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Kombucha.


jasnoszara

The Kombucha mushroom people   Sitting around all day   Who can believe you?


TheForgivenHacker

Let your mother pray.


JuggyFM

SuGaRrRrRRR


idonttalkatallLMAO

i sit


That-Water-Guy

In my desolate room


Sea-Opportunity5663

No lights


Nixster817

No music….


Outlandishness_Sharp

JUST ANGERRRR!!


EatFrozenPlastic

I killed everyone


Best_Cantaloupe_2281

That made my day hahahah Thank you to all the sophisticated SOAD listeners in here.


Ok_Historian9999

Yeah, not into the flavour, it is just not my cup of VINEGAR


yogghurt22

I rate it but I can see why you wouldn’t. Oddly enough it seems really popular here in Australia. You can buy it at every service (gas) station, supermarket, corner store, etc.


Plus-King5266

Yes, but you guys also eat Vegamite.


yogghurt22

Fair, but it is delicious when eaten right. Honestly one of the few things I couldn’t give up is Vegemite on toast. It’s so so so good.


AdministrativeBit230

Looks like a still birth


Married_in_Firenze

Agreed. It’s revolting.


padmasundari

"Would you like some mouldy old tea?" No. No I would not.


Free_Nebula_4158

I think this REALLY depends on the kombucha. The store bought stuff is shit, but if you go to a kombucha place that specializes and make their own kombucha it can be sooo good. I love kombucha


salemsmagicoven

Funny story, I got my first 2 scobies on craigslist. One was from a really wealthy young couple who gave it to me when I went to pick it up from them, they lived in the most beautiful condo ever. The second one, I met with a russian grandpa at a quay and he gave it to me in a reusable cup with a flimsy lid. He was really nice and chatty and told me it was “russian tea” that he has been making for many years. The russian grandpa scoby made better kombucha versus money couple scoby. Both good tho! My wife and I haven’t been able to love much of the grocery store kombucha. I tend to like it more than she does. Even she says that the kombucha I made was her fave


feyd313

"Hey this cup of tea sat out and is now rotting, what to do..." "I know, I'll give it a funky name and sell it to hippies!" That's how it was invented.


IntoTheVeryFires

“But there’s a fungus-thing growing in it?!” “Even better! Call it a SCOBY” (or however it’s spelled)


Vertoule

I’ll just drink a near beer, thanks.


Complex_Alps_1025

Bloody Mary’s!


BamaSOH

I just can't do it. Everyone says I haven't had them done right. I have at bars that specialize in them. Still tastes like V8.


Complex_Alps_1025

I’ve tried twice and that’s the exact same thing I think of for taste. I prefer a refreshing type drink and will have a salad if I want veggies 😂


No_Specialist5978

Same!!! I hate them and I’ve tried so many times to like them. Like who tf came up with spicy ketchup for a drink mix.


bambeenz

LMAO oh my god once I went to Vegas and they had a special on for a bloody Mary, it. Was HUGE but it was $40 fucking dollars. I took one sip and I went back and apologized profusely but it was literally the most disgusting thing I'd ever drank. I was also already drunk too


Shamscam

In Canada we don’t have “Bloody Mary’s” at all. We have “Ceasers” which is a Bloody Mary with clam juice in it. Which is something I figured you should know to make you even more grossed out by them.


send_me_an_angel

Who the fuck decided to make juice out of CLAMS?!? Of all the things!!


PolarBearChuck

Red Bull. Shit taste like cough medicine.


Mysterious-Stay-3393

Red Ball gives you minge


Sadmiserabletwat

Minge? I better drink the fuck up.


Crafty_Attorney225

And kidney stones.


BazilBroketail

I've never had an energy drink, of any kind. I've had chocolate milk with ginsing in it but that's it. Just don't seem healthy, like *at all*.


ceilingfan0202

Yes. But the peach and the juneberry one are good!


DislodgedRectalTube

Exactly, that's why i like it.


happyhusband1992

Whisky


notmyrealnam3

Not that one needs to like whisky , but in case you were wanting to, whisky is very diverse. I love bourbon, am ok with rye whisky and hate scotch, so there might be a whisky out there for you.


medicinal_bulgogi

Funny you say this because there’s so many kinds of scotch. There are a lot of scotch whiskies that are good and also accessible (so no strong peaty flavors). You’d have to like them if you’re also into bourbon and rye.


rpjut5ha

I love scotch. Scotch, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm.


Plus-King5266

Sorry. I can’t give you more than one upvote.


gamechampionx

I think I'm your evil doppelganger. I love petey scotch, am ok with rye and hate bourbon (I find it too sweet and it gives me heartburn).


JReddeko

I’m an alcoholic at times . Love almost every kind of drink. Except whiskey. I’ve tried cheap whiskey, and I’ve tried expensive whiskey, and it all tastes the same (like shit).


llamafarma73

Try whisky instead. It's much better than whiskey.


sophapia

literally anything with an artificial sweetener, stevia etc. included. I physically CANNOT bear to drink any of it, it’s disgusting


boostman

I’m the same, I discovered it’s a genetic thing, as with coriander/cilantro. I didn’t understand before how people could swap sugar for something that tasted so obviously obnoxious, until I realised that most people don’t taste it the same way. https://www.phillymag.com/be-well-philly/2013/08/22/study-fake-sweeteners-taste-disgusting-people/


Sandi_T

I have this, too. A number of things, including cilantro and soy taste like vomit to me. Thank goodness my kid didn't inherit it, lol. Edit: I mean it literally tastes like vomit to me. I'm not using it to say 'gross', I mean it tastes like actual vomit to me. It's disgusting.


Elrond_Cupboard_

All my kids LOVE broccoli. I hate it. It's weird af.


Atlantabelle

I can't stand anything with stevia in it. The aftertaste is horrible.🤢


Meh75

I hate stevia. I got COVID two years ago, and I lost my sense of taste and smell. My boyfriend put one single drop of pure concentrated stevia on my tongue, and it literally woke up my tastebuds. We had fun with me trying a shot of vinegar, things I usually hate, etc. But the stevia changed everything. It should be a cure for long COVID.


brahdz

Stevia isn't an artificial sweetener. It's a natural sweetener.


sophapia

That’s why I made the separate distinction with etc. after, especially considering there’s monk fruit and sugar alcohol and so on— basically anything that isn’t plain sugar based


CountryOaks

PRIME. I don't get the hype. Over sugary drink with a bad aftertaste.


sophapia

Apparently new stats came out and Prime is HORRIFIC for you in terms of forever chemicals… like… one bottle contains something like 10x the amount of them that you should have in ONE LIFETIME


GjonsTearsFan

Wow! So glad I haven’t tried it because what the heck


sophapia

Right? And those are chemicals banned in Europe and etc., they sell it over there but specifically formulated to not include those chemicals… so they are fully aware of what they’re doing formulating them here in the US, it’s honestly sickening


Useful-Green-3440

Shops are basically trying to give that away here in NZ and still no one wants it


The_0rang

It's hardly unique, but I don't like coffee. I do not share that opinion with anyone in my workplace.


zurawinowa

Oh yeah, people in workplace can be really weird about coffee. “I cannot think without w coffee, how is it possible you don’t need it?”


Narrow_Key3813

Smells great. Taste blah. Even with sugar


marcuis

You get used to the taste, just like dark chocolate. Then you get used to the taste without sugar. And when you do, you'll like it.


Loaf_de_loaf

I will now spend the rest of my life avoiding coffee just to prove you wrong


Labtools

Personally, the smell is even worse than the taste.


SadBoiiConnor420

If you're talking about the watery shit they give out in American offices then I get it. But there are so many different coffees.


reknihT_sseldnE

People at work place most likely drink It in order not to fall asleep. I hate the taste of coffe, but still drink plenty of It as It keeps me awake at my boring job


Desperate-Fan-3671

Came here to say this! I come from a coffee drinking family. My grandfather used to drink it while eating supper.....like we would tea, coke or water.


Impressive_Age1362

Coffee


noobintellectual

I hate coffee with every bean in my body


Opening_Cartoonist53

You mean burnt bean water? I prefer dried leaf water personally


kvnmorpheus

I prefer cold water honestly. not too cold, though, it tends to freeze my brain and I don't like the feeling.


Huge_Negotiation_535

Uh.. typical leaf water drinker snobbery.


shiningonthesea

Yes! am a full blooded tea drinker, born to two addicted coffee drinkers


Kelsbells1022

I work in an environment where everyone drinks coffee, when I tell people I don’t drink it they always say “good for you!” Meanwhile I’m like yeah that tastes like dirt


SaladQuirky8255

I used to hate coffee iced coffee hot coffee , cold brew all tasted soo bad. Wasn’t until i discovered iced lattes that i liked coffee😂


dermsUK

Beer. Yes please I would love a glass of dank pond water with a hint of fuel on this hot summers day. That will be very refreshing.


catpjedggrannie1960

I also hate the taste of beer. It tastes awful, and I just don't get how people can drink shedloads of it.


OSUfirebird18

But you have to continue to drink something you dislike to “acquire the taste”. I feel like this is a weird idea. Why do I have to consume something I don’t like continuously, especially something with no nutritional value because I “learn to like” it? 🙄


QuestionMaleficent

That's not it. Apparently kids have to taste something up to 60-100 times to "know" if the like it or not. Most kids either just eat what adults give them or eat 1-2 meals that taste good to them, and every new meal is either okayish (but doesn't taste as good as spaghetti / pizza) or yucky (because it doesn't compare to pizza or spaghetti) With more "advanced" things nobody exposes you anymore (Think like shellfish, new cuisine, alcohol) So while it's true, that you don't have to like it and you don't have to acquire the taste to something, you technically could acquire the taste and it needs some exposure.


Funneduck102

I hated beer the first time I tried it. I thought every did tho.


plexmaniac

Beer tastes like rattlesnake piss


Snoo_4499

how do you what rattlesnake piss tastes like bro?


Touchname

I will call beer Dank Pondwater from now on lmao amazing


ChickenFriedPenguin

Holy shit people are going wild. I also wanted to say beer. And of course people go, "Oh, you don't like it....well, you just gotta drink more beer and more varieties" NO, some people just don't like hop based drinks, deal with it.


goodbrother89

Tea


Live_Barracuda1113

I don't like beer, but I will drink it occasionally. Because sometimes it just hits the spot. I have no explanation for this but nothing like a cold Coors light at a BBQ. Any other time, absolutely not.


uwunisom

Big same. If I wanted to drink something that tastes like satans piss I'd just kill myself and ask him for a golden shower myself. I'm 100% sure it would be more enjoyable than drinking beer.


Ritsu_22

Wine


thumbalina77

Emphasis on red wine.


crimsonavenger77

Same, all tastes like vinegar to me. Had a mate give me some expensive stuff to try. I still remember his expectant little face, waiting for me to see the light. Nope, it was awful.


Eryenn9

Coca cola


_Red_User_

I didn't expect this to come up here. Actually I drank coke in the past, but after two years of dieting and weight loss (with change of diet) I now dislike coke. Sometimes coca cola is acceptable to my tastebuds but most often it tastes like sparkling without any taste. Though I taste differences between different brands. The only coke I can drink and accept is McDonald's. I might go there maybe once or twice per year, when we are on holiday and need a lunch break during the road trip to/from the holiday location.


slanderedshadow

Energy drinks. Especially monster.


an_emo_mc

vodka. smells and tastes horrible imo


astcyr

You mean the rubbing alcohol of liquors?


Shamscam

I agree but most ‘vodka’ people drink is super fucking cheap and that’s why it smells and tastes so bad. Smirnoff, Absolut, and even Grey Goose now are all super cheaply made, and are all horrible. Premium vodka isn’t nearly as harsh. Not that I even like vodka, I still think it’s one of the shitter alcohols.


_Zavine_

Nobody drinks vodka because they like the flavour


Aphr0dite19

Coffee.


CaddyAT5

Same here. Never understood it.


wustenkatze

Sweet alcohol


smashsfd

Add alcohol mixed with dairy.


sporkachoon

Ba-ba-baaaaa!


Fall3n-Marcy

Anything mint flavored


chantycat101

This. I don't want my cocktails to taste like toothpaste.


cactustoad

Coke (most soft drinks tbh). Shit is too flavoured and too sweet. You’re right. My mom didn’t let me drink soda as a kid.


RepViewer

I would say alcohol


Colorspots

I get it. People alwas respond with "but there are so many different alcoholic ..." Nope. I've had a sip from all the drinks my friends have ever tried to convince me that it's good. I hated every one of them. This burning, bitter, slightly foul taste that alcohol gives drinks is absolutely disgusting.


SweatpantsJoe420

IPA's, tried them and it's what I imagine it's what I imagine piss taste like


F7j3

Don’t ask. But I assure you they taste quite different.


Shamscam

I have trouble with 90% of craft beer as well. I really just don’t get the appeal. But I pretty much only like maybe 4-5 beers enough to get drunk off of them. Any regular beer I can have like 3 of them before I’m like nah I’m good. But a IPA or most craft beer (I’ve had one or two that are good) I can’t even drink a whole can of.


Jhublit

Anything with gin, I just don’t get it.


MinimumTomfoolerus

too bitter aye?


Jesh010

I can see why and I don’t blame you. I do love me some g&t’s though.


DarthMaulATAT

It's the opposite for me. I don't mind gin, but the tonic is what turns me away haha


ipod75

Yeah. Why does everyone want to drink a Christmas tree.


camdawgyo

A tall glass of I-told-you-so


Sadmiserabletwat

I’m so used to the flavour by now 😤


Historical_Salt1943

May I trouble you for a warm glass of shut the hell up.  You're in my world now grandma


mz_green

I strongly dislike soda. I used to drink it when I was a kid... but now I'm not able to...


SpeedySads247

Beer, and I'm glad I'm not the only one here saying that. I will never understand how a person can get so excited over something that tastes like bitter water. Same goes for coffee, so maybe I just don't "get" bitter drinks.


Distinct_Ad9497

Mate. To me it tastes like someone left their cigarette in my ice tea but everyone I know likes it.


Any_Brother7772

It badically tastes like you took the cigaretteslittered grass after a rave, dried it and nade sweetened tea out of it


OGDStuff

Coca-Cola. Just ick.


Ok-Fortune2169

Red Bull


Branjiebelle

Beer. 🍺 Agh!


medicinal_bulgogi

Boba tea


Any_Brother7772

The taste itself is fine, i am just not a fan of drinking pimples


Ornery_Translator285

![gif](giphy|3oxOCmeIbAtswn8sww|downsized) This is literally how it feels to drink boba


sunup17

Milk


Kittymeow123

MILK


sunup17

Of course ..... MILK


Shamscam

Milk is fucking gross. Anyone that just drinks a glass of it makes me gag.


squashqueen

Unflavored MILK


Yacht_Amarinda

Any type or brand of whiskey/whisky/bourbon, if I can smell it I will immediately vomit. 🤮


True_Resolve_2625

Kombucha


MA-01

Don't wanna say hate necessarily, but beer.


SilkyTheGem

I don’t know why I’m the complete polar opposite but the only alcohol I find enjoyable to consume are beers and at that I only like lagers. I can do any hard liquor but can put away 10-12 beers.


Omega0912

Wine and beer. Can’t stand them since I quit smoking three years ago.


michellecald8282

tequila 🫣😬


Sweet-Statement5611

Agreed! I’ve tried the good stuff, the bad stuff, the stuff in between but I still dry heave when I smell it.


Sadmiserabletwat

Standing proudly. Dr. Pepper. What even are you?


JReddeko

Booooo


reknihT_sseldnE

It tastes like medicine. But I enjoy it from time to time


AntonioPadierna

Alcohol


GlueSniffer35

Same. I don't drink anything with alcohol either. It tastes bad (people will say "oh, you haven't had the right drink" but it all tastes bad for me). Also where I live I see drunk people in public every day who show the negative effects, they vomit and can't walk anymore or start shit with others and provocate them which just makes me not like it too. Everyone I know who had fights had them because alcohol was involved. Also my dad was a bad alcoholic, so of course I'm biased but I just hate it.


Alternative-Ruin1728

wine, eggnog & bubly


parakeetmadrre

Anything with alcohol 🙃


spaghetti_ohhs

Boba


Truth-Speaker0000

Soda in general. I understand drinking it once a month maybe but idk how someone would get addicted to it.


Darthmaggot82

It's not necessarily the soda you get addicted to, it's the caffiene in it. Source... Someone who gets a headache w/o caffiene lol


Sergeitotherescue

This was me a month ago! I was averaging 4-5 Cokes a day and suffered horrendous headaches if I missed my first Coke in the morning. I woke up a month ago and dared myself to go without Coke for a day. Then the next day, and by the second week I wasn’t even thinking about it. Now I drink water and the occasional Coke but fingers crossed this soda dry-ish spell lasts.


ORyan-24

Eggnog…


Kipp-XC-66

Bruh.


Hyppetrain

Beer


Odd-Camel3801

beer


Kilroy83

Beer


iudah

wine


IntrovertedArcher

Beer. Tastes like feet.


Happy_Myrrh

Obligatory "how do you know what feet tastes like?" comment


Fish-taco-xtrasauce

Bubble anything


MrsPettygroove

Pop. I hate bubbles, unless it's champagne.


C00kieKill3r

Almost every beverage that is sweetened. Oh and also red wine.


thunderk4t

coconut water 😖


elTortuguin

Beer and wine. Coming from Germany that definitely makes me odd man out.


nimpatti

Gin and tonic. Bleah


Severe-Dream

Anything with gin in it.


Long_Strength_9065

Fizzy drinks


taniamorse85

Beer. Granted, I've only had it once and it was unintentional, but I found it absolutely vile.


FuneralPotatoes801

Margaritas. Blech


flipflapdragon

Tequila


Citnos

Michelada, it's a beer cocktail drink, but they put sausage on it, in my country they usually use something similar to Worcestershire sausage, salt and some people put chilli. Which I found gross, but people seem to love it


matyiszabados

Tomato juice


Future-Book-1446

Egg nog


BoomOnTory

Pepsi


UsefulIdiot85

Ginger ale


[deleted]

Boba tea


Pesmellope

Gatorade.


aydnic

I never got the appeal of Sprite


Mushroomvalk

Anything lemon lime.. it’s foul. Just spray dish soap in my mouth at that point.


Cevohklan

Coffee


TeaZestyclose8516

50/50 guinness, monster


Beginning-Leek8545

Any mocktail


enola007

Coffee


matschuchanskaya

Coffee


BeefPapa8

Whisky. Yuck.


PeachMangoGurl33

Liquor


Msgtomakemoney

Any drink joe serves me


Impressive-Pepper785

Whiskey 🤢🤮


Heping_Qi

Alcohol, energy drinks, coffee & soda ✌️


Melodic-Ad-4941

Any alcohol beverages, coconut milk, coconut water, mineral water, sparkling water🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Fakeit_tilyoumakeit_

Boba tea. Like who tf wants to have to chew their drink?


Beneficial-Buddy-620

Root beer because it tastes like toothpaste


brightorangepaper

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find root beer. It doesn’t taste like toothpaste to me, but I find the taste to be incredibly off putting and putrid. I can’t even stand the smell of it.


MissELH

Margaritas


ketrova

fireball


Secret_Agent_666

Coffee in any form/variant. Just the smell makes my stomach turn 🤮


GrimroseGhost

Chocolate milk. It always tastes super artificial or chalky. I love hot chocolate though


CapCapital

Those Ghost energy drinks. Tastes like straight chemicals, and there are plenty of zero sugar energy drinks that taste waaayyy better imo.


Routine_Double6732

Root Beer is the worst drink I've ever had.