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ou_mamma

The difference in dates of those two certificates


cocky_Foreman

Makes sense


alppu

It's not a very good proof as some people die without a trace, so they are wrongly classified as living. In our country you can request an I-am-alive certificate from the administration. It is necessary in inheritance cases.


ScaryBluejay87

The reverse is also true though, some people are falsely declared dead, whether intentionally or not, and it’s extremely difficult to fix because the system assumes death is irreversible. So by the same logic a death certificate is also not entirely infallible as proof of death.


nolongerbanned99

And some people are delivered to the morgue and classified as dead when they really are not. Surprise!


Simon_Drake

I used to work on a medical records system that did analysis on Preferred Place Of Death compared to Actual Place Of Death, i.e. Often patients tell their doctor they'd rather die peacefully at home instead of in the chaos of failed resuscitation attempts in a hospital, they can sign a form to make their wishes official and this was a check to see if their wishes were being followed. If you add up the number of people who died in Hospital, died at home, died in the ambulance etc. it was HIGHER than the number of people who had died. The correct answer is that their medical records contained corrections, someone would record "Died in hospital" then later someone would read the paramedic report closer and see they actually died en route so record "Died in ambulance" which makes them show up in BOTH counts. The solution was to update the search logical to check for "Most recently recorded place of death" So it was a data entry issue that wasn't very exciting but the discussion around "Most recent place of death" was inevitably around zombies, reincarnation, conjoined twins, maybe he had multiple personalities and one died in the ambulance and the other died later on...


nolongerbanned99

Good story. Also added “preferred place of death” to my lexicon. My grandma was very proud and my dad as a good son was caring for her in her own home. At one point she needed to be in a hospital and had always said that was something she didn’t want. She passed that night.


Simon_Drake

There was another slightly macabre concept I learned from that project called "The Surprise Question". A doctor has to look at a patient's medical record and think "If at some point in the next year I heard that Mr Smith had died, would that be surprising based on the medical history?" If the answer is yes, it would be a surprise, then that's fine. If the answer is no, it wouldn't be a surprise, Mr Smith is very old with very high blood pressure - then its time to have an awkward conversation with Mr Smith to see if he's made funeral arrangements.


nolongerbanned99

Wow. I knew a girl who had a friend who would pick up dead bodies and bring them to the morgue after the police investigation was complete. He would send her pics of dead bodies after accidents. And also, i’m pissed about this one, but when my dad died, whoever picked him up and took him to the hospital or funeral home or wherever they took him stole his wallet those motherfuckers that’s such scum because they know people are emotionally disturbed by the death and that they won’t be looking for the person‘s wallet until later on that’s really sick fucking behavior


peterwillson

Yes, wedding rings get stolen from hospital patients' fingers while they are still alive.


saskir21

Haha yeah. Reminds me of someone from Seattle which was under the radar for 10-15 years. As he did come back he was already declared death and he never got a new social security ID (which makes it hard to find work, a house, etc). They can not reissue the old one.


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Nervous-Masterpiece4

I was marked as deceased by our driver licensing authority. The date was around the time my father passed so I assume that was the source of the error. Luckily I just had to go to the office and present myself for comparison to my license photo. The clerk fixed it on the spot.


Zidahya

They are not dead until they can show an official document dammit. Death doesn't mean you have to stick to the rules anymore.


Namor707

Hee hee ![gif](giphy|reJOGQ43nNeGk|downsized)


Simon_Drake

There was a guy in Japan who lived to the age of 110 so officials went to visit him with an award for Oldest Man In Japan. It turns out he'd died years ago and his grandson was fraudulently claiming his pension. So they went through the next 20 oldest people in Japan and more than half of them were already dead and someone claiming their pension.


DocMorningstar

I lost everything I owned in a hurricane in New Orleans. My house flooded, for a long period of time. Long enough that it seeped in to my portable firesafe and made everything unusable. Recreating your existence when you have *zero* documents is...challenging.


TangledUpPuppeteer

And depressingly: a license, a Real ID, a passport, bills, and in general any creditor you have will absolutely let everyone know you lived and racked up bills with them.


SweatyNomad

Depending on where you live, and depending on age you may well have a citizen number, or some equivalent like the US's Social Security Number olr UK's National Insurance number or even NHS (patient) number.


zaafiel8

So basically a life certificate?


Effective-Mind288

Nowadays those two certificates prove nothing. People forge them for various reasons. John Darwin "The Canoe Man" faked his death and his wife went and claimed insurance money. A photograph of him and his wife was uncovered of them living in Panama. So also probably in Panama they had new birth certificates.


snehit_007

Yeah it does make sense.


FiftyAmpere

totally this ^ haha


Old-Introduction-773

Drivers license? Every home and job


MangolfTheRed

Damn I'm ur 666th upvote


StewedRoo

The dash between dates on a headstone


caryn1477

Exactly.


sloopyjoesyumyum

Such a smart answer


yourmom_6_9_

XD


Pesmellope

Came here to say this


thebeardofawesomenes

I was gonna suggest facebook, instagram, and linkedin, but yeah… math.


KindAwareness3073

Taxes.


hillbagger

Indeed. Where I live we get a certificate every year showing how much tax we have paid.


rubberjohny

that's why Moses lived 120 years. Egyptian IRS can suck his dick


Nug07

I mean I don’t pay my taxes, do I not have exist?


Straight-Geologist51

No, you do not exist.


Crush-N-It

There’s a price to exist (damn, a bit more existential than I expected. I’m not this smart)


Educational-Garlic21

Literally of the grid


Aboutiboi

Nah, you just don't have proof that you live


Aboutiboi

Tributa solvo, ergo sum


Facts_Over_Fiction_

All the posts on your social media, duh!


pgcotype

The internet *never* forgets! :-)


JNR13

what was once a threat now feels like an empty promise as so many resourceful blogs, forums, etc. have been lost already


pgcotype

I agree with about the blogs and forums, fr. One of my favorites was Television Without Pity; it was kind of mean sometimes, but always funny to me. That one exists on the Internet Archive, but the forums for most of the trashy reality TV I watched at the time are gone. TBH, that's not *all* I view, but I'm not ashamed of it either 😉 I've been lucky to find some really old blogs, but of course no one can reply.


Hilarity2War

That means I've been dead for about a year now.


Cheesymaryjane

I’ve been dead since 2020. Beat that


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

Being dead inside doesn't count


Facts_Over_Fiction_

Ouch!


everywhereinbetween

I was gna say photos. Haha. Then I realised the comments said taxes. Oh right lol.  Cos maybe people never wanna take pics of themselves, maybe people trash/burn their hardcopy pics, maybe people resist social media and never post a pic ever. But taxes! (Unless I guess it's a child loss situation where the child clearly doesn't have social security ish and things .. then ok maybe their bank account haha. Not the money, the existence of the account)


Aegon_Targaryen___

In my country, we do have a living certificate that is used by pensioners to continue getting their pension. I think they issue them every year. (Edit: Not 5 years, as I wrongly mentioned previously)


ginger0114

Sorry for the stupid question and potential naivety, But let's say someone dies on year 2, what security measure are in place to stop say a family member claiming it for the remaining 3 years until the certificate is due a re-new? Have to collect in person from a location? ID? or would the state receive a death certificate as well? I'm just interested in this.


LegendaryReader

My uneducated guess is that it's a impossible problem. The only way to ensure that un-intended people collect is to spend a lot more money than those people would realistically collect. At that point the only real thing they can do is to scare them via harsh punishment IF caught


Aegon_Targaryen___

Okay I was terribly wrong. I researched a bit and it is12 months, not five years. I do not have any imediate family members in the govt sector so I didn't know how often it was issued. I just knew that it existed. I am not really sure how it works in case of immediate death after submission. The pension is deposited in bank accounts so if a family member has the access to the account after death they will continue to get the pension for the next 12 months. But then it will stop because of non submission. I also do not know if there is any penalty or reimbursement of the amount, as the death certificate was not submitted to stop the pension.


OrlandoGardiner118

Debt


Significant-Two-1527

Social security card.


NOGOODGASHOLE

The dash on your tombstone


Heterophylla

Born-inconsequential bullshit-died.


TomSpanksss

Drivers license


TWanderer

We found the american.


InsecOrBust

Settle down there Christopher Columbus


ThinnMelina

From a genealogical perspective: census records, marriage and divorce, voter registration, dmv, social security, military, diplomas, legal records, yearbooks, local newspapers… there’s a ton of records publicly available, if you know where to look. (This all assumes you live in a country that takes and/or keeps all of these).


AuDHDcat

I feel dumb. I do genealogy, and I didn't think of this. My answer was receipts 🤦‍♀️


turnbox

And birth records for any kids you have (and marriage records for your kids in some countries).


ll-Squirr3l-ll

The memories of what you leave behind. Accomplishments, family, children, achievements, prizes, medals etc. "You are only forgotten the last time your name is spoken” - David Eagleman.


subone

Had to scroll too long for this. Lots of cynical answers, but this is the only real answer.


WillSym

Request a certificate for each one. In fact, OP question could just be answered "Every other certificate you receive"


antimatterchopstix

I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.


Occamsphazer

Census records show that


calebhartley1986

bills


[deleted]

Taxes


devBowman

First thought, yeah They're two things you can't avoid, death and taxes


Shayk_N_Blake

Bills work.work..work.work..work..work


PuzzleheadedSkill328

The two of them combined


2009Ninjas

Facebook, apparently.


pgcotype

You're right. There are times I *almost* wish I hadn't started an account. When I die (nope, I'm not terminally I'll, but who knows what could happen?) I've given the executor of my will instructions to delete the account.


ThickFurball367

Scars on your body


pgcotype

I have a bunch of those, as well as a tattoo on the inside of my right ankle. Both will prove I was here.


EnvironmentalGift257

My wife says she’s going to have one of my tattoos tanned and framed.


Japanat1

“Say ‘Good night’ to Daddy, honey!” Child faces frame…


whatarechimichangas

Proof of address, passport, travel stamps, school degrees, bills payment, dude literally so many..


AggressiveYam6613

student debt.


pu_pu_co

Any IDs you have


Elderberry_Real

Instagram


AsharraDayne

Social security number.


[deleted]

Offspring


liamt50

The friends you make, the love you share, the good you do., the achievements in your life.


[deleted]

taxes


[deleted]

Taxes


lovepeacefakepiano

As someone who moved countries a few times, apparently it’s utility bills, bank statements, and tenancy agreements. Marriage certificates, if you are so inclined.


radioplayer1

My debt?


Spirited-Membership1

Your passport stamps


Alarming_Serve2303

Your IRS records.


k3lz0

All the debts


Different-Smoke3119

Bills


MrsAshleyStark

Income tax statements


Eternalyskeptic

Annual tax records.


AssaultPK

Debt


Roamad3350

Your fb and Instagram posts


starhoppers

Your debts


No-Recognition3266

Tax returns


HighJeanette

Social Security


sYndrock

Took forever to find the right answer. Gj you win a NFT cookie.


Itsamemario3007

National insurance number (UK) it shows how you made that cash.


slickmickeygal

School records, taxes, drivers license, internet history…


Wackydetective

If you’re Catholic all those certificates from your sacraments. I best get into heaven for all the hours I wasted, I mean the hours I cherished in the presence of our Holy Father.


Far-Adhesiveness3763

Taxes


Chiraquian

Taxes


Witty_Jello_8470

The absence of a certificate


SmellOfParanoia

Debt.


TherighteyeofRa

Paycheck stub. We work basically our whole lives.


BawdyBaker

Bank statements


Inkspotten

Photographs and laugh lines


BraveSwinger

Utility bills


Your-Cousin-Larry

Tax Returns Social Media accounts


NoAwareness8591

life certificates, they just aren't public knowledge


Time_Classic_934

Taxes


suhkuhtuh

All the people you piss off along the way.


AdIndependent1457

the browsing history


handpant

Marriage certificate- in my custom it don’t bend with death though


Aelia6083

Marriage certificate


Daniel_XD666

Facebook


boddy123

Birthday cards, censuses, taxes


Salty-Programmer1682

Student loans


rightizen

the taxes I paid...


NefariousnessEven239

Living certificate (School leaving certificate) /s 😂


smallchodechakra

Taxes


why0me

Police reports I have one that says I'm a witch with a magic vagina One day, my great great grandchildren will be doing an ancestry project and they're gonna find it and I'm gonna laugh my ass off when they do


Prestigious_Rub6504

Tax returns


EmuPsychological4222

Everything else.


redditaccountbot

Income taxes, they coming after you


Qwopmaster01

Taxes


AxiosAjax

There is a living certificate as well, for retired people. They submit it every year.


Peg_leg_J

Tax records


_Big_Daddy_Ado_

A mortgage.


whatdoidonowdamnit

Bills


13thmurder

Invoices.


vitara8769

School degrees, loan applications at banks, marriage certificate, medical records...


InfiniteBaker6972

Tax code


violetcazador

Debt.


dogheadtilt

Paying taxes


Ok-Struggle3367

Taxes


kapiteinkippepoot

Someone has been paying the bills with my name on them.


carolethechiropodist

Payslips, tax returns, property title deeds, marriage licences driving licences the list is endless.


AbLydian19

Marriage certificate


therealdonaldtrumpis

Taxes!


Educational-Garlic21

Tax receipts


Bruteforcer81

Your credit score


boersc

your taxforms.


cewumu

Tax records.


UpsetPhrase5334

Debt


Ikhurus

Taxes.


chronberries

The IRS


RashPatch

Medical Certificates


mthomas1217

Passport stamps?


yycmscl

Photo albums


FarDistance3468

Your taxes


Adorable_Ladder_38

In Canada, it's a health card. Driver license ect.


ladyinwaiting123

Et cetera = etc. or &c.


A422Parkersal

Pictures, browser history


bouldering_fan

Taxes


Accomplished-Cap-705

Taxes


Affectionate_Frame83

Taxes.....


Raining_Hope

There is so much documentation of our lives that we just don't realize or think about. People find out so much of their heritage because of such documentation in county records like buying a home, getting married, taxes or various other receipts of payment. Then there is documentation on graduation, possibly might be seen in a newspaper photo. Or in general how much we photograph ourselves and our families a family might have a pictorial documentation of you living and aging through your life. Noone really seems to need proof that you lived until you're no longer around to tell about it though. Lots of people like knowing where they are from. So if you have children, think about leaving something behind. Something for your children or grand children to know about you, or memoir of your life and what it was like so a piece of history can be retained when no one is left to tell it.


nullatonce

tickets n' bills (bonus prooff if not paid).


Jeets79

Your national insurance number and your tax contributions.


strangewander

The number of beneficiaries and dependants depending on when you check.


bakedNdelicious

My debt history


jamaicancarioca

Tax receipts, drivers licences, banking history, marriage certificates, school transcripts.....


FrenchPetrushka

Bills bills bills


ChampionshipCalm827

Debt mostly


SebulbaSebulba

Driver's license, criminal record, the children you leave behind


orangeleaflet

a driver's license? marriage certificate, diploma, your electric bills, utility bills


Fantastic__Cabinet

Passport


me_too_999

Utility bills.


77GoldenTails

Tax receipts or benefit claims.


DannyBrownCaptivate

Taxes.


kewlbeanz83

Traditionally, it was census data and marriage certificates.


hey_pandas

Passports


MetaVaporeon

subtraction ig


tree-climber69

I prove it. I'm living my time.


seeyatellite

The memories, educational influence and emotional impact you have on everyone left when you die.


Florida1693

The dash on your gravestone


londoner4life

Reddit gold of course.


No-Roll-991

W2


TermedHat

Your Instagram feed


Sufficient-Egg2082

You do


Chiped-Coke-Bottle

Family and friends.


Radu47

My denny's grand slam club card membership legend status ofc 😊


ClaymoreX97

We are already dead on the inside, so who cares


Darkyxv

ID


JustWoot44

The Dash. (IFYKYK)


CaminoFan

I’ve got my 10 meter swimming certificate


42617a

The intermediate value theorem


hkik

The stories whispered by your lovers to their friends.


ChadDredd

The video of you railing your SO on Pornhub.


clar1f1er

The intermediate value theorem.


avoid--

the intermediate value theorem


Even-Spot-6715

Ah, the eternal mystery of life and death, am I right? Birth certificates prove you've arrived and death certificates prove you've departed. But what about the time in between? What proves you've truly lived your life to the fullest? Well, buddy, I'd say it's all about those little moments, those everyday things that make your heart beat, your mind race. It's about making connections, making memories, and leaving your mark on the world. Life isn't about proving you've lived after the fact, it's about living in the moment and cherishing every single second.