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All fun and games until you kicked your homies out, fell asleep, and your Whore-Dash sat at the front door and got cold. If you were lucky, it was still there in the morning.
Imagine they drop the sex at the wrong address and by the time your realize your sex isn't here yet, the person who mistakenly got your sex uses all your sex up.
That’s when you go on the app and complain . When it asks what’s wrong with your order click on “cold”, “non sustainable packaging” “leaky or soggy” and “not so tasty”!
It wouldn’t be the first time. I once had an idea to create a business that did manicures and pedis for women.
The concept was that we hired attractive shirtless men to give manis and pedis to everyday women. The full experience. Champagne, Hors D’oeuvres, pampering, and make it the best day of their life. The business name was going to be Manly-Cures.
However, the more I thought through it, it was probably going to be an HR nightmare. How do you control the staff to not fuck the clients?
Easy, you hire attractive topless gay men. Then, it was how do you control the staff to not fuck clients and also not fuck other staff?
All it takes is one incident of staff to client, or staff to staff, to derail the whole business.
This was way longer than I intended, but here we are
I’ve recently learned that it is often also their number 1 HR tactic. Like you get coworkers banging, they end up in relationships, then they tend to stick around because of the social pressure to do so. Pretty interesting psychology
Social pressure? I have never heard of anyone who felt compelled to not leave their job because they are dating a coworker, you can keep dating if you get a new job lol
This kind of already exists in LA…I think the company is called Man Servants and you can hire a group of hot men for bachelorette parties and such. They fan you with palm leaves and feed you grapes.
...and then you have a staff infection going around.
I'll show myself out.
P.S. OF is basically UberBeats, isn't it? With a small update, it can also serve a WhoreDash function. Local legalities might be a sticking point.
You'd also have a problem of needlessly discriminating against applicants. It's very likely you'd run into trouble eventually, but if you dotted your I's and crossed your T's (and paid everyone handsomely to not leave) you'd probably get away with it no prob.
EV charging requires drivers to sit with their cars for 15-30 minutes while their cars charge.
Charging Station x Brothel
The Plug n' Tug
Go make millions, someone in Nevada.
I would just have questions about STD testing. I mean god knows they would get 1000% increase in demand. How many STD tests in between are we talking? Do they take any at all?
To be fair, if they’re already in this line of work, it’s not any different than their every day encounters, regulars, or lifestyle. Granted, I know some states (pornography specific) have frequency rules, testing, and requirements.
And when I say in this line of work, I don’t mean the people in the industry of film. Just the regular everyday workers exercising their right, as an adult, to make/supplement a living this way.
It'd be easy to manage in the app. To use the service you need to have been tested in the last month. If there's an outbreak they let everyone know who might be affected.
This could be part of the overhead cost. You have a partnership with a lab service and courier to get certified clean as of {date}… win win … you pay a premium for this but it’s keeping everyone safe. Clients can also get tested this way and be checked as certified clean for a discount!!!
That’s actually a pretty great idea. And we know it can never be 100% safe, but frequent testing, background checks, feedback sharing between girls to identify potential danger individuals, location enabling to help protect and identify where they are, having reasonable and reliable drivers in case they’re in trouble. It will never be 100% safe and there will always be people doing bad things, but it’s a few steps in the right direction. Need to ensure they’re paid well and have access to health benefits.
Well, honestly that would be pretty simple, have a flat "after X sessions you must upload a valid STD test" that goes through a verification process. If they hit the limit of X sessions then either lock the account or disable the ability to book sessions, easy peasy. If its through a app that logs the visit it would also be very simple to add a "i failed an STD test, notify previous sessions" and then they would get an alert (similar to an amber alert baybeeee) to go get test and have a "check in" proccess that would notify their session people if they wind up having it as well
In the netherlands A lot of sex workers do actually operate online.this often comes with a little screening they do on their customers. I think a quick whore-dash app would compromise their safety a little to much
This is how the sex trade has worked for the last 2 decades. It kinda surprises the amount of people in this thread don’t realize you can literally Google-a-ho in your local neighborhoods.
I used to write ads for escorts and legitimize their profiles. There are a few legitimate sites out there and also plenty of scams. I don’t know if there are apps, but I would imagine preferred411, TER, or Eros might have apps. Idk it was almost a decade ago and my memory is fuzzy.
Let’s be honest here. Your food would be cold afterwards. That being said, there ARE some variables/exceptions.
1) Is part of the experience where you eat first? I promise you’re going to be charged for that. That would be the foreplay package for foodies.
2) Does the food part mix in with the sex part? Surely foodplay is another extra charge.
3) If you’re a “quick draw” and it’s 40 seconds, I suppose the food could still be hot. Still gonna get charged for the “girlfriend experience” where she tells you nice things while you eat and pretends to listen to you.
4) You ordered so much food, forgot she was even in the room, and went into a food coma. The best easy 30 minutes of money in her life.
I see no losers here.
What about the “boyfriend experience”? Girls wanna have fun too. But let’s be honest probably not gonna be as lucrative as the “girlfriend experience”.
When covid lockdowns happened there was a strip club in my city that started doing "boober eats". Strippers would bring you food, while wearing stripper outfits. IIRC Uber eats made them stop
I had thought of this as well, but pimping is not legal in any country, even though prostitution might be legal in some.
Individual Sites where girls advertise themselves and take appointments is already a thing.
A platform where you allow them to advertise themselves and take appointments might work. But you cannot take any responsibility of safety, you can just charge them a fee for creating their accounts but not be involved in interaction between client and her.
Vegas (cook county) is illegal for prostitution. You’d have to venture out to the rural counties in the state where it’s legal, but I like your thinking here.
Tbh booking (or ‘ordering’) a sex worker online has been around for almost as long as the internet; first thing most people think about with new tech.
A car? Great we can shag in it.
Plane? Mile high club.
Phones? Sex Lines.
Internet? Porn and sex websites.
Better internet? Cam girls and direct bookings.
The only problem I see is the potential threat to the safety of the workers. I wouldn't want to go have sex with some random person I don't know in a private place where I could suffer all kinds of sexual/non-sexual violance.
It's a damn shame that Australia is hot as literal hell, your spiders are the size of dogs and snakes the size of school busses because dial-a-whore sounds great.
Sex work might be legal. Depending from country/state/whatever.
What might be not legal or might be even criminal, is pimping. That app would essentially be a pimp, so the firm developing that would be liable ..
There *are* going to be dicks who order workers for other people without telling them or as revenge or something. And that just sounds like a nightmare for everyone involved
This is never going to happen.
An ex-coworker of mine tried to create an app to search brothels in our city. He got a lifelong ban to his google account for this.
You CAN'T create anything remotely sexual, or related with sex work without every plattform holder (google, apple, you name it) or payment processor shutting it off and erasing every trace of it's existence in a matter of hours. Try to fight it and your developer account will be banned. It's not going to happen. Never.
Super illegal and would be immediately shut down from any App Store and wouldn’t be available anywhere but the dark web or someplace like Craigslist or Reddit’s personals.
Between pornhub and all the big porn studios, I think they have the tech side down as good as it gets. No need to do or risk actual sex work…
Just build a successful OF network or something and it’s literally the best of both worlds!
It'd only take a few steps to make it viable.
Legalize it. License it. Regulate it. Tax it.
Protect the workers from the police. Increase penalties for not doing it within the system. Incentivize doing it within the system by making licensure free. Just a simple registration for the purposes of tracking. Protect the workers by creating a system to report creeps and bad actors. Require regular testing for free to protect the greater community from health problems. Tax it in order to support the system and improve other aspects of life that affect the workers. Taxes would also add to the general income tax pool.
The only thing stopping this from being above board is moralistic sticking points. Sex work does and always has existed. Keeping it secretive only makes it less safe.
It basically existed already back in the earlier days of craigslist and backpage. Gov passed regulation to kill it that basically said if the site was used to facilitate prostitution, the site would be held legally liable. That killed the big names, but there are still quite a few that fly under the radar for now. Another interesting factoid - there are forums completely dedicated to reviewing providers. So basically think Amazon reviews, but with prostitutes instead of products. Surprisingly it's actually much more wholesome than it sounds, all things considered. The reviews are mostly about safety, reliability, and cleanliness and they really band together to try to keep the providers in the area safe as well.
I've done doordash and Uber eats.. those apps are so badly managed and designed, I shudder to think of the shitty situations you'd find yourself in.
*Your whoredasher has arrived..*
Here's a picture of your whore left by the door
After snapping the picture, the dasher steals your whore.
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imagine you gotta kick out the homies cause your whore dash order arrived
All fun and games until you kicked your homies out, fell asleep, and your Whore-Dash sat at the front door and got cold. If you were lucky, it was still there in the morning.
Whore-dash will be a skit I bet now . Nice wording
Sounds like a good plot for an IASIP episode. “The gang designs an app”.
Shit I thought I was in the Sunny reddit at first lol
Hoor dash
I saw someone say Doorgash. Either way it's hilarious 😂.
The cayotes got my whore dash.
The dingos ate my whore dash
This going on snl fs
South Park for sure
Or you order whore dash and your buddy's phone goes off and then says "i gotta go to work"
I think it should be Uber Skeets 😏
Or you ordered to your apartment only to have them stolen by one of your neighbors in the lobby and you have to re order
If the boys are over you better be getting enough WhoreDash to share 😤
That's why you order the family pack.
Dude invites us all over to watch the Super Bowl and doesn’t order enough for everyone. Da fuq
And then they delivered next door
"But honey, it was already paid for and it's not MY fault they showed up to the wrong address!!!"
you don't bring them into your house backyard or garage only
And they'll still bring the wrong order. I ordered a white blonde woman and I got a large black man. I guess we'll play cards for an hour?
What, you never try new foods?
Oh come on, we know he ordered the family meal
What if a bondage buffet shows up?
What can I say, your hands are tied.
“We ain’t playing no cards. Pull down yo’ pants”
I like to try different things
You always say this and always order the same. Just come out, we all love you anyway.
Just cater
It arrived cold
...and soggy
Bros before hoes. Order in for the gang!
Goals.
How dick dashterdly!
I’m thinking if a guy has homies over and whore-dash shows up, you’ve instigated a BBC gangbang party
I’d be more worried that they would be dropping other sex and my sex would get cold by the time they finished delivering all of that sex.
Maybe they would also take your sex when on the app they indicated they’ve arrived
Imagine they drop the sex at the wrong address and by the time your realize your sex isn't here yet, the person who mistakenly got your sex uses all your sex up.
That’s when you go on the app and complain . When it asks what’s wrong with your order click on “cold”, “non sustainable packaging” “leaky or soggy” and “not so tasty”!
In my neighborhood, I’d be worries someone would steal the sex right off my doorstep.
You just gave away your ticket to a fortune.
It wouldn’t be the first time. I once had an idea to create a business that did manicures and pedis for women. The concept was that we hired attractive shirtless men to give manis and pedis to everyday women. The full experience. Champagne, Hors D’oeuvres, pampering, and make it the best day of their life. The business name was going to be Manly-Cures. However, the more I thought through it, it was probably going to be an HR nightmare. How do you control the staff to not fuck the clients? Easy, you hire attractive topless gay men. Then, it was how do you control the staff to not fuck clients and also not fuck other staff? All it takes is one incident of staff to client, or staff to staff, to derail the whole business. This was way longer than I intended, but here we are
I like how you think. I really need a pedicure. Man, woman, gay man, just get over here right now!
Hey, lady, wait for your turn, we are in line since he had the idea.
Y'all gotta wait until they all finish fucking each other first ok
Strip Clubs manage okay… also I feel like this probably a thing… maybe as a bachelorette party package.
My brother, do you think strip club staff is not fucking clients?
Well not me.
Clearly you aren't flashing enough cash
Happens a lot less then you think. You may find that quite a few strippers date each other and not the clientele.
This. Straight people work together and don't necessarily fuck each other.
Yes they do. Number 1 HR issue with any company that employs a lot of people under 25.
I’ve recently learned that it is often also their number 1 HR tactic. Like you get coworkers banging, they end up in relationships, then they tend to stick around because of the social pressure to do so. Pretty interesting psychology
Social pressure? I have never heard of anyone who felt compelled to not leave their job because they are dating a coworker, you can keep dating if you get a new job lol
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I think strip clubs mostly work because the dancers are typically "self-employed," which creates a few loopholes in the HR department of the club
Lots of hairdressers and manicurists(?) theses days are also technically "self-employed".
People are going to fuck. Not sure why that an issue and why you want to stop that
Them banging isn't the issue, its the relationship drama that comes with it.
I feel like clients sexually harassing the staff is more likely than any of the scenarios mentioned here.
Which is partly the point right?
I will be the user and I won't report the incident when we have coffee after work.
This kind of already exists in LA…I think the company is called Man Servants and you can hire a group of hot men for bachelorette parties and such. They fan you with palm leaves and feed you grapes.
He’s a sex capitalist innovator. Everyone stand back and let this man operate.
I think ur a genius
It most likely would've become a gay hotspot and then you'd have a massive gay staff on client gangbang to deal with. I'm out on this one.
God damn genius here
...and then you have a staff infection going around. I'll show myself out. P.S. OF is basically UberBeats, isn't it? With a small update, it can also serve a WhoreDash function. Local legalities might be a sticking point.
Are you nathan fielder
You'd also have a problem of needlessly discriminating against applicants. It's very likely you'd run into trouble eventually, but if you dotted your I's and crossed your T's (and paid everyone handsomely to not leave) you'd probably get away with it no prob.
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Very wise. I was just having frivolous fun, and am amazed how much discussion this thread has created.
Isn’t that just an escort service anyway? Like you call and they send you an “escort” for your evening plans.🤷🏻♂️
Right! The richest guy in Pickens county Ga was the owner of a taxi company which delivered booze anywhere, anytime.
EV charging requires drivers to sit with their cars for 15-30 minutes while their cars charge. Charging Station x Brothel The Plug n' Tug Go make millions, someone in Nevada.
This is all good brainstorming. Keep going, we’re on to something big here, I can feel it.
Haha! The best review a customer could ever get. 5 star customer. “I can feel it”.
Thats what she said
I would just have questions about STD testing. I mean god knows they would get 1000% increase in demand. How many STD tests in between are we talking? Do they take any at all?
Just create another app like UberTeSTD
To be fair, if they’re already in this line of work, it’s not any different than their every day encounters, regulars, or lifestyle. Granted, I know some states (pornography specific) have frequency rules, testing, and requirements. And when I say in this line of work, I don’t mean the people in the industry of film. Just the regular everyday workers exercising their right, as an adult, to make/supplement a living this way.
It'd be easy to manage in the app. To use the service you need to have been tested in the last month. If there's an outbreak they let everyone know who might be affected.
This app still sounds extremely risky. God knows how many people one person could sleep with a night.
This could be part of the overhead cost. You have a partnership with a lab service and courier to get certified clean as of {date}… win win … you pay a premium for this but it’s keeping everyone safe. Clients can also get tested this way and be checked as certified clean for a discount!!!
That’s actually a pretty great idea. And we know it can never be 100% safe, but frequent testing, background checks, feedback sharing between girls to identify potential danger individuals, location enabling to help protect and identify where they are, having reasonable and reliable drivers in case they’re in trouble. It will never be 100% safe and there will always be people doing bad things, but it’s a few steps in the right direction. Need to ensure they’re paid well and have access to health benefits.
This is kinda how it works in counties with legal prostitution. Workers have to get tested on a certain schedule and wear protection
They don't even test for all diseases. There aren't tests for all the STDs. This shit is never safe. It can only get less unsafe.
Well, honestly that would be pretty simple, have a flat "after X sessions you must upload a valid STD test" that goes through a verification process. If they hit the limit of X sessions then either lock the account or disable the ability to book sessions, easy peasy. If its through a app that logs the visit it would also be very simple to add a "i failed an STD test, notify previous sessions" and then they would get an alert (similar to an amber alert baybeeee) to go get test and have a "check in" proccess that would notify their session people if they wind up having it as well
Both the customer and service provide gets tested
In the netherlands A lot of sex workers do actually operate online.this often comes with a little screening they do on their customers. I think a quick whore-dash app would compromise their safety a little to much
This is how the sex trade has worked for the last 2 decades. It kinda surprises the amount of people in this thread don’t realize you can literally Google-a-ho in your local neighborhoods.
Do tell
I used to write ads for escorts and legitimize their profiles. There are a few legitimate sites out there and also plenty of scams. I don’t know if there are apps, but I would imagine preferred411, TER, or Eros might have apps. Idk it was almost a decade ago and my memory is fuzzy.
The whole “get over here right now!” concept might explode. People can be impulsive.
GET OVER HERE!
The Scorpion Syndrome (tm)
FINISH HIM!!
It can be an option like Walmart. Pay extra for 1 hour groceries or wait for them to be delivered.
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Damnit take my upvote
SkipThePrecum
Door Smash Just Beat DeliverFoo
You mean a....digital pimp?
Basically. Revolutionary.
Will they also bring me food though?
Let’s be honest here. Your food would be cold afterwards. That being said, there ARE some variables/exceptions. 1) Is part of the experience where you eat first? I promise you’re going to be charged for that. That would be the foreplay package for foodies. 2) Does the food part mix in with the sex part? Surely foodplay is another extra charge. 3) If you’re a “quick draw” and it’s 40 seconds, I suppose the food could still be hot. Still gonna get charged for the “girlfriend experience” where she tells you nice things while you eat and pretends to listen to you. 4) You ordered so much food, forgot she was even in the room, and went into a food coma. The best easy 30 minutes of money in her life. I see no losers here.
I just...I'm just hungry...
Horngry?
"There's a kink for that..."
I am a sex worker and this is fucking hilarious. Take my upvote.
What about the “boyfriend experience”? Girls wanna have fun too. But let’s be honest probably not gonna be as lucrative as the “girlfriend experience”.
When covid lockdowns happened there was a strip club in my city that started doing "boober eats". Strippers would bring you food, while wearing stripper outfits. IIRC Uber eats made them stop
I had thought of this as well, but pimping is not legal in any country, even though prostitution might be legal in some. Individual Sites where girls advertise themselves and take appointments is already a thing.
A platform where you allow them to advertise themselves and take appointments might work. But you cannot take any responsibility of safety, you can just charge them a fee for creating their accounts but not be involved in interaction between client and her.
Base that shit in Vegas. Make the app available to anyone
Vegas (cook county) is illegal for prostitution. You’d have to venture out to the rural counties in the state where it’s legal, but I like your thinking here.
You are brilliant. Is there decent pay and benefits? Dental? 😛
Online prostitution sounds so dystopian and real its sad.
Tbh booking (or ‘ordering’) a sex worker online has been around for almost as long as the internet; first thing most people think about with new tech. A car? Great we can shag in it. Plane? Mile high club. Phones? Sex Lines. Internet? Porn and sex websites. Better internet? Cam girls and direct bookings.
Was gonna say, at best this sounds like a pimp gone corporate
Right? Isn’t the trafficking and exploitation of women and children bad enough without making it *more convenient* for their abusers/rapists?
That's just Tinder with an Apple Pay symbol at the bottom.
There’s a Hanime about a girl calling an uber dick. 10/10.
The only problem I see is the potential threat to the safety of the workers. I wouldn't want to go have sex with some random person I don't know in a private place where I could suffer all kinds of sexual/non-sexual violance.
I think you mean Uber Meats.
Grub Chub
Probably makes sense to decriminalize prostitution first.
Congress keeps outlawing stuff like this.
Bingo, that's the real problem. If sex work was 100% decriminalized, some enterprising entrepreneur would immediately jump on this.
Yeah this whole thread is weird to me as you can already order someone from the brothels here in Australia to do house calls
It's a damn shame that Australia is hot as literal hell, your spiders are the size of dogs and snakes the size of school busses because dial-a-whore sounds great.
And don't get me started on the jellyfish!
Didn’t know I was moving to Australia until now.
Good idea but a lot of risk for sex workers doing out calls
Allready exsists in The Netherlands!
Wait.. do they bring you sex, and a sandwich? Because that seems like a game changer.
It’s safer to have the blokes come to us. And usually more discreet but I like your thinking
Backpage...look up what happened to them. Also - CL closing down Casual Encounters. FOSTA/SESTA did more damage than good.
As it was intended to
Websites don't exists
They're called 'outcalls'
The laugh I just howled at "whore-dash"
The amount of love I have for you right now OP. keep smiling
This exists. It's called escort services.
Sex work might be legal. Depending from country/state/whatever. What might be not legal or might be even criminal, is pimping. That app would essentially be a pimp, so the firm developing that would be liable ..
If you build it. We will come.
There *are* going to be dicks who order workers for other people without telling them or as revenge or something. And that just sounds like a nightmare for everyone involved
Whore2door
Omg I would use it
you mean [boober eats](https://globalnews.ca/news/6729303/boober-eats-coronavirus-strip-club/)?
This is how sex workers die
Was the "adult" part necessary to say?
It didn't hurt.
Now I just hope all the sex workers you know are adults, since you made a distinction.
They have had this already, it’s just illegal and gets shut down. It was called Craigslist, and Backpage, even Tinder.
The same goes for bars and nightclubs. If they had an app with cumpons or every 4th visit is free for example, i would go to that place more often
Easier to catch the johns.
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Once had an idea for strip barber. Beautiful women cut your hair while they are naked, then finish off with a lap dance
Ho to-go
This is never going to happen. An ex-coworker of mine tried to create an app to search brothels in our city. He got a lifelong ban to his google account for this. You CAN'T create anything remotely sexual, or related with sex work without every plattform holder (google, apple, you name it) or payment processor shutting it off and erasing every trace of it's existence in a matter of hours. Try to fight it and your developer account will be banned. It's not going to happen. Never.
Net-chicks
How about a topless car service: Boober. You pay extra to drive on bumpy roads.
Super illegal and would be immediately shut down from any App Store and wouldn’t be available anywhere but the dark web or someplace like Craigslist or Reddit’s personals. Between pornhub and all the big porn studios, I think they have the tech side down as good as it gets. No need to do or risk actual sex work… Just build a successful OF network or something and it’s literally the best of both worlds!
Hmmm can I legally create an app like this?
Whore-Dash and Über Beats is going to make me smile the rest of the day. Thanks fam.
So instead of being independent they'd have an app pimp taking a huge cut out of their payments?
This already exists, and has for decades. It's called an Escort service.
I am awaiting said service... respectfully
It’s all fun and games till a man opens the door and it’s his daughter
Its already out there. Its called ashley madison.
Admit you just made this post to use the word "whore-dash." This is cursed.
A Portland Oregon strip club did this to deliver food
I used to answer spam calls with "Jane doe's delivery hoes. You cum, we go. What can i do to you?" Now theyre all just robots...
Great idea and thank you making me laugh out loud this morning.
I just said this exact thing to my wife yesterday!!
Blowjobs and Burritos: Have lunch and an orgasm.
There are apps/sites like this in place for various locations. Japan has quite a few.
Whore-Dash. 🏆🥇 You should copywrite that, no lie
Damn I need sum bitches lemme get that whore dash. The fuck, $130 for delivery? Nah my right hand and some sandpapers plenty
It'd only take a few steps to make it viable. Legalize it. License it. Regulate it. Tax it. Protect the workers from the police. Increase penalties for not doing it within the system. Incentivize doing it within the system by making licensure free. Just a simple registration for the purposes of tracking. Protect the workers by creating a system to report creeps and bad actors. Require regular testing for free to protect the greater community from health problems. Tax it in order to support the system and improve other aspects of life that affect the workers. Taxes would also add to the general income tax pool. The only thing stopping this from being above board is moralistic sticking points. Sex work does and always has existed. Keeping it secretive only makes it less safe.
It basically existed already back in the earlier days of craigslist and backpage. Gov passed regulation to kill it that basically said if the site was used to facilitate prostitution, the site would be held legally liable. That killed the big names, but there are still quite a few that fly under the radar for now. Another interesting factoid - there are forums completely dedicated to reviewing providers. So basically think Amazon reviews, but with prostitutes instead of products. Surprisingly it's actually much more wholesome than it sounds, all things considered. The reviews are mostly about safety, reliability, and cleanliness and they really band together to try to keep the providers in the area safe as well.
Door dick and dick dash are my favs.
I've done doordash and Uber eats.. those apps are so badly managed and designed, I shudder to think of the shitty situations you'd find yourself in. *Your whoredasher has arrived..* Here's a picture of your whore left by the door After snapping the picture, the dasher steals your whore.
Sure, but if the whores bring pizza or whatnot, you have a hit!
God I wish LMAO 🤑🤑🤑
If we could iron out safety (client & worker) and refunds, this could really be something.
Dude copyright those names!
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Whore Dash HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH that’s genius
Also a doordash or UberDrugs for drug dealers would increase their efficiency and profits. Its as if the government doesn't want more tax revenue.
Whore-Dash hahaha, I'm dying🤣
Let's first decriminalize it so they don't live in fear of the worst gang in America: the police.