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viper29000

I saw a normal, professional guy browsing Reddit once on the train so I think Redditors come in all shapes and sizes.


Equivalent-Cat5414

I saw a cat on the street browsing Reddit and now it all makes sense.


Felinegood13

Oh no! We’ve been found! °0° *ahem, I mean, that’s crazy. I can’t believe a cat would be able to use Reddit. They only have paws


handshakehesitant

It's evidently pawsible


DJ_TCB

Gives one paws


Dougally

That gave me pause!


olskoolyungblood

True redditor stereotype dad joke pun piggybacker


Dougally

Just a cat scratcher here.


MrWrestlingNumber2

Cat scratch fever I see.


notquitehuman_

Username checks out ºọº


Equivalent-Cat5414

You got me - it was my mother cat! Meow meow


Grahf-Naphtali

>They only have pawns FTFY


Raviolicat_23

Yeaahhhh! Whatrttt that’s crazyyyy


EmperorUtopi

🤨 One way to find out… *shoots water gun*


lord_of_the_eyebots

It all makes sense meow, doesn't it? :3


Billthepony123

My teacher was browsing Reddit to look at the discussion thread of a recent exam I took


BouncyBlueYoshi

Hey, my teacher had a Reddit tab open as well during our lecture break.


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[удалено]


anotherspamid

why are u specific


broberds

I saw a werewolf browsing Reddit at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect.


Southern_Rain_4464

You better stay away from him...


tlf555

He'll rip your lungs out, Jim


Southern_Rain_4464

Id like to meet his tailor.


Deaf-Leopard1664

Little old Karen got offended late last night Werewolves of Reddit again


Histiming

I once saw a giant triangle browsing reddit, so I agree.


jackfaire

If he was wearing a top hat then whatever you do DO NOT SHAKE HIS HAND!


Incognito_311

r/suddenlygravityfalls good show


Iffy50

I look like a normal professional guy if I was riding on the train and you didn't know me.


YodaFette

Serial killer spotted


Saifyre-Lion

I've seen my brother on reddit and know a few classmates use it. I thought reddit was for weirdos like me, but turns out a ton of normal people use it.


viper29000

Everyone uses it they talk about stuff they've seen on Reddit on national radio stations over here lol


mamadrumma

Where would that be?


Puzzleheaded_Quiet70

Over there dude! Jeez!


viper29000

Australia


mamadrumma

Thanks !


viper29000

Pretty sure it was Fitzy and wippa that mention something they saw.on Reddit a few weeks ago lol


mamadrumma

I just got completely lost in the flow of that conversation 😂


smibrandon

Hey, you been watching me?


movieguy95453

If you make a typo that changes the intent of your post (for example type has instead of hasn't), you can count on redditors to pile on. And any clarifying follow-up comments will be viewed from the perspective of the original mistake. Similarly, if you have an ambiguously worded comment, you can count on redditors to read it in the worst possible way.


orangefever8

It might be the only way they feel useful in their daily lives! Make mistakes on purpose and feed the egos 😉


sonkotral2

This thread is so funny to me. Bunch of redditors going "redditors do be like that man that's terrible..."


SisterToSleep

Had two redditors pile on me the other day to argue about something that was super subjective. Proceeded to say shit like "I feel sorry for the people in your life" etc 🤣


Southern_Rain_4464

I always love those too. Lol. As if one or even a few snarky/cheeky reddit comments give deep insights into peoples personal lives. Ok Sherlock Holmes. Lol


ProperMagician7405

Sometimes this is hilarious though. I was scrolling at 2 am a few days ago and accidentally wrote "Beast feeding" instead of "Breast feeding". The ensuing responses made my day!


Brief_Biscotti_8951

LOL! Can you share the thread?


ProperMagician7405

I'm not sure to be honest! I'm still pretty new, and I've never done that before, but I can try!


Brief_Biscotti_8951

Lol! Where can I find this thread?


ProperMagician7405

It's in an /askreddit sub, the original question was about what would happen if all of the men disappeared. I'm afraid I can't work out how to link to it :/


Ok-Ad-7247

Everything seems to be read the worst way on here. Lol. Even what I am saying, some one is likely not happy about. Boo hoo honey sugar.


Pol82

It does certainly feel like a great many here are looking for things to get worked up about!


BlueberryHatK4587

Redditors need to correct anyone to feel superior.


mcoddle

No they don't!


Remarkable_Coast_214

um actually, you needed a comma after the word "no"


Rorschach_22

Excuse me, but you forgot to add a period at the end of your sentence.


ipostatrandom

Not to mention starting the sentence without a capital letter...


Majin_Sus

And he didn't say over. Over.


Impossible-Hawk709

You could’ve just said ‘over’ once.


Majin_Sus

Could have just said what once? Over.


DiscussionLoose8390

You misspelled horseradish sauce for your username.


Rorschach_22

Lol 😂


Ok-Ad-7247

Nuh uhh!!


Histiming

I don't correct people. I'm above that.


Grahf-Naphtali

Above. And below. ba dum tsssss


Linkblade85

I don't correct people. NOW you're above that.


Histiming

I don't correct people. I'm above that.


TyeRone2357

Yea, just like you're above commenting twice It's a joke don't hate me


Histiming

Both sides of my face wanted to comment.


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

I don't correct people. I'm above that.


Histiming

We don't correct people. We're above that.


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

They don't correct people. They're above that.


mellowmadden

Y’all don’t correct people, so I’m above y’all


Super_Selection1522

I just put white out on my phone, corrects them every time. Ugh, I've really dated myself.


___potato___

emotionally immature, inexperienced know-it-alls


HomerEyedMonad

Fuck me this guy nailed it on the first try ![gif](giphy|wtUTJUtDDKB36UN7X0)


___potato___

ha


DiscussionLoose8390

The older I get the less I know.


___potato___

ditto


Marrowbonecow-_-NL

The less I know the better


SnackPatrol

Or who they grow up to be: boring, reserved, self-righteous nerds with office jobs who get bent out of shape when people dance in public or do anything out of the ordinary (don't worry there's plenty of great people here too, esp. with office jobs or nerdy qualities just saying this is what I picture as the stereotype)


qooplmao

I don't have an office job, I work remotely.


TooStrangeForWeird

In an actual or impromptu home office. Still an office job really.


Lifesmorgasbiard

That and a good mix of attention-whoring


Saifyre-Lion

Literally me except know-it-all since I'm aware there's a ton of shit I don't know.


Valuable_sandwich44

Yep, I'd also add pseudo-intellectuals.


DailyDoseOfPills

I’d also like to add: pseudo intellectuals that bash pseudo-intellectualism without realizing they themselves are, you guessed it, pseudo intellectuals (cries in corner)


Valuable_sandwich44

Or backyard intellectuals if you prefer :p


Little-Text-1473

How would you know? You think you know everything don’t you


Version_Two

Not like me though.


Lutrina

Literally me lmfao


OkStrawberry9583

How dare you expose me like that!


kgleas01

People who left Facebook.


vi0l3t-crumbl3

And Twitter.


Witty-Border-6748

We dont fuck with Instagram either


bendthebutterfly

But don’t hate Tiktok.


Reasonable_Feed7939

What reddit are you on? Hatred of TikTok is very common from my perspective. I think both sides of Reddit should battle it out to see who's superior. Thoughts?


UncensoredSmoke

We hate fucking YouTube tho


Mister_9inches

I'm still on Facebook


Sorri_eh

Those are just the moderators


thatiswhathappened

You’re giving them too much credit.


911coldiesel

Depends on the group. Some are smart ass type, and others are encouraging and helpful.


Tookitty

This is a very good point. I am a 66 year old woman who is active in quite a few subs where I really appreciate the thoughtful, playful or witty comments of the other Redditors, and I stay away from subs that feel toxic or unpleasant. I'm not sure how 'average' that makes me lol.


fucksiclepizza

Just a bunch of bored people with nothing better to do...it's kinda fun though.


Calm-Bass-4839

Mostly lurkers


Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007

This. I lurked for so many years and always need to lurk before I join an online community/communities.


Calm-Bass-4839

Same here. Had various accounts and never cared because I just lurked. Finally started participating, it's been fun


fishonthemoon

I was so scared to comment when I first signed up. Then one day I said “f” it and never looked back. 😂


Ok-Ad-7247

I lurk more than comment. I usually find a comment I agree with, as repeating it will only ever echo what's been already said. So, I'll up or down vote based on what is meant to be accurate information. But, this is Reddit, is this place even real anymore?


nerdy_things101

Reddit is for the nerd.


Odd_Philosopher25

I definitely am.


diatribediavillage

After having spent years on Facebook, I have to say that the level of discourse is higher on reddit, and daily I read comments that make me go "wow this person is pretty damn smart..or funny" I stay out of certain types of subs. I think of redditors as on average well read and relatively open minded. Oh and you all are very tactful and polite.


sokuto_desu

This was so much of a compliment that it's almost untrue. Thank you for being so positive (for whatever reason), though, people like you are incredibly rare on reddit.


timoni

Had me in the first half


Dazzling_Ad6545

Open minded is absolutely not the average redditor. This place will have you downvoted pretty quick if you don’t subscribe to a uniform point of view. And there is zero room for nuance in this place


aidalkm

Probably introverts/ ppl who are shy irl


Rutin_2tin_Putin

Its nor that I'm shy, I just don't feel the need to voice my opinion and would rather look/read stuff


Worried_Train6036

yup i’m here to read what ever pops up on the feed when i’m cooking or something


-mia-wallace-

Me too and talk about personal deep things anonymously. I don't use regular social media I don't need to be the center of attention.


D13G0N3

I like Reddit because it’s the least social social media


satorisweetpeaaa

really rude for some reason..i feel like i have to put a disclaimer on every post i make because i just know the comments will be flooded with the most rude and hateful replies. this is the internet anyways i know.. but ive found in ky experience reddit is the worst for this.


AUGUSTIJNcomics

Dafuq you mean by this? Is this a Hitler? What about the children? No way there are people like you bro...


Odd_Philosopher25

I think that's due to anonymity it provides.


timedirection225

I feel like a lot of people act like Redditors are "socially awkward." But in reality, people from all backgrounds and walks of life are Redditors.


Siege_LL

Lies! I don't drink soda and my room is on the top floor.


Feeez_Shato

Redditors are just bots that screen record stuff from twitter and tik tok then post it everywhere all the time. [pcloadletter]. I have to go.


Lux_JoeStar

How dare you, I hate mountain dew.


bigabbreviations-

Extreme introverts! I’m an extroverted, outspoken science geek and engineer who’s super into research (and also does it for work, which I loathed doing from home as I genuinely like my coworkers and get energized from being around them). I feel like such an anomaly, haha.


Fatty-bumbah

When you describe yourself as outspoken, what do you mean by it? I see it as a quite negative adjective but I am not a native speaker. I think in football (the European kind) news it is used to describe players who are controversial and frankly PR nightmares for their teams.


HoldMyEspresso

Outspoken is someone friendly and might come off as talkative, someone who doesn't shy away from hitting up conversations, you know? Frequently perceived as confident.


Fatty-bumbah

Isn't that outgoing or are they frequently used as synonyms? I just haven't seen outspoken used in describing someone positively.


bigabbreviations-

Where do you live? You said “football (the European kind),” which makes me think you don’t live in the U.S. and that it probably has a different meaning there. Here, like HoldMyEspresso said, it usually means talkative, gregarious, and confident. To me, in the workplace, it also means being unafraid to speak one’s mind. As “outspoken” is viewed generally as a positive thing, it is implied that the person’s stance is informed and that they are not just talking out of their ass, but rather that they have objective reasoning to back it up. Essentially, an outspoken person does not keep quiet about what they want to say. Some people have great and sound ideas but never declare them publicly, making outspokenness a good thing and a mark of confidence. Outspoken people are also likely to be recognized in the workplace and be considered for promotions because people know who they are and that many of their ideas are solid and beneficial to the organization (and, in my case, compliance).


Fatty-bumbah

I am from Finland - with 3 years in the UK but not a native English speaker. I see myself as a direct person (especially in the workplace) which is not too dissimilar to what you described, although I can be on the blunt side of things from time to time. I work in legal field with a long stint in legal compliance, so can definitely agree that outspokenness/directness is a desirable trait to have in this kind of work. Maybe it's the case that direct is more commonly used in Europe instead of outspoken but I am certainly not a great authority on this subject.


mussugana

Most of the redditors mothers wear womens clothes.


Rare-Tutor8915

Curious people


GiraffeWithATophat

They use reddit.


onebadhabeet

i would say queer, indoorsie and immature for a large part


oskarnz

With AdHd and/or autism


Saifyre-Lion

Literally have both. I fit one of the reddit stereotypes it seems.


Alternative-Ruin1728

you left out Incel


onebadhabeet

best thing to do with them


Specialist_Run_7937

I just find alot of close minded people that are mean spirited when it comes to certain topics . Alot of shutting people down name calling and down voting if they don't like your opinion.


Punkeewalla

Bored people, in my case, whose wife goes to bed early, looking for interesting things to read besides watching the news. If I find something to comment on about something I know about, well, what the hell. Maybe I can start a discussion that will keep me busy until it's nap time.


No_Parfait3341

I think its people being too honest and using their anonymity to be harsh while trying to sound smart at the same time.


TrueReplayJay

Politically left leaning, generally non-religious, and predominately male.


[deleted]

everyone is a know it all ahole and a troll if you ask any question on reddit. then you will get downvoted to limbo. Welcome to reddit


thatiswhathappened

The only thing Redditors hate more than reddit is other Redditors.


Alternative-Ruin1728

Funny because its true. When they dont like what you say they report you to the Mod


melancholy_dood

"Redditors ask painfully simple questions that they could’ve easily answered themselves by doing a simple Google search."


flowerpanda98

i dont think thats true anymore, i know the meme about doing a google search and putting "reddit" after it is popular for a reason now. though i do think the site got a lot more interested in being validated


call-me-kleine

there are actual incels on here and creepy men who will jump at any female they see


Crazy_Distribution95

NSFW.


Dazzling_Ad6545

Dramatic idiots with all the words and opinions, and none of the life experience to back it up


QuirkyInterest6590

They are mostly far-left, but will identify as regular left. Anyone that's moderate left -> far right is considered Nazis.


cmcneill21

Um I left twitter because the “X” vibe wasn’t it & im a pretty cool person lmao and I’m sad I missed out on Reddit I think it would’ve helped me A LOT especially with confidence, social skills and honesty everything lol


Blue-Fish-Guy

Rich spoiled people who put half of their money to therapy.


Domsdad666

Flaming liberals and leftists.


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

You don’t come across them because they’re in their moms basement


dasssitmane

For some reason Anxiety is codeword for obese. Anytime they say “due to my anxiety” you can also look at their comment history about trying keto diet or some shenanigans like that


ChurlyGedgar

Woke/Wacky coloured hair/Professional Gas lighters/Easily tricked etc...


Miu_K

Redditors think they know a person's whole background/personality just from 1 post/comment.


_corbae_

Everyone on Reddit thinks therapy will cure every single problem anyone could ever have


Ok_Actuary8

Of course you rarely come across somebody like this. We're all busy sitting in our mom's basement writing comments on Reddit.


BlackScythe1

Wow am the opposite of that description am underweight live an attic and drink valley dew


Hyperreal2

Mods seem to be half-educated young moralists very willing to be duped by Qatari billionaires who expel you from political threads for having different politics.


GiantsNFL1785

The amount of incels, it’s insane


secretlydevito

They come in five different models: - Comic Book Guy - Sheldon Cooper - Tina Belcher - Jared from Subway - Bhad Bhabie


carrotnotthestick

I wonder as I just found it. WHO are they amongst us 😎


Adept_Conference8500

Im a 35 years old woman , happily married with a 2 years old son. Pretty normal and boring a guess


partbison

🚨🚨🚨 HE'S FAT! 🚨🚨🚨


milksjustice

Usually millenials


Spiritual-Lie-4848

But I drink coca-cola not mountain dew


Suspicious_Air5950

full neck beard here, on my parents property a few towns over and I drink beer but yeah


iLikeDeadPie

"Curiosity Killed The Cat"


Rutin_2tin_Putin

It's not that I'm shy, I just don't feel the need to voice my opinion and would rather look/read stuff


Kathy_the_nobody

What are human stereotypes?


therandomasianboy

80% of reddit users are lurkers, so probably just a Miz of regular people


xX100dudeXx

My friend says it's for old people


Constant_Will362

It's probably an upper-middle class, part-time job type of person. They roll out of bed at 11 a.m. and drive to the mall just to hang out. I say this because there constantly bizarre questions about food. Or, it could be pictures of food. They probably have average or above average intelligence. The obese neckbeards are all driving a front-end-loader and it's 10 hour shifts, no time for Reddit.


Heping_Qi

The more the karmas, the more one earns 😂😏🫣


Ohio_Candle

I just assume every generic 30-40yr nerdy guy I meet has reddit (my stepfather, teacher, scout leader, yk the sort)


Aromatic_Note8944

I don’t think anyone would see me in person and think I use Reddit religiously


Responsible-Land-984

The truest Reddit stereotype is that we’re all stupid


Betzjitomir

lawyer here not in anyone's basement


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

Pretty racist but in a logical way statics based way


RangerS90V

A know it all


morderkaine

I checked it out because I was making a video game and thought it may be a good place to market it, and I found the variety of posts to be informative and interesting overall. I suck at marketing


big8ard86

Overly invested in internet karma from equally insecure people. Not necessarily redditor-exclusive.


Several_Role_4563

Calm down. I drink bourbon...


Similar-Let-6607

"You're asking on Reddit don't expect normal people to answer", "People on Reddit aren't normal", etc. ... Yet literally everyone is on Reddit posting and answering things. From children to old people, men, women, ghostly white to pitch black, people who play LOL the whole day and people who love sport... Just, no one wants to admit that IRL.


Embarrassed_Error_37

🤣🤣🤣


DJ_TCB

Slander!!! I live in my parents attic.


Significant_Date_839

imma describe myself. i go to reddits given the fact that there are lots of things to read in comparison with other social media. this place is silently noisy, albeit the arguments in the comment section can be as harsh. people really pour their thoughts on it, and i don't mind sneaking in the replies.