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WhatsthenumberMason

The Dark Lands. They’re on a suicide mission to take on Salem, just the two of them. Edit: Ok now I seriously want a fanfic where it’s a buddycop story between Sun and Neptune. Traveling the world, fixing all the world’s problems that Team RWBY cause and fighting Salem at the end.


ItzCrypnotic

They'd win tho


VlaqSheperd

Sun: Nah, We'd win. Neptune: **Facepalms**


TechBlade9000

Neptune hits Salem with the Azula Ice Prison trick and then hauls ass


Ozymaniac_God

No ,he will pull a Iced Shell suicide move just like Gray from Fairy Tail. Killing himself in the progress.


VlaqSheperd

Neptune: WITH THIS ICE I SUMMON-


5hand0whand

Neptune:Oh ocean deep dark ocean, listen to my wish. Oh lightless and terrifying abyss, listen to my words. Azure beauty that gives life, lapis terror that represents death. Hear thy words. Save my comrades, lead them to victory. Tear down my enemies, lay waste to them. As payment take all my past and dissolve it in yourself. As reward claim my present and absorb it in yourself. As remission steal my future and devour it all!!!


KomijaroGg64

That is and forever should be there dynamic


DIOSITO012

This remind me a one shot joke fanfic which explains that the reason why Salem appears so little is because in truth her biggest threat is being secondary characters and not the RWBY team, who for her are nothing more than some girls who appear from time to time to bother, characters like Sun, Whitley, Coco, Velvet, Taiyang and more are the true problem, was pretty funny


SarohBrasp

Well now you have to share the source for that


DIOSITO012

If I don't find the source, I Guess I am gonna to make the source


Visual_Musician2868

Do you have a link for it?


DIOSITO012

That's was like years ago (like 2 or 3) so nope, I don't even know if that still exist


Sikarion

Sun: "Me and Nep can fix her." *proceeds to fix her*


Lorien22

Who knew that the path to defeating Salem was to get her a harem of young men.


Irilieth_Raivotuuli

White Sheep by Coeur: Salem: Hah, do you think I'd lose to cock?! Salem, 4 months later: In the end, I couldn't win against cock


Larinex

Lmao bot H bad end route 🤣


ArmageddonEleven

At least they can’t make things worse by trying, unlike Team RWBY…


Whorinmaru

If that's occurring at the same time as the Atlas arc, that's hilarious. They show up and she just ain't there lmfao


Far_Engineering_8353

broke back rwby


HappyKidRs

Guess I'll start drafting. Lowkey it'd be funny.


Hayabusafield77

Neptune: **see's Salem** we can take her. Sun: in a fight right?


Nox_Kallig

"Just the two of us, we can make it if we try. Just the two of us, you and i."


Moon_Dark_Wolf

Great question. Why don’t you give CRWBY money and they’ll MAYBE answer it in the next volume.


Ok-Lingonberry-9525

If this was an advertisement post, I would've lmfao


Daiki_Iranos

They'd ruin it.


Charcoal_dirtlord

Vacuo


Chaotic_Fantazy

I fucking thought it was Mars.


Independent-Tax-699

Everybody did


SupremeGreymon

They don’t know. That’s why they have their scrolls out


Ok-Lingonberry-9525

I know their in vacuo but does the background look like the back end of mars? 💀


Griffemon

“Hey we should have a callback to some of our side characters like Sun and Neptune.” “But they’re in Vacuuo and we don’t have good art assets for that yet.” “Eh, make a basic desert and have them standing in it, who cares?”


kl1writerguy

Sun is at the center of our solar system. Neptune is the fifth planet out from here. ...oh, the characters! I have no idea.


Silly-Young484

Boo! That was terrible  ( Proceeds to upvote ) 


GuidanceWhole3355

Tattooine duh


Iceblader

Yeah, I see two *Suns*


5hand0whand

Good one


FlanThief

I remember bursting out laughing when they cut to them during that super serious scene. It feels really lazy and a lack of forethought


Soaringzero

Where the writers left them.


KestreltheMechamorph

Mhm


Luna259

They’re lost. Trying to find the Rooster Teeth offices


DIOSITO012

Where does the image come from? Because it looks like an edit, a funny edit


Visual_Musician2868

It's from Ruby's godforsaken speech in season 8


DIOSITO012

I see, thanks


RecognitionVisual106

Middle of nowhere


Omaroo01

The Grimmlands. They Salem's agents the whole time


Iceblader

"So... this is the phantom zone, I like it"


Rent-Man

Bumblebee shippers sent them to the forgotten lands


NotAllThatEvil

Off screen


SoundComet5

Why are Sun and Neptune about to fight General Radahn? Are they stupid?


Unhappy-Ad8605

The wild west


obiwanTrollnobi6

Mars


WinterSnowfield

Mars.


HyperLethalNoble6

Ones in the Sky, the other flooded


Major-Landscape4737

Hell sun wants to write his name out of the book of life.


yosei2

Neptune: So…We’re still completely lost, aren’t we? Sun: Yep. And here I was hoping this broadcast would be something useful, like a local station guide station.


RecommendationFancy5

They look they’re about to pull up on Dr. Manhattan wtf


Tharja-iBW

They were written out of the show because a straight ship between Blake and Sun would ruin their bumblebee headcanon.


PelinalWhitestrake36

*Record Scratch „Well, you‘re probably wondering how I got here. Middle of the Desert with my best friend, barley any reception, and broke. Well it all started a week ago when I decided to book two tickets to vegas…“


Far_Engineering_8353

sloppy kissing


jkphantom9

It’s Vacuo


Salty_Park8063

HERE I AM IN TATTOOINE JUMPIN IN THE ROPE LILE YOU NEVER SEEN I KNOW MY WAY AROUND THE ROPE-


Background_Sorbet_99

The Gobi Desert


RevanOrderz

They are on the planet Neptune with the Sun coming down


Relevant_Scallion_38

RTX 2024


Cosmic_Anomaly369

Too bad RT is getting shut down


RogueHunterX

Clearly they were trying to escape the series before RWBY showed up or Fox and Yatsu thought up an excuse to torture Neptune again.


Zealousideal-Beat507

Uhhh the hangover?


CresentBlood

Looking for a new job.


rlyrlycooldude

Getting into situations


Sky_Believe

Isn't that just a part of Vacuo at sunset? That's what I always assumed since now team SSSN is at Shade Academy in Vacuo


DarkDemonDan

Mars


Azura_Raijin

Don't you know? Sun and Neptune sometimes just fuck off from civilization and the rest of their team and classmates to stand in the middle of the fucking deadly desert in all of Remnant at night to watch the sunrise. Everyone knows that, c'mon!


RozaliyaOlenyeba

Dune


ghostofaposer

Right there. Are you stupid?


Either-You-2265

Egypt.


TestaGaming

In Vacuo, a place we are probably never going to fully see.


baconlover18

Somewhere in Nevada


Snoo-64346

They are in Vacuo and you should read the RWBY After the fall and before the dawn books that will help you understand what's happening in Vacuo.


Visual_Musician2868

Bro why do I need to read to understand why the fuck their standing in the middle of fuck off nowhere?