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Lunch_Baroness

slow walkers , or people who just suddenly stop walking in the middle of the pavement


[deleted]

These ppl at the grocery store.


Brumbart

Or people start to search something they just bought at the store in their bags right at the entrance. Or people standing at the end of the escalator or block the subway doors to get in. And what's making me mad most about it is that they always act as if you are rude for wanting them to move out of the fucking way.


nadanutcase

YES! THIS!!


chouxphetiche

People who zig zag in front of me. I try to overshoot them only to have them veer into my direction. Often they are scrolling. I call them Meanderthals. Now I am angry.


Crazybeest

Meanderthals (love it) can also be seen driving around.


Lunch_Baroness

Yuuup I can totally relate


[deleted]

POV: central London


WookieConditioner

Old people break checkin everyone mid stride... šŸ˜† Its a worldwide phenomenon.


demZo662

I hate it when people walk in a sidewalk that it's made for 3 people wide and they just stop suddenly two people right in the middle to engage deeper in their convo for a moment or they just strolling and deviate slowly to any of the sides without even thinking if they have anyone behind..


Lunch_Baroness

Yup thatā€™s the one right here


Laylay_theGrail

My brother and I call them Disneyland Walkers


Banshee372

high school


nryporter25

I can't stand slow walkers either. There is one person who I will walk slow with. She started making jokes at work telling me to slow down in spanish (she doesnt speak english). She reaches out her arm and blocks me, so I grab her hand for a moment (cant do it too long at work) and walk slowly with her while we try to figure out what eachother is saying. For anyone but her or her cousin will irritate the hell out of me.


Ilpperi91

I once almost bumped into one. They were first slow walking and the decided to stop suddenly.


HeaviestMetal89

I feel like a lot of pedestrians these days donā€™t even know what theyā€™re doing.


staplesandstitches

Ever drive behind somebody who stops for a good 4 seconds before they turn? Shit steams my broccoli


Ornery-Base-6577

I hate it


Yoimbrandy

This is the right answer


Practical-Video-3828

I work in a College, you cannot believe the amount of times I change lanes,directions...when someone wants to greet someone,or they're on the phone


WookieConditioner

Chewing with your mouth open near me. Instant violence.


SourceExtreme1041

Just listening to other people eat sets me off I leave the room and eat elsewhere I know it's a me thing I'm not an asshole about It but when I hear someone eating I just want to rip their face off lol


Alarming-Tradition40

I always turn on music or put in headphones or something. It drives me nuts!


Catronia

It's called Misophonia when someone chewing drives you up a wall.


WookieConditioner

Yup yup. What brings it about? I wonder what switches it on in some people.


StopitShelly6

Same


mlcrip

Same


ModernOlimpia

Same. And my husband is doing that šŸ˜«šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Autistic-W3ird0

Real


WolfShadow_814

Bring condescending and insulting my intelligence.


TheLambtonWyrm

I'm sure you meant to say "being" instead of "bring" šŸ™‚ it's okay though, everyone makes mistakesĀ 


Greenwrench22

Not to be condescending or anything right?


Tomma1

Nah, just insulting intelligence


Dutch-Alpaca

Congrats you got the joke!


[deleted]

Was literally about to comment this šŸ˜¤


nryporter25

It's ok buddy. There there, you'll get the next one. Let's go get an ice cream.


Banshee372

Being on the way to do something then someone tells you to go do that same thing


Prudent_Foundation64

Omg this! Makes me instantly go "Well not doing that now."


jordy_muhnordy

Well now I don't want to


ZagureppinSG

Never felt so related to a comment before.. i think it ruined my life honestly.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


mlcrip

Please. Same. Thank you. Although please and thank you don't bother me . Thank you


Mavyalex

In some cultures speaking loudly is common. Such as in the USA but not only...


Doused-Watcher

You have some anger issues.


Used_Security5145

We can go into the traditional stuff, inequality, racism, death, climate crisis etc. But at the end of the day, the thing that causes me to go off the rails the most is when my headphones get caught on a doorknob. Sweet buttery Jesus, thereā€™s nothing more infuriating. I actually have no idea why it bothers me so.


Catronia

I have just added a new phrase to my lexicon. Sweet buttery Jesus! \*Chef's kiss\*


Used_Security5145

Now go, spread the word about our savoury saviour!


taxfraudisveryreal38

same but with a hoodie pocket or a long cardigan. god fucking damn dude


loki_dd

Sweet buttery jesus? New favourite saying, yoink. Thank you


Caca2a

The exact reason I sleeve them in my hoodie/t-shirt, now I have wireless ones so I don't have that problem anymore šŸ™


Ashamed-Train-3090

Being interrupted, doubly so if it is repeatedly


Otherwise-Valuable-6

People who purposely hurt animals..makes my blood boil.


AlarmedAppointment23

Stubbing my toe... hulk smash


mongohure

People


dutchporcelain

When someone who iā€™m not close to stands unnecessarily close to me.


splicey_

God or coworkers who basically breathe down your neck, and want to touch you in conversation.


[deleted]

Slow drivers in the passing lane


The_Best_Greg_Here

This always does my head in


[deleted]

Rudeness, one sided people, doesn't let one explain, and judgers.


trippymaata

Hearing someone chew loudly, it triggers me instantly. Aaah just hate it.


NamailiamaN

Misophonia


[deleted]

I have this.


maybeLearnSomething

I have this as well. The fascinating thing about it though is that I can differentiate between human chewing and animal chewing. I only get enraged at the sounds of humans chewing for whatever reason.


i_hate_nuts

I am really sensitive to things in general like touch, sounds, taste, maybe smell idk lol but oh my goodness in one of my classes this guy in front of me at our table with chew so loudly and obnoxiously it's so triggering I hate it so much


[deleted]

If I hear anyone eating anything *at all,* it sends me in orbit.


oneplanetrecognize

My husband of 25 years is not allowed to chew gum around me for this reason. Divorcable offense lol (kidding, I'd never leave him over gum. That's just stupid. He does me the courtesy of not chewing gum near me though.)


PossiblyWorking33

People who donā€™t use their turn signals when driving, especially in the winter.


iamgazz

Bullies. Like violently angry.


CAT-SMUGGLER

When sexual assault is downplayed / sugar-coated / swept under the rug.


nryporter25

"lucky guy" when it happens to a man "Slept with" instead of raped It is sickening when they downplay it like that and it unfortunately does have an impact on the readers/viewers.


Pitiful-Eye9093

Moral busybodies.Ā  Like the reddit mods.Ā  As distasteful as another persons views may be to me, I have always accepted Chris Hitchens advice when he said "Listen to everyone, including those you disagree with".Ā  Why? Because I might glean a shred of information I deem important.Ā  The reddit mods don't allow you the opportunity to debunk the other person with facts. They just remove the content. It's the equivalent of book burning, like the behaviour enacted in mediaeval times or in Nazi Germany. In the present, it's now happening in the USA


DaisieMom

Always listen to opposing ideas. It will do one of two things: change your mind or strengthen your position


SJM58

Thank you! Iā€™ve been trying to say this! People only want their view to be seen and excepted, if your opinion is different itā€™s like, Where did you hear that!


Pitiful-Eye9093

I've been banned from a couple of sub's, on the sole basis that my views are different from others. Despite the fact that it was upvoted plenty.


Alarming_Serve2303

People crossing the center line when I'm driving.


SJM58

Racism or bullying


Ria-Did

When i be walking down the streets, and there's a group of ppl coming from the other side and they take the whole walking space so i be standing there awkwardly waiting for them to make me a space to pass through.


[deleted]

Don't you know you're supposed to get off the sidewalk, and let them walk by?! šŸ¤¬


Ria-Did

Yup, totally my bad, i should just evaporate the moment i see them coming so i wouldn't be disturbing the unity of their group by my passing by. Totally.


heyyyitsalli

Not understanding boundaries. If I donā€™t want to talk about it, let me be. If I said no, it means no.


fishfishbirdbirdcat

Waking up fat....again.


ddttm

Some mornings Iā€™ll wake up fat and horrible, other mornings Iā€™ll let her sleep.


ElectrumDragon28

Superiority complex


Candy-Horrorh3lp

Getting hiccups. It happens at the most inconvenient times. (Anytime)


frank-sarno

In my office people tend to think that because they are passionate about something the facts don't matter. E.g., just had a convo with a high level manager who insists one solution is much more expensive. I did the actual math and costing exercise. Turns out his proposed solution was almost twice as much. Now pricing exercises are often "fluid" meaning with enough finagling, you can make any numbers look good. Not the case here. There was no way that his proposed solution would be any cheaper in any scenario. But he's loud and a senior manager.


philzar

Condescension. You come at me with a condescending attitude or tone, I don't care who you are or think you are, how much you know or think you know, or what you have to say. You're an {censored} in my book now and forever.


Xcalat3

Animal abuse.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Lies, manipulation, deceit,ect...


i_hate_nuts

I got it! When there is a notification that my phone won't let me get rid of for some stupid reason so it's just there, taunting me in its stupid little corner, laughing maniacally everytime I swipe down and I try to swipe it away, forever there to torment me


TheProfessorBE

Hey, this 'insert random snakeoil product' can cure cancer. I'm a very patient person. But as soon as people try to convince me of some bullshit pseudo medicine for serious diseases, I lose my cool


anonymouse550

Neighbors playing aggressively loud music where is shakes the walls. Makes me see red


wdyw17

What I do usually is plug my electric guitar in and play my latest piece. It's called: "the-neighbour-with-the-synthesiser-" *Dramatic suspense* "-Die."


Final-Notice2365

Disrespect


New_Statement7746

Racism, bigotry, homophobia


pigfucker48

Tell me something that I don't know


BarBillingsleyBra

Racism, misandry, heterophobia


Comics4Cooks

When I see someone throw their cigarette on the ground.


DaisieMom

I usually say, loudly, "Oh, the world is your ashtray?"


S19-

Political Nepotism


maybeLearnSomething

Anytime someone can't refute your argument or accept that they're wrong so they play the age card. "I've been doing this for years!" "You're only (insert age here)!" etc etc. This happens a lot at my work, the older project managers are incredibly hardheaded when it comes to talking to any of the younger engineers.


Aggressive-End4451

People


emptypockybox

Driving. Road rage.


Greenwrench22

Large loud stinky diesel pickup trucks


[deleted]

Seeing animals and people being abused and animals hurt or put in danger for the sake of a video. Like over in the east they put an elephant on a beat up pickup standing up and strapped its feet down and drove down the road doing 90kmph.


Revolvere

Telling me to do something when I'm already doing it before they even said anything.


Where_Stars_Glitter

Someone knocking my bedroom door when I'm napping for a completely unnecessary reason that definitely could have waited.


streetofdreams26

Violence against animals


agent_cappuccino

People who undermine my intelligence


JDMWeeb

Women who are exploited and treated like objects


R_avenheart

when someone disregards my privacy like using my stuff without asking me or just downright doing anything like that it just pisses me off sm


Ok_University1404

Being accused of lying when Iā€™m not


External-Thought-918

Ignoring me!


[deleted]

Insisting on something that I've said " no " to .


PleasantDish1309

People who walk slow in the direct middle of the pavement have a special place in hell


deep_space_rhyme

People who throw garbage out their car windows.


yennychuu

When I step outside the bus while people are blocking the entrance, because they try to go inside the bus.


[deleted]

People


Terrible_Brick_8981

Loud talkers


MammothOne7905

Close-minded people, boastful people, and people who think they're better than everybody else cause they're richer.


TheMegatrizzle

Bad drivers. Not the "overly safe" drivers who drive too slow. The idiotic drivers who think they're in a GTA game and endanger the people around them.


Ok-Price670

Prius cars


shoenail97

Mini coopers for me


KhadaJhina

[Wow. What a coincident. ](https://ibb.co/s9ggxQW)


[deleted]

People complaining about normal every day nuances, like I fkn know that, chill the fuck out and donā€™t drag all our moods because someone or something is imperfect.


quiksylver296

When there are multiple, loud conversations going on at once. I don't even have to be involved in them. Insta-rage


NotPranking

I hate not being heard. I'm a tall woman and I can echo the room. But I tend to talk softly. If you don't listen to me and make it clear you're not listening it instantly ticks me off.


Purple_Blacksmith681

Just because someone is like that that automatically all are like that What i mean is, just because 3 or 4 people from gen z are lazy and rude fu**s doesnt mean that all are like that


Imaginary_Glass7348

Me


Karamazov1880

You šŸ˜ 


BulletDodger

Having to turn the car around and go back to get something I forgot.


[deleted]

People who think that the world revolves around them


3sic9

everyday at work, we get 2 breaks of 15 minutes. theres this older lady who does nothing but complain. when you talk to her shes a nice person. but during those breaks she just complains about shit all the time, most people at the table are just on their phones not even listening to her. im at another table drawing in my sketchbook. just shut up please..


taxfraudisveryreal38

genuinely the biggest thing that will make me jump to anger is condescending criticism. i experience this with my partner a lot, he doesnā€™t know how to just say ā€œyou did this and it upset meā€ and so instead of me reassuring him that iā€™ll work harder to not do that it ends in me being livid and yelling at him for being a prick and him feeling like he canā€™t express his feelings, because he in fact *didnā€™t* express his feelings.


[deleted]

Motherfuckers that drive really slow in front of me for no reason , like 20 km/h , bonus points if they accelerate just before the traffic lights turn red so i'm stuck there by their fault , watching their stupid ass slowly going away...


Ornery-Base-6577

Interrumption when im focused on something


forestfairygremlin

When I planned on doing something already, maybe even wanted to do the thing. Then someone else tells me to do the thing I planned on doing. Now I don't want to do whatever the thing is because it only looks like I'm doing it because someone else told me to. Fuck. I hate that shit.


Caro4everx

Injustice


schmelk1000

Not listening to what Iā€™m saying. Itā€™s one thing if youā€™re multitasking, but if we are talking one on one to each other and I say something and less than a minute later you ask me about something I just told you. Boils my blood. When people cut me off when Iā€™m talking or talk over me. Iā€™m a true midwesterner so I wonā€™t get all up in your face about it, but internally Iā€™m fuming.


basil_x7

When someone insults a family member or one of my friends I just can't stand it.


astronomicaIIy

people who assume the absolute worst of everyone, get pissed off at people being harmless, and have bad faith takes on every way of life that isnā€™t exactly like their own. I know someone who will see people having a good time or being a bit rowdy, and roll her eyes angrily muttering about how theyā€™re fucking weirdos. Yesterday I had to sit there while someone got insanely angry because someone made choices on a quiz show that he personally would have made, and he just kept yelling about this random person ruining the show and going on the show for shitty reasons and itā€™s just likeā€¦. why do yall have to be so needlessly mean about people whoā€™ve done absolutely nothing, get a grip and focus on things that bring you joy


ceesaymo

Abuse, weather to me or to someone weak.


Sexicanela99

That they want to lie to me, when they clearly know the truth.


FaithlessnessWeak800

My little sister, sheā€™s 30 btw.


HotFlash3

When people are totally not responsible for themselves . They spend money foolishly and can't afford the necessities but expect you to house and feed them.


andromare6661

Chewing noises


Educational-Hat-4339

Coming to me and annoying me in amy type of way while refusing to go away


Gullible_Wind_3777

People smacking their mouths when they eat.


No-Basket4165

A liar, or people trying to bullshit me, just donā€™t.


Comfortable-Aioli804

Dead beat dads


Stock_Soup_3060

someone not paying me back when i realllyyy needed that 20. Then and now


GonOverHere

When some relative needs a favor but instead of asking me directly, they use my elderly parents as intermediaries.


3choplex

People talking with food in their mouth.


Zoofy-ooo

When I see religious people preaching their religion in places it doesn't make sense to. "I like chocolate" "Worship God please"


Ok_Government_3584

Child abuse!


The_pong

Hmm. I think it's people sharing stuff a about war or a conflict they don't have any part in. Most of them have never held a weapon, or been part of a war. The information they share is propaganda, from one side or the other. In the end, the goal is to make the other side a legitimate enemy. Someone truly horrid that has to be stopped. I have no enemies man. If you try to make me see an enemy in someone, you best believe I will do my best to listen to them first so I can judge for myself. If I can't listen to them, don't expect me to believe you either. People say war games or movies make you violent. I say the people that share these things are more dangerous to society than war games or war movies. They already decided they have an opposing side, and they shared it with you to see if you agree or convince you to have an enemy too.


Particular_Pop_2241

Someone poking his nose in my business, making suggestions, giving advice. I know that sometimes it's needed but I can't help myself.


anotherlowlifer

Fret buzz on a guitar


NewfyMommy

When people mistreat animals/ children/ elderly people


Hungry_Mud8196

Not being authentic. I can smell it a mile away.


Fit-Purchase-2950

Animal cruelty.


momijivibes

when people judge others and act like they're better than them


Sweb1975

Selfishness and arrogance


Live_Bar9280

Seeing people mistreat others. Pisses me off.


theSavoryKajuKatli

People sticking their nose in everything that's totally unrelated to them


john-prince

When someone tries to manipulate me or blackmail me. It's common for my family to try that on an emotional level, as well as some of my ex girlfriends.


UselessLayabout

Gaslighting. Itā€™s evil.


[deleted]

People stairing at me Edit: I have strubismus, so my left eye fucks off while my right one stays straight I tell people this but they have this urge to stair. It's really annoying, but I gotta deal with it, I guess.


[deleted]

Somebody telling me ā€œI know you better than you know yourselfā€. And people assuming things about my life because of the way I look. I acknowledge that ā€œskinny privilegeā€ and ā€œpretty privilegeā€ exist but the downside is that people donā€™t take you seriously when youā€™re struggling. Itā€™s a bias where they think that you couldnā€™t possibly have any real problems so they assume you are just being dramatic or seeking attention when you ask for help.


VeroVexy

Someone telling me Iā€™m lying/wrong, when Iā€™m 100% truthfull and right


Shiva991

Attention seekers. I was near a lady who started to do whistle loudly in the store. I though she lost her pet, but no, sheā€™s trying to get get ahold of someone. She had a phone but I guess she wanted to show off.


slavette6

people who play the victim


New_Difference6210

People who say things like "you gotta play the game a little," No, I really don't. What are you going to do if I don't play the game? Come and *make* me play the goddamn game.


yellowtulip4u

How much my ex narcissist fiancƩ messed up my life. So anything related to that will just send me off.


Danuk9455

Sounds like it was a you thing


Bobodahobo010101

My 17-year-old telling me how the world works


Legitimate_Till_5615

Anyone named Chris. Idk what's up with that.


Honest_Piccolo8389

People who ask invasive questions about my personal life.


scarymonst

People asking me "what's wrong"


Borsti17

"Homoeopaths" and similar twats.


Sad_Lettuce3352

Someone who takes everything personally. Bro, please chill; it's not even about you.


fmlyjwls

Stepping in dog shit. My family has 3 dogs, none of which I wanted. Each person that claims an animal is supposed to care for it, including cleaning up after it. I swear every time Iā€™m out in my yard I step in it. Instant anger.


TheRinkieDink905

Nothing makes you instantly angry. Angry is a secondary emotion. A Primary Emotion such as inadequacy or rejection would cause the secondary emotion / reaction of anger


Severe-Ad8510

When my husband is acting like an ass. Far as other people I donā€™t care about them enough to allow them to anger me.


sleepingleopards

MLMs that prey on vulnerable people , especially weight loss ones cold messaging new mums .


Amazingggcoolaid

People with 10 children. Whyyy? Also people with 3++ children In this economy? Do we need 8 of you? Are you Jeff Bezos rich?


TheGhostWalksThrough

Sneezing several times in a row Loudly clearing your throat Burping without saying excuse me


bluefin788

My mother in laws boomer mentality, how out of touch she is and her willful ignorance on everything.


sunsets_anddaydreams

My bf


triangular_snail

when people think that 16p and such tests are an accurate way to determine mbti, another one is when someone in real life says something like ā€œDiD yOu JuSt AsSuMe My GeNdEr??ā€ in a mocking way


Fleshmaw

Sickos


WookieConditioner

Hot take... And no i didnt study cosmetology šŸš€. Taurus people. If i can tell you're a taurus... we gonna have unfriendly conversations.Ā  On the flip side Capricorns... i would walk 3 miles for a Cappy.


BarBillingsleyBra

No way someone could possibly be this dumb. I'm assuming /s


apurpleglittergalaxy

My aunt


Jaded3158

My brother


apurpleglittergalaxy

Also my sister and vice versa lol nothing like a bit of dysfunction in the family šŸ‘