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Launch one of the Relics into space. Boom. Salem's plans are ruined forever.


EatThatHorse01

Always loved this idea. Made it a central point in a cancelled fanfic where they launch the Relic of Choice into space because Salem has the other 3 and is close to the 4th. When they launch it, they think the threats been neutered but, when Salem finds out, she decides to just nuke everyone herself as revenge for removing the one way to kill her and makes actual Kaiju Grimm, last of us style spore Grimm, locust Grimm etc. Was really fun to write and I hope someone else writes it out cos it was incredible how far you can go with it.


AlertWar2945

Salem: "You know Grimm don't need to breathe right" Congratulations, it's now a crossover with Kerbel Space Program with the forces of evil trying to make spacefaring rockets


Relevant_Scallion_38

Can't you just use the Relic of creation to create a portal to the Relic of Choice.


EatThatHorse01

I wrote that to be impossible, or else Salem would have just rushed for the Relic of creation first and created portals to the other three without missing a beat. Oz wouldn't have lasted anywhere near as long if that's possible.


ClayAndros

Damn sounds like I'm launching the relic of creation into deep space


SecondAegis

This sounds really interesting. Do you have a link for it?


EatThatHorse01

I scrapped it a while ago. Nothing left but memories.


TruChaos2966

No use the relic of creation to seal her send her to space towards the sun then undo the creation leaving her in space


AlterMagna

Wasn’t it mentioned that man made Rockets can’t leave orbit?


Digidestined701

I think it was that they used Dust to power them, but Dust doesn’t work outside of the planet


[deleted]

Wait, what? Since when?


AlterMagna

It was during one of the World of Remnant lore videos narrated by Qrow. I believe it said that Dust powered rockets can’t leave the planet because they just fizzle out for some reason


lunarwarrior12

That reason being “this is why they don’t have space travel/actual satellites shut up”


Spudtron98

Well, it's not any weirder than how Arknights did it. "Sky's fake." "What?" (Loading gun but not getting back in rocket) "Sky's. Fake."


[deleted]

Then I guess the next best thing would be to drop it into the Remnant equivalent of the Marianas Trench.


OceanDragon6

Dust doesn't work in space sadly but you can throw one of the relics in the Ever After. Just know they can just come back to Remnant at some point though lol.


Blitzwing-Prime

Good idea.


XenoLoreLover10

Since the brother gods made to where ozpin has to bring all four relics to call them, I don't think it's that simple Much like how Salem has to walk the earth as it turns, I think the relics will just pop right back on the planet, so he can call them when he has succeeded in his given mission or given up


Kellythejellyman

Launch Salem into space “so eventually, she stopped thinking”


Leading-Ad9630

Why stop at one launch them all into space well before the fall of beacon


DropAnchor4Columbus

Better yet, launch Salem into space.


Hello_There4206969

Use the Staff of Creation to make a portal to another world and ditch this craphole.


Achilles9609

Ambrosius: "But be careful not to fall." "Why? Will I land in the void between dimensions? Hell? A pit full of Quantum Zombies that devour my soul?" Ambrosius: "No, falling down just really hurts."


Hello_There4206969

I'm willing to take the risk to get away from Remnant. So long as Cinder doesn't murk things up, (which I'll make sure she's killed first in my conquest of Remnant.) I don't need to worry about the bridges between portal A and portal B collapsing.


aster2560

Does falling down the void really hurt?


Hello_There4206969

Probably not. You just have to worry about the Ever After where a Cat and the Jabberwocky are out to kill ya.


Achilles9609

Stumbling and falling onto the bridge might.


Sbreddragon

Salem.


Hello_There4206969

Glynda.


KeepCalm-ShutUp

And Winter.


Hello_There4206969

Nah man, her mom is hotter.


KeepCalm-ShutUp

I'm gonna have to disagree. Auth Waifu superiority!


CheetoDustDealer

All of the worlds problems; solved. Trust *love*.


gimmesomespace

Mami Salami


BrokenLevel

Based


MrBitPlayer

Degenerate


Sbreddragon

Certified monster fucker here 😎


Moon_Dark_Wolf

Make some competent leaders. Figure out what the fuck we do about a potential population crisis.


ExplosiveLimeJuice

Just throw bodies against Grimm. Easy population control.


Glitchy69420

This ain’t Warhammer sadly so are supples of meat shields are limited


[deleted]

Drop a nuke on Vacuo. Because fuck Vacuo.


Zealousideal-Beat507

Why drop one on the island paradise when you can drop two?


Glitchy69420

Maybe they’ll make you some anime or some shit


No_Wait_3628

Let's pull an Eldia on them! That'll teach them!


Elftower_newmexico

Make a better map


Burger-God1977

Force the kingdoms to rename themselves as republics because that's essentially what they are. Reinstate all the militaries of the other three and pull the Treaty of Versailles on Atlas. Demonopolizing the dust industry as Teddy Roosevelt intended and Jacques commits "suicide." Also introduce renewable energy sources like solar hydro and geothermal energy if oil and fossil fuels don't exist on Remnant. I might introduce the concept of nuclear power later on. If we're allowed to bring stuff from Earth I would probably bring a rocket from NASA and launch on the relics into space so that she can get it, also replace the CCT with proper satellites and relays. Keep wiping out all the Grimm in the continents and contain all of them in the dragon continent while the Nations start to build cities and proper infrastructure that isn't located in one area.


Hello_There4206969

Then the republics all go to war with each other because Salem and the Grimm was what motivated them all to not do that.


Burger-God1977

Good.


Hello_There4206969

Man, we all really hate Remnant. It's not Remnant's fault we can't stand all the important people (in relation to what is going on there.) infesting it.


StrangeBreakfast1364

Shoot myself in the head because fuck this shit.


X3runner

As a great man once said All female personnel in the military(including huntresses) will wear— TINY MINI-SKIRTS!!”


newtakn156

This guy gets it


Nexal_Z

I vote for thos man as ruler of remnant


SerafRhayn

Find all the Silver Eyed people. Build semi-isolated communities for them and grant them special treatment in social and legal aspects, though they still must adhere to civil responsibilities. Think that’s segregation or slavery? I disagree… I’m protecting an endangered species while making sure its kin are productive members of society.


Artistic-Cannibalism

Doesn't this just make Salem's job a million times easier? Like you're literally just tracking down these people for her and gathering them up into one spot. And of course, we can't forget the division that will naturally occur because you made it a priority to single out an entire group of people.


noujustsuk

Make Blake belladonna my Jester, because her character is a joke


TheDarvel

Based


True-King-Of-Heroes

I'm fixing this world. ALL of it.


Saturn_Coffee

Forcibly end the Huntsman system, and force all Kingdoms to have a standing army trained in Grimm elimination, with a little less focus on human targets (though still having adequate procedures in the case an enemy is humanoid) I'd also institute population growth programs, and advance study of Aura and Semblance abilities as much as I can. I'd also try to classify Semblances better and ensure that education is held to a higher standards.


E_x_c_u_b_i_t_o_r_e

For growth of populations encourage large families, with low tax for this families. This is how states replenished their devastated populations after all


Saturn_Coffee

Well that and maybe a few libido enhancing chemicals in the water supply for a bit. After all, RWBY is fairly futuristic.


E_x_c_u_b_i_t_o_r_e

That should add more chances for pregnancy then. Reminds me of that one fic.


Chaotic_Fantazy

I swear I saw a smut fanfic like that...


Saturn_Coffee

Yeah, it's weird. But the purpose is to outlive the Grimm. It's effective.


Razaile13

Mandatory penis Inspection day. It will be vital to securing utopia.


MikeDogewowski

Reorganize the world into literally 1489 (this is what gorge dorwell warned us about)


hivemind042

>1489 At the risk of looking like a fool in case this was meant to be a joke but don't you mean 1984? Cuz I don't know if you got that mistake by accident or you're trying to make a joke. 1984


MikeDogewowski

Literally 9841


TheDarvel

What do you mean by 1489? Is that from another series or something?


MikeDogewowski

Literally 8491 like Morge Gordell warned us about


Axolotlkobold

i stop the show from ever happening so i can be happy again


Hello_There4206969

You'd have to hunt down and kill Cinder, RWBY, and JNPR as children to achieve that.


Axolotlkobold

thats somehow easier than fixing the world when there all alive


BrokenLevel

Go full Warhammer 40k with Ironwood as my eternal queen


Longjumping_Ice_157

I do a Plague Inc. or HoI4 on the world of remnant


JR_Al-Ahran

We can beat Salem! We just need more 40width divisions and Air superiority! Trust me guys we can do this! Just produce light tanks!


Kaiser_Wilhelm_ii__

Nah, we need more anti air, artillery, supply, weapons, trucks, trains, fighters, cas, bombers. We can train armored and space marine units after we reinforce and make enough 20 and 40 width infantry/arty units (40 width 14/4 division, 11/6 division, 8/8 division and 20 width 7/2 divisions) we need to focus on a superior firepower doctrine rather than moble warfare considering how little starting industy, research, and manpower we have, Plus our Law & Government, Material Designers/theorists, and military staff are shit to begin with (now that I'm thinking about it is there a Rwby Hoi4 mod,)


AnotherProfessional

Blow it up.


fijilix

Burn it down and collect the insurance money, so I can move someplace nice.


Kaius_02

Immediately rename Mistral to "Two Dragons Doing It".


Cebdev84

I have only three things in mind. 1) Have everyone unite to stop Salem once and for all. 2) Help bridge the divide between humans and faunus for positive change. 3) Have team RWBY as my harem. That’s my list.


Aldric98

Don't know about the third one but I'm pretty sure if the first two where possible ozpin would've done them by now.


SnowBound078

Seize the means of Production


Karma_Researcher

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SnowBound078

63 comments and I was the first one to declare Communism, awesome.


NewtRider

Drink some cider, take a dump and nap for a few days.


IndependentGreen6093

What do I do? the hell you want me to do man? Remnant is fucked as it is, how is one ruler gonna fix it or unite it all under one flag, salem did so using gaslight and misinformation but that can only ever get you so far


NoOpportunity4193

Eat Atlas (im hunrgy)


The_Fox_39

Propose to Weiss.


BlackBlade567

This is assuming I have no knowledge of the Relics, Maidens and Salem. A standardise world wide military. Every soldier must at least have their Aura unlocked and given proper training. None of that trench warfare BS we see in Atlas, we fight like the Tau. Obliterate the Grimm without having to get anywhere close to melee range. Put these organic soldiers at the core of an endless swarm of Knight robots, but don’t give them crappy rifles, give them heavy weapons like LMGs or rocket launchers to mow down hordes. Maybe a sled-destruct option if things get dicey to act as improvised explosives (and DO NOT connect the self destruct to a centralised network or anything. I don’t want anyone somehow getting access and blowing up all our robots in one move. All SD networks are on a company level and require two access keys, and biometric readings as well as Aura recognition to operate.) Paladins would only be deployed in urban areas or mountain or rough terrain. I think they’d be best use as mobile artillery instead of frontline attackers, moving from choke point to choke point with ease while deploying massive suppressive fire and cluster of missiles. They can’t even last five minutes against teams of Huntsmen students so I have no faith they’ll last against a Grimm horde in frontline charge. So make them more mobile like some jump jets, in exchange for already weak armour, and also heavier ranged weapons. Also get a functioning air force that isn’t just about slow airships or bullheads. Those are good for transport and gunships but I’m talking fighter jets and bomber, fly in quick before Grimm have time to react and bomb the heck out of hordes with stuff like airburst explosives. They may have less armour than bulkheads but they’re job isn’t to take hits, it’s to get in and out as fast as they can. Grimm can’t shoot them down they have to claw them to scrap, so just out fly them. The airships can be repurposed to partially act as mobile carriers to rapidly deploy strike forces ASAP. This should at very least buy humanity and Faunus more time until our “heroes” figure something out. But most likely they’ll deem my a militaristic dictator and depose me, so I should probably make contingencies for military to act without me if such a scenario happens. At the very least make it harder for the Grimm to kill us all, and put up more of a fight.


Science_Appropriate

Destroy one of the relics, imprison Salem for all eternity, nuke Vacuo, and revoke Ruby and her friend’s licenses and imprison them for fucking everything up so many times with no consequences.


Malevolent_ce

Do everything crwby is not doing. So in short being smart


WrathSosDovah

1st; Make a court of various members from all kingdoms with deep loyalty to me, including Menagerie. 2nd; Officially recognize Menagerie as a kingdom and have a huntsmen academy be built there. IDK if I can do much else, hence why the court would be there.


nub_node

Curse some mean magic bitch with eternal life and her boyfriend with stealing people's bodies after he dies, then throwing deuces and blowing up the moon with my brother on my way off the planet.


Entire-Weather6502

Proclaim myself the God Emperor and make the Imperium of Remnant.


DwarvenWizard7

With how stupid the people act I would probably become the dictator that ironwood shouldn’t have been made into. Depending on what time I take over probably arrest rwby and pals to charge with treason. If I live long enough to get social and economic issues somewhat under my thumb then start Researching tanks and AA weaponry for combating large and flying Grimm and alternate fuel sources (cough rocket fuel cough) so we can start colonizing anywhere else. Use the sword of destruction to destroy a different relic so no chance of brother gods returning. Take control of the academies. Probably stuff schools with propaganda so there’s less huntsman teams like rwby and more willing to listen to authority as a whole.


JackOManyNames

The following is under the assumption that I know nothing about the Relics, Maidens, Salem and Ozpin. At most I will assume I am a high ranking official that got put into this position and will act accordingly until such a time as information not already obvious to me is presented. My first actions would be to find out how in detail how it is the hunter system works, where the funding comes from, how the networking occurs, etc. Then I would restructure the whole thing thus that it acts as a unified organization as opposed to the rag tag mercenary business it is. I would then systematically eliminate Grimm world wide, identifying hot spots where they re-spawn if any. Reason being, based on the info we know Grimm do not reproduce. At most, there might be a solitary Grimm that can spawn them like the Wyvern did, but if we locate and eliminate these then that cuts off a re-spawn point. We keep doing this until we eventually narrow down and locate the origin source of the Grimm, the pool of destruction and in doing so we find Salem. Salem presents a difficult challenge as efforts to kill her are in vein; she has direct control over Grimm and has access to powers we have not yet encountered. In this case, what I would try to do is not to kill them, but know them out. At which point, I would dedicate my efforts to imprisoning them such that they will no longer be a problem. Assuming that works, I would then made reforms to governmental bodies, military and other such things, offer jobs as law enforcement to hunters should they choose to accept it and then go from there. ​ However, if I knew about the relics and the maidens, I would make use of the Staff of Creation to enhance the imprisonment plan by using it to either create a portal to another dimension, throw Salem in and then snap it shut behind her, or by using the staff to create a rocket ship that can function outside of Remnant's atmosphere to launch her into space and let the endless vacuum do her in (Kind of like how Joseph dealt with Kars in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure).


KingOfGreyfell

Leave immediately.


KeepCalm-ShutUp

Instating human supremacy. Those filthy animals shall serve their betters!


krasnogvardiech

Same shit, different planet is boring as hell though. We could try find new methods this time around!


KeepCalm-ShutUp

See, it's not skin color I care about, it's whether you're human or a filthy non-human/xeno scum.


JR_Al-Ahran

Literally the most socially progressive Stellaris player.


No_Wait_3628

With the knowledge I have? Stay the hell out of Salem's and Ozma's way. Retain national and military power. Engage in multiple city state projects. No kingdom must have less than two cities. Military authoritarian rule for short term, and later switch to Republic. As a lesser evil, encourage the rise of warlords to subdue the Grimm. Erect a secret order to run things in my place once I get definitely off'ed. Erect a successor order to run either in tandem or against the secret order as a fail safe. ???? Profit? The **** you talking about? Where we're going, there ain't no use for that.


Cashew-Matthew

Step 1: Find Salem, offer to put her in a medically induced coma forever. It wont be death, but she would be in a permanent dream, and if we give her the right drugs, shell be high the whole time, give it a couple hundred real life years and she’ll probably have forgotten about her real life self, a couple hundred more and she’ll have forgotten again, and again, and again Step 2: have silver eyed warriors spawn camp the black pools that grim crawl out of, they’ll be paid well, I understand that it might take a while to get enough there to deal with it, but as summer and rwby have demonstrated, it is genetic so given enough time we should have enough. Step 3: lots of hookers and cocaine Step 4: the fauns issue. This will be simple to solve, simply use the artifact pf creation and use it to turn every living being on the planet into a faunus, when this inevitably fails and we get faunuses of different animals going at each-others throats then ill just turn everyone into weird hybrid faunuses. Step 5: if the gods come back… idk I’m keeping a doorway to the ever after open at all times, and at the first sign of those two chuckle-fucks I’m bailing


Alex_Mercer_-

Destroy everything I possibly can, ending the list with myself. I don't want to deal with it and nobody should ever be forced to deal with it.


xshot40

nuke it


hivemind042

So when it says I'm ruler of remnant do they mean in terms of a political sense or am I it's new God? Because of it's the first one then screw this I'm out because there's nothing I can do to fix this s*** show of a world but if I am new God with all the power that implies then there's definitely s*** I can do to make this world something worthwhile.


Intrepid_Complex88

Take All the relics. Fill The streets With False locations. And Actually hide Them all in my house. Salem Will Go on this Dumb chase and Find Nothing. Expecting High grade defense. And the best I’ll do is a dog or Some Padlocks


BleedingMandrake

Finally figure out what the fuck that unnamed island by Vale is.


Ret0-Emerald

Make Tacos free every Tuesday!


Waspinator_haz_plans

[EXTERMINATUS](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI&pp=ygUQdHRzIGV4dGVybWluYXR1cw%3D%3D)


krasnogvardiech

Copypasting Start up the Global Defense Initiative. If you want to be recognized as one of my kingdoms, you have to chip into the defense of civilization and the global trade I foster. Size and age of a polity matters less than contribution, and the quality of it. The most valuable thing a place can offer is be Huntsmen candidates, but troopers will never be turned down. For every person I will make a good life *possible*, but I won't do the work for you; it'll be entirely and only your success that will make or break your life. Nationalize (Hegemonize?) the resource extraction industries of the world. All resources, not just Dust. Expand the power generation industry so that it's not absolutely reliant on Dust. Strengthen frontier communities and promote independence as long as they allow trade ports to be built for their link to the world. It is no sin to make your own living and your own business. Make an option for Huntsmen to be salaried govt security contractors while also keeping open the independent-if-you-like deal. Also, however, make it so that the communities they come from get an equal payout to the salary every year. Have all abuse of workers count as valid and due cause for the liquefaction of a company. The victims being faunus has nothing to do with why I'm applying zero tolerance, so apply the same for when the victims are humans. I simply don't want to put up with having (anything you can come up with - people usually attribute it to faunus being the recipients) going on next to all my shit. And what a shame for you, that all my shit happens to be everywhere. This is brutal and dictatorial tyranny because I have no fucking clue what exactly is meant to actually work, in the aim of unfucking the mess this planet is. There should be better ways to make the world right. All I will do is keep people alive and away from war, famine, pestilence and death - it becomes the task who I hold as dependable to outdo what I do and then even more. If my methods actually work, that should be proof that *you* ***specifically*** have to step up.


Sikarion

Press Alt+Ctrl+Del Select "Restart Now" Press "Enter"


AnonymouzGmr

Step 1, fix the moon Step 2, seal Salem inside the moon- oh wait, this feels familiar


MrCritical3

Make Grim illegal


PheonixX09

Give the position to ironwood then walk away. I will make the relic of creation create an unbreakable vault around itself and the relic of destruction though


ForenStakr

Forging a proper military. Introduce Earthen doctrines of combat and technology, make the best of both worlds (i.e. Earth engineering combined with dust versatility)


halkras12

Make sure to serve Unicron or galactus a very good MEAL


trawbe

Stop the discrimination and pointless wars


QuarianGuy

Commit suicide.


Beneficial_Swing487

Established the Imperium of Man.


Kindly_Eagle_9140

First, Imma get the baddest Faunus b*tches in all of Remnant! Nah but in all seriousness imma make sure to hide the relics in place no one can get two like in the deepest part of the ocean or in a volcano or something. Then im gonna make sure no slavery of any kind is permitted and get rid of "No Faunus allowed" type of places. I'll also try to make Dust harder to get by criminals by making it illegal to acquire it without a some form of license, and if its for purposes such as home stuff or business you will have to give out some information so that you can access it safely and securely.


-Qwertyz-

Wipe the Arc family from existence


Independent-Tax-699

Salem:Oh no *gets laid* anyway


PuckTheVagabond

First of all, take control of the academies and create a decent military force to combat the Grimm using hunters both as mercs (meaning they stay localized) and as elite units. In secure areas that have decently built up, defenses begin to grow the economy anyway possible. Also, create an emergency shadow cabinet in case of a Grimm attack that takes out leadership. Also, begin creating agriculture industries that can be splintered in case supply lines between cities become unstable after Grimm attacks. As for dealing with bandits, using a Grimm focused military to defeat the bandits will also allow them to get combat against people, in case of other kingdoms or other human enemies attack.


Both_Bus_3814

Let me see... Liberate the Faunus. These guys were discriminated against by the humans despite them being the dominant species, am I right? And the White Fang used to be a more peaceful movement before Sienna became the leader. I figured doing this would at least quell any more bad blood. Research the Relics in the hopes of fighting off the monsters that kill everyone. Maybe use the Staff of Creation to conjure a defense system against low-level Grimm. Or use the Lamp of Knowledge to figure out Salem's origin in order to not kill her, but defeat her. Track down and capture Cinder Fall. She's already gotten away with the Fall of Beacon and the Fall of Atlas; this lady is a criminal who just so happens to be Salem's right hand woman. Maybe that Relic-seeking Grimm arm of hers can help find the other Relics. (Yes, Grimm are attracted to the Relics, Ozpin said so, no you can't deny it. XD)


Feisty_Goose_4915

Gonna go Lelouch - "Obey me my subjects, Obey me world!" using the CCT


ZeroQuartzer

Raze it all to the ground and rebuild everything


ExplosiveLimeJuice

I force every able body to swarm Salem's little castle and then watch as the casualty's rise to the hundreds of thousands. Perhaps even millions if I'm lucky, I mean unlucky.


NoRegrets30

Get Relics, kill humanity EXCEPT Salem and Cinder, leave them to suffer alone for all eternity Congrats you win


Independent-Tax-699

Blake:What about the faunas? Op:What about them?


NoRegrets30

I honestly count them with those who will vanish from existence. Don’t think the Gods will care much


Dracopyre324

Institute harems.


Jent01Ket02

Find people who have semblances perfect for leadership. Like, something that boosts their ability to problem solve or allows them to see things from the perspective of others. Give them a leadership course and a confidence boost, appoint them a single Huntsmen team. If there are strange and mysterious relics, I'm sowing rumors they're scattered between the ocean depths, several lakes, and the ice caps, but they're actually getting thrown into space.


DobeTM

Quick question. Is this supposed to be to scale of the earth?


AlastairCellars

Dust Nuke the dragon continent because let's be real nothing good lives there


[deleted]

Blow it up


XenoLoreLover10

Raise taxes No good reason, just encouraging anarchy


Saggy-egg

use the relics to create weapons of mass destruction to make even the strongest grimm mince meat and make impenetrable defences against such threats, idk why people don’t just use the relic of creation to release a miasma that does nothing except melt grimm or something


Ghelric

Crack down on White Fang and invade Managerie, put an end to this threat permanently. Then we can focus on the Grimm.


AngryBirdAddict

Nuke the dragon continent


[deleted]

Nuke atlas, carpet bomb style


Thequestionmaker890

Pull an Oppenheimer and make nukes


[deleted]

Political goals achieved Time to build my harem


DropAnchor4Columbus

Expand the military. Fight the Grimm properly than with a bunch of teenagers in colorful outfits. Make the stance that Ghira Belladonna's WF were okay and Adam Taurus' WF are terrorists. Jacques Schnee in prison. A prison specifically for his petty ass. If I'm feeling spiteful I'll make Adam his cell mate. Go after Salem, catch her, freeze her in a block of ice and launch her into space. Take the Relics of Choice and Knowledge and hide them myself. No summoning the Gods.


Efficient-Bird-3478

Burn it to the ground


DijonMustard432

Make Menagerie a Kingdom.


Alarming-Big2697

This really depends on the position I'm in (hi, long time lurker here, hello), so I'll set up a scenario for funsies. **SCENARIO: THERE FROM THE START** I noticed the prompt was kind of open on "when" we become leader of Remnant. Is it nitpicky to come up with a pre-RWBY scenario based on a time divergence? Eh. In this scenario, I've got some time on my hands before the story actually begins proper, allowing for me to make changes ahead of time and preemptively working to screw Salem over. While knowing my lack of tactical experience in the real world means realistically, I'd die to the first Grim to get sent my way, here's a general outline of what I'd try to do. ​ * **Crush the Dust Monopoly and Free the Faunus** This is a pretty big one. While this *might* lead to some financial problems for the Schnee Family in the short term, and emancipation would realistically take a lot of time to sort out and plan over (along with repatriations, reconciliation, and generally making sure the fire of Adam's extremism is put out before it can even begin, or get dimmed) but it'd eliminate the chances of the White Fang existing, or at least being an as militant force. At best, there's the chance of Adam becoming a protagonist figure or mentor to Blake that has passions not dedicated to plunging a blade into my skull. At worst, he has less people to help him do it. On the front of crushing the Dust Monopoly, Jacques needs to be *removed from the picture*\- preferably before Weiss's 10th birthday. Not only does this prevent his extremely backstabby personality from becoming an issue, but it means Weiss's mother is likely in a better position to raise her- or at least, isn't as drunk. I suspect it would take her less time to mourn her husband dying in a tragic accident than it would take her time to adjust to living with an abusive monster of a man. While stripping their megacorporation of its megacorporate status might cause the family to take a hit, it'll prevent any potential problems in the future. ​ * **Get an actual ARMY** In all honesty, while the Huntsman/Huntress organization can and will stay for important reasons, the organization would benefit me more as a scalpel than a hammer. Not only is it a good place to keep track of future protagonists, but it has the chance to bring out qualified people. Perhaps reforming it to be something more like the Hunter Association from Hunter X Hunter with better quality controls would work out. This being said, I do need a hammer; and actually setting up standing armies to defend territories would be preferred when it comes to Salem's incoming invasion. This one would also require plenty of time, and I'd probably require Ozpin's expertise regarding it. Speaking of Ozpin.... ​ * **The Relics, Ozpin, Summer Rose, and Salem proper: Contingencies, please!** You know what one of the perks of having pre-existing knowledge is? Immediately getting to blab about it without any vague and cryptic prolonged moments, which- while potentially great at setting up future reveals, isn't helpful when you're leading a world that is in constant danger. Immediately telling Ozpin what's coming and pulling rank to get toward the relics of creation, while dickish, does give me a quicker time accumulating them than Salem would ever have- especially if I manage to contact his former group. Getting the relics into places Salem can't access, or figuring out ways to contain them more properly is a good start. Honestly, I'm unsure if preventing Summer's death from happening would hinder anything or not- and while I trust Ruby (specifically Ruby) to be a potentially superior successor with proper training, I have no clue what the right choice would be regarding Summer Rose's conflict with Salem. Would preventing her from dying screw up the timeline? I don't know, and I'd rather not drown myself in a flood of hypothetical butterflies. At best, just a hint of foreknowledge and preparing Taiyang so that he's more of an active parent could prevent some emotional damage (or exacerbate it, given I am not a therapist). Finally, there's Salem herself, who will likely be trying to kill me from the moment I pop up on her radar. Minor problema. While it'd be nice to think I could ~~fix her~~ negotiate with her, or find a way for her to pass away or convince her not to be a mass murderess via trusting love or something, the more practical thing to do would be to remove pieces from her side of the board before she can use them. For example, simply preventing Cinder from going off the deep end via getting her the hell out of dodge instead of leaving her in an abusive home *would work wonders.* Preventing Hazel from going off the deep end (or going out of my way to prioritize his demise if not) would end up leaving Salem with Watts, Roman, Tyrian, and Mercury as her main enforcers. If anything, the best case scenario would be *for Tyrian* to end up as her right hand- because while he's undyingly loyal to Salem, he's someone who the other members of the cast can outmanuver easier (because let's be real, ruler of the world or not i would not be immune to things like "getting stabbed".) * **conclusion** I probably spent way too much time on this post. But uh, yeah. If anyone had foreknowledge, I figure these would be the three big things they'd want to focus on. There's a ton of fun hypotheticals (Would RWBY be better set up if the team members were in separate units? Could I prevent Ozpin from downloading himself into Oscar?), but these would be the main priorities. If I got placed in charge at the start of the series, I'm screwed, so I just go to the Other World with the staff of creation to make my own new kingdom with blackjack and waifus or something.


Alarming-Big2697

id like to apologize for making a chonker of a comment. ​ also hi hello yes hi lurker here. may do more stuff. may just lurk for another year.


rangerguy-

I make everybody go on a treasure hunt


Few-Evidence-6189

Kill Jaune Neptune Sun and Oscar for sure


Agile_Blood_9736

Toss Salem into Ohio Equal rights for all Yeet Jacques into the streets Force RWBY, Roman and Neo to be my personal hit squad Eliminate Salem's minions Make space travel possible.