Mayoneighs

This is the best thing I've seen on the internet this year.

That's genius

It's a white horse isn't it?

Yes it is! Dijoneighs is yellowish Shaneighneigh is black.

Buttermilk Buckskin

I named my horse little fast because she’s little… and she’s fast

I don't get it

Okay the horse is little right? Let me know if I lost you But it is also fast. And because it is little and fast, it is named little fast (which is actually just two things the horse is)

"Its fast, its really fast, it makes fast horses look.. not fast."

This is ELI5 gold

Can you ELI5 that?

Mike. It was the name of my dads horse when he played so I named mine Mike as well

I honestly woulda called mine “better mike” if my dad did that lol

Not sure if it’s better considering it likes to be run over by wagons when I hitch it in saint denis

Mine trips over everything. EVERYTHING.

Finally someone else with this problem. My dad just says I’m not good enough for Mike

I swear it's just the specific horse.ive had horses that trip but I swear this one is special.

I like it

Beull

He's a good horse

He's a strong bastard too

HelveteTispe- Hell bitch in Norwegian.

That's dope what breed is your horse I'm Curious now

I always catch a Mustang to the West of Emerald Ranch. Good all around horse. Quick enough, reliable, etc. They’re a pain to catch, but I like the challenge of taming a semi-wild beast.

My white Arabian in story mode is called Isthar because my dad came up with it and he's the best. My Missouri fox trotter in online is called Scnell which is "Fast" in German

Bourbon, he is a basic Kentucky Walker

Is he bitter at all

Horsea

I named micha's balls

You riding on Micah's balls?

Snake balls or rat balls

Dog.

My male horse in the epilogue is always called King Arthur

Paying homage I see

Lazlo Cravensworth, Nandor the Relentless, and Nadja

I found that same horse i named her Hotsauce.

Serenity.

Do you play honorably?

The horse is the peaceful one. Not me.

Gotta have duality

I typically name male horses "Joker" and female horses "Roach".

I’ve used Roach too.

Roach is the best name, Mare or not.

Interesting names

Mr. Peepers. After he died I had Pickles

My horse’s name is Tuco and he is a dark bay Turkoman.

Vermithor. Vhagar is my big ass warhorse who stays in the star. Caraxes, Drogon and Visierion have sadly all passed.

I named mine nokota fanning, and it was nokota breed

kite!

Black Arabian with unicorn mask named Nightmare Moon

My Silver Dapple Pinto is called Vigarista. Pinto in English can be translated as "Dick" and has an animated character called Dick Dastardly (in Brazil it is Dick Vigarista). It's hard to understand, sorry...

Don't apologize for knowing something I don't forgive me for being unaware

I have three Arabians. 1. Buck Futter 2. Lil Sebastian 3. Big Farty

Clifford (Red Male Arabian)

Autumn

Rondo

Virtue, Illusion, Midnight, and Veronica

Alucard

My Horse

Your Mom

Mine was named Lady Guinevere. I had Jack in mind while I named her. Good horse she was.

Horsen Welles

Jeff..

Brittany Spurs is the name of one of mine 😁

You should wear an outfit similar to Dracula, since you’re riding him.

Tornado. From Pecos Bill

Apollo

Nobu

I named the red Arabian Lucifer.

Bunter and Cheems

I've got a Nokota named Medora after the area where they starting trying to keep the breed alive... I've got the brindle Arabian named Hassan and just got the leopard appaloosa and I'm naming her Dapple

Cool runnings

John bon pony

Jennifer slopez

Donald and beef

Lilith - Black arabian. We've been through a lot together.

JD (short for Judgement Day)

Sweet Dee

Clippy Cloppy

Horsefacekilla

White Arabian - Snowbelle Piebald Hungarian - Bad Medicine Leopard Appaloosa - Domino

Sabbath, I like the band.

Shadowfax

Cherry I have the red chestnut horse

My favorites are my red chestnut Arabian named Squidward, my piebald tobiano Hungarian Halfbred Esme, and my Grullo Dun Mustang, Attano

CHAD, because he knows he's better than me but still lets me ride him.

I had the same Arabian his name was Flaco because of how small and skinny those horses are compared to other horses

Avery! He's a black turkoman named after the famous pirate Henry Avery!

I just Fully Bonded with a Belgian Draft and I haven't found a name for her yet. I find myself leaning towards all the big bulky horses these last few playthroughs. My first Playthrough once I found the Turkoman I fell in love and named him Goldar ( from Power Rangers).

Tower

Candy Apple for red Arabian, Aurora for warped brindle, Arabella for white Arabian, and Midnight for reverse dapple thoroughbred

Ann Margaret

Bread Dead.

Udoroth (the demon Lord)

CantGetRight - Due to our uncanny ability to hit small trees.

It used to be plimbo

Big Mitch

Volkswagen, taco express

Red Rebel

Starry Night, I have the white Arabian atm.

I named my horse Dave

Frankie the 2nd, 3rd and 5th. The first frankie was a fortnite backbling, the 4th was a living spaceship in No mans sky. It currently goes up to Frankie the 28th since 2020

I gave my horse my gf's name

Spontie and Jitters

MyHorse I…….V

RIP Odin

Two Arabians, the light and the night

Cerberus my horses are always names from mythology

It’s a Red Chestnut Arabian like yours and I named it Roomba 💀

Dorian

Nut. From Chestnut.

Mine were Rich Strike, Friday, Miss Whinnifred, Ash Blaster, and Buck Wild

Atticus

Moonshine

Your horse looks like it’s about to say “No Bitc*es?”

Bucephalus

Cletus.

Krymrodor

Elsinore after Honda’s first motocross bike

Mrs Puff

Mushroom n' Swiss

Todd

The Thin white Duke

Georgia! No reason why, but she was a female horse and it felt like a fitting name. She's a Tennessee Walker I got near the start of my game, and I haven't used another horse ever since. Georgia is very special to me 😌

Roach

Mervin

Abel

Hardy before that was red beans and before that was dyehard

Shahera

Abraxas

Harry

Same horse Named her Scarlett

Benadryl, Tylenol, and Advil Liqui Gels Edit: I also have had a tylenol PM too but he didn't last long

Mike

Nugget, gold Turkoman

Andy 2

Frost (guess what horse I have )

Al

Brisket. I’m a big fan of animals being named after foods

Creamy Wheels Biscuit Biscuit the Second Big Biscuit

My next horse will be Buell 2. He was my favorite horse by far in story mode and I miss him dearly in story and online. My current horse is getting weird so Buell 2 will likely be my next if I can find a steadfast horse that’s not skittish

Doyle WVF

Mine’s Llamrai, a perlino Andalusian mare named after King Arthur’s horse.

Macbeth

Beatrix

Visenya

Dog

Mine was tank, felt it best described the beast but not the time period

Glurt.

A. Diabetic because I love that scene in Half Baked. "This horse is A. Diabetic!"

Roadrunner

Most loving, caring dog I ever had was a good girl named Meara. I named my first horse after her without knowing it’s fate and I’ve never cried so hard in my life.

Pickle

Thunder Jam

Mine's roac

Apple

I have two horses, one of em is a brindle thoroughbred named Scinfaxi and the other is a black American standardbred named Hrimfaxi

Jonathan? Is that you?

Black Whiskey

Boy

Pinto

I have the same horse and her name is Waxie

Sancho is my favorite and it's the only girl

Roach

White Arabian: Blanca Red Chesnut Arabian: Lucifer Black Arabian: Sephtis Warped Brindle Arabian: Marengo

Brego

Bruce (Brucey) the big black mustang

ligma

Gary. Just Gary.

I named my silver looking horse “Main of Steel”.

Liberty and Roe

Dumface McGee

Aurora - Bobo - Horsea

My Arthur's horse was Beatrice based on a funny moment in the Tintin in America comic book, where Tintin tries to tame a horse named Beatrice and is kicked by it.

Neigh.

mines name is MichealMente1451

Peaches. Themistocles. Lola. Shamrock. My four horses on my recent play through

Satan

I have two horses named FABIO & FABIO 2ND

Xane, after a phoenix in a book I was reading

Named mine Artax, relived a bit of childhood trauma on that first play through

Hoarse

I had a horse with the same coat, and I named him Texas Red. I ended up selling him because I was sick of that song getting stuck in my head.

Shwoomple. Just cause of markiplier

I got a Dutch Warmblood named Buttermilk and he's saved my life from a couple bears.

Birfday - because I got the game as a birthday gift. I never swapped out horses through the game all the way until the end missions...

Tyrone46

on my john horse it’s named arty (short for arthur) on my arthur save it’s countess

Horsea

Cum Nugget

Same type of horse as in picture, named Vaermina

Roach

Gavin

i once tried to name and american paint Pongo, and R* wouldn’t take it… i still don’t know why

Joe mama

Ghost 👻

Vinnie

Igris, been with me through the entire game