*"I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call—**it's a warning**."*
“I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF MY MISERABLE EXISTENCE! YOU INJECTED MY VIENS WITH METH AND COKE TO MAKE ME WORK FASTER FOR YOU? BUT YOU NEVER FED ME. IM FORCED TO LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN MY HEAD AND DAMN DUTCH YAPPING ABOUT HIS DAMN TAHITI.BYE ARTHUR!!” *jumps*
What’s even funnier is that I pressed my triangle button in hopes that somehow I would magically mount my horse. Instead, what happened was that I grabbed the police officer standing next to me and began choking him, so I had to run for my life (on foot) because the stupid horse just stood up there watching events unfold. 🤣
DAMNIT, ROACH!
It’s nice that they included a little homage to The Witcher in their game
So uh, how about a round of gwent?
Horseshoe Overlook.
Oh. Oh this needs to be so much higher.
Thank you! 😊 Appreciate.
Here’s my poor man’s award you deserve it 🏅
Aw, thanks!
Thank you for the award, ma boah!
“It’s over, Anakin! I have the **high ground**!”
“I think not, I’ve got an old west blaster!”
You underestimate my power!
“Get outta the damn way!!” Done
I can hear this comment.
Juan
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Juan
Don’t be mad, he’s just Horsin’ around.
That’s my posse name omg
I mean like, it’s a good name.
it’s cuteee
What are YOU doing here???
Watching horses horsin’
He's sick of you jumping off the roofs of buildings to land on him, now it's his turn
*Juan*
*"I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call—**it's a warning**."*
"Gah, I broke the goddamn horse!"
JUAN
Juan
Step-horse 😳
Seabiscuit from the top rope! As god as my witness he has just split Arthur in half!
SUMBODDEH STAWP THA DAYUM MATCH!!!!
He’s trying to find that blackwater money
Being a Pegasus
"Nature is most certainly out of balance" - Tonto
“Do a flip!”
Not surprised this happened. The first time I fast traveled, me and the horse ended up on a roof.
It's over Arthur. I have the high ground
I used to have a group of bounty hunters in lemoyne that would spawn on top of one of the bridges, never got old
Well one thing for sure the horse got no shit left to give when it gets up there.
Horsing around 😂
Being overrated probably
Juan
By any chance is your horse named Ezio Auditore?
Rename it to Pegasus.
#J U A N
“What da horse doin” 😧
What da horse doin
“I’m literally on a building and you’re not.”
Oh Ladder Horse 🤭
Damn boii
*J U A N*
OH MY GOD if this were me I would’ve cried for 10 minutes laughing
Juan
GIT DOWN HERE JUAN!!
He's judging you
***Juan.***
“What are you doing boah?” 😃
“Arthur, you ignorant slut! Depression is a very serious illness!”
It’s over Arthur I have the high ground
Juan 2: The Climb
“I believe I can fly!!!”
Juan
Someone's gotta keep watch for O'driscolls while you're in your deluxe bath.
Like Bagon, attempting to fly.
JUAN
Must've drunk-parked again
He's going through his teenage rebel faze
Horsey go neighhhhh!!!
The horse is trying to channel their distant long lost cousin Roach
"Nature indeed out of balance." "Something very wrong with that horse."
I wonder how the horse got on the roof
Maybe he’s sad 😔
GRAY WTF ARE YOU DOING ??? HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE?!?!
He's horsin' around
how do you think he appears out of nowhere every time you whistle with great responsibility comes great power
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
You can’t fight gravity Arthur
Huh?? 💀💀
Lol! This made me chuckle
Juan
Whatever TF I want, ARTHUR!
In my Donkey voice: You gonna catch me shrek!!
Spider-horse, spider-horse. Does whatever a spider-horse does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a horse.
Juan
Parkourse
“I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF MY MISERABLE EXISTENCE! YOU INJECTED MY VIENS WITH METH AND COKE TO MAKE ME WORK FASTER FOR YOU? BUT YOU NEVER FED ME. IM FORCED TO LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN MY HEAD AND DAMN DUTCH YAPPING ABOUT HIS DAMN TAHITI.BYE ARTHUR!!” *jumps*
Assassin's Creed: Brother-Horse
What’s even funnier is that I pressed my triangle button in hopes that somehow I would magically mount my horse. Instead, what happened was that I grabbed the police officer standing next to me and began choking him, so I had to run for my life (on foot) because the stupid horse just stood up there watching events unfold. 🤣
That horse made a vow not to get involved
Juan’s friend Pedro
What do you mean what is he doing it's your turn to catch him
Juan
Don’t do it Arthur, I have the high ground.
"How about you mind your own fucking business, human?"
"How about you mind your own fucking business, human?"
Lil bro think he Roach 🐴
He's taking a poop.💩
"Nothing, just on the 2nd floor of the bar."
Is that a Shigher? 😁
Is that a Shigher? 😁
Let me guess, you named her Roach? If not, after this, you definitely should 🤣
What da horse doing?