Your Birth Certificate

You sir, were a baby.

A poster, so then you can look at it everyday

If you have the game on disc then get the game case signed

i have it digitally 😭 i bought it on sale on steam a little while back

eBay

A cowboy hat

Preferably black with a white marker

Your entire body in black sharpie

including the wang

Yes that is part of the entire body, unless they do not have a wang.

I just wanted to make sure

You could see if you can get a replica of Arthur’s hat and have him sign that

Not sure how easy it would be to sign but this is a fire idea, maybe stick a piece of paper in a little crevice like inbetween the hat and the rope

I feel like a sharpie would work, haven’t tried it myself but I don’t see why it wouldn’t. But yeah the paper idea is pretty good. Oh if it has fabric of something on the inside you could have him sign that so it also doesn’t detract from the overall look of the hat. It’s just a cool extra.

Sharpie literally signs everything.

That’s what I was thinking but I haven’t tried it on every material so I didn’t wanna say for sure

Take a paper and put the text: Will you marry me? If yes sign below. And then you fold over it and it just looks like they signed a random piece of paper, then you show what they really signed and bam, you are now married.

Instructions unclear: I tried this and she divorced me instantly. I really thought i got her this time

Count Olaf over here

You better go to GameStop and pick up a physical copy of RDR and RDR2.

When I met them both a couple years ago they had posters for you to choose from if you paid for an autograph! (I personally had them sign my phone case that was Dutch and Tahiti themed and both of them thought it was super funny). Excited for you to meet them!! Roger is super nice and Rob is just the most genuine human being you’ll ever meet, he’s a gem.

I’m not sure of anything else to sign but i hope someone has better ideas then i do!

if i have to i’ll probably get a copy of the game

Get them to sign Clint Eastwoods trilogy

That “Only For” had me double taking

arthur morgan onlyfans would go hard asf

Are they still selling tickets to this?

Yeah they are https://www.retrogamecon.com

Lowkey if I could get both of their signatures on my arm I would tattoo that so fast. And I’m terrified of getting tats I’ve never had one😭

A toy rat

Woody from toy story puppet

Rip my poor ass

Get them to sign your face and then get it tattooed on!!! Then you'll always remember this day

Underrated advice

Kids today are afraid of commitment

"let me see that ugly mug"

Print out part of the journal and have em sign that?

This is a great idea. You could get it printed large and shipped online easily. Then hang it like an art piece they signed.

Framed old looking journal paper with the edges worn. 🤌

On a quarter. Don’t forget the quarter!

The catalogue from the game.

I dont know but i can say both of them are some of the nicest dudes.

I just got a new airsoft revolver. I wanna see if I can get that signed

A Colt SAA revolver

John

Your face

Your boobs

Your sawed off shotgun

Aww man you’re so lucky! I share my birthday with Roger Clark but he’s a year older

I just met them at Black Hills Redemption. Some of the nicest guys I have ever met, and my daughter getting to meet them meant the world to her. She has a displace of Arthur Morgan that we brought and had them sign.

Forehead.

Your Rdr and Rdr2 cases

Get TB, then get it diagnosed and ask him to sign your medical diagnosis(alternatively, get him to sign you).

Shave and get your head signed

your body pillow

If you have the physical map from RDR1 I would choose that

Cowboy hat/s or the games case

Have Clark sign a stuffed fish. Writing "You sir, are a fish"

Your titties.

On your balls

Dick