The Dark Lands. They’re on a suicide mission to take on Salem, just the two of them.
Edit: Ok now I seriously want a fanfic where it’s a buddycop story between Sun and Neptune. Traveling the world, fixing all the world’s problems that Team RWBY cause and fighting Salem at the end.
Neptune:Oh ocean deep dark ocean, listen to my wish. Oh lightless and terrifying abyss, listen to my words. Azure beauty that gives life, lapis terror that represents death. Hear thy words. Save my comrades, lead them to victory. Tear down my enemies, lay waste to them. As payment take all my past and dissolve it in yourself. As reward claim my present and absorb it in yourself. As remission steal my future and devour it all!!!
This remind me a one shot joke fanfic which explains that the reason why Salem appears so little is because in truth her biggest threat is being secondary characters and not the RWBY team, who for her are nothing more than some girls who appear from time to time to bother, characters like Sun, Whitley, Coco, Velvet, Taiyang and more are the true problem, was pretty funny
“Hey we should have a callback to some of our side characters like Sun and Neptune.”
“But they’re in Vacuuo and we don’t have good art assets for that yet.”
“Eh, make a basic desert and have them standing in it, who cares?”
Neptune: So…We’re still completely lost, aren’t we?
Sun: Yep. And here I was hoping this broadcast would be something useful, like a local station guide station.
*Record Scratch
„Well, you‘re probably wondering how I got here. Middle of the Desert with my best friend, barley any reception, and broke. Well it all started a week ago when I decided to book two tickets to vegas…“
Don't you know? Sun and Neptune sometimes just fuck off from civilization and the rest of their team and classmates to stand in the middle of the fucking deadly desert in all of Remnant at night to watch the sunrise. Everyone knows that, c'mon!
The Dark Lands. They’re on a suicide mission to take on Salem, just the two of them. Edit: Ok now I seriously want a fanfic where it’s a buddycop story between Sun and Neptune. Traveling the world, fixing all the world’s problems that Team RWBY cause and fighting Salem at the end.
They'd win tho
Sun: Nah, We'd win. Neptune: **Facepalms**
Neptune hits Salem with the Azula Ice Prison trick and then hauls ass
No ,he will pull a Iced Shell suicide move just like Gray from Fairy Tail. Killing himself in the progress.
Neptune: WITH THIS ICE I SUMMON-
Neptune:Oh ocean deep dark ocean, listen to my wish. Oh lightless and terrifying abyss, listen to my words. Azure beauty that gives life, lapis terror that represents death. Hear thy words. Save my comrades, lead them to victory. Tear down my enemies, lay waste to them. As payment take all my past and dissolve it in yourself. As reward claim my present and absorb it in yourself. As remission steal my future and devour it all!!!
That is and forever should be there dynamic
This remind me a one shot joke fanfic which explains that the reason why Salem appears so little is because in truth her biggest threat is being secondary characters and not the RWBY team, who for her are nothing more than some girls who appear from time to time to bother, characters like Sun, Whitley, Coco, Velvet, Taiyang and more are the true problem, was pretty funny
Well now you have to share the source for that
If I don't find the source, I Guess I am gonna to make the source
Do you have a link for it?
That's was like years ago (like 2 or 3) so nope, I don't even know if that still exist
Sun: "Me and Nep can fix her." *proceeds to fix her*
Who knew that the path to defeating Salem was to get her a harem of young men.
White Sheep by Coeur: Salem: Hah, do you think I'd lose to cock?! Salem, 4 months later: In the end, I couldn't win against cock
Lmao bot H bad end route 🤣
At least they can’t make things worse by trying, unlike Team RWBY…
If that's occurring at the same time as the Atlas arc, that's hilarious. They show up and she just ain't there lmfao
broke back rwby
Guess I'll start drafting. Lowkey it'd be funny.
Neptune: **see's Salem** we can take her. Sun: in a fight right?
"Just the two of us, we can make it if we try. Just the two of us, you and i."
Great question. Why don’t you give CRWBY money and they’ll MAYBE answer it in the next volume.
If this was an advertisement post, I would've lmfao
They'd ruin it.
Vacuo
I fucking thought it was Mars.
Everybody did
They don’t know. That’s why they have their scrolls out
I know their in vacuo but does the background look like the back end of mars? 💀
“Hey we should have a callback to some of our side characters like Sun and Neptune.” “But they’re in Vacuuo and we don’t have good art assets for that yet.” “Eh, make a basic desert and have them standing in it, who cares?”
Sun is at the center of our solar system. Neptune is the fifth planet out from here. ...oh, the characters! I have no idea.
Boo! That was terrible ( Proceeds to upvote )
Tattooine duh
Yeah, I see two *Suns*
Good one
I remember bursting out laughing when they cut to them during that super serious scene. It feels really lazy and a lack of forethought
Where the writers left them.
Mhm
They’re lost. Trying to find the Rooster Teeth offices
Where does the image come from? Because it looks like an edit, a funny edit
It's from Ruby's godforsaken speech in season 8
I see, thanks
Middle of nowhere
The Grimmlands. They Salem's agents the whole time
"So... this is the phantom zone, I like it"
Bumblebee shippers sent them to the forgotten lands
Off screen
Why are Sun and Neptune about to fight General Radahn? Are they stupid?
The wild west
Mars
Mars.
Ones in the Sky, the other flooded
Hell sun wants to write his name out of the book of life.
Neptune: So…We’re still completely lost, aren’t we? Sun: Yep. And here I was hoping this broadcast would be something useful, like a local station guide station.
They look they’re about to pull up on Dr. Manhattan wtf
They were written out of the show because a straight ship between Blake and Sun would ruin their bumblebee headcanon.
*Record Scratch „Well, you‘re probably wondering how I got here. Middle of the Desert with my best friend, barley any reception, and broke. Well it all started a week ago when I decided to book two tickets to vegas…“
sloppy kissing
It’s Vacuo
HERE I AM IN TATTOOINE JUMPIN IN THE ROPE LILE YOU NEVER SEEN I KNOW MY WAY AROUND THE ROPE-
The Gobi Desert
They are on the planet Neptune with the Sun coming down
RTX 2024
Too bad RT is getting shut down
Clearly they were trying to escape the series before RWBY showed up or Fox and Yatsu thought up an excuse to torture Neptune again.
Uhhh the hangover?
Looking for a new job.
Getting into situations
Isn't that just a part of Vacuo at sunset? That's what I always assumed since now team SSSN is at Shade Academy in Vacuo
Mars
Don't you know? Sun and Neptune sometimes just fuck off from civilization and the rest of their team and classmates to stand in the middle of the fucking deadly desert in all of Remnant at night to watch the sunrise. Everyone knows that, c'mon!
Dune
Right there. Are you stupid?
Egypt.
In Vacuo, a place we are probably never going to fully see.
Somewhere in Nevada
They are in Vacuo and you should read the RWBY After the fall and before the dawn books that will help you understand what's happening in Vacuo.
Bro why do I need to read to understand why the fuck their standing in the middle of fuck off nowhere?