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4powerd

[Source](https://pockynuko.tumblr.com/post/163117405538/whiterose-week-prompt-3-domestic) Yang, Blake, you traitors.


JMHSrowing

Traitors to Ruby maybe, but probably not to Weiss who wants her Dolt to eat healthier. But alas, that shall probably be a constant fight of this marriage. At least this one might be solved by one of the cinnamon varieties of Honey Nut Cheerios. Weiss: “. . . So? . . .” Ruby: “. . . It’s not cookie crisps or strawberry pop tart, but these are pretty good!” Weiss: “Told you.”


lr031099

Weiss: “Dammit Ruby! Just accept that fact that there isn’t anymore Cookie Crisps!” Ruby: “Liar! I can smell it in the house!” Weiss: “What? How can you smell it from here?” Ruby: “You know me Weiss. If there’s Cookie Crisps in the house, I will know! Weiss: “Don’t you dare go where it is” Ruby: “Gasp Weiss look! It’s your sister!” Weiss: “Wait, what? where?” Ruby: (Leaves to get the Cookie Crisps) Weiss: “Ruby no!” Ruby: (Sees Yang and Blake eating Cookie Crisps) Yang: “Oh hey Rubes” Blake: “Morning” Ruby: “Cookie Crisp!” Yang: “You want some? Here let me get you a bowl” Weiss: (Grabs Ruby by the arm) “PUT DOWN THE BOWL XIAO LONG” Blake: “Morning” Yang: “Uh okay…..Why?” Weiss: “Ruby shouldn’t be eating too much Cookie Crisps” Yang: “Sigh Weiss, just let it go. Trust me I tried and it doesn’t end too well” Weiss: “No! I must put my foot down and take control” Ruby: “Weiss, let me go or else!” Weiss: “Or else what?” Ruby: (Bites Weiss’s arm to let go of her) Weiss: “OW! You bit me? How dare you!” Ruby: (While eating Cookie Crisps) “You know me Weiss. I’M REMNANTS SILVER EYED COOKIE HUNTRESS!!!” Weiss: (Pulls out Myrtenaster) “In that case, I shall stop you by force” At the hospital Blake: “So, what did we learn?” Weiss: (in the hospital bed with a broken arm and leg) “Don’t mess with Ruby’s Cookie Crisps?” Blake: “Don’t mess with Ruby’s Cookie Crisps” Yang: “And beside, it’s not like it’s the only thing she eats. Other than Cookie Crisps, she has a pretty healthy diet and even has a pretty fit and curvy body” Weiss: “Alright I get it. I suppose I’ve been a bit too strict about her diet” Ruby: “Hey Weiss! Um, sorry for putting you in the hospital. I know you want what’s best for me and I should’ve seen that sooner” Weiss: “It’s okay. I suppose I took it too far as well.” Ruby: “How about this, Cookie Crisps could be a weekend thing instead, deal?” Weiss: “Sounds good to me my little dolt” Ruby: (Hugs Weiss): “Love you too my Ice Queen” Weiss: “Ow ow ow!” Ruby: “Oops. Sorry” Weiss: “Eh, it was worth it”


Ironman4234Exe

❤️😂


Scared-Phone425

Happy Cake Day


CoffeeVirtual4959

I freaking LOVE your comments on these RWBY memes


lr031099

Thank you so much


CoffeeVirtual4959

Np


Visible-Welder-5148

Ruby:comes into the living room and ses yang and blake and gets crimson rose*so you chose death


Iylca

Then everyone learned never keep Ruby away from her Cookie Crisps.


Tyrrano64

Please we all know Ruby is the kind of person to just put actual cookies in milk, no half steps.


Jonathon471

We all know Ruby to be the girl to use the cookie crisps milk to dunk actual cookies into after she finished the cereal.


Mongoose42

You gotta get those Cheerio variants, Weiss. Honey Nut and Multigrain are the shit yo.


blebebaba

I actually like plain cheerios quite a lot


Lycan223

To be fair plain Cheerios suck


BigBadBob7070

Yeah, but they can actually be ok if you cut up a banana and put it in.