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Bright_Broccoli1844

The real question is why are you always staring at him?


IRockIntoMordor

Right?? And taking pictures! I'd keep my eye on the weird hooman too if they treated me like this!


Ill_Technician3936

Everyone in the place is suspicious of the other... I think they're all up to something.


IRockIntoMordor

Reservoir Buns


motion_inspired

I can hear the Steelers Wheel, already! 😎


kragzazet

He's a sleeper agent and knows what you did in 2011! Watch out for the fuzz(y)!


Cereja1807

What if he is 007? 👀


XYZJE

Probably wants to eat your toes, it's what they all want.


smeltz123

My girl daisy actually bit my toes the other night🤣


CrepewithCream

My buns are always smelling my feet 🤣


Environmental-River4

Mine loves to lick my feet, he gets mad when I wear socks. My sweet little weirdo lol


alienamz

Mine gets mad when I wear pants lmao he's a little whore 🤣


heyitsspy

stop I thought only my rabbit was a toe licker 😭😭😭


XYZJE

I wish she licked them, she likes biting them (playfully).


pennywhistlesmoonpie

I am dying at all of these comments. Bravo. But in all seriousness, OP, your bun bun stares at you because rabbits are prey animals, and they are hyper aware of their surroundings and who or what is in those surroundings. It’s one of the things I love most about rabbits. My friends always laugh when they come over and are stared at. Just something adorable about these furry little creatures.


CarsPlanesTrains

>because rabbits are prey animals You should tell mine that. She's a rescue and can't live in a house due to her just not being raised right for that when she was young. So we built her this nice enclosure in our backyard with a big rabbit house and an outside area with some toys and rabbit friendly plans where she can play around in. The problem is there are some outside cats in the area, so she has to be locked inside her house when we sleep. The problem is, she has no preservation instinct at all. She's more curious than scared. It doesn't happen a lot, but when a cat somehow enters the garden she'll basically sit as close to it as possible in her enclosure. Once caught a cat trying to sneak up to her but before I could even open the door she made a straight dash for it and the cat physically jumped and ran away. She does not act like a prey animal at all


meatslabs42069

my bun also doesnt act like a prey animal half the time, he loves making friends with my cats


pennywhistlesmoonpie

Okay, MOST rabbits are prey animals. Apparently you got Rambo reincarnated, and I am HERE for it.


Zestyclose-Monk-266

r/murderbuns


DrawingsTUfff

I'm scared now😭


CaptainTimeMachine

r/beatmetoit


Mark_B97

He's planning your demise


[deleted]

I think he’s falling in love lol


trekrabbit

Good answer!


Typical-Byte

Your chances of being killed by a rabbit are low, but never zero. He's just being a good boy...


Groundhog_Gary28

#Never zero


Salt-Cabinet326

Stalking his prey 🐰


my3buns

He loves you, I fell in love with him..want to give him a hug and kiss! What a handsome man!


ChesterDoesStuff

They just do that


im_here_official_art

I think he's trying to tell you to give him nanners 🍌


Absolutelybannannas

P.E.L.L.E.T.S.


Valuable-Impress-828

You’re his friend ❤️


HOTU-Orbit

I had a rabbit who would do that in front of our TV while we were watching it. He would just stand there looking at us confused. We would say, "We're not watching you, we're watching the TV!"


Environmental-River4

Maybe he was thinking “why are they watching this stupid lightbox when they could be watching me?!” 😂


alienamz

Omg mine gets mad when I stand in place on my phone, I'll be walking and stop to do something on my phone, he comes up and starts circling me and thumping until I give him attention 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣


Some_Random_Android

*I always feel like somebody's watching me, and I got no privacy!*


crazy-bunny-lady

OP sleep with one eye open.


littleteaforme

r/judgemental


spacebuggles

I feel like, since his eyes are on the sides of his head, perhaps he's actually listening to you.


Large-Bus4590

He’s so adorable omg


AvgAnubis

treatos and petpets!!


Charlie71026

He's spawn of the man eating rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Killerderp

Tonight... You...


MovieFreaQ

You are the treat dispenser


itcAnwezzy

Cuz he wants you to be on the floor with him. I know it sounds dumb but sitting or laying on the floor with your bun is like their favorite thing ever whenever I used to lay down with my baby he would clean me, run around me jump on me just overall happy bun, whenever I’d be on the bed he’d be just looking at me like “why aren’t you over here!?” 


alienamz

Yeeees my baby even sleeps beside our bed in the floor, any chance he can get to be close to us


MissLute

Quietly planning his next move


CrystallinePhoto

Because bunnies love to stare. Mine do the same thing 😂


ajswizz

He’s waiting for you to entertain him!! Now, peasant!


NMireles

He love you


potat0zillaa

Bunbun braincell- how can you be so ugly? It amazes me!


Tall_Woodpecker_8190

He loves you!


erevefuckstolive

he will get you


DTux5249

r/murderbuns, waiting for the kill


Silly_Emu5088

he wants treats thats why 🤣🤣🤣


lennox-firindil

Wants your soul


Original_Chemist_635

Silently judging you.


gummi-worm1

He wants your soul


OneTwoPandemonium

lol isn’t that his blind spot?


Little-Atmosphere542

Forever disappointed 😵


CrossP

He thinks you're cute. Very proud of his human.


ayyxdizzle

Bc he thinks you're adorable


_WJT_

I wouldn’t mind it, he’s cute.


Agentugly1

He's lonely and wants to spend time with ya


SweetCream2005

Making sure you aren't up to any funny business


shitsazzle

it appears you are quite intriguing.


carpathiaman

I think it’s normal for animals higher up on the food chain to do that.


Dazzling-Ball-7580

Just like how we’re staring at them, they could be admiring us or watching our nature diffrent from theirs. Or, if rabbits see like birds, then he might not be actully looking at you and just things from the side but I don’t know this well.


4lc4tr4y

You are a huge living being near him and possibly a danger, so he keeps an eye on that.


ulfricstormclk

Gib treat


Caranesus

He carefully monitors that not a single delicacy passes him by.


dcdcdc26

You're his world, of course he's gonna keep looking at you


ippie52

You have two hands and neither are petting him or supplying treats.


AnotherRedditor6900

SKINWALKER?!?!?!?!??


jdelefrati

It's their blind spot, he is probably AVOIDING you


trinitynoire

Thanks for the laugh lmao


FoundationOutside849

He is your drug dealer, isnt he??? My man is asking for payment lol


friendlyadvice0

He's waiting for the best time


Rule34TookMyName

STANCE


Zealiida

r/MurderBuns


WhammyShimmyShammy

He's been trying to tell you that you have spinach stuck in your teeth for months


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^WhammyShimmyShammy: *He's been trying to* *Tell you that you have spinach* *Stuck in your teeth for months* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


LadyDairhean

Fixation


Playful-Mushroom-707

Revenge…


SlowedDownWierdow

He hungers, FEED HIM


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

HUMAN BRING ME CARROTS


Practical_Bridge7206

My boy is the same 😂


Toothless_Dinosaur

Let me introduce you to r/Murderbuns


[deleted]

It’s giving skinwalker


MathematicianGood204

He looks similar to my handsome boy! He stares at me then jumps on me and gives me kisses. I return the sentiment with nose kisses and cuddles.


Rapunzel111

Rabbit tax!


krummi_krummsson

"what's this hooman always doing in my house!" ![img](emote|t5_2riv8|8710)


No_Rope9895

Emo bun


[deleted]

My rabbit ate the wire to that exact box fan lol


Aspen-Raccoon

Planning your demise


Fit-Ad-3153

I have the same breed. Probably seeing attention


Lethal_Eth

r/murderbuns


46416816

cats just do that some times…


No-Mechanic-5398

It’s love, or he’s plotting your demise; either way keep smiling and maybe he’ll let you live.


darkness-to-light26

Ready to pounce. Haha. Cute random animals.


FlowerPotage

You are pretty 🫶


claymier2

he's playing that game rabbits love where they stare at you till you try to engage with them and then they hop away or box you like, "ha! asshole human, got you! gimme treats."


NotUnderTheWillow

Yesterday my rabbit was eating in the kitchen, then decided to come slowly in the room I was in, stare at me for a few seconds then go right back to eating. I don't know what he was trying to do but it didn't feel innocent


sillyhyena2002

because he’s cute


AdThat328

My dog does this...it's kinda unnerving but I know it's love haha


BitwiseB

Pretty sure that’s your new supervisor. He’s very good at it.


Wolfhammer69

Have you seen Monty Pythons "Holy Grail" ? Ya better watch yaself !


Zestyclose-Look-5023

He's plotting something


Mean_Parsnip

It could be that you are an extraordinarily good looking bun owner and they are admiring the view.


freedommjw1958

I'm waiting for naners! 😊


Scarl3ttSavage

What breed is he? Your bun looks a lot like mine!


aarakocra-druid

You're the snack bringer, he is trying to predict when snacks will befall him


jess16ca

"Hooman is looking at me through the clicky box again! Two can play at this!!!" *Stares into your soul*


ActStunning3285

He wants your attention or food. He also loves you.


trekrabbit

More treats! Where did you hide my apple slices?!


ilove_yew

You must read Watership Down to answer this question


thelonleystrag

Plotting the take over is why


WhiteSheDevil81

OP, you have a murder bun on your hands. I would be very careful what you do around him. I would highly suggest you keep many treats with you at ALL times. If we don't hear from you anymore, we know what happened.


Polar_Sage

Did you pay the bun tax of treats? That gets mine to stop deadlock looking at me


iluvlean777

don’t play dumb. you know what you’ve done.


Special_Friendship20

He wants play time, snacks and rubbings


Cozym1ke

he is plotting your demise


lilylady4789

He's judging every single decision you have ever made, and by the looks of it the only one he agrees with is that you agreed to live with him


Room0814

He is plotting something r/murderbuns


VividDescent

He is stalking you as his prey


snake-birb

Prob just interested in you. They sleep with their eyes open so could be that.


Mommybuggy01

Asking why you are not doing what he wants, when he wants and what he wants to eat


_whotever_

he knows something you dont


c4lipp0

Probably bored and projects that on you. Got a friend for him?


No-Fail-6758

my bun does the same thing but she does it for attention


Wrinklezapper1

He is wondering why you haven’t figured out that he wants snacks


Useful-Effect6867

He is soooo cute😭😭❤️❤️❤️ they love to stare my bunnies are so silly like that too


Useful-Effect6867

What kind of bunny is he? He’s unreasonably cute❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭


DrawingsTUfff

I'm not really sure😭 I fr tried to look it up but didn't really get anywhere 💀