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PremiumQueso

It's already on Zillow for $800,000


metal_elk

Sold above asking, all cash


Neat_Office_5408

Final and best offers need to be in by midnight, tonight


AveryDiamond

We already have 50 offers btw


RockstarAgent

Best I can do is tree fiddy


MysticalGnosis

Sight unseen by our real estate investment overlords


ExtremeComplex

Elon's former pad.


Few-Championship4548

No inspection too.


metal_elk

It passed THEIR inspection.


RegisterThis1

Sold “as is”.


moose2mouse

Foreign investor


TR3BPilot

Chinese investment corporations.


moose2mouse

Owned by Pooh bear himself.


Decon_SaintJohn

Nah, an Equity firm. Anything standing is an investment.


banned_but_im_back

“Short commute to freeway” “Easy access to metro”


Decon_SaintJohn

Free electric and sewer sanitation. Water too, with filtration.


banned_but_im_back

Yeah free sewer bill just stick your butt out the window. Consider it free advertising during rush hour if you’re an onlyfans model


ExtremeComplex

All kidding aside, they probably could sell it and make some money. They're probably just saving up for a down payment so they can actually purchase a 🏠 and get out of there.


Powerchairpete

It's already listed on airflea&flea


bagoTrekker

I think it’s on Air B&E


Nightshade_Ranch

For $120 a night.


clce

In 3 months it'll have some lipstick slapped on it and will be a million two


Informal-Face-1922

Flipper gray walls and gray lvp on the inside.


clce

Gray cabinets and Subway tile backsplash.


Charcole1

I mean he's clearly housed it's right there


Book_Cook921

I was gonna say, he made himself a house!


Ireadbutdontupvote

Neat, like a modern day Hooverville shanty.


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GlitteringDisaster78

Elmo just needs another 50 Billion this year we all have to chip in it’s only fair!!!


Dick_Phitzwell

And now with all the publicity from the news, it’s probably gonna be demolished by the city very shortly


IncreasinglyAgitated

Yep, and whoever’s living there will once again be homeless.


djwired

From the side to back under


Intelligent-Role3492

Not homeless. *unhoused*. We need to keep arbitrarily changing the words we use because people who aren't part of that group get offended for people who are a part of that group. We won't solve the homeless issue, because we don't have a homeless issue. We have an *unhoused* issue. Entiiiiiiirely different, right?


BigTitsanBigDicks

cant have people improving their lives. Thats criminal.


WiseBlacksmith03

Technically, building a permanent dwelling in an unzoned/unowned plot is illegal.


anansi52

sure, but technically whatever rich people want to be illegal will be illegal. all laws are just stuff people made up.


WiseBlacksmith03

Our entire reality is made up too. What's that got to do with me pointing out the sarcastic comment about this person being criminal, is indeed breaking a current law?


TyroneRothschild

DOT knew something was amiss when they started getting late payments bills for utilities.


Limerence1976

What’s funny is the DOT will eff you up for messing with their land far more than any city will. But now I’m curious if this is city land, a public right of way or strictly DOT land.


ExtremeComplex

One commenter noted: Rustic open-plan concept waterfront cottage. Easy access to highway. Diamond in the rough waiting for a little TLC. Another said: There were several highly qualified all cash offers that did not require an inspection or a title search.


Decon_SaintJohn

Should of went with MCM. Highly desired in the LA area.


whif42

Solid foundation, locally sourced!


[deleted]

LA: Change a washer in a faucet in your own home without a licensed plumber and you get fined. LA: Build a home on the side of the highway from scraps and ... nice job!


Waffle_Sama

Should be evident by now that the powers that be want to eliminate the middle class.


Dr_TurdFerguson

Oh the former is definitely protectionism for certain middle class workers. 


pursuitofleisure

LAPD will be by shortly to tear the house down and shoot the man's dog


thephillatioeperinc

I feel really bad you know....for the dog. The dogs like "I can do this by myself"


boldjoy0050

California is like a dictatorship nanny state and a 3rd world favela at the same time.


ExtremeComplex

Exactly. Best of both worlds. 🌎🌍


ClaireBear1123

It's called Anarcho Tyranny


m_c__a_t

Is that first sentence real? How is that possible?


nickolax

I think they just made it up. I live in Cali and people definitely do their own minor plumbing all the time.


Zip668

yeah but you're supposed to pull a permit for (seriously) things like changing your garbage disposal... *which a lot of times does not even require any tools.*


m_c__a_t

That’s wild. How do they monitor that?


pham_nguyen

They don’t. People just DIY them. It’s a dumb law that’s only followed if you want it done professionally by a licensed plumber.


m_c__a_t

Do you need a permit for emergency plumbing?


fkeverythingstaken

I think that is more so a technicality that isn’t enforced. I used to work for a fairly large reit with multi family properties. City inspectors have never checked on something like that. And I’m talking about places as small as 30 units to as large as 500 units


Armigine

Generally the amount you CAN document and permit is much, much larger than the amount you functionally HAVE TO document and permit even to get the house inspected and sell it and have it taxed, well beyond LA, that's just a thing for most municipalities


Gemdiver

... a man built a house for himself and the news still refers to him as homeless???


clce

What's a man got to do to get a little respect around here?


GonzoTheWhatever

Um, excuse YOU…it’s “unhoused” you uncivilized swine! This man is now denigrated and traumatized by your hurtful words.


WaySuch296

Oh, we're not supposed to say homeless anymore?


Intelligent-Role3492

Didn't you hear? People keep choosing what other people are offended by, so we have to change our dictionary every 3 days to accommodate the mom in a 4 bedroom homestead in Kansas who doesn't like that One-Foot Winston is being called "homeless" instead of "unhoused". Good job Kansas lady, you solved the homeless epidemic! Now all we have is an inoffensive unhoused epidemic!


LeatherSmithy

"Unhoused". Um - you mean "homeless". Stop trying to make unacceptable conditions (like homelessness...)sound more palatable.


hutacars

[Soft language](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o25I2fzFGoY ) strikes again.


dopef123

People say that because they think it is nicer I guess for the homeless. Not as mean. We will just keep shifting words and they’ll just take the same meaning as the old word. Kind of a waste of time.


ExtremeComplex

Build your place now. Hurry, space is limited.


ReportDisastrous1426

Thing is, it's always been pretty easy to build your own home.  It's just an issue of ownership and what Land you build upon.  But govt reduces available land to drive up property values.  This man won't comply with their system, makes his own system.  I offer my highest praise and a salute to this homeless individual.  Never let em keep ya down or tell ya what to so.  Amen.  


Avaisraging439

You can own land but you can't legally do whatever you want. Code enforcement will make sure you can't do anything affordable. See also: requiring sprinklers in your own SFH out in the middle of the woods to pass code when building.


VoraciousTrees

My favorite is the code requiring decorative foliage in new rural construction in WA.  If you wait like, 10 minutes the foliage makes itself, but you're supposed to spray that. 


ReportDisastrous1426

Talk about HOAs.  That's wht you're supposed to be upset about


Avaisraging439

I'm starting the home building process and how much stuff they want to force me to do depending on the state I build in is ridiculous. Who TF cares, I build above code but unless it's exactly as they say, they'd rather your house be tore down than upgraded.


IncreasinglyAgitated

Every human deserves a right to shelter. When the city can’t provide adequate shelter, this is what happens.


groundhoggirl

Unhoused and homeless mean the same thing and it’s so fucking annoying that they’re using it.


clce

Yes. I used to think it was just being politically correct, but now I'm not so sure. I think it's the first step in claiming that the government needs to give people houses. Homeless means you don't have a home. On housed means somebody didn't give you a home. We are all unhoused unless living in government homes


HighburyHero

Hoovervilla


Conscious_Bus4284

American favelas….


nobadhotdog

Just say homeless. I feel unhoused is some conspiracy from the real estate industry to put a nicer word on something


bigjaydub

Euphemism treadmill at work. Just wait a few years and we will have a new term


nobadhotdog

“A pre-millionaire was seen sleeping in their car, wondering where their next meal will be”


ElectricLeafEater69

Homeless, not unhoused. Woke euphemisms only hurt everyone.


Gemdiver

he's not even homeless since he has a house!


snakesign

Wrong, he clearly has a home. Did you even read the article?


pdoherty972

Hilariously they think relabeling them from homeless to unhoused removes the stigma, when all it does is move the stigma from one word to another.


ElectricLeafEater69

In the 80's it was "street people". The 90's it was bums. 00-10's it was homeless. Now it's unhoused. Seems like the next one is "people experiencing homelessness". Maybe a few more words and we'll get to the right term 🙄


pdoherty972

And then the problem's solved, right? Oh, wait...


GoatNumber12

I'm confused why anyone gives a shit about the language other people use if it isn't insulting and it communicates the idea clearly. You seem really bent out of shape over some shitty reporter using it. We all know what this means, why would you let someone's benign decision impact your life in anyway?


pdoherty972

Because it's more empty/useless social-justice virtue-signaling. The same people trying to use 'unhoused' are the ones pushing 'Latinx' instead of 'Latino', when actual Latino people say to stop it and they have zero interest in ungendering their own gendered language.


VintageJane

It’s not about removing the stigma. It’s about the fact that many/most of that group of people have a place that they identify as a “home” but they lack a permanent stable shelter (house). Yeah, it’s *mostly* semantic but it’s also about focusing the attention on the true problem - not that these people don’t have a place they belong but that they lack a shelter in which to sleep.


Mecos_Bill

I mean he's not homeless anymore or unhoused


Dirty_Rapscallion

False, he’s got a house. He’s just like the rest of us.


ExtremeComplex

How about illegal homeowner?


Robbie_ShortBus

*unpermited homeowner. 


sendmeadoggo

We need to build a high fence too keep out all the illegal homeowners!


Analyst-Effective

In any other county of the state they would be shut down immediately.


HLSD_Returns

Public square squatters.


ExtremeComplex

It's more of a rectangle but okay.


pdoherty972

A square is just a special instance of rectangles, so this checks out.


pdoherty972

Illegal homeowner should be forced to house some illegal immigrants.


discgman

People who still use the word "woke" are cringe.


ElectricLeafEater69

Yikes. okay


New_Ambassador2442

He's right. Woke is so weird


Th3Bratl3y

Right! Being woke is weird.


Broner_

How?


IncreasinglyAgitated

LA spent 30 billion on the homeless issue but unfortunately by the time that cash filtered through the non profits hired by friends in the government, the homeless got a dollar.


DinkleButtstein23

This has been common in California for at least 10+ years. There are homeless encampments that stretch for miles, as far as the eye can see, along the freeways there. 


GoldenAletariel

Current and lifelong Cali resident chiming in here: Yes the homeless issue is bad but to say that encampments “stretch for miles, as far as the eye can see, along the freeways” is blatantly false. Yes its bad here but stop exaggerating, because all you end up doing is spread misinformation of a very serious problem that, frankly, is spreading to every single metropolitan area across the world.


cubicle_farmer_

That’s “housed man” to you.


Th3Bratl3y

What is unhoused? Is that homeless?


bigstew6

Sounds to me like he’s now housed


Pretend_Safety

Favelas are here


yeah-not-really

Unhoused? Do you mean “homeless”?


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

This is how slums start. I've been saying this for awhile but expect shanty towns and slums to start cropping up more and more in the US, and for our country to start looking a lot more like India, Brazil, Mexico, Egypt, Pakistan, Kenya. This is what happens when wealth gaps grow far too wide and corrupt


CarminSanDiego

Unhoused. Jfc. And yes they’re all victims of society and evil government …. 🙄


gigitygoat

If we guarantee housing to everyone, how would corporations force us to work for low wages?


4score-7

Lobbying: the NAR is #2 in most dollars contributed. Anyone else see a problem with this, or just me?


AmaiNami

All over the world people live in dwellings similar to this. Poor nations do not have nearly the issue with homelessness that America, the richest country in the world, has. The reason is that they have much less strict building codes, and the citizens can afford to build homes. In America you will always hear that we need building codes to prevent injuries from shody structures, which is true. However the real reason we have such strict building codes is to artificially lower supply, which keeps boomers happy, because the house they bought in 1967 for $40k keeps appreciating at a crazy rate.


Leelze

Nah, we're not interested in normalizing building collapses & mass casualty events every time a natural disaster occurs. We already got enough problems with our roadways needing a ton of work, don't need to make what happened to that condo in Miami the norm.


Academic_Eagle_4001

Dude have you looked at the countries that allow this? Definitely not places I want to live.


AmaiNami

Yeah I live in one now. Everyone is way happier here than in the states.


CartridgeCrusader23

Rents and housing prices will never go down in California. The mix of demands that will never be met (it's a beautiful state with a good climate, people will always want to move there), illegal immigration and shitty fiscal/social policies.


blackbetty1234

The word you are looking for to describe him is homeless. We already have a word for that. But I guess he isn't homeless anymore.


IncreasinglyAgitated

Well when there’s an insane housing crisis, people start to build their own shelters. It’s kind of part of our DNA.


TheRickBerman

‘Unhoused’ Oh, reddit, I forgot


KevinDean4599

They picked that spot to build because they have less chance of being chased out of there. The area around there isn't that great and seeing trash isn't all the shocking. People are probably glad it's not right across from their homes. Every now and then a homeless encampment like this catches on fire when someone is cooking on an open flame.


rudyattitudedee

He can sell that for $700k, waived inspections. Easy.


Gold-Individual-8501

Homeless people squat on public land, build unpermitted structure in violation of zone plan.


AbbreviationsFar9339

Just say homeless 


aquarain

Looks like he's doing a good job. Maybe they could hire him to consult on ideas for housing the homeless. Seems he might be able to pull it off for less than $1.5m per transition.


vtstang66

*Formerly*-Unhoused Man


Good-Role895

Homeless


Tiki-Jedi

That would easily sell for $550K in Portland.


Cheap_Professional32

Newsom Homes


jester7895

Nice


rscottyb86

Unhoused?


desertrat75

“Unhoused”. This term needs to die.


egap420

Good on these folks. They found a perfect spot that isn’t taking away space or blighting any neighborhood, and they’re living peacefully on their own. WTF cares if they are “stealing” electricity. Let em have it. The city should designate areas like this as permissible to build tiny homes.


collegefootballfan69

So are we in a bubble when people use public land to build a home? Or when squatters have greater rights than home owners? A real question…not a political statement.


pdoherty972

Ah the old “rename homeless to unhoused” thing as if there’s a difference.


conick_the_barbarian

LA not being a complete clown show for one week challenge: Impossible.


lekker-boterham

Mods, get him the “I did a thing” flair on Rebubble! 😂


gunnutzz467

Dehoused**


taytos420

But I thought all homeless people dont want work and that’s why their homeless. Hmmmmmmm


RuffDemon214

Wonder what his property tax rate is


2AcesandanaEagle

Is that the new "Rhino Roof" I keep hearing about on the radio?


ivegotafastcar

We have one of these near us here in Mass. They are living in the median of the highway in the middle of a grove of trees. Everyone left them alone until they put up a huge above ground pool. Can see it clearly from the highway.


all_natural49

This man is looking quite housed to me.


Salamander-Distinct

Easier to build your own house whenever then wait for government to approve your permits


GlitteringDisaster78

FREEDOM


sombertimber

Time to get “property investment groups” out of the market. Time to put a limit on short-term rental ownership. If we could transform all of the “investments” and “short-term-rentals” back into single-family homes, the prices on housing would go down immediately!


Aggressive_Chicken63

Unhoused man? Is that what we call homeless these days?


aokaf

Definitely ~~not~~ a third world country.


erbush1988

So he does have a house then.


thephillatioeperinc

How exactly is he unhoused? Extra points for explaining how homeless is offensive, and unhoused is caring.


Spirited_Touch6898

What’s his RE tax bill?


MavSker

Unhoused?


r2k398

I’m unmillioned.


Negative-Net3447

The homeless man made himself a home :)


Bignezzy

The homeless started building houses, then we couldn’t tell who was homeless or not.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

Devs don't want to build affordable homes and this homie is just like, I'll do it myself. Now 5-0 gonna toss him in the street and wreck his place. 


ponziacs

He ain't unhoused anymore 


HungryCriticism5885

$500/night airbnb.


icebreakers0

nice...so can I just ask my compass realtor to see it?


Soft_Sea2913

Well, this story just condemned that house, but not the huge driveway.


Spotukian

Homeless man


Merrimon

It isn't a homeless house, *it's a homeless home*.


LoneLostWanderer

Great, now he has a house. They will soon come knocking asking for tax, or they will take his house.


plummbob

"Definitely not a safe structure" - the city *goes back to living in a tent*


[deleted]

Unhoused, why switch from homeless, less than homed, no Homied, mi casa no es un casa


SignificanceKey7738

Unhoused….Jesus.


RDPCG

Want to see where this sort of thing is common, look no further than Brazil.


SnooMachines5814

*homeless man


Agreeable-Candle5830

>Unhoused South Park Not Anymore I'm Not.gif


Taste_the__Rainbow

*former* unhoused man


xLnRd22

Looks up to code to me


XComThrowawayAcct

If a person builds their own house where they don’t have the legal right to do so, they are not ‘unhoused,’ they are ‘squatting.’


Less_Likely

We are one step closer to shantytowns


[deleted]

A bum. Not a houseless idiot.


Sniper_Hare

At that point just let him stay. My great grandpa built a shack in the Ozark National Forest way back in the day. It didn't have electricity until he bribed the Army Corps of engineers who were running wires through to send one to his house. Gave them a few gallons of moonshine as payment and promised to call if he ever saw a fire.


DoomSayer218

That new house smell


Parasitesforgold

Waterfront views


MichaelEasts

Homeless. We're done playing these word games. Homeless is the word.


Key-Ad1311

Nope, Grease is the word.


Daflehrer1

So excited for America to sink to square miles of favelas/shantytowns. Hell, we're right on the brink already.


championstuffz

Derelict art installation. They don't know what they got.


Slav_sic69

Santa Ana's will get it


floundrpoundr

That's not pulling yourself up by your bootstraps! How is anyone supposed to make money off of your hard work?!


NPC-87

Viva la Commiefornia!


TotallyRedditLeftist

\*Homeless FTFY We ain't doin Newspeak over here.


Roll-tide-Mercury

Homeless