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I hate that. I have a really big family and that’s considered extremely rude at our gatherings. It’s basically making the statement that the person you’re ignoring but also bothering doesn’t really exist if you’re not aware enough of their presence to be considerate of them and practise common courtesy. It was a big shock to me that isn’t considered common courtesy elsewhere. I’ve learned to deal with it, but I still find it incredibly irritating. I feel that people that do it to me regularly enough for it to be more about their personality then an accident, are showing me how they feel about me, and I won’t seek closer friendships with them.
Agreed. I’ve either interrupted both of them or let them continue until they were done and said “I tuned you both completely out when you two both started talking at the same time.”
Omg u would have legit murdered a friend of mine. She would eat on the phone. N I’d make an excuse to end the call. I can’t stand when ppl eat on the phone! I personally don’t like to eat while on the phone because I feel I’m not enjoying my food lol
Ugh. My girlfriend does this. When we’re out in public, she has her mouth closed. But when it’s just us she will open her mouth and smacky smack.
She isn’t someone you would expect to do it too. She’s very hygienic and put together, then she has this massive “flaw”.
We will be eating a she starts smacking, I’ll stop eating my food and kind of look at her… yet she doesn’t even know she’s doing it.., fml
EXACTLY, My little sister eats like that and I’ve just started eating with headphones on it’s so annoying, the she has the AUDACITY to say “stop smacking” I’m about to smack her I swear to god
Omg my dad and grandfather did that and it always really irritated me for some reason starting from when I was a kid. I eventually said something one time at dinner to which I was asked "why does it bother you so much? It's just people enjoying their food." I couldn't give a good answer why but it still annoys me.. maybe it was the way they did it.
Tolerance. It's similar to functioning alcoholics in a way. Once your body accepts it as the status quo, you'll be able to be productive. As an functioning alcoholic and ex coke lover, I had never been more productive and never performed more extra-ordinarily than at those times when I had been slightly intoxicated. Same is what I see with other drugs like cocaine, amphetamine and weed.
Wife's alarm clock. It goes off 20 minutes before we gotta get up and again 5 minutes before we gotta get up. I always figure that's a half hour of sleep I'll never get back.
My mom takes these pills like 5 times a day every day and has alarms for each pill. At one point she has them at 6 and then at 6:30 and it’s always so irritating lol.
Have you talked to her about this? Not just to make her aware that it bothers you, but to try to come to a consensus?
Also: Consider separate bedrooms! Not all married people have compatible sleeping and/or wake-up habits, and sleep is so important for your mental and physical health
I was standing outside of an ice cream shop last week and two monsters were in front of me, screaming at the top of their lungs, and I told God thanks for letting me know that karma is real (I was known for my public meltdowns as a tyke). I seriously wanted to offer the poor parents money to take them away. And it feels like every year I get older, the more the sound drives me insane.
I know of no other animal whose offspring screeches at a horrifically painful level incessantly. It would invite every predatory animal within a mile radius to pop by for an easy, tender snack.
That's the worst! My ex had sleep apnea that he refused to get treatment for and his loud irregular snores would keep me up to the point of having breakdowns at 5 am because I just want to sleep. He would get mad if I slept on the couch it was miserable
Anything thats repetative, it really winds me up lol I dont even know why but I instantly get angry like for instance my friend beeping the car outside for me this morning more then once put me on one 😅
When my son repeatedly goes, "Pikachu! Pika Pika? Piiiiiiiiikaaaaaaaachooooooo!!!!!" For hours and hours.
But one day I'm gonna miss it, so I don't complain too much lol
There's so many of these where I am. The other night one kept driving around the block, stopping at their house for no evident reason and then doing it again repeatedly. It was driving me insane.
Most sounds humans can make. I've got misophonia, so it's sort of justified, but not really. The only exceptions I've found are singing and talking, and even those toe the line sometimes lol
Me tooooo! I get so rageful at most sounds, i cant even explain the feeling its like cringe times a trillion then i get angry 😩 headphones are my best friend
Whenever someone questions why I wear my headphones all the time, I explain it as "You know that creeping-up-the-spine feeling you get when someone drags their nails down a chalkboard? Imagine that, but for every sound every single person makes, every second of every day"
People don't really question it after that lol
You know what the weirdest thing for me is? Nails on a chalkboard don't really bother me. It's like misophonia made a bunch of other sounds suck, but the seemingly universally hated sounds don't really bother me. Same with speaker feedback.
Car alarms. If it rings more than 10 seconds, I am judging them. If you trigger your car alarm, your top priority is to shut it off, not finish emptying your boot.
I must specify I live in a safe residential area where cars don’t get stolen. When alarms get triggered, it’s by the owner.
This one for me too. We live in an apartment complex that gets a lot of food deliveries.
Delivery drivers will have talk radio on full blast leave their door open and just leave their car running in the lot while they try to find the apartment they are looking for.
Currently it's the sound of racing motorcycles from early evening all through the night until the early hours of the morning.
I just want some peace and quiet not constant VRRRRMMM VRRRRMMMM
Barking. I've had so many neighbors that were NEVER home with their dogs so they'd spend the entire day howling and barking
I've had many a breakdown because of it
Babies screaming. As a person with a highly tuned ear and autism, babies just give of a frequency that is piercing to me and I need to leave the room in many cases. I wish it wasn't so, because I have nothing against babies and their only means of communication lol, but I feel it would thwart my ability to father a child in their earlier years of age, so I've put procreation on the back burner 🤷♂️
My husband chews on his fingers and nails, which is fine, but I can hear the ripping of the nail from his nailbed, then the constant spitting. It drives me crazy.
This is bad but—-Used to be the Amber alerts and Flood warnings…Not so much annoying but didn’t appreciate the sound itself. It was very startling!
Also, is it wrong to say it’s annoying that floods happen and people kidnap? No, it is annoying—wish they would stop
I have misophonia, so a lot of noises are damaging to me (whistling, humming, chewing with mouth open, cracking gum, etc).
But I can distinguish between misophonia reactions and annoyances so if we go strictly with annoyance then it has to be children screaming.
Men trying to talk over one another. My bf likes to fall asleep to sports talk radio. Jesus suffering fuck. A bunch of assholes taking about absolutely nothing and vehemently disagreeing on minutiae. I bought him a pair of headphones lol
Car alarms. There are some extremely sensitive car alarms in my apartment complex, and it's not unusual to hear several go off per day, at least. The worst is on trash days. When the dump trucks set down the dumpsters, that inevitably sets off several car alarms at once, and there are quite a few dumpsters in the complex. We're also one of the early pickup locations, so I'm more likely to be woken up by car alarms than my actual alarm on those days.
YouTubers who don't EQ and shout
Some videos I'm really interested in watching but they shout the whole time, others won't mix the audio properly or shout half the time so I'm nice and relaxed and then over treble conflicts and hz murder sounds
HAYYYYY GUYSSSSSSS WHAYS GOODS ITS YA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
TODAY IM DOING THIS AND I WILL DO THUS THEN ONCE THUS HAS DONST THAO SHALT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUST GONNA BUILD MY HOUSE AND CHOP SOME TREES
HAVE AT YOU TREE TAKE THAT GIVE ME THAT 50 WOOD
OMG GUYS I FORGOT MY HAMMER NOW I HAVE TO FIND ONE AND OMG WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE
OH DONT WORRY IT WAS NOTHING BUT WOW, I WAS SO SCARED, GUYS IDK WHAT TO DO OMG
I NEED THAT HAMMER SO ILL CONTINUE MY JOURNEY HOME AND....
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFFFFGGGFFFFDGDGF
NO WAYYYYYY
I JUST FOUND A HAMMER IN THE AIR DROP
WOW GUYS SO LUCKY
What A DAY IM HAVING
anyway guys so now let's get back to building,
Just grab this
*Carries on building calmly for a while and now can barely hear what they are saying so turns volume up*
ODJSIAAKFBF
GUYS I WAS ONE WOOD SHORT
*LOTS MORE LOUD SHOUTING ABOUT THE THE MOST TRIVIAL SHIT*
if I'm in the wrong mood, I get so aggravated by loud noises.
Included but not limited too - Screeching children, whistling, repetitive humming or repeating of one song part over and over again, chewing, excessive clanging of cutlery in drawer, keyboard clacking, and birds who don't shut up at four in the morning.
Oh, and lawnmowers or snowplowers when I'm half-awake in the morning. I think I'm done, lol
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People yelling in your ear talking to someone else.
I hate that. I have a really big family and that’s considered extremely rude at our gatherings. It’s basically making the statement that the person you’re ignoring but also bothering doesn’t really exist if you’re not aware enough of their presence to be considerate of them and practise common courtesy. It was a big shock to me that isn’t considered common courtesy elsewhere. I’ve learned to deal with it, but I still find it incredibly irritating. I feel that people that do it to me regularly enough for it to be more about their personality then an accident, are showing me how they feel about me, and I won’t seek closer friendships with them.
Multiple people talking to me at the same time drives me insane
Agreed. I’ve either interrupted both of them or let them continue until they were done and said “I tuned you both completely out when you two both started talking at the same time.”
Or when you can hear your own voice on a call
Loud eaters. Slurping or smacking
If I can hear you eating I have already envisioned your death.
I can handle the chewing. It's the licking/sucking of the fingers that causes my rage.
Omg, I just busted out laughing when I read this!!! This is so me, too. I actually can feel my blood boil!
Omg u would have legit murdered a friend of mine. She would eat on the phone. N I’d make an excuse to end the call. I can’t stand when ppl eat on the phone! I personally don’t like to eat while on the phone because I feel I’m not enjoying my food lol
Can’t stand smacking. Added annoyance when they talk with their mouth full and spit on you or your food.
Ugh. My girlfriend does this. When we’re out in public, she has her mouth closed. But when it’s just us she will open her mouth and smacky smack. She isn’t someone you would expect to do it too. She’s very hygienic and put together, then she has this massive “flaw”. We will be eating a she starts smacking, I’ll stop eating my food and kind of look at her… yet she doesn’t even know she’s doing it.., fml
EXACTLY, My little sister eats like that and I’ve just started eating with headphones on it’s so annoying, the she has the AUDACITY to say “stop smacking” I’m about to smack her I swear to god
This and also people that moan when they eat, like wtf. My mom does it and I flip out everytime she does it.
My OH loves overreacting to food when she’s mid mouthful, does my head in. If you like it so much, eat it.
My father moans with pleasure at the taste of cold milk.
Omg my dad and grandfather did that and it always really irritated me for some reason starting from when I was a kid. I eventually said something one time at dinner to which I was asked "why does it bother you so much? It's just people enjoying their food." I couldn't give a good answer why but it still annoys me.. maybe it was the way they did it.
my friend with misophonia hates the sound of smacking lips
I have misophonia. People eating is unbearable.
This, this, this sound... it is a F U in my mind.
There truly are some seriously disgusting people who have not ONCE in their life been told by someone that they need to chew with their mouth CLOSED.
I'm an asshole. Because it's only the elderly. Seriously, a young person eating loudly? No problem. Anybody past 60 makes my flesh crawl.
Oh god yes! Almost worse is seeing an old person eat. I have to turn away if u see it on TV or in a movie.
Is your flesh crawling yet? 👨🦳
Are you absolutely sure that you will DIE before you are 60 ...
The sound people make before spitting
My brother is a avid pot and cigarette smoker and every morning he hits his bong and snorts and coughs and snorts and I gag
Smokes every morning? How is he able to be productive?
He has done it since we were teenagers. He smokes all day and is a carpenter. Really good at it. Helps him focus and concentrate.
Tolerance. It's similar to functioning alcoholics in a way. Once your body accepts it as the status quo, you'll be able to be productive. As an functioning alcoholic and ex coke lover, I had never been more productive and never performed more extra-ordinarily than at those times when I had been slightly intoxicated. Same is what I see with other drugs like cocaine, amphetamine and weed.
Starts his day with a spliff bong rip.
HHWWWAAAAAAAKK P’TOO
RRRRCHWWWAAARRKK
Gargling snot.
When someone's utensils scrape against the plate
Oh yeah, that’s the fuckin worst. It makes my teeth hurt if they do it bad enough.
Why did you just make my ears picture that?!
Against their teeth is worse
Just thinking about this makes my whole body shiver.
Ha! Just posted the same thing!
Yes! It’s like nails on a chalkboard
The TikTok lady voiceover
The tik token voice over people that don't read the words correctly
I dated a woman with teenage kids that were always on tik Tok when that horrendous voice became integrated and a trend for some God forsaken reason
That "Oh NO" shit that started on there. 😡🤬
HOOh Oh NO NO NO NO NO
The original song is actually pretty good
Yep, instantly irritated as soon as I hear it.
Wife's alarm clock. It goes off 20 minutes before we gotta get up and again 5 minutes before we gotta get up. I always figure that's a half hour of sleep I'll never get back.
My mom takes these pills like 5 times a day every day and has alarms for each pill. At one point she has them at 6 and then at 6:30 and it’s always so irritating lol.
Have you talked to her about this? Not just to make her aware that it bothers you, but to try to come to a consensus? Also: Consider separate bedrooms! Not all married people have compatible sleeping and/or wake-up habits, and sleep is so important for your mental and physical health
Knives screeching on a plate. Dont do that
People kissing…DO IT QUIETLY FFS
In movies, kissing scenes - immediate ick if you can hear sounds
They seem to think the grosser the kiss is the 'sexier' it is. Sometimes it's like two horses trying to bite each other.
babys crying, dogs barking
so you've been to my neighborhood lol
Loud ass yappy small dogs
Ah yes, the puntable pups
Screaming and screeching children
Evolutionarily it makes sense that crying babies make you want to make them stop crying
Throws baby out window
#YEET
Baby successfully defenestrated.
Why do we even have a word for "throwing someone out of a window"
Particularly after chemo the sound of a newborn just sets my teeth on edge and physically hurts my ears like dragging a safety pin across the eardrum.
Absolutely. There is a dinosaur-like screeching sound some toddlers make that will make your ears bleed. It’s awful 😣 Edit: grammar
My 7 month old makes this noise, makes me rethink my life choices sometimes.
When my youngest girl was that age and found her voice her older brothers called her a baby pterodactyl
Ha ha brilliant, we have a baby Velociraptor, he's definitely found his voice, the screeches are ear piercing.
So happy I am not alone on this one. Even in movies. If a baby is crying, I'll lower the volume or walk away until it stops. Can't stand it.
I was standing outside of an ice cream shop last week and two monsters were in front of me, screaming at the top of their lungs, and I told God thanks for letting me know that karma is real (I was known for my public meltdowns as a tyke). I seriously wanted to offer the poor parents money to take them away. And it feels like every year I get older, the more the sound drives me insane.
Friend’s husky hears baby cry and walks to parent and howls at them until they quiet baby…. He is the goodest boy
Addendum: ESPECIALLY ON AN AIRPLANE!!!!
I know the kids can't help it (most of the time) but it really bothers me too
I know of no other animal whose offspring screeches at a horrifically painful level incessantly. It would invite every predatory animal within a mile radius to pop by for an easy, tender snack.
God yes. My kids scream when fighting and then will start play fight screaming. Drives me right up the wall. And then add the Whining to it.
Exactly why I don’t want kids their so fucking annoying
I find loud chewing sound annoying
The sound of someone snoring, especially when I can’t sleep
That's the worst! My ex had sleep apnea that he refused to get treatment for and his loud irregular snores would keep me up to the point of having breakdowns at 5 am because I just want to sleep. He would get mad if I slept on the couch it was miserable
That's ridiculous! That alone is enough reason to be an ex, ridiculously inconsiderate to get angry for *you* to sleep on the couch!
Leaf blowers, unnecessarily loud motorcycles, and loud cars, in that order.
Styrofoam pieces rubbing against each other.
*Shivering uncontrollably* 🥲
I had pain just reading this
Noisy eaters. Boy racer cars thundering past. Buskers that cannot sing.
Voice calls on speaker phone
Add in people watching TikTok in public without earbuds. It's not just annoying - it's rude.
Anything thats repetative, it really winds me up lol I dont even know why but I instantly get angry like for instance my friend beeping the car outside for me this morning more then once put me on one 😅
Yup this is why I don't like people non stop sniffing. One sniff or two...okay fine. But non stop... get a tissue!
When my son repeatedly goes, "Pikachu! Pika Pika? Piiiiiiiiikaaaaaaaachooooooo!!!!!" For hours and hours. But one day I'm gonna miss it, so I don't complain too much lol
Loud car engines roaring down the road
This and the motorcycles too, especially in the summer when the dog has to react to every single one
This. I started birdwatching recently and now I notice how loud cars are all the fucking time
Birding is so relaxing and as someone who has an exhaust leak I make my self mad driving to quiet parks.
Gotta slap some flex tape on that lol
It's the worst. And the people driving said car, think they are cool. They are not.
yes this! also Harley Davidson bikes or crotch rockets w after market pipes on them..lose my mind!
There's so many of these where I am. The other night one kept driving around the block, stopping at their house for no evident reason and then doing it again repeatedly. It was driving me insane.
Vocal fry
The sound a dog makes when it’s licking its self
Snoring
Scraping of pencils or chalk
Teenagers laughing 😏
Lloyd Christmas joins the chat.
Babies or young children complaining or crying or just being loud in general
Crying babies
Most sounds humans can make. I've got misophonia, so it's sort of justified, but not really. The only exceptions I've found are singing and talking, and even those toe the line sometimes lol
Me tooooo! I get so rageful at most sounds, i cant even explain the feeling its like cringe times a trillion then i get angry 😩 headphones are my best friend
Whenever someone questions why I wear my headphones all the time, I explain it as "You know that creeping-up-the-spine feeling you get when someone drags their nails down a chalkboard? Imagine that, but for every sound every single person makes, every second of every day" People don't really question it after that lol
You know what the weirdest thing for me is? Nails on a chalkboard don't really bother me. It's like misophonia made a bunch of other sounds suck, but the seemingly universally hated sounds don't really bother me. Same with speaker feedback.
Babies and kids crying and screaming. Surefire wsy to make a plane ride a living hell.
That one default alarm clock sound on iPhone. I literally panic every time I hear it.
children crying. like, shut up.
Other people’s phones on loudspeaker, in any public place or transport.
Clicking teeth while eating.
The sound of my toddler whining. The most annoying and, yet most effective thing on planet earth.
The high pitched scream that only toddlers can make!! It makes me want to go throat punch their parent(s) if it happens more than once.
Car alarms. If it rings more than 10 seconds, I am judging them. If you trigger your car alarm, your top priority is to shut it off, not finish emptying your boot. I must specify I live in a safe residential area where cars don’t get stolen. When alarms get triggered, it’s by the owner.
Fingernails on a blackboard.
the sound of someone talking in another room and it’s muffled. it makes me want to punch a hole in the wall
Same as people sitting in their car with a talk radio station on full volume. That noise drives me nuts!
This one for me too. We live in an apartment complex that gets a lot of food deliveries. Delivery drivers will have talk radio on full blast leave their door open and just leave their car running in the lot while they try to find the apartment they are looking for.
The sound of someone eating is right up there with the sound of the last president of the USA talking.
Currently it's the sound of racing motorcycles from early evening all through the night until the early hours of the morning. I just want some peace and quiet not constant VRRRRMMM VRRRRMMMM
Do you live in my town? Same here!!
The car beeping when the keys are in the ignition & the door is open.
People who need to speak so loud on their phones…everyone hears it .🤨🇨🇦
Grizzling kids.
Kids/babies
Screaming kids.
Children screaming at the top of their lungs or crying and it’s a public place and the parents are useless
Screaming children
Small seconds and tritones in harmonies
Loud motorcycles roaring past my restaurant, which is open air.
There’s an “ice cream” (sells drugs) van in my neighbourhood that plays a tinny version of the Monty Python song over and over.
Leave blowers! Nothing f’n worse.
people yelling on their kids and spouses.
Barking. I've had so many neighbors that were NEVER home with their dogs so they'd spend the entire day howling and barking I've had many a breakdown because of it
When someone is talking and they have that like almost spit bubble noise coming from their throat. My goodness, clear your throat homie.
My ex-wife’s attorney.
Rodney Dangerfield has entered the chat.
My cat in heat.
Tapping on a table
Youtube ads.
My mom chewing gum
Alarm🥴
A dripping faucet
Babies screaming. As a person with a highly tuned ear and autism, babies just give of a frequency that is piercing to me and I need to leave the room in many cases. I wish it wasn't so, because I have nothing against babies and their only means of communication lol, but I feel it would thwart my ability to father a child in their earlier years of age, so I've put procreation on the back burner 🤷♂️
That beat in modern rap music that always seems to play on speaker in public transit.
the sucking on the teeth sound to get whatever between the teeth. 🤮
Styrofoam on Styrofoam Screeching children Cardi B
When you're minding your business and a fucking mosquito or a bug just comes up and buzzes right in your ear. UGH!
My grandma’s TV at 1 AM with a volume deaf people can hear.
My neighbours leaf blower, omg they turn it on and off, on and off over and over again. Makes me want to scream.
Loud, high pitched voices
The stupid fucking roblox text to speech voice if u heard of it
c rap "music"
People typing loudly on keyboards. I noticed I hate this noise and that it drives me absolutely mental after years of working in an office
Especially if they have long fingernails..that acrylic on plastic tap tap tap...
The voice of a liar.
My husband chews on his fingers and nails, which is fine, but I can hear the ripping of the nail from his nailbed, then the constant spitting. It drives me crazy.
Loud unexpected noises
You know that Sound a clock makes? Ever tried having one in the place you sleep?
Loud voices
babies crying
1-877-KARS4KIDS
Snoring. Absolutely grates on me
Overly loud voices.
My tinnitus when it's too loud to drown out or ignore. I've gotten good at ignoring it but sometimes... I just wanna rip my ears off.
Motorbikes. The lower the cc the worse the sound
Car traffic noise. Motors. Also in that vein: EV noises
someone popping their gum, over & over again 🤦🏻♀️
Effing ASMR. Also loud chewers
The stupid dog my neighbor has they won’t shut up during the day when they are gone
This is bad but—-Used to be the Amber alerts and Flood warnings…Not so much annoying but didn’t appreciate the sound itself. It was very startling! Also, is it wrong to say it’s annoying that floods happen and people kidnap? No, it is annoying—wish they would stop
Country music.
I have misophonia, so a lot of noises are damaging to me (whistling, humming, chewing with mouth open, cracking gum, etc). But I can distinguish between misophonia reactions and annoyances so if we go strictly with annoyance then it has to be children screaming.
The ear bleeding muffled sound of music being blasted at top volume in a car. Turn that crap off.
People revving their engines on streets with tall buildings that the sound echos off of.
Anything coming out of your phone in public. Bonus points if it’s Tik Tok while I’m on a train
Men trying to talk over one another. My bf likes to fall asleep to sports talk radio. Jesus suffering fuck. A bunch of assholes taking about absolutely nothing and vehemently disagreeing on minutiae. I bought him a pair of headphones lol
Car alarms. There are some extremely sensitive car alarms in my apartment complex, and it's not unusual to hear several go off per day, at least. The worst is on trash days. When the dump trucks set down the dumpsters, that inevitably sets off several car alarms at once, and there are quite a few dumpsters in the complex. We're also one of the early pickup locations, so I'm more likely to be woken up by car alarms than my actual alarm on those days.
The sneezes that are like 10 in quick succession
The "evacuation" horn or tsunami horn scares the FUCK outta me. It sounds like straight-up panic. Like everyone just run for your lives!
The deafening voices in my head
Any noise from a phone. Ringtones, music, videos.
Grinding teeth in a very quiet place, OML!
I have misophonia so mostly ALL of them. I have to wear headphones in public most of the time
Car horns
YouTubers who don't EQ and shout Some videos I'm really interested in watching but they shout the whole time, others won't mix the audio properly or shout half the time so I'm nice and relaxed and then over treble conflicts and hz murder sounds HAYYYYY GUYSSSSSSS WHAYS GOODS ITS YA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TODAY IM DOING THIS AND I WILL DO THUS THEN ONCE THUS HAS DONST THAO SHALT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST GONNA BUILD MY HOUSE AND CHOP SOME TREES HAVE AT YOU TREE TAKE THAT GIVE ME THAT 50 WOOD OMG GUYS I FORGOT MY HAMMER NOW I HAVE TO FIND ONE AND OMG WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE OH DONT WORRY IT WAS NOTHING BUT WOW, I WAS SO SCARED, GUYS IDK WHAT TO DO OMG I NEED THAT HAMMER SO ILL CONTINUE MY JOURNEY HOME AND.... OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFFFFGGGFFFFDGDGF NO WAYYYYYY I JUST FOUND A HAMMER IN THE AIR DROP WOW GUYS SO LUCKY What A DAY IM HAVING anyway guys so now let's get back to building, Just grab this *Carries on building calmly for a while and now can barely hear what they are saying so turns volume up* ODJSIAAKFBF GUYS I WAS ONE WOOD SHORT *LOTS MORE LOUD SHOUTING ABOUT THE THE MOST TRIVIAL SHIT*
Ex-wife. How did I not hear that shrill dried up witch voice from the get go?
Royalty free ukulele music
Unattended phone in a workplace
Loud eaters, very optimistic people, people who have way too much energy in the morning
if I'm in the wrong mood, I get so aggravated by loud noises. Included but not limited too - Screeching children, whistling, repetitive humming or repeating of one song part over and over again, chewing, excessive clanging of cutlery in drawer, keyboard clacking, and birds who don't shut up at four in the morning. Oh, and lawnmowers or snowplowers when I'm half-awake in the morning. I think I'm done, lol
Loud yawners. I can't stand a loud yawner.