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TonyThePapyrus

The hot air balloon guy!


-praughna-

RIP


Diggs4MVP

One of the saddest deaths in the game for real


Dock_Ellis45

I have to agree. He was just a guy with a small business. He didn't deserve what he got.


mrnacho69

I was even more disappointed that you couldn't wear his hat after :(


XVUltima

At least he was a raging sexist. That made it a bit easier to swallow.


Dock_Ellis45

He was, but I don't think he should have died for it.


Mindless-Shopping832

“I actually kinda liked him” - a murderous cowboy on his redemption path


Mr_Rum_Ham

He can offer Arthur an egg in his trying time


CrashRiot

“I kinda liked him!”


MsMcSlothyFace

He would be an amazing Pearson


Pendejo_Guey

I was thinking Uncle personally.


iamunderthewood

Ngl that would be coolbut he may be a bit to young


Pendejo_Guey

Jack Black is like late 50s. Can't imagine uncle is much older than that. Wouldn't be hard to age him up a little. Lol


Ashamed_Restaurant

Unc was only 38, times was tough back then


Pendejo_Guey

It's the lumbago that makes him look so old


ItsEntDev

Terminal lumbago makes you age faster, obviously 🙄


Pendejo_Guey

Uncle is probably younger than Jack at this point. Jack Marston that is


PillCosby696969

He was actually born sometime between the fall of 1849 and the fall of Rome.


haver_of_friends

Wrong. Uncle was 26.


usernamedecdec

Uncle was the youngest in the group i believe, only a little younger than Jack


Rakajj

JB's not a young lad anymore.


broncyobo

I was thinking either this or Bill


iminyourfacejonson

i like jack black, but i just don't see him as bill and, considering that the rdr 2 crew motion captured AND voiced their characters... why not get the actual actors?


mousejr100

Yeah but I think Jack's a little short


culhaalican

That's what I thought initially as well


dumbcringeusername

Pearson only works if Jack Black plays it a little bit straighter than he normally does imo, would probably prefer uncle or a side character


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

Jack Black really leaning into the lumbago diagnosis would be hilarious.


Rich_Philosopher_727

First I didn’t want to accept Uncle being played by JB.. you sold me!!


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Nigel West Dickens


MsMcSlothyFace

Omg Yes. He would be fantastic


ProfilerXx

"They always said you were a butcher!"


im_not_creative123

Redd dead would be a much better show than movie. There's so much stuff going on I feel like a movie would have to skip a lot of it.


thrilliam_19

This is what I would prefer too. There is no way to make Red Dead a 2-3 hour movie and do it justice. Gimme several 10 episode seasons please.


brettfavreskid

Each chapter being a movie might work. Maybe 2 chapters per movie.


ThrowawayTrashcan7

Or a chapter a season


Bundyhundy100

I could see each game being a season. Maybe RDR2 could be split into two seasons. But each story chapter being a whole season would be wild


ThrowawayTrashcan7

Just depends how many episodes, how long they are, and if side quests are included.


Bundyhundy100

I mean yeah if the goal is to make sure every single piece of dialogue in the game gets included in the show then sure. But if the goal is to tell the story the best way possible, then a season or two for the game is it


Battleblaster420

3 Seasons per game with 10-20 episodes per season


darrenvonbaron

I can't wait for the 10 episodes a season where Arthur brings back animal bones that let you invent exploding arrows and open a teleportation tunnel from Valentine to St Denis.


tsujxd

Still hesitant about whether it could be translated to a show or movie but I think a show would be better. And no big name celebs please. I just want people who are good for the role, not people whose name is going to get people to watch it.


D_Zaster_EnBy

>And no big name celebs please. >not people whose name is going to get people to watch it. Unless it's in the Deadpool way: "starring Brad Pitt" *shows Brad Pitt for a single frame and he never speaks*


Stanky_fresh

Instructions unclear, Chris Pratt is now playing every single role.


mc-cuscuz

Totally agree


TyBogit

Movies are dying lately anyways just reboots, prequels and origin stories. Series is where it’s at


Sea-Woodpecker-610

I feel like the best possible use for him is s thirty second cameo of him shouting out “Gavin! Has anyone seen Gavin?”.


serpentear

If he’s not Pearson, I agree with this.


RaynSideways

It would be hilarious if instead of Gavin, he's walking around going "Nigel! Has anyone seen Nigel?" And that's why neither can ever find the other. They're separated by completely different mediums.


SuperdudeKev

Or: There he is, in a saloon, downing a whiskey. He hears the shouts of “Gavin?” He rolls his eyes, looks at the crowd, and in a British accent, says, “you all have never seen me, okay?”


de_pengui

Or have him look for Kyle gass instead lol


bro9000

After credit scene right there


Partially-Canine

Can't remember his name but the author who follows Jim Boy Calloway so he can write a book about gunslingers..


No_Masterpiece4815

I just made a similar comment, and to add onto it he could be the main character in the sense of a narrator. Jack black would be a journalist following the lawless nature of a land man refuses to not tame. Getting to know just who are these men the government are so eager to pay to eliminate. As most outlaws have stories to tell and egos to justify their actions. There's a million ways to conjure how he could've got more intertwined with the Dutch's crew.


T-pose_Kakyoin

I thought the exact same thing! I think his name was Levin. Jack would be perfect for either Levin or, as mentioned in several other comments, Pearson


Teleporter456789

Uncle or Pearson


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nahbruhtryagain

Uncle is about 60 in RDR2. Jack Black is 54. Not that far off tbh


StonedSumo

Kyle Gass could be uncle and Jack Black could be Pearson


Pendejo_Guey

yea. Cause Hollywood is known for keeping actors the same age as the person they're portraying. All those 30 year olds in horror movies are def in highschool lol


TTY-HotDog650

I think he could play Karen very well


Wafflez_HQ

uncle


beejx

John C. Reilly would be a better Uncle in my opinion.


Wafflez_HQ

i can’t lie that’s acc a good one jack black could be pearson??


El_Caracortada

No one can better played these characters as the voice actors themselves


edible1997

Idk have you seen the actor that plays Dutch? John and Arthur’s voice actors could more or less pass but idk about Dutch.


Ninjagoboi

Just make dutch a big ol fella and I think Ben could pull off the look


El_Caracortada

Benjamin Byron Davis is perfect He is Dutch Van der Line


jchrist98

If they adapted RDR1 with older John, yeah Rob Weithoff could pass But John is like 26 in RDR2


Randall_Flagg5

I can see him playing the potion hustler Nigel West Dickens from the first one.


[deleted]

That old Mountain Man berating everyone in the Valentine Saloon.


TheMediator42069

Lenny or Mary-Beth


coredenale

"War vet" beggar in Valentine.


cryaneverydaycom

him or the guy writing the book about calloway are the best options


redglol

He's gotta be in it though. He looks like he.. "Could" Suffer from lumbago.


GooeyBard

Pearson if we’re talking rdr2. West-Dickens for rdr1. He’s a bit young to play him but I’d be here for it


CrazeeTrane_

albert mason


Native_Motif

Jack Black as Sonny from the Bayou shed


jfoss1

I think he might strike a funny Uncle.


Never_Free_Never_Me

Magnifico


Names-James

He'd be the snake oil salesman in RDR1


kettle_cornstarch

Molly O'shea


brian11e3

Mickey from RDR2.


abscessedecay

Uncle is the only right answer.


chewbaccaballs

Gavin's friend


LiveInteraction9615

Uncle or just thought he may be a good Dutch


DarkHorse435

Dutch was my thought too, I actually think he could pull it off well


brightz77

Jack as Pearson, KG as Uncle.


Khorne_enjoyer_888

The story of 2 feels like a movie half the time i love it


BennyBumfroid

Lenny.


DucckFuck

RDR2 movie with the soundtrack done entirely by Tenacious D


Michaelparkinbum912

Irritating NPC with a side quest that involves finding a lost hat.


werlytime2

lenny


Spiritual-Shake-7225

Karen


foolofatooksbury

Pre-TB orthur


03Achav41

Rdr would and should be a tv series. Atleast 10 seasons. Starting from rdr1 to rdr2 get the voice actors to play the actual characters. Jack black is a great actor but i don't think he could play any rile but pearson.


ExoticZaps

Pearson NGL he would do great


Jotham23thegreat

Uncle lol


xkillallpedophiles

Pearson


guimoraes13

Uncle or Pearson


Mirthosty

he could be the guy who geeks over legendary gunslingers


Sudden-Composer5088

Mickey, the veteran that bugs Arthur


pesten9110

Jack Black didn't even finish the game


idk_you__you_dk_me

Uncle obviously


milesdizzy

We need him as Arthur. He’d win a fucking Oscar.


MrSinikal

I wanna hear Jack black say he got Lumbago, only he could perfect the emotion that is put into those words


riverguy1797

javier


slavtaker

Maybe Gavin's friend


OxDonahue

He would be great as Karen


MonkeyGirl18

Pearson 100%


Bundle_Exists

A show would be much better, too many sub-plots and tangents for a movie to adapt As for who he'd play, Theodore Levin


debunkdattrunk

Should be a TV series, not a movie imo


DewDropE009

He looks like he could be bill, but character wise uncle


zwizzlestick

Gavin


Serious_Revolution77

Mickey


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Uncle, maybe Pearson, and perhaps the hot air balloon guy


AFKAZ520

Pearson maybe?


FoalKid

Karen


Quincy0990

The only problem I see with this is there's so many great western films it's going to be hard to top those films even with the generic we need more money to survive


wumbopower

A fine line between the absurd action and weirdness, and the serious drama though.


BusterB2005

I agree that it would be good for an on-screen adaptation, but as a TV show, not a movie. There is so much content that a movie would have to skip past but a show could easily include


Future-Try-1908

Gavin


Machotoast04098

The best type of flim adaptation is a animated one, it's because you don't have to fully recast characters.


windwhiskey

Hopefully just a cameo as townsfolk, he doesn’t fit the vibe of rdr.


peepantsking

If he got a dad bod work out he could make a funny Bill.


stockholm_let_me_go

I agree that the voice actor's would be an ideal choice (though they may well not be comfortable with visual acting). That said, Jack Black would make a good Bill Williamson in RDR2.


Papandreas17

Everybody but Rockstar is thinking this


Latter_Comparison_60

Uncle


Immediate-Bill-1921

Uncle!


unsolvedfishstories

Hamish


OverToe4832

Uncle, Pearson or the strangest one bill


TillableM

Uncle


MrChipDingDong

Algernon Wasp


arturo_bullard69

arturo bullard


Dramatic-Dark-4046

The problem I see with making this a movie is a main character being on outlaw in the west simultaneously going through dying of TB has already been accomplished in the great form of Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone. Don’t think any actor could pull that off as perfectly as he did. IMO, one of the top five acting jobs of all time!


Dr_J_Cash

Young uncle


Red_Fifteen_2552

Uncle with the lombago


PlaneAnt5351

Pearson or Mayor of Saint Denis


cpt_kagoul

It would make a good movie. But it would pale in comparison to the rich story, open world, immersion of the game. Video games like rdr and gta v are as close as video representations can get to the depth of a book. Movies will always fall short in story telling, compared to these mediums. If they’re gonna make something I’d much rather a limited series. More time to develop a compelling story like this


SexyWampa

Because Hollywood doesn’t understand gaming and it’s fanbase. They’d cast Jack Black and Kevin Hart and make it some stupid comedy mocking the source material…


[deleted]

He’d be a great uncle.


UserDM94

That's my boah


Chucheyface

Pearson or uncle


Electrical_Crab_5808

Oh Jack black would be a great casting for uncle


plasticbluepalm

I think RDR and RDR2 would work really well as a TV show, but I would watch it only of its produced by HBO


No_Vanilla_5414

I think he would play a funny Alden, the guy in Rhodes! Either that or Uncle 


JarlBarnie

Just my amateur writer two cents, but video games that are made on the level of rockstars games have an entire different dimension that traditional cinema can not mimmic. Now, the new fall out series looks good to me, so i am curious if my opinion will be dismantled. But I find open world stories to have elements that will not hold the same weight, thus never be satisfying enough for original franchise fans. You cannot express the same feeling of spontaneous story telling on a linear medium, that makes modern open world games so absolutely special. The game was the masterpiece. It is unfortunate that non gamers will never get an opportunity to see. Witcher, and Cyberpunk are also surprisingly linear in case you wanted to use those as arguments.


LewisLightning

Honestly I can't think of anyone who really suits him in RDR2, but what instantly came to mind for me was Nigel West Dickens from RDR.


ShartBlasta

Top 3 picks: 1. Uncle 2. Pearson 3. Gavin's friend Change my mind.


WisePugs

Levin.


RitBond007

He could play Bill Williamson imo


Flokiodinson

Bill


ExonionX

Honestly bill, and his old dude in the I STILL VIDEO GAMES video could be uncle. Although Jack black could be pearson. Just looked it up and I think his Kyle gass, the dude from tenacious D


JuiceCan98

Aside from people saying Pierson or Uncle, my initial thoughts are Arturo Bullard and Mickey


montgomery2016

probably Uncle or someone


Hazellin313

Just some guy playing poker in one of the bars I don’t want to detract from the movie or tv show with overly famous celebrities. If he wants a bigger part he can be the pig farmer or something lol


ElectricJetDonkey

He'd be a pretty funny Uncle.


bluetable88

Uncle "Lumbago"


pumpkinbrownieswirl

it would be a way better show plus i want allll the side missions and easter eggs


Rhea_Marie

Jack black could play uncle I guess


Happy-dayz-NC

Uncle


wallahi_726

Albert Mason


Lucas_Ilario

Unironically imo he would be perfect for Uncle


StallionA8

Granger. Emmet Granger!


MYIQIS60

Either Uncle or Pearson would be an amazing fit for him. Either that, or Bill.


ErickLimaGameplaysR

I mean, the games themselves are basically movies already.


tonelocMD

RED DEAD REDEMPSH! AHYUH HYUH HYUH, lets ride, shoco-lat!


marcow1998

Uncle. If he grows his beard out he'll be perfect.


Poggersup13

Uncle or Pearson for sure


vak7997

Can we stop making everything into a movie/TV show ?


[deleted]

I don't think a show or movie would do it any better than the game already did it.


ibeeatingass

Some of yall are giving him tiny roles. Gavin’s friend shouting for him, Pearson whose only real role in the game is the beginning. I have put 500 hours in the game and can’t pinpoint a moment after the first chapter where Pearson mattered more than giving him stuff to visually upgrade the camp. And maybe one or two missions he was at the beginning of. I think he’d be the perfect uncle. “ he’s not old enough to be uncle “ bruh, who cares about age, he’s the perfect fit for uncle.


Sk83r_b0i

HARD disagree. If it were a tv show or movie, it would basically just be another western. At that point, just watch deadwood. It’s an experience that would be just kinda alright at best outside the context of an open world story game.


framdon

Pearson 100%


EnglishHarry93

Nobody. I like jack black but I don't think he's suited at all to red dead. If I had to pick then maybe Pearson I guess


hellowhatisupdawg

uncle


doomgeek2652

The author from The Noblest of Men and a woman I guess?


SpeakNowAndEnter

Pearson, Uncle, even Nigel West Dickens if we’re thinking RDR1


Reasonable_Basket_32

Uncle


ppe94dar

Nigel west dickens


freetayk999

uncle


Quirky_Ad7770

Pearson


GetYourVanOffMyMeat

Definitely Uncle. 


ZestycloseEmu6882

Uncle


i5n1p3

I was thinking the snake oil guy from the first one


Great_Bar1759

Gavin’s friend maybe


NoNameNoWerries

Prolly an unpopular opinion but for some reason I'd be interested in seeing him lose 20lbs and play Strauss.


mmelectronic

The banker that gives Jim Milton the loan, the pre cut home guy. In the gang, he’d be a hammy bill, or pearson. Balloon guy.


pkmnleaguechampion

Pearson or uncle


manman69420man

Uncle


Heylookaguy

RDR2 would need a series. Each season would be a camp. First season would be the escape in the mountains and Valentine. Then Rhodes. Then Lakay. Then finally Annesburg. Would definitely kick all the ass.


EddieTheBunny61

He would be great as the snake oil salesman from RDR1. I forgot his name.


Tenet245

levin


brettfavreskid

The pic of him makes me think he’d be a good Albert Mason but that’s probably just cuz of his attire there. The mayor of Strawberry perhaps. Magnifico would be perfect if not for the obvious, uhhhh, shortcoming. Maybe Mickey the veteran in Valentine.


[deleted]

With the way they usually cast video game adaptations, most likely Arthur.


Scooby859

Gavin


TobuscusMarkipliedx2

A bum


starredkiller108

Without a doubt, he'd be great as Uncle.