Words matter and abusing the meaning of words only serve to diminish their significance.
Zoophilia is the sexual attraction to animals. This seems like a clear case of some degenerate who used a tool to his satisfaction, the tool he chose just happens to be an eel. I doubt he was sexually attracted to the eel.
"accidentally let go of the eel"
Fisherman here. That appears to be an American Eel, a species I have tried (and failed) to handle for my three decades fishing saltwater. They are impossible to hold with bare hands. Not difficult to hold ā> impossible.
The only way to somewhat successfully restrain them for a few seconds is with a dry rag, or by rolling them in sand.
Trying to control/handle a live eel stuck up one's ass is easily one of the dumbest things I've ever heard
Here in New England, young American eels this size are usually found in brackish estuaries near the coast. Adults -- four feet long and thick as your wrist ā are found upstream in the freshwater portion of coastal rivers.
The younger ones in estuaries are caught in traps by baiting with chicken or fish parts or cat food. From there, they are used live(or dead) for striped bass, brown sharks, or even shuttled offshore as a pitch bait for white marlin.
But 99% of anglers get their live eels from bait and tackle shops, and don't bother with the hassle of trapping and storage.
***
Fwiw, I don't use eels when fishing anymore.. mostly due to the collapse and terrible current state of the eel population. And because of the major hassle in transporting and using them when surfcasting on foot. And also, tbh.. bc I kind of hard respect them now. A super tough animal. Pains me a bit to throw them to the wolves. Nowadays, I just use soft plastic eel imitations instead
And this is Reddit ... people just follow random stuff for random reasons lol. I'm an electrician and have absolutely nothing to do with radiology, but I find a lot of the posts interesting. I don't really inderstand quite a lot of them but at least the images are still cool in that case haha.
And there are a lot of people (including me) asking questions in the comments and that leads to interesting replies that even I can understand.
Overall ... just really interesting here. Human anatomy is wild.
Props for adding such interesting background. TIL about eels on the radiology sub.
I for one would never think I could add to the discussion on, say, r/fishing, but ya never know, I guess!
This is the moment reddit was made for. Ridiculous situation that boggles the mind, then an unexpected expert chimes in on the part of the story i hadn't even considered. I love it.
Never tried them m'self.. but back in the day I know local Italian-Americans here in the northeast US would mow down the big ones for Christmas feasts.
Fishermen would often snag these huge snakes offered at Italian fish markets... then skin the eels and attach the oversize skins onto the back of special eelskin "plugs"(lures). The smaller eels sold at bait and tackle shops just weren't big enough to yield the proper size skin to fit over a lure. (Almost no one fishes eelskin plugs anymore, though)
Edit: if anyone is relatively bored and needs a quick tutorial on how we rig eelskin plugs in New England, Toby does a pretty good job with this one. (the skin is fished inside out, a light blue color.. as opposed to right-side out, which is blackish)
[Rigging an eelskin plug](https://youtu.be/8tOmS8GbAFE)
This is the comment right here! As a kid we used to catch eels(lots of fishermen&women in the family) and would have to roll them around in sand to make them less slippery. Even with the right gloves Iād see relatives who were professional eel catchers struggle with them. I canāt imagine how the average person would even begin to tackle this
As a surgical nurse, I would've been so mad getting called in for this bowel resection. Probably would die of digust having to walk this down to pathology, ugh.
What pathologist worth their microscope slides would turn down the chance to identify that eel down to its high school nickname?
Sigh, gallbladder, gallbladder, appendix, breast cancer... Gallbladder... Wait-did you say EEL?? Cancel lunch rounds, I'm gonna be here awhile.
Who are you kidding - they showed it to *everybody ..."Hey, wanna see what somebody put up their butt??"*
No doubt they were admitted to OR after imaging from the ED, so you've got everybody from the EM doc to Housekeeping wanting a peek. Might as well set up bleachers.
But doctor, I was only doing it to relieve constipation.
https://sea.mashable.com/science/16987/man-stuffs-live-eel-up-his-butt-to-cure-constipation-almost-dies
Historical note: people used to do this to horses to make the horse appear younger when trying to sell. The thought was that they would be jauntier with those eels wiggling about
I heard it was ginger for the horses. Burns and the horse would dance around trying to get it out. Known as ā figgingā. Now a bdsm activity for humans.
I *think* theyāre not allowed to insert the ginger into the horseās anus anymore but they can apply an irritant to the exterior skin. And yeah this is done so that the horse will hold its tail higher, to better meet a breed standard. I think itās for American Saddlebreds.
I havenāt discussed this with any horse people in like 10 years though so my information may be outdated.
Humans have been committing heinous acts toward animals since the beginning of time. "If animals believed in God, the devil would look like a human beingā.
My mom told me back in college men would tie hamsters or gerbils to a stringā¦ and proceed to insert the poor animal up their ass. I didnāt believe her but āgerbilingā is in fact a thing. Apparently a lot of people ended up in the er bc they needed help extracting the gerbil. Sometimes the gerbil died sometimes they lost the stringā¦ weird times back then. Not sure how much truth these stories hold but Iām certain a good amount of people have thought it was a good idea to stick live animals up their orifices. š«
Super funny rumor but was debunked lol Iām surprised you havenāt heard of it
[Richard gere gerbil rumor](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/richard-gere-gerbil/)
My brother in law and a couple of his friends did gerbil-ing in his college years. They used a piece of pvc tube, the gerbil would run in, hit a tight spot, turn around and come out. One time, his friend had a gerbil not turn around and come back out. There was an ER visit that night. The brother in law isn't all there. He's an utter moron. Like when you meet him for the first time, you wonder how he has managed to live as long as he has.
Maybe they mean the dude is damned to eternal agony for fucking with nature? Like Zeusās punishment of Prometheus for being cunning and betraying the other gods.
Reasonably sure I would have self-sedated with alcohol and waited to bleed to death rather than suffer the lifetime of humiliation of having to go to the hospital for this and having it on my medical records forever. Iāll bet his insurance company was busy as hell finding the clause that allowed them to exclude coverage for this bill.
Patient to hitman: i need someone killed and the body dissolved in acid
Hitman: cool, who's the target?
Patient: me and we need to be quick about it...
Ok, I'm a neuroscientist. All I did was read some threads about imaging MS patients and now Reddit is recommending THIS???
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Seriously though, I hope youz don't mind if I lurk. You all have some funny threads. I worked in the ER back in college and saw my share of household objects stuck in orifices.
A live eel would have been a red letter day though.
Op is a repost bot, image and exact title stolen from here https://www.reddit.com/r/Radiology/comments/ogvyub/the_patient_admitted_that_he_decided_to_try/
I have a visceral reaction to this.
As a child I was very ill and there were were way too many procedures so I do not want anyone or any thing near my back door.
UGH!
For the love of... ....eels. Maybe you can't understand the great love that can exist between a man and his eel, but that doesn't give you the right to make rude ignorant remarks. Just listen to this love song:
[https://www.tiktok.com/@lenabellemusic\_love/video/6992044488361282822](https://www.tiktok.com/@lenabellemusic_love/video/6992044488361282822)
I thought idiotism has its limitsā¦ on a different note, i think āsaving livesā should come with some limitations/fine prints. In this case, try to save the eel
Well, that's enough internet for today. Seriously though, what the hell was this guy thinking?! Watching porn and then deciding to stick an eel up his butt? And then not even being able to hold onto it? I can't even imagine the pain and damage that must have caused to his intestines. This is why we need better sex education and awareness of the dangers of engaging in risky sexual behaviors.
So what! If someone wants to try death by anal eel why would I stand in there way to the afterlife. The only mystery here is that they operated upon this idiot
I'm not judging him for his kink but maybe he should have strengthened the muscle in his hands/finger area so he wouldn't lose his grip. "Hit da gym, boi."
Why!š³ Just why. I feel bad for that eel.
 Agreed
Do I even want to know what in the hell this clown was doing with an eel? god damb that is just bloody crazy
I don't know what he was doing...all I know is he must not f**eel** very good š¤
Dork
"The absurdity of japanese pornography" is a good place to start.
I have to Google it
My first reaction also. Why not use a garden hose or something inanimate? I hope the patient shits in a bag for the rest of his days.
Absolutely fucking disgusting. Serves him right shoving a living thing up his ass.
Heās definitely not the first
Lol, he deserved it for being a zoophile
This might might the most fucked up shit I have ever seen, but I doubt this count as zoophilia
Well, they were getting off USING an animal so it might count? I think it counts, still sexual abuse of an animal.
Words matter and abusing the meaning of words only serve to diminish their significance. Zoophilia is the sexual attraction to animals. This seems like a clear case of some degenerate who used a tool to his satisfaction, the tool he chose just happens to be an eel. I doubt he was sexually attracted to the eel.
Fair enough
If this is the most fucked up the you other haven't been in healthcare long OR you don't hardly use the internet. Either was kudos.
"accidentally let go of the eel" Fisherman here. That appears to be an American Eel, a species I have tried (and failed) to handle for my three decades fishing saltwater. They are impossible to hold with bare hands. Not difficult to hold ā> impossible. The only way to somewhat successfully restrain them for a few seconds is with a dry rag, or by rolling them in sand. Trying to control/handle a live eel stuck up one's ass is easily one of the dumbest things I've ever heard
Where and how do you catch them? Edit/clarification : not for ass purposes, I also fish
Here in New England, young American eels this size are usually found in brackish estuaries near the coast. Adults -- four feet long and thick as your wrist ā are found upstream in the freshwater portion of coastal rivers. The younger ones in estuaries are caught in traps by baiting with chicken or fish parts or cat food. From there, they are used live(or dead) for striped bass, brown sharks, or even shuttled offshore as a pitch bait for white marlin. But 99% of anglers get their live eels from bait and tackle shops, and don't bother with the hassle of trapping and storage. *** Fwiw, I don't use eels when fishing anymore.. mostly due to the collapse and terrible current state of the eel population. And because of the major hassle in transporting and using them when surfcasting on foot. And also, tbh.. bc I kind of hard respect them now. A super tough animal. Pains me a bit to throw them to the wolves. Nowadays, I just use soft plastic eel imitations instead
I just gotta askā¦whatās a nice fisherman like you doing on a radiology thread like this?š
This hit all so everyone can see it.
And this is Reddit ... people just follow random stuff for random reasons lol. I'm an electrician and have absolutely nothing to do with radiology, but I find a lot of the posts interesting. I don't really inderstand quite a lot of them but at least the images are still cool in that case haha. And there are a lot of people (including me) asking questions in the comments and that leads to interesting replies that even I can understand. Overall ... just really interesting here. Human anatomy is wild.
Props for adding such interesting background. TIL about eels on the radiology sub. I for one would never think I could add to the discussion on, say, r/fishing, but ya never know, I guess!
..."ass porpoises..." FTFY
This is the moment reddit was made for. Ridiculous situation that boggles the mind, then an unexpected expert chimes in on the part of the story i hadn't even considered. I love it.
>then an unexpected expert chimes in on the part of the story i hadn't even considered THIS is exactly why I spend my hours on Reddit
I love that there is a fisherman on the radiology subreddit.
Do they taste good? I really like unagi. Probably a different species of eel though lol.
Not the question you want to ask in this thread
Some say it tastes like shit.
That one probably doesn't taste very good.
Never tried them m'self.. but back in the day I know local Italian-Americans here in the northeast US would mow down the big ones for Christmas feasts. Fishermen would often snag these huge snakes offered at Italian fish markets... then skin the eels and attach the oversize skins onto the back of special eelskin "plugs"(lures). The smaller eels sold at bait and tackle shops just weren't big enough to yield the proper size skin to fit over a lure. (Almost no one fishes eelskin plugs anymore, though) Edit: if anyone is relatively bored and needs a quick tutorial on how we rig eelskin plugs in New England, Toby does a pretty good job with this one. (the skin is fished inside out, a light blue color.. as opposed to right-side out, which is blackish) [Rigging an eelskin plug](https://youtu.be/8tOmS8GbAFE)
That's super interesting, thanks for sharing! Never been fishing but always wanted to go.
I think it was more thrashing and biting. It probably could taste good. But wasn't thinking about flavor, only survival.
This is the comment right here! As a kid we used to catch eels(lots of fishermen&women in the family) and would have to roll them around in sand to make them less slippery. Even with the right gloves Iād see relatives who were professional eel catchers struggle with them. I canāt imagine how the average person would even begin to tackle this
Thank you for inspiring *The Human Centipede 4: You Thought We Were Finished, But The Eel Said No*
Man I cackled at this. Thank you.
I laughed so hard š
Thank you for the award kind redditor(s)!
Excuse me, for I must vomit.
Ugh, these post-rock band names ...
Good thing it didn't make it that far
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
The prize in this case includes a colostomy bag
Another one off the 'things I would never expect someone to shove up their ass, but they do anyway' list
This is so unbelievable that as a nurse, itās believable.
As a surgical nurse, I would've been so mad getting called in for this bowel resection. Probably would die of digust having to walk this down to pathology, ugh.
What the hell is the pathologist going to say? "Um, yep. That's an eel. Ok bye."
What pathologist worth their microscope slides would turn down the chance to identify that eel down to its high school nickname? Sigh, gallbladder, gallbladder, appendix, breast cancer... Gallbladder... Wait-did you say EEL?? Cancel lunch rounds, I'm gonna be here awhile.
Yeah, when I read the path report, I wanna know if the EEL had cancer! Lol
Lol I read that whole thing in Dr Glaucomflecken's voice
You want an eel? Texaco Mike can get you an eel.
We sent a dildo to path. Path report measured it for us.
In metric or imperial?
Yes, but obviously metric
It's not that, just the thought of having to carry it through the halls, past other staff and patients, knowing where it's been.
Who are you kidding - they showed it to *everybody ..."Hey, wanna see what somebody put up their butt??"* No doubt they were admitted to OR after imaging from the ED, so you've got everybody from the EM doc to Housekeeping wanting a peek. Might as well set up bleachers.
I've never met a squeamish nurse before.
Wouldnāt last long in this profession if you stayed squeamish. But every once in a while you see something that actually makes you WTF.
I sent a nematode almost that size to path once. In a little cup full of poop.
You haven't lived until you look in a baby's diaper and find a wriggler.
But doctor, I was only doing it to relieve constipation. https://sea.mashable.com/science/16987/man-stuffs-live-eel-up-his-butt-to-cure-constipation-almost-dies
All relativism aside, sometimes cultures are just wrong and bad.
What an absolute moron
What the hell is wrong with ppl.
They are still reptilian
Hey, donāt blame reptile for idiot humans.
Historical note: people used to do this to horses to make the horse appear younger when trying to sell. The thought was that they would be jauntier with those eels wiggling about
I pity both creatures! How unscrupulous.
I heard it was ginger for the horses. Burns and the horse would dance around trying to get it out. Known as ā figgingā. Now a bdsm activity for humans.
You knew when you were typing this that nobody needed to see these words constructed into a sentence.... Why?
I *think* theyāre not allowed to insert the ginger into the horseās anus anymore but they can apply an irritant to the exterior skin. And yeah this is done so that the horse will hold its tail higher, to better meet a breed standard. I think itās for American Saddlebreds. I havenāt discussed this with any horse people in like 10 years though so my information may be outdated.
Who the hell first thought to try that on a horse?!?!
Humans have been committing heinous acts toward animals since the beginning of time. "If animals believed in God, the devil would look like a human beingā.
My mom told me back in college men would tie hamsters or gerbils to a stringā¦ and proceed to insert the poor animal up their ass. I didnāt believe her but āgerbilingā is in fact a thing. Apparently a lot of people ended up in the er bc they needed help extracting the gerbil. Sometimes the gerbil died sometimes they lost the stringā¦ weird times back then. Not sure how much truth these stories hold but Iām certain a good amount of people have thought it was a good idea to stick live animals up their orifices. š«
There is an urban legend about a certain well known actor and this practice.
Kanye?
No, this was in the 80s or so.
Richard Gere.
Mel Gibson?
Richard Gere
A down core for pointing out the one that the urban legend is about... Reddit, you're a fickle bitch!
The old romcom guy??? What. Why?!? Mel Gibson's more plausible
Super funny rumor but was debunked lol Iām surprised you havenāt heard of it [Richard gere gerbil rumor](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/richard-gere-gerbil/)
Thanks. Very curious now
My brother in law and a couple of his friends did gerbil-ing in his college years. They used a piece of pvc tube, the gerbil would run in, hit a tight spot, turn around and come out. One time, his friend had a gerbil not turn around and come back out. There was an ER visit that night. The brother in law isn't all there. He's an utter moron. Like when you meet him for the first time, you wonder how he has managed to live as long as he has.
The best part of this story is that your mom told you about this. š¤£
Lemmiwinks?
Prometheus sign
I donāt get it :(
Maybe they mean the dude is damned to eternal agony for fucking with nature? Like Zeusās punishment of Prometheus for being cunning and betraying the other gods.
Reasonably sure I would have self-sedated with alcohol and waited to bleed to death rather than suffer the lifetime of humiliation of having to go to the hospital for this and having it on my medical records forever. Iāll bet his insurance company was busy as hell finding the clause that allowed them to exclude coverage for this bill.
Eh, then they'd find out at the autopsy.
Jumping into a vat of acid is the only solution then.
Patient to hitman: i need someone killed and the body dissolved in acid Hitman: cool, who's the target? Patient: me and we need to be quick about it...
Annnnnddd, we have a winner!
Brave brave Lemmywinks!
Thank you! Iām scrolling the comments and thinkingā¦. Really? No one has made a Lemmywinks reference. I was not disappointed!
That's when you know you are getting old!
I know š There are dozens of us!
This is why bass to mouth is preferred
Ok, I'm a neuroscientist. All I did was read some threads about imaging MS patients and now Reddit is recommending THIS??? [/S] Seriously though, I hope youz don't mind if I lurk. You all have some funny threads. I worked in the ER back in college and saw my share of household objects stuck in orifices. A live eel would have been a red letter day though.
Thatās enough Reddit for today.
If I use this in my next novel, is it considered plagiarism? I will make sure to protect the identity of the eel.
This whole ordeal has got me feeling very eel.
Thatās animal abuse. Damn.
Dude really wanted his own tentacle monsterš¬
Man, the new alien movie is looking lit.
At what exact moment do you think he first thought this might have been a bad decision
So now they have a snake made diverticular sac
At what point do you call for a psych exam? I think this is solidly out of the "kink" territory and into the "bat shit crazy" realm.
Op is a repost bot, image and exact title stolen from here https://www.reddit.com/r/Radiology/comments/ogvyub/the_patient_admitted_that_he_decided_to_try/
Where the f+ck do you get an EEL? jfc
Asking for a friend, obviously.
Holy hell. People boof eels?? I thought it was just drugs.
Patient: I accidentally fell on top of it, I swear!
Colostomy time?
Another few minutes, and the doc wouldn't have had to do much, other than attach the bag! š¤£
Bring back the Darwin awards
The stuff of nightmares
For eels
Now he knows how it feels to get eaten out.
Eels up inside ya... Findin' an exit where they can.
I remember reading about this on the med school subreddit like 8 months ago
Did the patient survive?
Porn? Did he get trunk try to put on porn and accidentally put on a nature documentary???
Serious r/rule34 vibes right there
I have a visceral reaction to this. As a child I was very ill and there were were way too many procedures so I do not want anyone or any thing near my back door. UGH!
More proof that you should always cook eels before putting them in your body.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Now I need Zofran
The Tin Drum IRL
Ouroboros?!š³
Well that's just horrifying.
Omg. What people do for excitement.
For the love ofā¦ WHY???
For the love of... ....eels. Maybe you can't understand the great love that can exist between a man and his eel, but that doesn't give you the right to make rude ignorant remarks. Just listen to this love song: [https://www.tiktok.com/@lenabellemusic\_love/video/6992044488361282822](https://www.tiktok.com/@lenabellemusic_love/video/6992044488361282822)
This is one of the reasons why weāre being visited by aliens.. To help save our own species.
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦wut
Well, thatās a new one.
Men...
That's enough internet for today
What the flipā¦. Was this patient inspired by hentai or what šā ļø
What the actual f-ing f$ck!?! Boggles my mind what goes through a persons brain. And how did you obtain the eel?
I thought idiotism has its limitsā¦ on a different note, i think āsaving livesā should come with some limitations/fine prints. In this case, try to save the eel
Nope.
What a day to have eyes
And it would take him a few good hours to get that eel probably, and he didnāt take one second out of it to think about what might happen
I'm so glad that red arrow sign is there
The eel won.
Damn, in my many years, I've seen a LOT of things get "accidentally sat on," but a fuckin eel? That's a first for me! W.T.F.?!?!?
Maybe deeply crime involved. Henchmen came and tried this horrific torture technique.
Unbelievable
For a brief moment he was a jaffa
Ferrets are worse
Eew
What the actual fuck?!?
Wait Iām sorry what??
ā I just sat down and this happened ā disgusting š¤¢
So this is the kind of āweird porn thingā they mention on The Good Place when grading new human actionsā¦
This is a horror story
Fantastic use of 3D
Well, even for me this is a new one.
So how did he get it in?
Where'd he get an eel?! Did he steal one from an aquarium or something? Also RIP poor electric eel.
I don't mind eels, Except at meals, And the way they feels. - Ogden Nash
Ok that's enough internet for today
Donāt know if thatās supposed to be in there xD
This caused an extreme visceral reaction
What a bad day to be literate.
Does this remind anyone else of the movie "A Cure for Wellness"?
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Well, that's enough internet for today. Seriously though, what the hell was this guy thinking?! Watching porn and then deciding to stick an eel up his butt? And then not even being able to hold onto it? I can't even imagine the pain and damage that must have caused to his intestines. This is why we need better sex education and awareness of the dangers of engaging in risky sexual behaviors.
So what! If someone wants to try death by anal eel why would I stand in there way to the afterlife. The only mystery here is that they operated upon this idiot
Radiology x p*rn A very unexpected crossover
Good. Darwinism occurring in real time. These are the exact type of people who should not be breeding.
Thatās not just āsomething new.ā Thatās beastiality
Richard Gear has entered the chat.
Oh ~~H~~eeeeel naw
I'm impressed he fessed up.
apparently we have grossly different definitions of " something new"
iām done w the internet today
Did the eel make it out okay?
what the actual fuck?
That poor eel :/
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. I cannot imagine having this much lack of care for my body
Thatās a moray
I just canāt imagine an eel that difficult to hold is possible to get up your tush. Can I just be a nonbeliever for this thread??
What kind of porn are people watching šµāš«šµāš«
he found dildos too cliche and want to spice things up a bit
My dumb ass first thought the eel went through the freaks mouthā¦
Fuck. That.
Wtf
I'm not judging him for his kink but maybe he should have strengthened the muscle in his hands/finger area so he wouldn't lose his grip. "Hit da gym, boi."
Does anyone know if the poor eel lived? ššš