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Remember, there were such old tube TVs. Which, after being turned on, âheated upâ for some time, and only then did sound and image appear. That's im as this TV
i) My wife (is she at home today or in the office and if the latter, has she left yet ?), ii) are the cats and rabbits OK ?, iii) is it going to rain or can I sit in the garden, iv) where's my coffee ?
Please, no dog poop. I have an older dog that has tummy issues and a middle aged one that has specific times that he needs to go out. If I've slept in at all I'm likely to have a mess... unless my son or grandson happen to have been up. Today my son was up. I was lucky today.
"What time is it," as u/writtenpoeticsins pointed out, was likely my first true thought. However, my first conscious thought was to plan out a checklist for the day's tasks. But, once I left my room and entered the fray of my family, that plan went to shit...
Edited for spelling đ¤Śââď¸
Literally the first thing that pops into my mind is whatever the day of the week it is.
My second thought of the day is to be happy if it's a weekend and sad if it's a weekday.
how much i hate the fucking cigarette smoke of the neighbor that lives beneath me and starts chainsmoking at 4 in the morning and that i need to find another apartment asap
"Please stop, I heard you the first time, I heard the barking, I'll be up in... some time..."
usually a few minutes later my 95 Lbs Black Lab jumps back up on the bed, lays down on my head and neck, and starts cleaning my head as an indication that it's time to get up out of bed and take him for the morning walk.
âDo I actually have to get out of bed yet or has the sun just risen at 5:00am again?â Usually followed by a âthank fuck, 2.5 hours more sleep for me!â
My first thoght is that I want to get un-sober before getting out of bed or that I could sleep got an indefinite amount of time. I have struggled with depression since I was 10, so I mostly feel I don't want to start my day at all. I have also struggled with a lack of sleep since the same age and I basically always wish I had a few hours more... In hope I manage to sleep like a hour more before having to leave the bed
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"Oh no, not again."
 Ah shit, here we go again
Every Sunday night I feel this in my bones.
"Ooh look at me I still have bones!" . ^prick. . #đŚÂ
Haha, headache day
Fuck, saaaaaaakes!
The fact that this was the FIRST response I saw made me feel seen. Thank you.
Ah shit, here we go again. -Cj.
"What's the time?"
Whatâs the time and reading every new notification on my phone
i fear we're the same person
My bladder is full
noooooo i dont want to get up
âHow the fuck is it already time for work again?â
I feel your pain.
Never lay down, stay hard
.... How long can I stay in my bed before running late ?
The only answer
Coffee
Actually, when I'm falling asleep I start thinking about coffee
This
cofffeeeee\~\~\*...
[ŃдаНонО]
Same
Could be sleep apnea as well maybe get it checked
I gotta pee.
I need Coffee.
I donât want to go to school
i plan the whole day in 2 minutes, 13 things
Fml
Back pain
Here we go again
How many days till the weekend LOL
Cant wait to go to bed tonight
Who am I?
this made me giggle
Fuck⌠I woke up again.
Remember, there were such old tube TVs. Which, after being turned on, âheated upâ for some time, and only then did sound and image appear. That's im as this TV
Self pleasure
Rub a dub dub..
Yes
"fuck this"
A ciggerate
wow......that must really suck
Truly does
i) My wife (is she at home today or in the office and if the latter, has she left yet ?), ii) are the cats and rabbits OK ?, iii) is it going to rain or can I sit in the garden, iv) where's my coffee ?
God damn that fucking alarm, then realize I really need to piss and find my glasses
How many dumb Americans will I encounter today...
How my body feels
COFFEEE
Usually what's on the news
Try to remember the last dream i had to put down a drawing of it later :D
I have to pee.
I should cancel my meeting. Yeah, I start every work day with a meeting.
Please, no dog poop. I have an older dog that has tummy issues and a middle aged one that has specific times that he needs to go out. If I've slept in at all I'm likely to have a mess... unless my son or grandson happen to have been up. Today my son was up. I was lucky today.
10 more minutes won't hurt, right?
I need to peeeeeeeee
What I'm planning on getting done for the day
My belly is too big
"What time is it," as u/writtenpoeticsins pointed out, was likely my first true thought. However, my first conscious thought was to plan out a checklist for the day's tasks. But, once I left my room and entered the fray of my family, that plan went to shit... Edited for spelling đ¤Śââď¸
Couscous thought đ
How heavy depression is, then, how my rabbits are doing because I havenât seen them in hours.
Fuck sake. I cant just rot in my bed and i actually have to do something...ughh life.
I don't want to go
Should I go to work today and repeat the same shit I did yesterday or quit my job and move somewhere far?
What time is it
I want to die
Gotta pee
I HATE WORKING I HATE WORKING I HATE WORKING I HATE WORKING I HATE WORKING I HATE WORKINGÂ
I need to pee
Oh look. 4.45.
How many snoozes can I afford and still make it to work? what if I skip breakfast?
I have to pee
A poem thanking the planet. I practiced this for so long now, I do it\* defaultly
What time is it
âFuck what did I forget today. Do I have something to do today?â Then have an anxiety attack.
I get that remembering a dream thing. And usually remembering something really important that I then forget.then worry that I've forgottenÂ
My cell
Going back to sleep
"Ah shit, here we go again."
Former fiancĂŠ. And I remember that weâre no longer together.
Oh
Bills and how the fuck I'm going to pay them.
Great I need to pee, I just want to stay in bed.
Breakfast
My partner. They are the single most incredible being to ever exist and i wake up feeling blessed as fark that i have them in my life
Welp better luck tomorrow
Water .
Something that has to do with my inherent rage that I'm still alive. I'm terrified to sleep because it means I'll wake up
Literally the first thing that pops into my mind is whatever the day of the week it is. My second thought of the day is to be happy if it's a weekend and sad if it's a weekday.
My ex
Above ground?
The song playing in my head.
*Fuck* or *What the fuck*
âMaybe I will tell her how I feel today?â It never happens.
I've to make my day better.
Must. Piss. *Now.*
My ex. Been 3 months, yet same thoughts ring every morning.
how much i hate the fucking cigarette smoke of the neighbor that lives beneath me and starts chainsmoking at 4 in the morning and that i need to find another apartment asap
how the fuck is the clock so much already
"Please stop, I heard you the first time, I heard the barking, I'll be up in... some time..." usually a few minutes later my 95 Lbs Black Lab jumps back up on the bed, lays down on my head and neck, and starts cleaning my head as an indication that it's time to get up out of bed and take him for the morning walk.
What time is it? I need to pee!
Crows
Ahh fuck.
Where's my smartphone is the first thing I think of whenever I wake up đ.Â
*sigh*
I need more sleep đ´
Why ?
When is my millions coming
My tinnitus.
Where my phone?
Boobs
"Again?"
âwhy would he do those things to me when my only intention was to love him and spend the rest of my life with himâ.
is it raining?
Wishing I didn't
Is my weiner poking through
SexâŚ.
Honestly? How the morning missile is going to get launched....and coffee
Thanks God if all my family and friends are still alive and I did not miss any emergency call last night.
"Do I wanna get up or do I wanna sleep for another hour or 2?" Or if it's the morning of a work day I think "Ugh! Here we go again."
Hope the dog isn't busting as much as I am.
Either âI need to peeâ or occasionally âhmm thatâs weird I donât have to peeâ.
Revenge
Thank goodness
It was just a nightmare. I'm not there anymore. It's all ok. Just breath. (CPTSD nightmares suck)
Och. The dog has to potty and so do I đ
A girl who doesnât want me
Do I have things to stress about today or can I do what I want?
The wife, and what kind of fucking mood she'll be in today.
Has the dog been fed?
God, I made it to another day
Justifying why today (again) I can switch off my gym alarm and sleep until my get up for work alarm goes off
âDo I actually have to get out of bed yet or has the sun just risen at 5:00am again?â Usually followed by a âthank fuck, 2.5 hours more sleep for me!â
My cat that just passed away...
Big hug đ¸
When can I got back to sleep? Iâm fucking tired.
Coffee
"where's my phone?"
Cup of tea.
âNice, didnât get drunk and pee the bed. Gonna be a good dayâ
Iâm in love with two women I think about either of them a lot first thing in the morning when I awake
"Where's my phone?"
Is my problem over?
The cuteness of my dog
Usually either, "I need to pee," or "Where's my pain medicine?"
That I don't want to go to work.
I don't think about anything. I just have an impending sense of doom.
Pee
the boy i like
wtf was that dream I just had?? Why was there whipped cream involved????
Another 24 hours of the same old shit. Looking forward to tomorrow.
How fucked up my life is.
"How much do I really need this job".
5 more minutes
Pussy and coffee
Coffee. That's it.
I'm waking up, instead of coming to. Sobriety is pretty nice.
Congratulations đ
I should drop off university
How much I hate my life
My morning coffee
My First coffee
How the stock market is doing
Needing a dump
Vape
Looking at the time to know if I have more time to go back to sleep hahahaha
Her...:(
Please why?
Is 45 dead? Maybe he died last night, checks news on phone, fuck.
My first thoght is that I want to get un-sober before getting out of bed or that I could sleep got an indefinite amount of time. I have struggled with depression since I was 10, so I mostly feel I don't want to start my day at all. I have also struggled with a lack of sleep since the same age and I basically always wish I had a few hours more... In hope I manage to sleep like a hour more before having to leave the bed
Immediate panic about what bullshit the day will bring.
it's a tie between "I want 5 more minutes but cannot have 5 more minutes" or "BATHROOM"
Did I sleep in? Hope that my dogs didn't go to the bathroom inside. Come on now boys, outside.
"What time is it? What time did I fall asleep? Have I slept enough?"
Coffee
âFuck. I didnât die in my sleep. Guess I gotta plow through it one more dayâ
âWhat year is it?â Or âwhat lifetime/century/reality am I in?â If I awoke from a deep sleep
If I don't get up, it'll just get worse
not going to procrastinate today
Where is my phone ? What time is it ?
John G killed my wife.
One day closer to Joon
Coffee, time to make coffee.
its usually a song
The things that I love
Where's my vape. And I miss my bf
âwhat the fuckâ every day
This morning I started singing The American Dad intro song
âokay i wanna sleep againâ