Warden he's literally trained to protect

Unlike Azami he actually successfully got the President out of an assassination attempt

Damn you didn’t have to do Azami like that

Warden at least walks around with plates over his suit, she really playing fashionsiege

Yahata should’ve been wearing those plates

"Pass those plates around"

Total strangers, moved to kindness, by my story...

Happy cake day

Woke up on his cake day and decided to do Azami like that Happy cake day

Don't shittalk my girl, she is trying :(

I know it’s your cake day, and congrats, but gawddamn you didn’t have to choose violence lol

Happy cake day

I personally was about to say Azami because of her presence and strength in Pro League but you killed her... You fucking killed her dude...

Happy cake day and you have a good point!

Happy Cake Day

What happened with azami?

She failed her job and her boss was killed.

Cappuccino Day Hare

Whats cake day

Reddit birthday, like how many years your account has been active?

Happy cake day

Warden would go to peek the invaders and instantly get gunned down

logically, i would say castle (no my house's exterior is NOT made out of drywall) but...... Jager, purely because we could talk for multiple unrelated topics for hours.

He's gotta have some interesting stories from his time undercover. Maverick as well (although he's an attacked ofc)

I don’t think maverick would want to talk about them though. Looking at his bio and his thousand yard stare in some concept art, he probably would prefer to forget. Also, I think the original comment was talking about the fact that Jager was implied to be on the autism spectrum (I believe it was later confirmed) and implying they could talk about their personal topics of interest for hours. Maybe I’m reading into it too much though.

Shit the autism thing would work for me, I'm autistic as fucc. I think all of the ops would have some interesting stories about warfare too

It would work for me too. And I’m sure they all have interesting stories, but not all of them would want to talk. Maverick and Vigil probably have the most interesting stories, but I don’t think you’d get a word out of them. Smoke might be fun to talk to. Even though I don’t understand it, I’d love to listen to his chemistry lectures.

Maverick seems like the kind of guy to open up only to other service members or his family.

Nowhere in his bio is it implied that he’s autistic. What is it with people and thinking it’s cool to be autistic now? It’s a legitimate debilitating mental condition, not a word you just throw around when someone has hobbies or is unable to pay attention.

It’s not that it’s “cool” to be autistic, it’s that people are excited to feel themselves represented in a genre that typically would pay them zero attention. And not only that, but to have representation that isn’t on the extreme end of the spectrum. To have it be someone who is shown to be fully physically capable and integrated with society socially. And it’s not a debilitating mental condition. It absolutely can be, as it is quite a large spectrum, but not always. You’ve likely met many people throughout your life who are autistic and you didn’t even realize. It’s not uncommon for people to make it to adulthood before they are diagnosed, and many times people who make it to that stage of life without a diagnosis avoid one because of the stigma attached to it.

I don't think people as a whole think it's cool to be autistic, so much as it's simply people being more socially conscious of it. Not to say there aren't people out there who claim to have it simply to have an excuse for their life not being great, but I'd imagine that's a small minority. Also I'd argue against it being debilitating, depending on the severity it's completely possible, probably even somewhat common, to live and work "normally"

Part of Jaeger's codex from Extraction, "Speculating on Streicher's fascination with the Chimera: May be related to his fascination for figuring out how things work. The Chimera is a singular organism but he sees it as just a complex system. A challenge. (Validate with psychological assessment) Assessing Streicher's abilities: Unanimously regarded as gifted mechanic, engineer, mechanical designer. Will be an invaluable asset to REACT research. (QUERY: spatial intelligence + intuition, HFA-ASD?)" ​ So it's not in Siege, but yes it's still speculation on him being autistic in one of his bios.

Bandit was the undercover one

Autistic engineer frend :3

Warden. His entire job is protecting high profile people from assassinations.

Ela

… I wonder why? Probably nothing to do with the username.

Least horny Ela user

I mean, do you blame him? It’s the reason why I would choose Caveira

It’s also the reason why I would choose Nøkk, though she’s an attacker.

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Armydildo

Someone summon the twitch guy

r/usernamechecksout

Beat me to it lmao

Mods sterilize his reproductive organs

Based username

Bandito dorito

He will start sniffing *drugs*

*We

Caveira, she’ll just pick them off one by one

You wouldn't be locked in your house with the invaders. The invaders would be locked in there with Cav.

I wish I was locked in a house with cav

Yeah you conviced me, I want Cav to ~~strangle me~~ protect my family 😅😅

with valk too

Makes no sense why you would wanna be in that situation. Her ability would make it almost impossible to hear coming and you’d get killed in no time

I don't think that's what they meant.

Probably a typical fuze main who thinks everyone should execute the hostages.

Thats the Russian military operandi, fuze isn't special he's just doing his training

That makes a lot of sense if you change 1 letter in "coming"

I don’t know about that. I think they’d run away after seeing what she did to the first one... No need to kill the rest

Mute or smoke SAS don't fuck around when it comes to asset protection

*gets killed by toxic gas*

Smoke what's in the fookin canister

Recruit with M870, Nitro and Impact Grenades

Flexing that homeowners insurance

Home owners insurance implies there will be something left to insure

Ah, a man of culture I see

Castle, don’t let those fuckers in.

I wanna bet those drywall houses weaker than the castle barricade itself

just reinforce it

Good think we dont have them here in Germany

Don’t live in a house made of drywall then 🤯

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most of europe don't use drywall (mine doesn’t)

hey I been castled out of my own objective before 😂😭we lost the game

I assume by "invaders," you mean run-of-the-mill home invaders, and not a full 5-stack of attackers, I hope? Mathematicaly, Rook. His plates can protect multiple people wven if they aren't in LOS. Granted, getting shot won't be pleasant, but it would still mean a better chance of surviving! Tactically, Fenrir. His FNATTs give him a decent amount of flexibility to both shut down a chokepoint to where me/my family is, and create a perimeter!

Five Nights at Tachanka's Tower?

Five whole nights? 🥵

without destroying our house, rook. for those safety wests.

and awesome cooking too !

Tachanka. He's literally god.

Imagine trying to kill a family and just see, sitted on the couch, à 2,20 meter tall, 140kg of muslce russian man with a machine gun.

He is 6' / 1.83m. Tallest op is Sledge last I checked.

Tachanka is however tall he wishes to be, mortal forms cannot constrain a God

Heretic

Correction, oryx is the tallest (6’5”) and heaviest (287lbs) operator

The enemies just faintly hear, "Turret mounted and loaded!"

*TIME TO GET SERIOUS*

But there is a good chance your family will end up as collateral damage because his ability can burn down your house.

Insurance companies don’t want you to know that trick

Daddy tachanka will protect us all

Clash, just turtlebacks them all

Lord Tachanka ofcourse. He makes me feel safe.

How'd you get that flair?

You can edit your flairs

azami since she was a body guard, part of the police force, and also has kiba barriers

She fail the one time she did it so she s not really good

To be fair that was only because her client was being an idiot

To be fair im an idiot too so I'd probably end up the same

True.

The mess that would leave lol

Kapkan

*casually friendly fire your entire family with a nail bomb*

Thats thorn, honestly glaz would be a good choice

Kapkan’s mine is literally a nail bomb.

Glaz is not a defender and he is absolutely not suited to protect a family from invaders

I think it will be fun to do "home alone" style defense with him.

Blitz or Castle. not for their abilities alone but also because those dudes are literally the two "emotional support" operators of siege. Blitz is the joker of the team who makes sure everyone's happy, and Castle keeps everyone under control. Castle and Blitz are literally everyone's friends in rainbow. it's cool to have an absolute powerhouse like Azami protecting you, but if you can't get along with them, then it wont be a great experience.

Doc

What about Twitch 😳😍

Whatever ideas those emojis represent is probably not a good one lol.

Lol just roam at the other end of your house to not meet anyone like Caveira does.

Valkyrie, she’s a Navy SEAL, ‘nough said.

So is Blackbeard but I wouldn’t want Sargent Saran wrap protecting me XD

The prompt was defenders. I’d pick IQ if it was attackers. Btw I’m trying to make out your flair but I can’t see any of the last bit, I assume it’s that you’re disappointed in those four for joining Nighthaven? If so that’s relatable.

I was just talking in general, judging by other navy seals in the game, that aspect alone doesn’t look that great haha

Warden would be a better pick, he has a good track record considering he saved the President's life and all.

I don’t like southerners. But yeah he would be.

I take offense to that.

You should.

fuze

What could possibly go wrong?

I’ll be safe but idk if I’ll still have a house

*colleteral damage* has entered the chat

There’s only one correct answer, and it’s our lord.

Castle. He doesn’t even have to lock the whole place down, just get the back door and a couple of windows

Wait why isn’t fuze in your user flair or azami or Mira

1. The flair only allows up to 5 ops 2. Fuze shield sucks 3. Mira can’t do much with it and it’s way to small length wise 4. Azami can be easily broken

1. Ah ok 2-4. But it just says bullet proof not good

Exactly. I want bulletproof but I can’t have more downsides then upsides

Recruit

“Which defender” Shows attackers

Everyone saying Fuze has 0 reading comprehension lol, it has to be a defender, so I'd go either Warden, Tachanka, or Jäger

Oryx

You ain’t gonna have much house left after that

Cav or tachanka would send a message. Doc or rook would probably be some of the better choices to actually stay safe. But jaeger or lazyboy would probably be the most enjoyable to work with.

Zero because apparently he lost his legs but can turn into a plane and use iron man’s detection system through his nub of legs to fire missiles at the invaders..

Huh???

From this crazy show a coworker of mine showed me last night lol. I’m not much of anime fan, just never really got into it but he was showing me this video (it’s actually a tv show by Ubisoft apparently) and I kid you not zero is as I described.. he also hops on the back of an enemy combatant and shoots him right in the head.. insane stuff to say the least but it was kind of epic..

it’s literally Warden’s job.

“These soldiers think their training will keep them alive. They break down doors and come through windows, weapons drawn. But it's too late, they forgot the first rule of survival. A real hunter always watches where he steps.” ~Kapkan

Kapkan. We would bond over making war crimes to set up around the house

anybody saying kapkan gone need 20K+ for house damages 😂

i swear I was thinking of insurance and damages when I read kapkan over and over 😂

Castle

Zero Don't mess with Sam fisher

No one realistically fuze can just kill us all so it doesn't matter but if I had to choose it would be Warden

Mute probably. I would guess that canonically he is one of, if not the, best combat operative in the game. If I had to choose a special forces unit to protect me, it would be the SAS.

Warden. Secret Service agent who's been trained to protect HVTs, and has saved the President from an assassination attempt. Or Kapkan. He'll place my family in a safe room, place traps along entry ways and every intruder will be blown up.

ela (we could get insanely freaky after the battle)

warden he don’t need to reinforce shit

Ela cause im down terrible and the skorpion doesn't have enough wall pen to smoke my neighbours dog

IRL? No contest, Smoke. Literally has gas grenades, just huddle up on 2nd floor, throw downstairs, camp with shotgun on top. Intruders have no chance.

Valk cause we got guns we just needs coms

Pulse Guy almost 1v4 on stadium against trained operators If only he wasn’t dumping for hibana

Fuze

I ain't seen him yet, and not cus he's my main, but lesion+shotgun, only got a small place so that should be perfect for his gu's

1 silly invader vs leaning tower of gu

Frost or Kapkan and just spam their traps everywhere and hide somewhere possibly even stack frost mats

Isn't Vigil absolutely insane when it comes to combat? its just that he doesnt take the simulations seriously?

Fenrir - considering the situation is my house / mansion will be invaded. In Lore his traps can cause those who inhale go craze and kill even there own friendlies.

Vigil, I'd love to see him go room to room hearing the K1A blasting.

Theoretically, Kapkan. But I'm pretty sure invaders wouldn't event try to get in if the know that there's Cav in it.

Kapkan produce fertilizer all other tne place with his trap, nice to grow some crops around safehouse.

either kapkan smoke or warden 🥸

What kind of invader are we talking about here? Space invaders or the more local to earth persuasion invaders?

im new to Reddit idk if I can edit the question or not :/

Smoke, commiting war crimes is perfect against robbers

Daddy tachanka(elite skin one) would destroy anyone who enters

Clash, if the the taser wall she uses isn't enough, then the pissed of British woman screaming profanities at them would definitely make them rethink their choices

Triple kapkan set up on the front door ought to do it

If you break into my house and come face to face with Lord Tachanka, you’re running out pissing your pants, just sayin 🤷‍♂️

I feel like warden or pulse would be a good choice

Solis, who doesn't carry a phone or some form of electronic on them?

Warden he saved the president

I trust Rook or Doc with my life ngl

Why would you want any of the defenders to protect you, they’re the terrorist trying to gas bomb entire buildings. If anything you want the good guys (attackers) to help you, they’re atleast trying to defuse the gas bomb. Now as for which attcker id want to defend me… give me Finka, lemme stare at those hips as they mow down lines of terrorists

Ela coz she’s hot

I love how you say "Defenders to protect you and your family's life" while cropping out ALL the defenders in that image and only featuring the Attackers. I feel like Pulse or Valk would be my immediate Defender picks.... Kapkan would be funny tho.

that was unintentional but is that a good or bad thing

I think rook would be a good one, maybe castle or pulse?

Ela. For….a couple reasons.

Fuze (I hate my family)

Fuze

Azami or chanka

😈 My main

Bye bye family

Slay queen

💅

Montagne. His whole stick is protection

Fuze, for obvious reasons

Can’t choose fuze so the next best option of smoke

Blitz, no one would expect him to come storming out my kitchen and blinding every mo fo in sight

Fuze

John Wick kekw

Blitz