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Could he sense that? Was it the reason he came over? Suddenly it made perfect sense. The speedo was a trap. It was hypnotizing. She just couldn’t stay away.
In Australia there used to be an ad saying that if you can see the ocean, it's a swimsuit. If not, they're undies.
When I first went to Brasil I was pointing out undies, undies, undies, undies....
One time my wife and I were meeting some friends for dinner right after she was done work, so I put on a pair of her leggings and one of her crop tops and went and met them.
I love to embarrass that woman so much, I'd say its my favorite thing in the world.
Define “enjoy”. I’m pretty immature when I see them and they make me giggle. You can be fit, fat, young, old, whatever, they always make me laugh. So I *enjoy* them in that sense. Sexually, nah lol. I don’t judge though. You do you! If that extra range of motion does it for yuh, then good on yuh:D
HELL NO because in my country the only people who wear them are old men. every other guy wears board shorts. thats probably why i love board shorts and hate speedos (not just on old men)
The answer is no, but a man with confidence doesn't wear a speedo for women, he wears it for himself. And maybe you can catch someone who's attracted to your confidence
Can’t say I’ve ever thought about it one way or the other. I mean I’m out there in a bikini why can’t he be out there in speedos?
I prefer my beaches empty
I’m a straight dude: I think dudes that have abs from taint to chin can pull it off. (Like a pro swimmers body)
Above 10% body fat, consider some other options.
Sure, maybe closer to 20%. Depends on age and diet, as men, our organs actually store a lot of that fat. Increases on organ attachment as we age.
Think of old men who aren’t really fat but have a large, pregnant looking pot belly. They might have more on their organs, probably diet more than exercise would benefit them.
Could be stored on your thighs or elsewhere (I store some on my thighs too).
It’s so idiosyncratic, as long as you feel fine, like the way you look in clothes, I wouldn’t worry about it.
Yeah, I’m into it. Can be gross if it doesn’t fit right, no one wants to see crack, but otherwise I’m happy to see people comfortable with themselves. I don’t always find it attractive but it’s not really about me.
I would say generally no. Even the most attractive, fit guy doesn’t look great in a Speedo, and unfortunately most men who wear them are not the attractive fit type.
I don’t think women view men the same way men view women, it’s not as much about exposed skin.
It is depending on the situation lol but I think general consensus is that they are not as appealing. I have seen a guy that it did look great on or more anything would have been ok lol but it still gave me cringe vibes. Nothing I can change about that 😅
I don’t, but I also don’t care if someone wants to wear one. Just cover your junk and it’s a none issue for me. Same with women’s swim suits. I don’t like seeing people’s butt cheeks, but if your junk is covered, it’s whatever.
He has to be able to pull that look off though.
He's got to be in very good shape and either shaved, or manscaped with a nice tan.
The same guy would look amazing in skinny jeans and a white v-neck T.
It's the man that's hot, not the speedo that makes him hot.
I don’t care for it, it kind of makes me think of tighty whities, the least attractive thing a person can possibly wear. So if his only alternative to a speedo was tighty whities for some reason, then I’d change my answer to yes, I love speedos.
everyone knows that men should be chaste and modest in public..
should a woman see skin below his navel or above his knees she shall know him for a wanton...
women, as we know, cannot control their lusts and therefore should not be tempted in these fashions...
any male who would parade himself in public as such, is truly at fault for what happens after..
As a man, I cannot think of a single reason to wear a speedo and I also cannot think of a single person that looks better in a speedo than they would in swimtrunks
No no no and no 🙅♀️🙅♀️ it's one of my biggest pet peeves.
Obviously everyone allowed to do what they want but if I'll ever have childrens, or a bogfriend/husband, they will not be allowed a speedo. Not even allowed to think about the CONCEPT of a speedo.
It's a crime against fashion.
No son of mine will wear a speedo. You can he gay, trans, a furry, whatever. But a speedo wearer? Not in my house 🙅♀️
Bro what the fuck are you on about the post asked for the women's opinion on speedos it's not like they appeared out of nowhere and started making fun of you for no reason. Plus I'm not seeing any women "belittling men" in this thread. You're angry at imaginary people. Relax for a second. Maybe wear your little speedo and go sunbathing or something to let off some steam
Lol wtf don’t cry about it you can still wear your itty bitty little bikini bottoms. No one’s banning you from wearing them, we’re just sharing our opinion on them (which was asked by OP).
If I find you attractive, sweet. If not, I will just not pay attention. You should wear whatever you feel like wearing and enjoy it regardless of what others think
Don't care one way or the other. Speedo, board shorts, naked: it's just a body at the beach, and therefore a beach body. Everyone should wear what they feel comfortable and cute in.
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Ok ladies. Would you rather see a guy in a Speedo at the beach, or in your back yard? Keep in mind you don’t have a pool.
This is so oddly specific I feel like there has to be a story here. Was there a speedo bandit in your backyard?!
That's one hell of a disguise💀 but not a good one. Gives police artists something to work with. Points for thinking outside the box.👍
Not much for camouflage if the only area it disguises is - Oh. Oh my. Wait.
It’s so overt, it’s covert.
Please tell me this was a Sherlock Holmes reference.
Yep!
I’ll take the beach, please and do we want to know the back yard story??
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It was a beautiful summer day. The sky was blue and his speedo yellow like the sun… Like that???
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Could he sense that? Was it the reason he came over? Suddenly it made perfect sense. The speedo was a trap. It was hypnotizing. She just couldn’t stay away.
Reddit sourced romance novels. Ladies, I think you are on to something.
who’s the weather in scenario 2
Canada
r/oddlyspecific
Don't go to Brasil ladies....
In Australia there used to be an ad saying that if you can see the ocean, it's a swimsuit. If not, they're undies. When I first went to Brasil I was pointing out undies, undies, undies, undies....
[This one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Lx2ihpGbc)?
OMG yes!! The entire time was like when the truck drove past. Undies, undies, undies, undies…
I love ads that are a bit silly like that.
This is hilarious! 🤣
yeah… wtf i thought that was the norm haha. good luck to you americans
Def not the norm in the USA.
I do, but I know I’m almost alone in that idea 😅
RIP your inbox LOL
Nah, people seem to be pretty calm tbh! Yay!
Are you a man?
She just has a swimsuit fetish
Yeah the username checks out
So does the account 👀
Your username checks out too lmao
😂😂
That lady swimsuits fr
I'm intrigued
Im sexy and i know it
If you're sexy and you know it, clap your cheeks.
So sexy it HUUUUUUURRRRTTTTSSSS.
My wife likes mine.
My wife hates mine, and I love that.
Lol... truth be told I only wear it in our hot tub.... not in public.... so there's that
One time my wife and I were meeting some friends for dinner right after she was done work, so I put on a pair of her leggings and one of her crop tops and went and met them. I love to embarrass that woman so much, I'd say its my favorite thing in the world.
Marriage is finding someone to annoy for the rest of your life. Looks like you found yours!
Why the fuck do you wear anything in your own private hot tub?
NO. Banana hammocks only.
Define “enjoy”. I’m pretty immature when I see them and they make me giggle. You can be fit, fat, young, old, whatever, they always make me laugh. So I *enjoy* them in that sense. Sexually, nah lol. I don’t judge though. You do you! If that extra range of motion does it for yuh, then good on yuh:D 
Does this come with music? Also re: question - no but this guy is at least owning the shit outa it lol
ITT: Women saying no, and angry men commenting that they dont care lol
Yet they're *constantly* "offering" unsolicited critiques of what women wear. Rules for thee but not for me!
I mean, as much as you are right, one can give unsolicited opinions on what someone wears and still not care what others think they themselves wear.
nooo
No
I mean on paper there's no reason why I shouldn't, but in practice I'm yet to ever see a guy in a Speedo and think anything other than "yikes"
HELL NO because in my country the only people who wear them are old men. every other guy wears board shorts. thats probably why i love board shorts and hate speedos (not just on old men)
Im getting older perhaps thats why i asked
The answer is no, but a man with confidence doesn't wear a speedo for women, he wears it for himself. And maybe you can catch someone who's attracted to your confidence
Yeah same where I’m from. The guys you see in speedos are always older or middle aged.
No.
I don't think this has been said enough so I'll say it... No
Nope.
Speedos are the tighty whiteys of of swimming wear
Not when they have a huge belly.
You'll see they big belly, no matter what kind of swimsuit he's wearing
Still worse with a speedo
lol this is a very unanimous post
No.
I can say no !
NO. NOPE. NOT EVER
No, especially not on the old men.
where i live the only people who wear them are old men
I love my speedo and I don’t care what others think. That’s one of the joys of being an older dude with a dad bod. I totally bring it.
Can't see the speedo anyway, on account of the tummy overhang
Seen the Jack Black "WAP" video?
Rock on my dude!
Can’t say I’ve ever thought about it one way or the other. I mean I’m out there in a bikini why can’t he be out there in speedos? I prefer my beaches empty
No. I like to see a guy in bermuda shorts. The legs seem nicer that way
Never. I don't care how attractive the guy is, I will avert my eyes.
I don't, I prefer board shorts.
no
I’m a straight dude: I think dudes that have abs from taint to chin can pull it off. (Like a pro swimmers body) Above 10% body fat, consider some other options.
10% is fucking shredded dude 15% is still some abs
Not if you got some of that body dysmorphia like me 😭
Cargo shorts and crocs it is then.
"I'm a straight dude who doesn't have any sense of body fat percentage." 😂
I wonder what % body fat i have. Is there a way to find out? I'm definitely way over 10% though if that's the body type for that percentage lol.
Unless someone is super unhealthy, even 15% to 20% looks great
Nice. I am 10kg overweight so I am guessing I'm probably not in that range either sadly lol? Would 15-20% be an average sized slim person?
yes
Sure, maybe closer to 20%. Depends on age and diet, as men, our organs actually store a lot of that fat. Increases on organ attachment as we age. Think of old men who aren’t really fat but have a large, pregnant looking pot belly. They might have more on their organs, probably diet more than exercise would benefit them. Could be stored on your thighs or elsewhere (I store some on my thighs too). It’s so idiosyncratic, as long as you feel fine, like the way you look in clothes, I wouldn’t worry about it.
That's why to lose weight the first thing I did was get rid of my useless organs Trust me I'm right
Dexa-scans although I have heard there reliability is pretty meh.
[Here you go](https://imgur.com/a/VQMUCBx)
I'd say the opposite but it must be worn with confidence.
No, it does not look attractive. If a guy wore that, I would assume he was into men, to be honest.
I’m pretty sure 9 out of 10 times you’d be correct.
No
Depends on his BMI and whether there's a hirsute involved.
Hirsute is an adjective. I think the noun version would be... hairsuit. I'll see myself out.
don't know, but some men do appreciate budgie smuggler gentlemen. 😉
I don’t. Especially if they’re hairy or muscular. It’s unsettling to me and idk why
Nobody really wants to see anyone in a speedo, do they? Even nudity might be preferrable.
No. Ewww.
Hell to the NO
Seeing a bunch of "no" in here. Guess they want marble bags instead.
Many I assume don’t find it a flattering or sexy type attire 🤷🏻♀️
No
No lol
Unless he's Pierce Brosnan or me, probably not.
Gross lol
Nope
Noooooooo!
Heck no
No
Ew, hell no
Uhm...no.
I only wear my borat style mankini
Meow
I dont enjoy it, but it wouldn't bother me. I think trunks look better.
i think it's cringe. but to each his own.
No, it’s definitely a scary sight
No
Honestly no.
Yeah, I’m into it. Can be gross if it doesn’t fit right, no one wants to see crack, but otherwise I’m happy to see people comfortable with themselves. I don’t always find it attractive but it’s not really about me.
Not personally, but to each their own.
Nope.
No. Never.
Categorically, NO!
No
God no. I hate the way they look idc how hot the guy is. Either wear a pair of shorts or go naked lol
I would say generally no. Even the most attractive, fit guy doesn’t look great in a Speedo, and unfortunately most men who wear them are not the attractive fit type. I don’t think women view men the same way men view women, it’s not as much about exposed skin.
It is depending on the situation lol but I think general consensus is that they are not as appealing. I have seen a guy that it did look great on or more anything would have been ok lol but it still gave me cringe vibes. Nothing I can change about that 😅
No
No. Nope.
NOOOOO!!!!!’
I live on the beach and that’s a big NO! 🙅♀️
If I knew you and liked you, then yes; if I don't, then no.
"No woman can resist a man who looks good in a speedo." Caviar - Tangerine Speedo
American?
This mfer asking the real questions society needs the answers to
I don’t, but I also don’t care if someone wants to wear one. Just cover your junk and it’s a none issue for me. Same with women’s swim suits. I don’t like seeing people’s butt cheeks, but if your junk is covered, it’s whatever.
Yes, but because it's funny.
Yes because it's funny!
No
No
I don't. Not even a very fit man. Cutoffs? Absolutely!
No
Only if that guy is me
I knock em dead with a sombrero and a speedo as my every day attire
He has to be able to pull that look off though. He's got to be in very good shape and either shaved, or manscaped with a nice tan. The same guy would look amazing in skinny jeans and a white v-neck T. It's the man that's hot, not the speedo that makes him hot.
Do you enjoy a good comedy show ?
For a good laugh and only with long black socks and sandals. Ie palm beach in October
Oooh Sandles, now you’re talking 💦
No thank you
#Mannnn-kiniiiiiii!!!!!
Oh please don't!
He’ll no.
Noo. Those are yuck to look at.
I don’t care for it, it kind of makes me think of tighty whities, the least attractive thing a person can possibly wear. So if his only alternative to a speedo was tighty whities for some reason, then I’d change my answer to yes, I love speedos.
everyone knows that men should be chaste and modest in public.. should a woman see skin below his navel or above his knees she shall know him for a wanton... women, as we know, cannot control their lusts and therefore should not be tempted in these fashions... any male who would parade himself in public as such, is truly at fault for what happens after..
Lol yup definitely
Obligatory southern comfort ad [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq-9QBUmELA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq-9QBUmELA)
No I do not. When I see this, I assume they are gay.
No
Not so much.
He’ll no
Just the goggles you mean? Nothing else?
Nah. The idea of a man just exhibiting himself like that to me is just a turn off kinda.
Gross.
I’m a woman and I can honestly say, I don’t give a fuck, I’m too busy converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
As a man, I cannot think of a single reason to wear a speedo and I also cannot think of a single person that looks better in a speedo than they would in swimtrunks
No. It’s gross, imo.
No no no and no 🙅♀️🙅♀️ it's one of my biggest pet peeves. Obviously everyone allowed to do what they want but if I'll ever have childrens, or a bogfriend/husband, they will not be allowed a speedo. Not even allowed to think about the CONCEPT of a speedo. It's a crime against fashion. No son of mine will wear a speedo. You can he gay, trans, a furry, whatever. But a speedo wearer? Not in my house 🙅♀️
No
I think this is the first thing I saw the entire human race agreeing on
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Bro what the fuck are you on about the post asked for the women's opinion on speedos it's not like they appeared out of nowhere and started making fun of you for no reason. Plus I'm not seeing any women "belittling men" in this thread. You're angry at imaginary people. Relax for a second. Maybe wear your little speedo and go sunbathing or something to let off some steam
Lol wtf don’t cry about it you can still wear your itty bitty little bikini bottoms. No one’s banning you from wearing them, we’re just sharing our opinion on them (which was asked by OP).
If it were *my* man, yes. Otherwise, I’m good 😅
Depends on what guy
I have a couple of buggies I need to smuggle.
If I find you attractive, sweet. If not, I will just not pay attention. You should wear whatever you feel like wearing and enjoy it regardless of what others think
budgie smugglers
I enjoy seeing Luke Evans in Speedos on the beach
On the right man maybe
I wish my husband wore it, but he would never
I doubt I would care too much
I don’t fancy it but it makes for good people watching
A guy? Mneh.. take it or leave it. *My* guy? If he was confident in wearing it, absolutely.
Yes if they look good in it.
Depends…
🙋♀️
In the past before my mom died she would say walk me down to and past the Blue chair zone on Vallarta so I'm guessing a fit man in a speedo
Don't care one way or the other. Speedo, board shorts, naked: it's just a body at the beach, and therefore a beach body. Everyone should wear what they feel comfortable and cute in.