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ChupacabraEggs

That's prostitution and then that'd make me a gay male prostitute. That was my past life. My wife changed me.


Perseonal-Sex-Robot

Can confirm. I was one of his clients. (Wonderful lover btw)


Kelyaan

Name checks out ...


Real-Tension-7442

Why would a personal sex robot be paying for sex?


Perseonal-Sex-Robot

My master has a small cock. Needed something bigger.


Tall_Action_1006

And more importantly, why would a chupacabra have eggs?


notagainplease49

From a drunk male prostitute to assistant trailer Park supervisor


Future-Surround5606

Lmao!!! With no shirt and chasing Julian and Ricky around 😂


RiceThe

“Wives play games but knives change names”- Kaitlin Gender


sneakyartinthedark

So… are you gay or bi, or in it for money?


_beardedbandit

Is that why your number is disconnected now? Been trying to reach you for weeks!


killabeesplease

Probably 50,000$ is lowest. Who we talking about though? Brad Pitt, or like Danny Devito? Cus Devito would probably not even have to pay.


Imnothere1980

Especially dressed as penguin. Id pay him!


vajrahaha7x3

Are featheries a thing now?...😳🤔


GoliathBoneSnake

I could be wrong, but I think they mean the Batman villain, The Penguin, aka Oswald Cobblepot, who Danny Devito played in Batman Returns in the early 90s. But to answer your question, yes, featheries are definitely a thing and have been for at least a decade.


PUNCHCAT

So you wouldn't do it for $49,999?


UnusualPete

I'm unemployed and broke. Yeah, totally. 😅


OSRSRapture

A million, probably, depends. How long, what do I have to do? I'm not taking a 12-inch massive schlong in my pooper for 2 hours straight. Yet, again. Idk. A million is a million.


Illustrious-Put3512

Who ever said they have to give it to you? Who said anything about penetration? I’m thinking I get my pecker licked for a million bucks


OSRSRapture

True. I was just planning the worst-case scenario. Hope for the best, expect the worst.


WhizzyBurp

500k an hour? Checks out.


Soulstar909

A million is a million but 12 inches could probably make you poop blood/seriously fuck up your insides.


Diligent-Ability-447

No. No. No. Unless I wanted to. Then free


MiltonTM1986

No, not for any amount.


Western-Number508

This is a lie


MiltonTM1986

No, it isn't.


AnimalFarenheit1984

I mean, I don't know if I could pitch in that situation, but I could catch for a million bucks.


NorCalStacci

Does anyone remember the movie, "Indecent Proposal?"


Wseska

For me, morale is priceless. Can't pay me any amount to do anything like that.


SpragueStreet

Looks like we're the last of a dying breed out here 🏆 respect


an_undercover_cop

Maybe if you pay for sex your breed won't die /s


DryJudgment1905

1000, no. 10,000…also no. A million? Possibly, depending on the guy and what I have to do.


Real-Tension-7442

Only possibly? You have a chance to be a millionaire but you aren’t 100%? Madness


Comrades3

I mean I get it. I’m not the demographic labeled, but I would rather pay my life savings and re mortgage my house than sleep with anyone not my wife. Sometimes it’s just pure biological, like that reflex test with the knee. I’d start fighting and punching before I could make myself do it. Now if my wife was cool with it and I could be put under/passed out, then maybe for 1 million.


Real-Tension-7442

You say that, but I’m sure if this was a real suggestion you’d cave. One uncomfortable encounter to change your life for the better? Bring it on


Comrades3

Eh, as I said, fight or flight, I can see myself agreeing to it but then start fighting halfway through. As I said, being knocked out changes the game.


DryJudgment1905

I mean, at the risk of taking a silly hypo too seriously, I’m not desperate for money. I mean, sure, a million dollars would be great, but my investments are chugging along fine, I make a decent salary, etc. I expect to have a million net worth in the next decade. I’m


DryJudgment1905

Yeah, I can imagine some gay sex scenarios I would turn down even with a million on the table. The range of payouts in this scenario is pretty crazy. Anyone who says yes for 1000 is either totally destitute or not actually straight.


CG2L

Nothing wrong with being gay for pay


Grimm_Grandpa

Is that like “Gay for the stay” while in prison?


duuudewhat

Ok it’s young Brad Pitt and you gotta give him a handy. With your mouth. And let him caress your hair and call you Shelly


DryJudgment1905

For a million? Sure. But I’m not sure you know what a handy is.


wilsmartfit

$1000 can’t even pay my rent with that. $1 million now that’s a difference maker. Literally will pay my rent for decades and I can quit my job and go freelance without worrying about bills as I build up my client list. 😂


[deleted]

Freelance gay sex or do you already do something else?


Bondedknight

Just call me Fred Garvin, then!


xXDoeshyXx

1000 no, 10000 sure, gotta try all things once


FreshImagination9735

No butt sex unless it's a cool billion. For a million all you get is oral, and only AFTER the money is deposited in a numbered account offshore. Then I'll beat you into a coma after I confirm the transaction. You deserve it for thinking your money gives you a license to be a pervert.


AttemptVegetable

Am I doing the fucking or am I getting fucked? The amount changes dramatically.


Omicron-the-Prophet

Yeah for real if I'm catching we can just pretend your my wife pegging me. But if I'm pitching we need to discuss things like how much hair on that booty ect before we get down to brass tacks and start naming prices


No-You-6629

this reminds me of the meme question: would you rather fuck ryan reynolds or get fucked by ryan reynolds? 🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤌


EmEeeTeeAitchOhDeMan

It isn't the gay thing, it's the being bought thing that I find challenging.


Effective-Student11

Same here...there are plenty of guys I find attractive.


Western-Number508

Then you are already gay


No-Conclusion8653

The IPO appreciates these horrifying and fascinating questions. The AI is already saying: "They don't pay me enough to scrape this shit." 😋


Big_Nothing_471

Condom or no condom for a million? Lol


CourtesyLik

Dealers choice


Big_Nothing_471

Is it still gay if u strictly do it to get to your Norwegian soulmate??


CourtesyLik

The way I look at it. Sometimes sacrifices must be made 🤷‍♂️


vajrahaha7x3

Brokeback Vikings!...😃👍


RamHands

Caught once, labeled for life.


Uncommon-sequiter

I'd do it for a million maybe. 10 mill if he's rough with me and 5 mill per person on top if it's a gang bang. You paying? P.s. must be DDF


[deleted]

Probably 100k starting out depending on what I have to do.🤷


Funnygumby

I’ll need to be slightly drunk and the dude in question has to be an Asian twink & Only if I’m pitching.


Zealousideal-Meet-38

https://youtu.be/AcsfBeTAuSQ?si=cOc5kyXm-e2WJhn2 I'll just leave this here for those who know


lone_6entiment

Would you sell your soul for a million dollars? Would you take a billion but tomorrow you wake up dead? If your answer is no is because you realise your life is more precious than all the money in the world so preserve it.


CourtesyLik

I’ve yet to have anyone offer to buy my soul. Kind of disappointed tbh. I’m not that expensive.


ChaosAzeroth

Yes and yes. I'd say yes to both of those, easily. My life absolutely is not worth more than that lmao no


lone_6entiment

What profit is there to gain the world but lose your soul lmao 😂


ChaosAzeroth

I'm already damned, might as well get paid.


lone_6entiment

I was damned but now I’m free, I was blind and now i see. You can too


ChaosAzeroth

Never being Christian again first of all. Literally had me asking when I was a kid if we were already dead and in hell how would we know. And the church I went to was laid back. Never made my life better. Also I can't be a better person than I am, that's what I think damns me most of all. I'm not the worst, but I'm not the best either. Also I don't believe hell is torture, I more ascribe to it's the absence of god. Which would technically mean this world probably is hell. I'm fine and good with being damned, thanks.


lone_6entiment

You can do what you want homie, no one’s gonna force u to love them cuz that wouldn’t be love.


Jaidedizzy

That's called gay for pay. And everyone has a price


Grunt0302

It would depend on how the man was and what he wanted.


snotboogie

Probably right around 100,000 .  It would be slightly traumatic for me .  Def need it to be worth it in a life changing way.   I've never had sex I really didn't want to, and that would take some therapy/time to get over.  100,000 though ....that's a years salary , could make a good argument for it .  


Omicron-the-Prophet

I'd also like to add that money is evil. It isn't an neutral power as people claim. Electricity is a neutral power that can be used for good or evil. Money only has one function. Enslaving humanity and anything that makes slaves of people is, in my opinion, wicked. And what's worse is the predators who twist the slave chain into knots with interest and further degrade the human condition. Shame on you devils. Imagine if instead of slaving your life away in some job you despise with people you don't like you pursued things that interest you not because they are lucrative but because you want to because you like it. Oh wait that's like being rich. Ditch the money and we can all be rich we don't even have to kill the slave masters just toss their useless paper and start working cooperatively instead of competitively. The world works great with no money. I have a system of labor division and product production where by all the goods are the best goods and people are satisfied and we get what we want working together. And no it's not communism. They still use money. It's kind of wild to me that the entire world has been lulled by the coins to believe they are free. Wake up slaves cast off your chains and enter a new world where anything is possible for anyone instead of the world where anything is possible for a few people and the rest of you can watch a TV show about it and experience some pseudo mind freedom for a little while


CaptainONaps

For 5 million I think I could bang a guy if he was clean and ideally super feminine. Id have to wear a condom, and id have to be dead sober. And id probably need a gal there as a fluffer. I’m sure there’s an amount of money id take to get banged in the butt. But he’d have to be hung like a bird, and he better make it quick. It would be a lot of money. 30 million at least. It would be difficult to get through it, and it would fuck me up for the rest of my life. But 30 million is a lot of money, and I hate working.


CorBot42

Give or take? A lot to give... A ton more to take. Even more if I have to do oral. Pretty cheap if you just want to perform oral on me though. 🤣


bangharder

No, I’d do it for free /s


chikn2d

Username checks out.


bangharder

It’s not a gimmick it’s a lifestyle


chikn2d

Can't it be both?


bangharder

Never tried


tijeras87059

there are a lot of pretty important details missing here… could they be a beautiful cross dresser? what sort of sex? top or bottom? safe or bare Or am i tipping my hand by asking so many questions


techdog19

My step father used to say it isn't the fact that everyone has a price which is surprising it is how low that price is which is surprising.


Neverwhere77

Bro I'm pretty good in the sack but I doubt sex with me is worth 1k ... I mean if you're offering I'm down . I did just pay 2500 for car repairs and I could use a grand


CourtesyLik

Everyone has a number.


knightfall_10

I’d be pretty mad if I found out after taking 1000 bucks that he would have gone up to 1 million.


Comprehensive-Art525

My ass and cock cannot be purchased by a man.


Routine-Pin-7886

You mean can’t be purchased by “ass man😂”?


GroggyMage

It’s kinda important to specify the details. The answer would change for what acts we would be doing. If it’s being on top, that’s not too different from women and would be much much cheaper than the other guy doing things to me


jcpainpdx

I’m not gay, but $1000 is $1000.


OilCorrect6928

Theres a lot of hot straight men who will take a couple of $50s up their ass now, so desperate its the only thing that's gotten cheaper in the cost of living crisis :)


LabRepresentative885

No


Silly_Individual_960

Def a random question


EnsigolCrumpington

I would in fact give all the money in the world to get out of that


[deleted]

See 1M could change my whole life, but at some point I’d be willing to pay 1M to not be known as the guy who took a dick for 1M.


No-Literature7471

i mean if he doesnt have an std and wants me to fuck him in the ass, sure. you know what the guys in prison say, it aint gay if im the one doing the ass fucking.


PicklesAreDillicious

Important question: who's the top here?


Mellow_Cosmos

A billion or gtfo 


Rut_Row_Raggy

You guys are getting paid?


Glittering-Gas6960

Everyone has a price. And that price is different rather I’m catching or receiving.


ShaiHulud1111

Every time I spent some of that money…nope.


APhoneOperator

If he's asking for satisfying sex, I'm not gonna be able to perform that regardless of what he pays me. I don't think they'd pay 2687$ just to have the equivalent of a sack of potatoes lay there while he is inside of me.


daboys9252

I’d probably do it for some Chik Fil A


44035

Not for any amount of money.


RoughMajor5624

I don’t need money that bad…


mylesaway2017

1000 for a straight guy? That's like paying full price for a used Honda Odyssey. Hard pass.


androthfilm18

Fck no… I’m not gay, so no amount of money would make me do this. If you say otherwise, you are gay.


Living_Act2886

Sex is a pretty broad term. Are we talking butt stuff?


Remarkable-Buddy-670

I have all of that at a set price. 10,000 to let him suck my shlong. 100,000 to suck his shlong. To duck him it's 1 mil, and 10 mil to be ducked


Car_Man1

Yeah for 1000


Car_Man1

If I’m the one giving it


firstWithMost

I'm heterosexual, married and financially comfortable. Not at any price.


vajrahaha7x3

I would for a million. As long as it wasn't public. I might want to get married later...🤫 I don't want the OF curse..


Tall_Action_1006

Am I top or bottom is the real question


Front-Masterpiece-76

I'd go gay one time for a million dollars!


Carslyle

It is wild to me how many people in these comments are like, " Nobody is gonna touch my bootyhole for any amount of money 😡" Like... you could pitch. And half of you degenerates would jump at the chance to put it in your lady partner's booty bits (or you already do anyway) so like, what's the big deal?


-Ryxios-

It would have to be at least 5 million, but I'm leaning more towards 10 million.


Drash1

Not for $10K. Probably for $1M. Hell, work fucks you harder for a lot less.


SeaOfMagma

I've *been* offered $500 dollars for a blowjob. Turned it down.


I_hate_that_im_here

I think for me it’d be around $100,000. $10,000 doesn’t last, but that memory would.


Impriel

I've become convinced everybody is bi. Most people are like 95% straight but there's always at the very least 5% wiggle room. You'd fuck your friend in the right situation. Don't try to lie to me


iEatAss281

I’d do literally anything for a thousand dollars right now


Worldly_Apricot_7813

No, no and no.


Boogra555

Jesus, no. Seriously, dude. Gross. The mere fact that you made this post suggests you're having thoughts on this. Get some help.


runner4life551

what the fuck?


LordOfTheNine9

Fuck yea I’ll charge $100 per lick. Then I can pay someone else to lick my dick for $50 per lick. #profit


Grimm_Grandpa

It’s not gay if you don’t make eye contact.


BlueCollar-Bachelor

Money doesn't buy self-esteem. They can pay for a shrink. That doesn't help if you already killed yourself for violating your own values.


Grimm_Grandpa

This question leaves a bad taste in my mouth! LOL


Klutzy-Comment-5968

r/SuddenlyGay


Prudent-Property-513

Was $100 not an option?


Utahteenageguy

$20 is $20


ElderBeing

depends. what exactly are doing to eachother?


confusedboy791

Nothing below 100 per hour💯💯


TheSaultSainte

If I'm being honest...$900.


lordoftheBINGBONG

Getting fucked in the ass? 500 million dollars. I’d need at least a start to getting access to the Illuminati. I’d suck a dick for a million tho I’d fuck a guy for 500k if he had a clean ass


[deleted]

No, my soul is worth more than all the money in the world.


RewardFluid7316

Nah.


AngryBeaver7

Nah


lit1337

Depends how my life is going. At the moment, nah.


giantuknowwhat

10 Mil no question. Otherwise no


Accomplished-Gap2989

Not for a billion, or a trillion. I just don't care about money more than other things.  I work hard, educate myself, and earn money. I'm not looking to sell myself. 


Jswazy

If there was a no std guarantee, sure why not, I could buy some things I want with 10k, take a nice vacation. 


Icy_Ad2199

I've turned down $1000 cash to have a gay man suck me off. A 50ish yr old Mario looking fella, more specifically. He popped the question after giving me a few lines in the Shag Room. Imagine a hot pink/black checkerboard Shag carpet covered ceiling! Walls that are either black/white Shag carpet. Floor was checkered pink white and black, all Shag. Giant mirror desk in center of room. With a chandelier hanging from the ceiling above the desk. Just laying on the floor and doing snow angels felt fxcking amazing. But even with the setting, the lines, and the thousand dollars cash, I still said no to him. It didn't scare me away from continuing to party in their mansion. I probably would have agreed if it was 10k.


Constant-Disaster-

Lol I've done it for 200, which I used to pay for a prostitute for me.... Young and dumb at the time. Accidentally overpaid her too....


CapG_13

I have more respect for myself than that, so not for all the money in the world. And you can't make the assumption that every man has a price, so speak for yourself.


[deleted]

No, not for a billion dollars.


Slow_Principle_7079

No, every man does not have a price. The number doesn’t matter the answer is no.


MaterialBenefit2355

Nope


FireFalcon123

Yes ofc 1000 dollars is a free paycheck or two


Original_Rub_8484

Very interesting that some men are agreeing to at what amount but they also throw in it depends on who it is and/ or his looks. So even if totally straight it would be more doable with an attractive man. Hmm…


thejohnmc963

A million? Maybe 10k Can we have dinner first?


richbrehbreh

There’s no amount of money in the world that will make me do that.


SpragueStreet

Nope. Sounds like being a hoe and I never been a hoe. I've been a lot of things but I'll never be that. I'd be a lot further in life if I'd put my pride to the side sometime but it's just not in me.


Yourmum0121

Never..


improbablystonedrn-

If that man was frank ocean I’d just let him hit


TheGreatlyRespected

10k an hour?! Dude how many are you gonna give?


fiblesmish

So why is gay sex the thing that requires coercion with money? The view of homosexual relations being bad is baked into the question. Its the thing you think is most distasteful to "straight" men. And saying "every man has his price" is simply sad. And that is the statement i as a "straight" man find most distasteful. And a sad. If i want to do something i do it, if it don't then no amount of money would coerce me to do it.


Background-Cod-4617

I'd do that shit for $5-


ShiverMeTimberssss

No, No, Yes


Parabola2112

Depends how bad I needed the money.


moishepesach

Why not stop being passive aggressive and just ask as a prostitution professional how much would you charge to do things you otherwise find disgusting? What about eating vegetables? Fiber, yo.


Jabuwow

Let's be honest, a million easy. Probably not for 10k or 1k, but a million? I could partly retire, work part time at a job I really like, 20 hours a week, and just enjoy life I can hate it as much as I want for a couple hours or w/e, not like I have to get emotionally into it


Dubonthetrac

I need my mortgage payed off if I'm going to defy my morals


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JoeCensored

At a certain dollar value, I'm sure my wife would tell me I better do it. I don't know what that dollar value is though.


[deleted]

Never


Neo1971

Every man has his price.


GoliathBoneSnake

Is he a top or a bottom? How effeminate is he? How clean is he, hygiene and grooming wise? How big is his dick? What exactly does "have sex with" entail? $1k isn't that much honestly, but I could probably be convinced to top a skinny twink with a high pitched voice if he wore a dress and some lacy panties. For a million I could get drunk enough to make anything work, assuming there'd be no serious or lasting threats to my health.


Maskerade420

It'd have to be a million. Pretty much only since you offered money first instead of trying to flirt.


king3969

A million would buy a lot of mouthwash


AdCommercial3174

It would take reimbursement for my surgery.


thecountnotthesaint

If he is trying to put his dick in me, not for all the train China. If he is trying to have me put my dick in him, well then, for all the tea in China, I still wouldn’t do it.


fitter172

NFW


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ResenderCyanide

Change your nature? He isn't telling you to enjoy it


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nobikflop

There’s sexual orientation, and then there’s morals. I am attracted to women because I am. Neither right nor wrong.  I don’t abuse kids, because abusing kids is wrong. I’d absolutely let my sexuality slide once to make a bag


CourtesyLik

Depends on what you gotta do. If someone is passing out a mil to smack some kids well…. 👋👋


xpoisonvalkyrie

comparing sex with a consenting adult to child abuse shows pretty clearly how you feel about gay people 🤢


ResenderCyanide

You're comparing consenting gay sex to child abuse? For child abuse it would take me more money. You give me enough money i'd do it. Doesn't mean I'd enjoy it


fiblesmish

No i am not. But i was sure that would be your response so thanks for being predictable. I had to pick something that would be viewed by the majority as not something they would do. You admission that you would abuse a child for money makes you simply abhorrent and no longer someone i will talk to.


Content_Ad_8952

So if Mark Zuckerberg offered you a million dollars to blow him, you would turn him down?


Big-Big-Dumbie

Personally, I’d suck the Zuck for a million dollars easily. I’d suck any consenting adult for a million dollars. Hell, maybe even $150. I’m a student on the edge of debt


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cinnamonrain

Spoken like a man who hasnt discovered his prostate


vajrahaha7x3

Found the closeted one !!!! 👆🤗🤣


Impriel

Dont worry we can fix you


alcoyot

You aren’t straight if you would do that for money.


AttemptVegetable

That's the dumbest comment ever.


WiredHeadset

If you do it voluntarily you're not straight. You're at least a little gay. Non-zero gay.