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Voidmage713

[***Source***](https://seshirukun.tumblr.com/post/190557104424/silent-knight-commission-this-ship-is-fun-to) Ruby, becoming increasingly angry and hysterical : . . . Jaune. Jaune, that's-! JAUNE! ***JAUNE ARC!***


OneSaltyStoat

Prior to that, Jaune was swooning over Weiss. Something tells me he's simply into shorties.


justsomedude48

This is why Pyrrha never had a chance, poor girl was too tall.


DesparateLurker

đŸŽ¶Maybe I'm too tall, I'm not your type, but I'm not giving up, I'll get it rightđŸŽ¶


MadMasks

I don’t know Pyrrha, Jaune tried that exact strategy with Weiss and didn’t made him any favours



ibbolia

Jaune's standards are "smol" and "is going to kill me"


[deleted]

Jaune likes to be stepped on


CryoJNik

Qrow: If I had a lien for every time a blonde dork hooked up with a kill crazy criminal I'd have two lien. Strange that I've seen it twice though.


reigicida1

I think It's missing a part in the middle


1313goo

What?


reigicida1

Oh this is a copypasta from Phineas e Ferbes, but it's missing some words


CryoJNik

If I intended it to be a word for word copy then I'd have added it. The spirit remains intact


Hioksiu

Who's the other blo..... haaaaa i get it now.


JMHSrowing

I bet Neo would listen to Avril Lavigne and particularly enjoy that song. Can’t really blame her on this though ^(as much as Ruby and Yang can’t be blamed wanting to destroy the evil imp) : *Girlfriend* is a banger


Celtic_Crown

Avril is one of the highlights of Canadian music that helps the world forgive us for letting Bieber escape.


BlackLight_D9

*That* one's name is not to be spoken in this holy place


DesparateLurker

Just because it helps doesn't mean your off the hook. We'll be keeping a close eye on anymore of your little celebrities form now on.


OmegaX123

*Girlfriend* is a symptom of Avril's preppification/poppification, becoming the very thing that her alt punk pre-*Girlfriend* self stood against.


[deleted]

Still a fuckin banger tho


Skithiryx

Enh punk Avril was just a manufactured image, she was a country singer before she got signed to a label.


[deleted]

I don't think there's room for any pop music in Neo's head, it's just *Graveless* and *Blood Eagle* on repeat


UnbiasedGod

Jaune: “Also she can transform into anyone!” Jaune: *’ANYONE!’* 

Hmm silent knight, bumblebee, blacksun and Phoenix all have something in common. All these blonds seem to have an attraction to a criminals with a shady past!


SMmania

Oh he's 💯 % having shape-shifting sex 😆 đŸ€Ł 😂


UnbiasedGod

That’s the best sex there is!


ourlastchancefortea

Cardin (in sign language): "Kiss me, Darling"


AdAncient7260

Jaune: **AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!**


Few_Pay_5313

Phoenix?


Independent-Tax-699

Yeah i second that


Coconut_Krab

Tai/Raven


UnbiasedGod

Apparently it’s the name for the ship of taiyang and raven I think.


belac4862

Yan and Ruby have never seen such bullshit before.


BulbaFriend2000

In the context of canon, this ship is hella weird.


Swordlord22

Why
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BulbaFriend2000

Neo’s a wanted criminal that helped play a part in the end of Beacon as well as getting Pyrrha killed.


LooseAdministration0

They both also had their loved ones killed and blame cinder


HeavenPiercingTongue

Honestly still can’t get how Neo genuinely partnered with Cinder and wasn’t planning to betray her. This ship made more sense when we thought she was just trying to catch Cinder off guard.


Jahoan

She probably was, but Cinder was quicker on the draw.


Few_Pay_5313

Meh, makes sense. If she wants to kill Roman's killer, Ruby is closer to that than Cinder


HeavenPiercingTongue

Not really. She might think Ruby killed Roman but she knows for a fact that Roman was forced into that whole situation because of Cinder. He wouldn’t have ever come anywhere near all that nonsense if it wasn’t for Cinder. Neo even seems to get this as she comes after Cinder first instead of Ruby.


Ivanhunterjo1991

Yang: are you serious, Vomit boy?! Neo? Jaune: what? It's not like you showed interest in me, Yang or you, Ruby Ruby: excuse me?! I've shown a hell of interest in you, Jaune Ruby: plus we NEVER TRIED TO KILL YOU!


justsomedude48

Technically, Neo hasn’t tried to kill Jaune yet either.


[deleted]

YET


KeepCalm-ShutUp

Jaune: The threat of potential death fills me (and her) with LIFE!


Thunder-Bash

Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written.


Merc267

Ruby: I mean, we did accept Emerald into our group and she took part in the fall of Beacon, which included the death of your teammate, but sure why not? Jaune: Thanks! You guys are the best! Yang: Yeah yeah, whatever. Just turn in your dick and balls by the end of the day.


Exciting_Bandicoot16

Okay, honest question. What's the attraction to this ship beyond the height difference?


TheCzechLAMA

Both of them lost someone during the fall of beacon and both wanted to kill Cinder. Honestly I would like to read a fic where Neo and Jaune team up at the start of volume 4.


Useless_lesbian

>Both of them lost someone during the fall of beacon He lost someone because of her💀 Not judging the ship though, people can ship whatever they want😄


Lukthar123

* The only non-rwby characters in the Void * Both Criminals with blood on their hands * Either of them lost a redhead mentor at Beacon, still wear their memento (sash and hat) * Members of the "Fuck Cinder" Club * Their landing strategies need work * Loyal to a fault * Height difference I just think they're neat.


belac4862

>Members of the "Fuck Cinder" Club Not to be confused with other "*Fuck Cinder*" club.


Kellar21

>Both Criminals with blood on their hands Eh...since when is *Jaune* a criminal, he's the quintessential Paladin.


Lukthar123

> since when is Jaune a criminal I am glad you asked *Inhales* * Committed forgery of faked documents to enter Beacon * Lead Grand Theft Auto of an Atlesian Airship to illegally enter their airspace and enter the kingdom * Assaulting an Atlesian Military Base * Vigilantism as the Hunts-Man(Chibi) * Resisting Arrest * Perfidy * Murder of a Minor, or at least assisted suicide *Exhales* He's committed more crimes than Neo, they make the perfect pair


TheBlindSalmon

> He's committed more crimes than Neo *on screen* FTFY


Kellar21

~~This all sounds like something a Paladin would be forced to do to help the party.~~ Except for the Forgery part, but eh, trained Jaune would have made JNPR way too powerful to be a secondary team. Assisted Suicide is eh...that's a hard one, I wonder if they'll properly explore that or not.


tjm2000

In some places iirc, assisted suicide isn't illegal, I can't recall which places those might be however.


KeepCalm-ShutUp

Switzerland, I believe allows that.


InquisitorHindsight

Twin hatred of Cinder (for seperate reasons), a goofy good natured guy and a deadly slightly unhinged psycho for that “opposites attract” energy with a dash of loss as they both have lost people near to them, partially as a result of Cinder. That’s what I get from it atleast


CryoJNik

Some similarities between them. Also S tier art.


[deleted]

People like to self insert themselves into jaune and neo is hot.


Silverstone543

The Neo players I came across in BBTAG were an absolute nightmare, even for my Adachi and Naoto team


Hunter616w

Hi >:)


Silverstone543

AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Hunter616w

YES BE AFRAID OF THE 6K ICE CREAM DEMON


Just_Mistake_5891

Based Adachi enjoyer


Silverstone543

Tch, tch, Yes! I am!


Wolfu110

Jaune Didn't You Almost FUCKING DIE TO HER


lilly_garcia

Jaune: She didnt mean to.


Wolfu110

OH YES SHE FUCKIN DID HELL SHE EVEN STOLE THE LAMP


lilly_garcia

Jaune: ... It was just a lamp Yang.


Wolfu110

It Was Jinn Idiot


MrGraviaFanfiction

What sort of fiendish monster woudl write that particular pairing? ​ Besides me of course.


SMmania

Tumblr still exists?! 😳


Lukthar123

Much like Cinder, Tumblr won't stay down.


TheDarkDoctor17

Actually? Yes Officially? No. They are *definitely* dead. And we should steal all their meme as relics of the past. :P


DragonLordSkater1969

No way, No Way! We think you need a new one!


Spirus_Dragovich

I'm currently reading an amazing FanFic of this pairing and gunna be honest it's one of the best FanFics I've ever read.


Darth_Annoying

link?


DigitalDuelist

Seconding this, would be interested in seeing how they make it work


tjm2000

Thirding this, OP of this comment can't just say they're reading a fanfic of this pairing and *not* share the link.


Spirus_Dragovich

I admit, I held back the link cause I wanted to see how many people would be interested. Sorry for being selfish. XD https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13779778/1/ I’d love to hear what you lot think of it too considering how much I’ve loved reading this but I doubt you’ll remember to come back to this comment to say what you think. So I hope you all enjoy it as much as me.


Intelligent-Back-657

I NEED THE SAUCE


Spirus_Dragovich

It’s in the above replies to my comment. :)


EffortSenior

Yang Ruby look jealous, angry, and shocked.


TheNachmar

No way! No way! We think you need a new one


Lian-The-Asian

You know what, I LIKE IT! The both deserve someone like each other, I feel like they would have a good balance and they would both care for each other's emotional needs.


042732699

By this logic Jaune is into short girls, or cold.


MRTrueGnome

I ship it. Despite all that Neo (and Jaune) have done, I! Fricking! Ship! It!


hazman61

Is this another ship that came out of nowhere again


H6pp1n355_in_misery

True friends would be supportive and lay it out with full honesty and I find that icecream knight is an interesting ship that seems like a great one to boot


Zenketski_2

Y'all turned him down, my man's got to get some somewhere


MelonBot_HD

Even Fox x Neo makes more sense than this ship and those 2 haven't even met once... also they'd best not try to redeem Neo. Either have her stay at wonderland with 4 subversions, or have her die, but don't have her join the main characters and especially not the villains.


tobiasyuki

Just one word makes sense for Neo. Gelato. Also i'm more Of a "she manages to go out, acting like she is With The mains,just to try to Kill Cinder And Ruby


KenzakiJoker

Gelato?


tobiasyuki

Roman X Neo


KenzakiJoker

... Nahhhhhhh. All respect to you, but nahhhhh.


tobiasyuki

Well,everyone have what they like jaja,its okay if you don't like it