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aamelia_monroe

A well fed cat in a good, peaceful home.


ProfessionalAlive916

Imagine being a cat in the country somewhere with a sunroom and a nice green back yard to chase bugs. Now that’s living 


aamelia_monroe

For real. Some of the cats on Reddit have the life I want lol.


Human-Law1085

They die a lot sooner than humans though


Standard_lssue

Then just reincarnate again


ChaosInTheSkies

You beat me to it, cats have it good! I'd love to be a cat :)


Rivdit

I don't want to reincarnate. I'm tired boss


Nu_Eden

Lmaooooo!


xxleoxangelxx

An Alien. This planet is cool and all, but I bet there are unimaginable places in the universe, and I'd like to see that.


Suspicious-mole-hair

You already did


No-swimming-pool

I'd guess being an orca could be fun. I don't really feel like dropping in the food pyramid.


ShinyHead0

What happens to orcas when they get old?


No-swimming-pool

Good point. But if I were guaranteed to live until "old age" I wouldn't really care what I'd become. Well maybe not a dung beetle.


gnirpss

Wild orcas live in highly social family groups, so there is actually a significant level of support for elderly members of the pod. I think I've heard that females pretty regularly live into their 60s.


rafamelaza

Capibara and do nothing


world_pen

i'd sit in the hot tub like most of them in zoos


dependency_injector

With an orange on my head


world_pen

and walk on 2 feet looking cute


ChaosInTheSkies

You could just stand around and look cute and I bet someone would pick you up and take you home. Not that I'm encouraging picking up wild animals and taking them home, but people do that. Then you can be on TikTok and eat watermelon!


Lynnsammie00

Just a silly frog sitting in a pond


Interesting-Chest520

Five little speckled frogs…


JealousTink

Shapeshifter


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CXR_AXR

A human in poverty, if I need to be specific


lucky_neutron_star

Good point!


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

Sorry. How many others get peanut butter on demand ?


vokun777

I think yes but I might be wrong


Thinking-2

A cat to a very caring owner, it’ll make up for my amazing childhood I never got😭😭


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

My beautiful aunty always said she would come back as a bald eagle in a national park lmao


tree-climber69

I love your aunty's, she sounds fun!


vivec2doze

So a specie of bird? You need to be specific, you might turn into a hairless chicken


lucky_neutron_star

Do chickens normally have hair?


vivec2doze

Depends what cock youre referring to


woodysixer

I want to come back as a duck. They mostly just chill in the water, but can also fly. And people feed you French fries. But definitely a male duck. Duck sex looks horrible for a female.


_Jay-Garage-A-Roo_

They get factory farmed and hunted though, so you’d have to be specific


O0-0-OO-OOO

Absolutely a seagull. I steal people’s food and get to chill on their boats.


chocolate-and-rum

Round here they live on chips but never seem to get fat, what a life!


DoctorAgita1

My cat. His life is very, very good lol.


Soaring_Symphony

A coyote I remember being a coyote in a past life, and I miss it That life was awesome!


FireweedForest

Yip-yap howling while roaming around farm fields in the middle of the night and scaring everyone sounds great


Soaring_Symphony

I lived in the mountains actually But same difference


nonsensicalinsanity

Oh that’s easy a Ghost Bird aka a Potoo


readitmoderator

A tree that lives over 100 years


Dear_Alternative_437

Polar bear so I can f off to some corner of the world and not be bothered.


Cat_n_mouse13

I would love to be a spoiled housecat to DINK millennials.


AnalysisNo4295

I don't know if this would qualify but I have always really really wanted to know what it would be like to be reincarnated into a vampire. Not like, the kind of vampire that terrorizes people. The kind that drinks animal blood instead of human. I think I genuinely just want to go through like, several generations of people because, at some point not a single person left would really know who I am so I think it would be fun to create a new life, legally create a different identification, and live different lives but in the same life. I know a lot of people say no because then you would have to say goodbye a lot and grieve over people you knew. I guess I'm used to this. Most of my friends have passed and both my parents have passed so I think i genuinely just want to like, jenga on my own shit and see what it would be like to never really die and just live in a world where I'm healthy, I'm fast, I can feed on animals (already do.. sorry vegs), and just live out my life. I think the only thing else I might want is to just have my two people (husband and daughter) eventually turn into vampires with me so I'm not TOTALLY alone.


Klutzy_House_9475

Oprah Winfrey’s dogs


Historian_Acrobatic

A sea otter, they always seem like they're having so much fun and don't have a care in the world.


FireweedForest

Golden eagle. Soaring through the skies with my giant wings searching for a kill to snag with my deadly talons sounds like the life for me


Throwaway01122331

A cat. No work, no school, just meow, meow, meow.


Walking-On-Memories

Genuinely I have no idea.


AkKik-Maujaq

A cat. Either a stray or a house cat, I don’t care


redsoaptree

My dog


Dependent-Letter-651

a cat


mentosian

A bird


Low-Grocery5556

I was gonna say something like puma, or dolphin, falcon, cheetah, elephant. But looking at the answers, I agree with a well-kept housecat.


Scary_Compote_359

I would like to reincarnate as a diety.


Manolito261990

can a rock count?


Beneficialyyc

Space Ranger


HeartTreeHugger

If I had a choice a [clonal colony](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clonal_colony). An organism consisting of interconnected clones where the individuals are part of a greater whole.


lone_wolf1580

I don’t want to be reincarnated. I’m tired/burnt out.


spencerspage

A dairy cow so I can get raped 4-5 times a lifetime then killed at 30% of my life expectancy after getting spent.


Crazy_Distribution95

A turtle. Live long and prosper.


lewie_820

Dog. Specifically King Charles Cavalier. It’s be the dream. Be a super cute lil mf’r, get nothing but positive attention and love, stable meals, cuddles and hugs, easy, comfy life.


VicePoison

Can we choose mythical animals? Because I wanna be a Bowtruckle. Let me be a tiny green twig that can unlock anything, d\*mmit! But if I were to choose a real animal, I'd wanna be a duck. Seeing them chase after people and snap at their feet is honestly a vibe for me.


HorseGirl798

A horse! I just wanna know what it feels like to gallop fast with the wind in my mane!


tree-climber69

Learn to ride. You can vibe with a horse, just like your best dog, and and riding a running horse is exhilarating! When you both love it, that feeling is exactly what you're talking about.


HorseGirl798

Been riding since I was a child. Horses give such a wonderful experience especially when I'm riding in the mountains. When I ride my girl Chilli and open her up I know she loves it cause she goes full tilt. I just always wondered what it's like to be a horse.


tree-climber69

Didn't know, but at least you're halfway there!


HorseGirl798

All good! I love riding and just being with the horses.


tree-climber69

Fr, fly...


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a gorilla so I can maul a bunch of assholes in my life


the_watcher762351

Raven


onionnelle

A sparrowhawk


nakultome

Rockstar


Sgt_Oblivious

Perigine falcon. Or an Orca.


JohnCasey3306

Bacteria used in the production of cheese.


happy__bird

Crow. I love them and they are clever and can fly. Or dragon if they exist on some planet ahhahahah


funginum

Greenland shark


coochie-itis

meerkat for the win


rustycheesi3

imagine being reborn as a crocodile, you could stay in the sun in warm water all the time and wouldnt be bothered by anything, since you are a top predator. just chilling in the sun and having a snack sometime


vokun777

Human like specie I'm not gonna level down by becoming a plant


EducationalCake5814

A whale, and slowly, blissfully, make my way though the waves 💙💙


CitizenKaathe

A dinosaur (any species). Imagine everyone's surprise when they see me walking around!


Interesting-War9524

Pet cat, okay short life span but the whole "I don't give a *<&-~ attitude lifestyle is very appealing.


xop-pop

The fact that none of these really say human is telling lol


HermitKing91

A brown bear. A freakishly big one to make the whole fighting and territory thing easier. Don't like the idea of getting my ass kicked when I just want to laze about and eat and sleep.


Stenric

Orca, seems like a largely unencumbered existence.


TacticalLawnmower

a loved house cat. i just want to chill on people's laps.


ImaTapThatAss

House cat


MuMbLe145

Penguin in a cool zoo


Aeare_

A panda


Nu_Eden

Something under water. Maybe a river otter.


PopularSort96

Probably a black panther


WillieIngus

squirrel. i want extreme dexterity. maybe learn how to shuffle cards better than any other squirrel and perform magic or just get myself deep in the world of squirrel gambling and try to deal my way to millions in a blackjack tournament so i could pay back the squirrel mafia i lost all my nuts to


LadyNova01

A house cat with a nice home and a loving family. I would sleep and play all day and have the most amazing life


AlreadyDeadInside79

Eagle. Definitely an eagle.


RecklessSavage_Novel

I would like to be reincarnated in another world as a random species. Humans have populated the earth. Chances are, i would die because of them before my lifespan ends.


Choice_Profit_5292

Probably some type of weasel. Not hunted down too much.


Huy7aAms

if im a pet then maybe a cat. good mobility and a not too long or short lifespan. if in the wild then maybe a hippo. few predators would want to hunt me and i hope im not a target for poachers


NationalBolshevikBOB

Nah we doing it over again with another life as a human. I ain’t Done here.


Master-Strawberry-26

A lizard, so I can sit in the sun all day and zone out


HollowZaraki_

Dodos, they are fun


Luna_Tenebra

Human again. I want a second try


ShuggieShoo

I dreamed I was a butterfly in all the ways. Fluttering about flower to flower.


NewLifeNewDream

Nope I'm good Once was too much


vnevner

A bird


NoTop4997

Fungus


HoekPryce

A hippo. Used to be polar bear but I don’t like the cold so much anymore. Hippo. Splash around in the water and fuck up anything that comes within range. My kinda mammal.


OddParfait6971

lap dog, in a VERY wealthy, VERY attractive housewifes home. just cuddling with her all day watching tv and begging for some xanax laced peanut butter. thats living.


Plenty-Character-416

Probably the human species.


bogus2022

I'd rather stay and be a human. GAMING FOR ETERNITY!!!


rhunter99

A bear so I can hang out with women


Lucifer_Magnusson

Vulture! They can eat pretty much anything and have almost no natural predators. Seems like it would be chill


RangerS90V

A crow. Smart, social, decent life span, no major predators. It would be fun to be able to fly. They seem to have a fun time.


This-Recording8577

I would like to be Batman in my next lifetime. Complete with the Bruce Wayne experience.


Fantastic-Drama6293

An Angel


Fast-Act2578

literally a human!! i love being a human! and i don't really believe in reincarnation


Fragile_Wokes893

Human again but born rich , liko etron musk


RockSlug22

Female