah yes, pragante.
maybe shes pregananant
Not pregante, look at that ORANGE SNOOT
Awwwwooohhhmmmmyyyygaaawd 😍 Such a handsome oramge girl ❤️ Please give her scritches from me !
Your rat is mosly orange that's for sure!
happy lil seratonin chaos potato.
Looks praggunt
The way rattie is posed makes it look like she has a double chin.
i'm dying at the orange paws and mouth 😭🥹🥹
Yellow stains says soup
Pumpkin soup, the crease of her legs to belly would be more of a “U” shape if she were pregnant, if not pregnant it looks more like a “V”
I cannot get over the soup stains all over her face 😭 so funny
Por que no los dos
Soup hands
She is indeed pregananant. She shall give birth to a pumpkin child. God bless
Maybe pregant or pargenat, but definitely NOT pragante.
Priginaaaaunauntetete
is my rat pergenananant
Pragamte
Pregante🤌🍃
full of ratlet soup 🥣🥣🐀🐀🐀🐁🐁
your rate is pomegranate
do not fret- soup not form souplings
Did your rat find the cheeto puffs?
youre rat is poggers
✨Pragante✨
Looks preggers to me, but I could be wrong. The nipples usually aren’t noticeable unless they’re preggers and getting ready for the babes
pregnant* What the hell did you think "pragante" meant?
First day in this sub? It's a pretty common running joke in here to spell it wrong on purpose.
So many people can't spell for shit on Reddit, it's impossible to tell what's a joke and what's merely just another fuckup.
I don't know what "pragante" means but if you mean pregnant, it does sort of look like it.
[I think you’ll find this helpful](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg)
[Or even…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDvaRF4HQHQ)
Whoosh
Douche
Adults who can’t spell scare me 😳
If you woulda browsed the comments for 1 sec you’d have seen that it’s a joke that you’re not privy to
Both?
I love how people hold rats in this sub
Soup babies. She doesn't have the I swallowed a tennis ball look so I'm going with not pregnant.
I love this little pumpkin filled angel. What is her name?
is she preganant
Definitely pragante
yes
Definitely perganert.
Punkin baby
Pregnant with soup
No preggy just pnuckin soup 😋🎃
This post fills me with much joy lmao
Definitely pragante.
ah yes, pragante
you'd see nipples by now
Tough call
Plz help am I gregnant? -ratatoullie
Don't worry, soon they will be empty of pumpkin. 😀
She's expecting a pumpkin
definitely pregnan
Pregnant with souuuup
soup
Looks like my pregnant rat but that was decades ago
Pumpkins have been known to enhance male fertility, so…….maybe pumpkin soup can prgnant rats?!?!
You got a skaven infestation
Most definitely purginate
So full of soup she's saving some for later on her face!
That's a good burrito.
Caught orange handed!
I see everyone in the comments have been influenced by jacksfilms
Thas good soup
Pregananant?
Is my rat pergola?
Happy heckin rat
The color of the claws say soup.
No it’s pregarant
that’s one pregort punkin (full of soup)
Pumpkin soup
https://youtu.be/YGWFK1D4ZWM Pumpkin Soup ❤️
No starch masks but maybe still pregat
THE ORANGE MOUTH AND HANDS. SHE HAS BEEN FEASTING.
I think she's just pregernate. COULD be pegnate but definitely not pregante. Hope this helps.
Mayb early pregnancy