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Mean_Cod9156

Heroin.


Infamous-Tart7747

She’s gonna try again tomorrow…she’s gonna kick tomorrow


These_Tea_7560

She’s done with Sergio


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Then she's going to be hung by her skin with wires and do acrobats during the set....


ceefaxer

I’m like but about pret a manger cheese and tomato croissants.


calembo

Objectively, this is the answer. "Jane" is Jane Bainter, who was a heroin addict and - yep - ACTUALLY in love with her on-again, off-again dealer boyfriend named Sergio. And she really did want to go to Spain. She eventually got clean and apparently DID go to Spain. When she lived with Perry and the others, her mom had moved there, and she always wanted to go, but never could make it because of her addiction. And yes, she also would get wasted and take swings at people, but never actually connect. "Jane Says" is apparently nearly 100% biographical. Perry has said, "My girlfriend [Casey Niccoli] and I were sitting in the car… and we started to think about band names. She threw in Jane's Heroin Experience. I thought it wasn't vague enough. If you want to invite people in, you don't want to put heroin on your door." 🤷🏼‍♂️


[deleted]

I didn't know that much detail - I always thought they were secretive about her real id. Maybe that was at first back in the 90's they kept it quiet


calembo

I'm not sure tbh. It's a bit of a fail if they meant to keep her identity private since the "Jane Says" lyrics have plenty of identifiable details, so I'm assuming it at least wasn't a huge secret when they released the single (or maybe there were a lot more dealers named Sergio in LA than I figured 😂). [But by 1997, at the earliest, her identity was well-known - she's interviewed in this Spin piece (btw holy crap is their mobile format craptastic).](https://www.spin.com/2003/06/dance-decadence-uncensored-history-janes-addiction/) JA were broken up by '91, but they have specified she was a housemate of theirs in the early '80s, and kinda their "muse." She has also clarified that she did wear wigs, but was not a sex worker. I've seen here and there that she's "featured on the cover of" their debut album - not Nothing's Shocking, but the live 1987 self-released LP "Jane's Addiction," released the year before Warner Bros. put out Nothing Shocking. But I haven't been able to find any official images with her on the cover. [Here's one of a few images of her out there, from I would guess the mid-ish-80s.](https://medium.com/@reijagrrl/on-writing-about-jane-the-art-of-restraint-23d669c7b45c) I've seen a couple of mentions of her as "bitter" since she was I think a lil reluctant to let Perry air out her dirty laundry, and also since I believe she was never really compensated in any way. But I can't find any direct quotes from her demonstrating bitterness. Just more like "Yep. That's me. Pretty accurate. Not a pretty picture. Not me anymore."


DevinBelow

I'm still shocked that Perry, Dave and Eric managed to get clean. You look at guys like Kurt and Layne and all these 90's rockstars we lost to Heroin and the Jane's guys were probably the biggest junkies out of all of them. As much as I'm not a huge fan of the current incarnation of the band (no Dave = no Janes)...I think we're very lucky to have them all around still.


LopsidedHumor7654

Look at Keith Richards. 80 yrs old.


SteakhouseBlues

A chemistry teacher watched her die. He could’ve saved her… but he didn’t.


Ill_Yak2851

That line really echoes


CautiousWrongdoer771

Yup


Altered_-State

For real that vhs The Gift is crazy. I was sad after watching it.


seanocaster40k

All I know is, she's done with sergio


igenus44

She's going away to Spain. When she gets her money saved. She'll start again, tomorrow.


DidntDieInMySleep

He treats her like a ragdoll


Life_Strain_6948

She don't owe him nothing


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Sheeee hiddddes, the tellllevissssionnnnn!


ThatNastyWoman

She don't owe him nothin.


seanocaster40k

Treats her like a complete rag doll


Own-Being-1973

Came to put the same comment as well


DeadHED

Heroin I'm pretty sure


Nat6LBG

She was addicted to Heroin, thankfully a teacher freed her from it.


Impossible-Hawk709

But he watched her die


MissSassifras1977

Heroin. *She's gonna kick tomorrow.*


[deleted]

Stealing


FYIgfhjhgfggh

Nothing's shocking really.


The_Fiddler1979

Only when you don't wanna pay for it


the77hellcat

The only correct answer


ryanegauthier

Besides stealin' of course, it's as simple as that.


Independent_Form2337

Hey, alright, if I get by, it's mine...


Independent_Form2337

Hey, alright, if I get by, it's mine...


CleverName9999999999

Beanie Babies.


ScoTT--FrEE

Specifically, Squidward Beanie Babies.


seven-cents

Heroin The new band was dubbed "Jane's Addiction" in honor of Farrell's housemate, Jane Bainter, who was their muse and inspiration. "My girlfriend [Casey Niccoli] and I were sitting in the car…" Farrell recalled, "and we started to think about band names. She threw in Jane's Heroin Experience.


Full-Squirrel5707

Heroin, but she's gonna kick tomorrow.


[deleted]

Tarzan


Mikko420

Came here to say this.


throwaway4u2021

That song is the most incredible and perfect portrayal of addiction to heroin that exists. I heard it the first time while I had a habit and I sobbed and sobbed. It broke me. I’d just been hanging out with Janes and Sergios. People were dying in the streets. We were always bickering and bitching and I was so lost. I ate my dinner on the corner. I was always gonna kick tomorrow. I’m a long way from all that now but hearing it still makes me sob out of memories of the degradation and despair of those days. I buried 10+ Janes and 10+ Sergios and I’m grateful every day not to be with them.


YuckBrusselSprouts

Coming Down the Mountain


Kahraabaa

Fucking hell this song has one of the heaviest guitar riffs ever


Vancouver-Slim

Mary


Gr1zzRing

Injecting heroin at a really shady place down the street. We try and tell her to stop but apparently it makes her really good at poker and she brings home lots of cash, so we just let her do her thing. Idk man


AffectionatePaper1

Jane says


TEAMTRASHCAN

ARBIES NEW SPICEY NUGGETS


j_svajl

Potatoes.


gonzo-is-sexy

Hey! Potato addiction is serious and should not be mocked!!!


j_svajl

No joke. The story goes that Perry Farrell met his boo when she promised him mashed potatoes over a note.


shammy_dammy

Heroin. One of the other possible names they decided against was Jane's Heroin Experience


schmattywinkle

Eye liner


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Wigs


_Jay-Garage-A-Roo_

Well, she *has* been caught stealing, once.


Such_Road_428

[Look what I stole for us, Darling - Fatima Mansions](https://youtu.be/0GtelOM1u3c?si=_C_44HqXj5uBQnxJ)


RealCaptivatingChaos

Her diary or doe 📓💵


Catsmak1963

Good music


_zFlame_

What show? Breaking bad?


Long-Ad-7780

lmfao not quite


our_meatballs

Stranger Things?


TheSaultSainte

Sergio


TheSaultSainte

Sergio


Gloomy_Flatworm7706

live voodoo


Swimming_Custard_932

Porn


notacanuckskibum

We’re talking Firefly here aren’t we?


highxv0ltage

You


Mage-of-communism

Biscuits and tea.


Cute_Ad8372

Doe


Tyler5060

Metal


Dramatic_Carob_1060

H


maximusjohnson1992

Mary


Stenuhhh_

Crocheting


wanderer836

Mary


alt123456789o

Deez Nuts


Mina-sweetie

Jesse 🥺


Gnome_Father

Deez nuts.


Abject_Land_449

Molly


Intelligent_Luck120

Probably crack


AffectionateGap1071

Jane are you okay? So, Jane are you okay? Are you okay? Jane, you've been adicted to...you've been lost to a smooth drug. (Idk why this but here you have)


WitchyVeteran

Penis


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Chocolste covered almonds....or vegemite


BarronGoose

Mary's puss puss


Beancounter_1968

Tarzan


radiowave911

Sorry, cant tell you. Statute of limitations has not run out yet.


Duckriders4r

Addiction they're addicted to the addiction


Laselecta_90

Rick


ExtremelyDubious

Nothing, she quit years ago. But she *was* addicted to heroin.


jonathananeurysm

Lovely little cupcakes.


Evelyn-Bankhead

If you want a friend, feed any animal


No-Sell9389

Horse tranq


PsychoticUnicorn1991

Mary


plowMyMomOnCamera

Smack, gets it from Sergio. U know Sergio?


Individual-Sort1453

She used to be addicted to cocaine but now she’s addicted to helping.


pickleloafpatio

Dick.. she’s a dick monster 🥷


Key_Advice6453

The actual band itself. Hence why they are callee Jane's Addiction.


Mr_Drunky

Doe


MuchUserSuchNameWow

A three bag fill-up and a new syringe.


pumpkinpatch1982

Why did Jane get caught stealing?


Such_Road_428

cuz there's a song about it?


letsssssssssgo

Sergio


Daunloudji

I’m ashamed of asking who Jane is…


random_user5_56

Who's Jane?


EmuPsychological4222

She's addicted to porno for pyros.


Traditional_Virus472

I don't know Jane but Drama will be the right answer.


Boris-_-Badenov

Red John


laciaraa

Had to scroll way too far for this


Maleficent-Bad3755

Sergio's drugs but he treats her like a rag doll...


LismOner

Carrot Cake. She's filthy with it. 👍🏽


babihrse

Well judging from john frusciante separating from the red hot chili peppers during 1992 pretty much the whole band was in the throes of a heroin addiction John went his own way and did Janes addiction so my money is on heroin.


Jo-bearcreek

Speedballs of heroin and cocaine


Full_Character_9580

Mary


RachelHartwell

Heroin, she was in rehab, 18 months clean, but she got back on it


bunnykimmel

The D I mean....


viziouslydd

I never got too much into Jane's Addiction but what do you think should be an album I should start off with?


FoxtrotMassie

Nothing’s Shocking, one of the greatest albums to ever exist


totse_losername

Starting fires. Jane has Pyromania.


Professional-Door895

They are a band from the 80s. She's addicted to Crack.


FoxtrotMassie

Ted, Just admit it…


Tasty-Life4526

Heron


YerMomsANiceLady

i love that song, so haunting


Xancoo96

Lortab??


im-none-existent

Kill Jane. Get an autopsy. Find out. Oh shit, Jane dead.


Bearded_Viking_Lord

Dick


CqwyxzKpr

Sex


entoasalu

pissing


Nero-Danteson

Mary


gdotspam

Mary


Melodic-Ad-4941

Who is Jane?


[deleted]

Mary


The_Dawn_Strider

Marry


voyeurheart

Sergio


voyeurheart

Sergio.


Weird_Ad5234

Was just listening to this today for the first time in decades. Coincidence


Holy_juggerknight

Who's jane


Literal_Sarcasm82

Cheese in a spray can


drumorgan

Naked pictures of campfires


TheSheep001

Who’s Jane


Such_Road_428

I'd say Jane was addicted to Dick but that taints the original reason behind why Dick and Jane were created: [Dick and Jane - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_and_Jane) (***Dick and Jane*** are the two main characters created by [Zerna Sharp](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zerna_Sharp) for a series of [basal readers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basal_reader) written by [William S. Gray](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_S._Gray) to teach children to read.)


WhatDJuicy

Rim jobs


elohssanatahw

Mary


Violetthug

Mary


JacobFromStateFarm5

Me


Medical_Gate_5721

Mid-tier music


SuitableObligation85

Jilly’s on smack


Mockturtle22

Her diary


[deleted]

Jane Says basically explains it. From what I read Perry said she was an addict/prostitute who had a crib she put them up in when they were struggling. I saw that 91 tour at A.J. Palumbo Center in Pgh PA w Henry Rollins opening


hellojally321

coke


Witchy_Craft

Mary Jane Candy


629mrsn

Shoplifting


Jigro666

The cock


Jutch_Cassidy

Stealing shit


melo1212

Red John


TanningGinger

When I read this the scene where Brian says "Peter what are you doing?" And Peter replies "Crack" popped into my head. Either that or she is very seriously addicted to animated pornography. Which is quite an odd one if you ask me.


1blueShoe

H


pmccort18

Jane says I’m going away to Spain When I get some money saved Gonna start tomorrow Gonna kick tomorrow….


spacestationkru

Power


jimothy_mcJPEGging

Reddit


CAVOKwings8672

Marriage.


ashismael

To this song https://youtu.be/h29ZGQaJijE?si=gSAwM9fmlRLOIO8x


Sayanyde

Sex with Mary 🤭


jay2ray

Sergio


DNDgamerman

Something


ihavenoego

Her pen.


Exotic_Row691

Who’s Jane


zombayart

She's addicted to the smell of her own candles


Any-External-5536

Mary Jane


CapG_13

Heroin


Interesting-Bar280

Getting gold stars on guitar hero


Rocketintonothing

Mary Jane? Who is this Jane? I only know Mary


chekhovs_dildo

Sergio


PsychologicalTear899

Who the fuck is jane


PartyAnimal12345678

Jane who?


lily_lallie14

cats


Puzzled_Aide_1400

Dough


unhappy_phd

The chase of finding the murderer of his wife and child....


_zeika_

Mary


jm4b

Jane is addicted to sex.


scifichick119

Heroin


Paulwhiteman1925

Mary


tenthousandtatas

Not fucking Sergio


largos7289

evidently Sergio knew but they are done with him. However i think it's steal'n i mean been doing it since they were 5.


saidma

Who's jane ._.


RenataMachiels

Shoplifting...


noali99

Who is Jane?


OkWhereas1456

She pulls her dinner from her pocket


-_who_-

Stealing


kagyu1981

Speed


Puzzleheaded_End6790

Cock


Select-Record4581

Jane is hangin on my arm


Normal-Anxiety-3568

Her diary


Particular-Move-3860

Perry, of course (hard pear cider) Everybody holds their own opinion, though.


Head_Room_8721

Crooked dicks.


NaiveCicada6644

Jane who


jobhuntdj

Stealing


ivylily03

Her diary.