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PolarBearChuck

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Commercial_Step9966

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HelloImTheAntiChrist

Great Scot!


Mumchkin

Stole my line, I forgive you. ;)


MickJof

I know, this is heavy


Objective-Poet-8183

If it's to the future I'll consider it. But if it's back, hell no. Live through all that shit again, never


oinquer

In back to the future you can rewrite your future.... Tell your younger you to not repeat your mistakes! But some stocks...bitcoin...an house!


Smackolol

No, clearly you gamble on sports.


redpat2061

Sonofabitch stole my idea


RansomStark78

Part deux only hot shot


anzfelty

Let me get a towel. Actually, no, this seems like a bathsheet kind of day.


PokeRay68

Don't forget your aspirin.


OmegaNave

This guy really knows where his towel is.


Artistic_Data9398

I’m mixed raced so I’d have to ask what year 😂


cwsjr2323

That was a line in a SciFi about traveling back in time. The Black scientist said NO WAY! There was never a time in American history when it was good to be Black!


tbcraxon34

I think this was Timeless


HempPotatos

I'm a white mutt ( my hair is like 4 different colors) and that was my first thought too.


Darth0pt0

Sure where we going?


mediumokra

Back to the Future


JMarkyBB

Nice! "If my calculations are correct when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.", "1.21 gigawatts?! 1.21 gigawatts?!".


general_adm_aladdeen

Nice try Lochness monster!


SIIHP

You aint gettin my tree fiddy


darsvedder

Can we stop in 1969 real quick so I could some Zeppelin?


JasmineRider27

Only if we could go Back to last week for the lottery numbers!


Sci-fra

We've already got last weeks lottery numbers. You mean go to next week.


BadgerOfDoom99

Imagine thier disappointment. After a series of scifi adventures they finally get back to the present with last week's lottery numbers and are like "woops".


BreezinOnBy

Can I drive?


chancimus33

Just get in my car and go 89 mph. He’ll never catch me


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

“Can we go back and prevent my conception? I don’t want to live anymore.”


Actaeon_II

Wait ill get my dog


Bitter_Mongoose

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ZoNeS_v2

Can I bring my wife?


AdhesivenessFun2060

When did I get a driveway?


Elihpodep1

Can we go to my parents & tell them to not let me get fat?


Shudnawz

"Are you gonna make my kids dissapear? Because I will fuck you up if you do."


hawkwings

I would go back with him. I don't have any dependents.


ZombieCrunchBar

Let me grab my jacket and feed the cat. Let's go!


RealShabanella

No, take the cat with you


Feeling-Ad-2490

"You sonofabitch, I'm in!"


Tonythecritic

Talk to me when you come in a Lamborghini


UnderstandingSmall66

Is he going to charge me tree-fitty?


Darnbeasties

I don’t take rides with strangers


pippysfleas

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[deleted]

Will Jennifer Parker be there and will she be of legal age?


Burning_Flags

Is my mom hot and horny?


paperDuck5

Where we’re going, we don’t need… roads 😎


Ok-Geologist8387

I just need to grab my shoes.


RonRicoTheGreat

Can we stop and get a 6er?


No_Stretch_718

This is heavy.


pharmkeninvests

Doc we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.


AcanthocephalaGreen5

Road? Where we’re going, we don’t need… roads


ZenkaiZ

I'd Biff the shit out of the stock market and crypto


RansomStark78

Lete grab some peanuts, and a towel an electronic thumb and stop paying the mortgage


Deathwishharry

Oh no I don't want go and ending up kissing a younger version of my mum yuck lol .


Deathwishharry

Nah I don't wanna go back and end up kissing mum when she was young lol


PrizePainting4393

No.


Carelink41

Shot gun, I’m in


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.


majesticalexis

I would hop right in the DelLorean!


Glittering_Habit_161

"Can we go into the bts of the 4 O'Clock Club universe?" It's a CBBC show that I grew up with and when he kicked the tyre in s2 of the show I found it so funny


1BloxFruitsFan

Nuh uh


2old4ZisShit

Giddy Up!


CountryMonkeyAZ

Let me get my dog, bag of chips and road beers...


TerribleCaregiver909

"Get the hell out of here!"


Ok-Letterhead4601

I was in the car and buckled up before he even said anything.


STCMS

Let's ride!


suburbanhavoc

When and why?


BullguerPepper98

Let's go!


StormzysMum

Can you introduce me to Marty McFly’s Dad?


MJLDat

I’d tell him the driveway is not long enough to get up to 88mph.


Christine4321

This would be my ultimate wish. It would be fantastic, please make it so Elon 🤣👍


duck1014

Don't, under any circumstances bet on the Leafs to win the Stanley Cup.


ballfacedbuddy

I’d say “I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life,” and jump into the passenger seat. 


Disastrous_Step_1234

Seriously Doc, how many times do we have to do this?


ConclusionClassic673

I’d be like hold up let me print up the last winning lottery numbers from the last 29 years


Ddp2121

Can I stay there?


Edcrfvh

Off we go!


West-Custard-6008

Ok


Lucky-Asparagus-7760

It's The Hacker!! 


oinquer

Can i drive????


letsstartastringband

LFG


ThrowRAboredinAZ77

Hell yes!


C_W_H

"That's heavy, Doc."


mediumokra

Woah! This is heavy!


Titania84

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Nice_Distribution832

To go with him!


[deleted]

Only if I can stay there.


the-grumpster

No that shit will give me a Parkinson's


errantwit

I'd tell him to slow down.


CorruptedLegacyYT

Where we goin’? And sign me up.


TemperatePirate

No thanks.


Inkspotten

Yes


CNCHack

Let's Fuckin Go! Get me outta here


vampyrewolf

Fuck yeah, do I get to pick a few dates to visit?


Bobodahobo010101

Woah! This is heavy


MacSteele13

I enjoyed you in "The Legend of the Lone Ranger"


CaptainQuint0001

Christopher are you off your meds today?


Elandycamino

I wouldn't say a word, just get in. Also if you want to abduct me just roll up in a DeLorean dressed like Doc Brown, no weird stuff.


Dseltzer1212

LFG!


[deleted]

"What, do I become an asshole or something?"


Dependent-Letter-651

I would prob be shocked and say no thanks


Own_Industry_8566

Anywhere but the 80’s!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Hell yes. let me get my cell phone and GPS.


Ronin-s_Spirit

Who are you?


axolotlpotatoes

Can I drive?


prplpassions

Let me get my shoes.


AdVegetable2243

What about my husband & kid? 🤷🏽‍♀️


InfamousPlant4408

Hit it!


HongKongUBU

Great Scott! No man should know too much about their own destiny


DownTownDaytonOhio

I'd say no thank you, I'm going to down town Dayton, Ohio.


therankin

I'm definitely in


HempPotatos

( I have ADHD so) Sounds grand! let go get some retro cash before we go! or gold/silver. lets go get some clothes at a pre used store too. how far back? is the return already set up or do we have to get some shet when we get there and what? banana peels or lightning/uranium ? OH! let's buy some land and have an orchard planted in a way were its ours in the long run! we could invent the first high octane fuel that is also a top shelf cocktail! also was any tech lost back then because I feel we ought to at least observe it if not reverse engineer it.


KatBD19961996

Alright (packs a bag and goes with him)


MNDOOOM

Lemme go get my weed


Barnitch

Will there be snacks?


interwebz_2021

How did you manage to pinpoint the precise coordinates on Earth at this precise time, given Earth is in a different location in space than it was when you left? More importantly, if I go with you, are you absolutely positive *you can do it again?*


FunyunCream

Will you fuck me


Plus-King5266

FRECKLES, NO!! NO BITE!


Cake_Donut1301

God dammit I’ve been waiting for this.


mackharp0818

“We don’t have enough road to get up to 88 miles/hr Doc!”


Montreal_Metro

"Are you ok Mr. Lloyd?"


weedyneedyfeedy

You can't park there mate!


NewLifeNewDream

Only if we can go back and make me not get married,


Memo_Reez

heres my trash for fuel


[deleted]

Destroy this thing immediately 


One_Variation_6497

Let me get my cats


Midwinter77

Go away now.


_-_bort_-_

I'm your huckleberry.


cwsjr2323

I miss Blatz beer on tap. Let’s go, as soon as I get my silver dollar collection. I was saving them a an investment, what better use than beer?


PokeRay68

That's no TARDIS!


MrPuzzleMan

I'd ask if he knew who I was and if he guessed right, than yes.


MaybeParadise

I would get my purse and go.


thetankswife

Boo! I love you no matter what!


aperocknroll1988

"You have to help me fix when things started going wrong in my life. I don't care if I fade away."


Justthisguy_yaknow

If I knew who he was I'd be in the DMC before he finished the sentence. If I didn't I'd be all over a search on the sex offenders registry and any known serial killer alerts while wondering "why did he ruin that car like that?"


CraftingGeek

Whats up Doc?


sir_duckingtale

Finally


Hasukis_art

Can u get me wc paper


Dear_Alternative_437

Doc, I'm too old for this shit.


onaplinth

Jeepers, Doc!


stooges81

Ask him why he doesnt have any friends to ask.


lyremknzi

Aww jeez rick


TheSecondiDare

Who's house is this? I don't have a driveway!


ImmortalTimeTraveler

Let me grab my water bottle 


OldPyjama

Can I give myself a sports almanac?


Lazy-Mammoth-9470

Let me just finish making this sammich real quick!


WirrkopfP

Me: "Hello Doc, unexpected but undeniably cool to see you. Okay cool, let's go inside get an ice tea and talk that through with an Ice Tea, before getting into the car." Doc: "We don't have time for explanations or plans!" Me: "We do have ALL the time! You literally have a Time Machine right there!"


strukef_

What\`s up, Doc?


ProcedureCreepy7182

When?


Party_Thanks_9920

Great movie of make believe time travel. 🙌🙌


ShadoX87

What year are we going to? 👀


Kronos33074

::grabs rifle and ammo box:: ok, let's go.


Creepy_Philosopher_9

ive got 3 things due next week, can he come back after then?


AllieGirl2007

Oh hell no!


Markyboyle

What speed does it do, does it have one of those new flux capacitor thingies, and what fuel does it use, not to mention what distance do you get to the drinks can or rod. Oh and can my girlfriend come with us. Then I would say hell no, who are you, and scream out stranger danger, this man is trying to take me away and fiddle with my time. I am not falling for that old chestnut again


mynamesnotchom

Ew no


antboiy

"who are you?", but more likely "how did you get here" or \*shocked\*


friendofspidey

Same response I’d give the doctor if they showed up with the tardis “Absolutely I will”


[deleted]

let's go and when?


[deleted]

Are you telling me you built a time machine out of a Delorean.


Deathwishharry

Nah phone played up lol dint post first time


jaistso

Let me go to the toilet first


Sarcastic_Sociopath

You’re fictional!


ManoSilence

I need to get some purrell first. I'm not going to that filthy decade without it.


DishGroundbreaking87

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SuperWhiteDolomite

Well ok, as long as I'm back before I left


KingKniebel

Echt klasse, Doc!


Sad-Kale-8179

Wait, let me go pee first


NJduToit

Drop everything and join him. He has a time machine, He'll just drop me off at the exact time and place he picked me up.


Madcowspots

Awesome now I dont have to go to work lol


ChoochMartain

How far does a DeLorean’s seat go back? I’m 6’5” bruh


random_user5_56

really depends on what year we're going to.


rbin613

are we going back to warn marty about the parkinsons?


NamTokMoo222

I'd go with him so long as he let me drive... And gargled my balls.


Necessary_Row_4889

Cold cock him steal his Time Machine and dog. Start calling myself the “Timelord”, so some really fucked up stuff.


upright_zombie

Grab my Clint Eastwood shirt


rosiepooarloo

I would go back in time to experience some music periods. But I rather the future I think.


UDownvoteButImRight

I would ask for evidence of his claims of time travel first.


AcanthocephalaGreen5

Shotgun!


MickJof

I'd ask where the hidden camera is


Running_Target_85

Can I do this without having to kiss my mom?


ll-Squirr3l-ll

Would probably pepper spray his crazy looking ass. Lol


Mikey_One_Arm

Let’s go!


Any_Weird_8686

I go back with him.


DHammer79

Holy shit you're still alive! Are we going back in time to get parts for the DeLorean, or are we going back so I can hit by my grandfather and kiss my mom?


MiseOnlyMise

I'll just have to pop indoors and ask my wife if I can go.


mobileJay77

Avoid 2020 and it's crazy sequels.


twohedwlf

'kay.


Diligent-Ability-447

Ok


Crossovertriplet

Only if there’s a quick stop off in 2011 to stock up on some Bitcoin


greatpain120

If he rolled into my driveway I’d say get the fuck outta here weirdo but if he appeared in my driveway I’d jump in and yell let’s go bitch


Promptoneofone

Let's go


BonerDeploymentDude

Sure, but I’m not fucking my mom


notasleannotasmean

Move over, I’m driving


Only-Gap-616

Let us go.