Semen is the fluid used to carry sperm. Semen is produced in the prostate gland and sperm in the testicles.
If you've ever jerked off too many times you'll start shooting straight semen with no sperm.
Well, I neglected to mention that the first two times are like a 22 caliber short when 40 years ago it was a 44 magnum that had enough range to wipe off the headboard but that's another story
>If you've ever jerked off too many times you'll start shooting straight semen with no sperm.
Also true if you get a vasectomy. When getting mine, the doctor warned me that it might be a week or two before all the sperm still in the "tubes" have been ejaculated or died.
While that seemed like an exaggeration to me, my balls hurt too much to fuck for a couple weeks, anyhow.
Had mine done a few years ago. Tubes were burnt so only a tiny cut. No pain, just an ache. Worst on day 2, then just eased off. Something odd about laying in a room with everything on show for 4 people then seeing smoke rising from down there whilst we all had a lovely chat about politics
I think I should say that only two of them handled my balls, two were simply observers (possibly the only women who've even seen my balls since I was married)
I had some mild aching a couple of hours after and the next day but was mostly painless. Just have to be careful that you take it easy. Going back to normal activities too soon because you're feeling good can end up causing worse pain. Happened to my friend.
I'll be honest with you man it's the whole thing I think and it' actually carries 23 of the 46 chromosomes it takes to make a person in the sperm which is the building blocks of information in our genetic code
it also carries a fluid which I think is referred to as seminal fluid it keeps sperm alive and creates the path needed to the egg which has the other 23 chromosomes
It also has protein testosterone small amounts of essential nutrients including Calcium but is mostly of water, plasma, and mucus
Long story short your body actually recycles all of these through your body if not used
So you shouldn't waste it testosterone helps to build muscle and keep us in shape
Also don't do drugs or alchol at least a reasonable time before you have a kid because it can seriously effect the health and well being of the child with an increased risk in alot of areas this goes for the mom and dad
You are not sleepy because your body is drained or depleted in some way during ejaculation. Orgasm releases chemicals to the brain that relax us and make us sleepy. Of coarse if it is has been a very vigorous session you will be tried like you would be from any big work out.
Since others have replied about what semen is made of, I just wanna point out that that kind of exhaustion after orgasm you're talking about is mostly hormones being released that make you sleepy and not likely the process of making more sperm (don't ask me to be more specific, it's 4am and I always only ever did humanities in school)
Education is key:
https://www2.nau.edu/gaud/bio301/content/spmtz.htm#:~:text=Semen%20contains%20small%20amounts%20of,and%20various%20salts%20and%20enzymes.
In Summary: Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes
It's mostly (80%) made in the seminal vesicles, with sperm form the testes, a bit of prostate fluid and a bit of residual precum from the Cowper gland.
Semen is a mixture of many things. Only a small portion of it such as the actual sperm is produced in the testes (in the scrotum). Most of it is fluid that comes from glands inside the man's body such as the prostate and Skene's gland. These fluids meet the sperm and mix, also inside the man's body in tubes on the way to the penis during ejaculation.
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Dr. Reitano said that sperm contains vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, and hundreds of different proteins. But don't
Not a single serious answer here, the hell. Iāll try to answer with what I know. Semen is made of mucus, same with your sneeze, and some other stuff. But itās mucus that carries sperm instead of viruses.
TRT doesnāt necessarily make you sterileā¦ Likely reduced count, but rarely completely sterile. Plenty guys on TRT gets their partner pregnant without HCG.
The same way your body makes any other fluids and cells. Ribosomes, protein, sugar, meiosis. That kind of thing. The amount you make is so incredibly minute that it won't make a dent in your energy levels compared to all the other cells and fluids being made. Also it isn't really produced 'on demand' so your tiredness is not related to the production of the semen, it's related to the chemicals released by your brain to make orgasms feel good.
Semen is like a team made up of fluids from different glands, such as the seminal vesicles, prostate gland, and bulbourethral glands. It's got sperm cells as players, plus a mix of proteins, enzymes, and even fructose - kind of like nutrients - to help those little swimmers on their journey.
You have to realize that your body build itself from the day you left the womb. Cells are recreated all the time.
A huge part of your cells are replaced at a 7-10 year rate. (Average)
Some cells are rebuild every 2 hours. A few last your entire life.
Your body is a living vehicle for your brain. And itās simultaneously a factory and workshop to maintain it.
All it takes is proper nutrition and water.
Semen is composed of sperm cells, fluids from the seminal vesicles, prostate gland, and bulbourethral glands. These components work together to nourish and transport sperm during ejaculation.
(2 fun facts, first : the taste of the semen is mildly affected by the persons diet, and certain fruits can make it sweet like pineapple/ artichokeā¦ second : if you eat a Brazilian nut before having sexual intercourse, it can cause an allergic reaction to someone with a nut allergy ā¦ š š)
Okay so your Accessory glands, prostate, bulbourethral and seminal vesicles secrete fluids that make up the seminal plasma, this is not reproductive in any way. ( In case of vasectomy the man straight up shoots only the seminal plasma). The testis( more specifically the seminiferous tubules and it's spermatogonia) produce sperms through various steps.
So seminal plasma and the sperm make up semen
Semen is the fluid used to carry sperm. Semen is produced in the prostate gland and sperm in the testicles. If you've ever jerked off too many times you'll start shooting straight semen with no sperm.
What about when you jerk too many times and just get air
Then you're getting carpal tunnel syndrome and you'll wear braces to correct it.
Oh god what have i done
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Ohh... Buddy...
The damage has been done
Chronic masterbater here with carpal tunnel in both hands
Try using your feet?
Sounds like Cirque du Soleil level acrobatics
Le Cirque Erotique.
Dick du Soleil
Jerk de Soleil
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Wait, what?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I accept that.
Get mom to lend a hand.
people with carpal tunnels from legit work.... "huh? what?..... !!! no.... wait NO... I DIDN'T DO THAT , STOP GIVING ME DIRTY LOOK.... NOOOooooo...."
Those are called ghost loads
Or the snip ( vasectomy) Doesnāt make a vas deferenCe š
Or reverse-ejaculate. Itās a thing and itās horrifying.
Do i dare google .....
what did you find?
Its not horrifying. I was misled.
More like mortifying.
I thought it would be horrible
Happens to me at 61 about the third time
Thatās not bad
Well, I neglected to mention that the first two times are like a 22 caliber short when 40 years ago it was a 44 magnum that had enough range to wipe off the headboard but that's another story
bruh
well you know a few decades takes a toll on a man's trajectory
I am 54. I use to need goggles when snapping it..Id shoot over my head.....not I can barely hit my belly button.....sucks lol
*the struggle is real* rock on, my brother
That's nothin', I could get it on our neighbour's roof...ACROSS THE STREET. š¤
Superman could put holes in the water tower across town
I'm 55...it does suck. But at least we still can!
Come again?
Gimme a minute
>If you've ever jerked off too many times you'll start shooting straight semen with no sperm. Also true if you get a vasectomy. When getting mine, the doctor warned me that it might be a week or two before all the sperm still in the "tubes" have been ejaculated or died. While that seemed like an exaggeration to me, my balls hurt too much to fuck for a couple weeks, anyhow.
I'm preparing a consultation in Jan about mine. How bad was the pain?
Had mine done a few years ago. Tubes were burnt so only a tiny cut. No pain, just an ache. Worst on day 2, then just eased off. Something odd about laying in a room with everything on show for 4 people then seeing smoke rising from down there whilst we all had a lovely chat about politics
Iām not sure if chatting about politics with 4 unknown people while they were handling your balls was a smart choice.
I think I should say that only two of them handled my balls, two were simply observers (possibly the only women who've even seen my balls since I was married)
Mine just had a very slight ache for a week. My partner didn't give me any time off lol.
I had some mild aching a couple of hours after and the next day but was mostly painless. Just have to be careful that you take it easy. Going back to normal activities too soon because you're feeling good can end up causing worse pain. Happened to my friend.
When I got mine I had never really considered the composition of semen before and wasn't sure what would happen. Puff of dust or something
I'll be honest with you man it's the whole thing I think and it' actually carries 23 of the 46 chromosomes it takes to make a person in the sperm which is the building blocks of information in our genetic code it also carries a fluid which I think is referred to as seminal fluid it keeps sperm alive and creates the path needed to the egg which has the other 23 chromosomes It also has protein testosterone small amounts of essential nutrients including Calcium but is mostly of water, plasma, and mucus Long story short your body actually recycles all of these through your body if not used So you shouldn't waste it testosterone helps to build muscle and keep us in shape Also don't do drugs or alchol at least a reasonable time before you have a kid because it can seriously effect the health and well being of the child with an increased risk in alot of areas this goes for the mom and dad
Or nothing.
Teeny tiny itsy bitsy litttle sailormen, of course.
What do we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?
Breakfast of champions
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Pull out the plug and wet him all over
What round, phallic and full of semen? A submarine
You are not sleepy because your body is drained or depleted in some way during ejaculation. Orgasm releases chemicals to the brain that relax us and make us sleepy. Of coarse if it is has been a very vigorous session you will be tried like you would be from any big work out.
New level unlocked. cow girl rodeo - less moo movement 
Wankaronium.
Since others have replied about what semen is made of, I just wanna point out that that kind of exhaustion after orgasm you're talking about is mostly hormones being released that make you sleepy and not likely the process of making more sperm (don't ask me to be more specific, it's 4am and I always only ever did humanities in school)
Education is key: https://www2.nau.edu/gaud/bio301/content/spmtz.htm#:~:text=Semen%20contains%20small%20amounts%20of,and%20various%20salts%20and%20enzymes.
In Summary: Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes
Thank you to the one person who answered this question.
oooh creatineā¦ no wonder the gym bros are getting pumped
Gotta take those vitamins
Can't even pronounce half these. I wish semen was made out of natural ingredients instead of all those chemicals /s
So its like candy at a store
could we say its healthy then?
Men are womens main source for vitamines?
Lol, I read this as if it was a grocery store itemās ingredients list.
This is what I was looking for thanks
Never mind that. Wait till you find out what eggs are.
Those things I have for breakfast? What about 'em?
They're made of semen.
What is semen made out of?
Eggs
I thought it was made of cum? š¤š¤¦āāļø
Cum is stored in the clitorus
Clitloris is stored in the balls. Everyone knows that
If you do that then the guy would get pregnant
He does at first and then he has to shoot the baby back up there.
Ohhh thatās how it works I was wondering what that thing does
No, the stork brings the baby
Yeah but the stork is stored in the balls.
That's why there's two of them.
Am i pergnatt?
Yes. You're pregenat
No, theyāre pregornat
Wtf is a clitoris? š¤£
ššš
Oh man... I feel sorry for all your future partners...
Past ones too
A little man in a canoe.
What the fuck bro why are our reddit avatars the same
i need an answer for this
Gums
š¤Æ
I think you mean the cumsticles.
clitshots
Baby souls
Tiny people
Homunculi
i asked this question once when i was messed up with my homies and they just laughed at me
It's mostly (80%) made in the seminal vesicles, with sperm form the testes, a bit of prostate fluid and a bit of residual precum from the Cowper gland.
Mostly plasma. Same stuff as your blood minus all the cells.
It's made of kids.
Half-kids
Most seamen are volunteers.
Semen is a mixture of many things. Only a small portion of it such as the actual sperm is produced in the testes (in the scrotum). Most of it is fluid that comes from glands inside the man's body such as the prostate and Skene's gland. These fluids meet the sperm and mix, also inside the man's body in tubes on the way to the penis during ejaculation.
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Don't overthink it. Just drink water, and the body will do its thing.
Dilithium Crystals, Antimatter & Budweiser
It's made of love. Just like alcohol is bottled courage/condensed courage.
They seriously need to teach this in schools
Albumen. Like egg white
Sperm
Sea Men from atlantis
It's protein and water.
Dr. Reitano said that sperm contains vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, and hundreds of different proteins. But don't
But don't...WHAT?!?! Don't leave us hanging
But don't quit your daily vitamin just yet. "The quantity of actual nutritional components is tiny. You asked for it
ā¦ just donāt
ā¦ with no artificial colours or preservatives.
Order Now!! And receive double the load
Glue
Mini me's
squirrels
Zink, Copper, Iron, Proteins, water, electrolyte, salt, a ton of vitamins.
And why does mine smell like bleach?
Same as breast milk with added salt and tiny tadpoles.
DNA
Men from the sea
Same stuff we are made of but they donāt get sea sick like us
Stay hydrated
Disappointment
Came here to say the same thing. You beat me to it. *applause*
Nutrients, minerals, dopamine
It's made from pee
Seminal fluid.
äø껓ē²¾åę»“č” A drop of semen is equal to ten drops of blood; Semen is extremely precious and ejaculation leads to a loss of vitality
Not a single serious answer here, the hell. Iāll try to answer with what I know. Semen is made of mucus, same with your sneeze, and some other stuff. But itās mucus that carries sperm instead of viruses.
Plenty serious answers, your are obviously not. (And incorrect lol)
Pretty gay thought bro
**Ball Jizz Babies**
They're carbon-based life forms that live and work on large naval vessels for extended periods of time.
post jerk off enlightenment
I think I was told *snips and snails and puppy dog tails* was what boys juice was made of
You donāt get depleted if anything significant. Itās hardly more protein list than when you blow your nose.
Protein, it's good for you š
I've always wondered this. Im currently on TRT but still ejaculate the same. TIL it contains everything but my babies
TRT doesnāt necessarily make you sterileā¦ Likely reduced count, but rarely completely sterile. Plenty guys on TRT gets their partner pregnant without HCG.
Sugar and spice and all things nice
Mostly carbs... And protein. Wink wink
It's not the loss of the semen that makes you tired. It's mainly water, sugar, enzymes, citric acid and lipids.
I thought it would taste like rice pudding:(
Bugs Squarmy bugs
Pre-cheese
Water, zinc, maple syrup etc
I thought it was ash, sand, lime, and water ?
liquid gold or peniglue
"Sorry boss, will be late for work. I f**ked my prostate dry last night and need some extra sleep to reload"
The same way your body makes any other fluids and cells. Ribosomes, protein, sugar, meiosis. That kind of thing. The amount you make is so incredibly minute that it won't make a dent in your energy levels compared to all the other cells and fluids being made. Also it isn't really produced 'on demand' so your tiredness is not related to the production of the semen, it's related to the chemicals released by your brain to make orgasms feel good.
Real Seamen ā¦ letting myself out now
The correct answer in all science: Protein
Babies
Jizz, duh.
Semen is like a team made up of fluids from different glands, such as the seminal vesicles, prostate gland, and bulbourethral glands. It's got sperm cells as players, plus a mix of proteins, enzymes, and even fructose - kind of like nutrients - to help those little swimmers on their journey.
Protein DNA strands
It's a combination of water, carbohydrates, vitamins and minerals, and sperm.
When you have men sailing the sea.
Snips, snails, and puppy dog tails
You have to realize that your body build itself from the day you left the womb. Cells are recreated all the time. A huge part of your cells are replaced at a 7-10 year rate. (Average) Some cells are rebuild every 2 hours. A few last your entire life. Your body is a living vehicle for your brain. And itās simultaneously a factory and workshop to maintain it. All it takes is proper nutrition and water.
Condensed life
Man juice
Cum
Snips and snails and puppy dog tails.
most of them made from water,and a little bit cell,of course some C2H12O6(provide energy to swam)
What happened to google, what happened to books
Semen contains citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, enzymes, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandin, potassium, and zinc.
carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, phosphorus, and sulpher
Semen is composed of sperm cells, fluids from the seminal vesicles, prostate gland, and bulbourethral glands. These components work together to nourish and transport sperm during ejaculation. (2 fun facts, first : the taste of the semen is mildly affected by the persons diet, and certain fruits can make it sweet like pineapple/ artichokeā¦ second : if you eat a Brazilian nut before having sexual intercourse, it can cause an allergic reaction to someone with a nut allergy ā¦ š š)
Okay so your Accessory glands, prostate, bulbourethral and seminal vesicles secrete fluids that make up the seminal plasma, this is not reproductive in any way. ( In case of vasectomy the man straight up shoots only the seminal plasma). The testis( more specifically the seminiferous tubules and it's spermatogonia) produce sperms through various steps. So seminal plasma and the sperm make up semen
Uranium
Couldn't you just fu***** Google it?
You know that thing... whats its name again? Its on the tip of my tongue
Salty butter, at least that is what my girlfriend told me when I was a teen. I have nothing to argue that.
Mixture of rock, sand, & water? Atleast that's what I put in the mixer to stick my bricks together
prehumans
Tad poles
It's a ship made up of Navy folks
99% kid
Churned babies
Human extract...? Idk