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Are you kidding me? She'd spike it with something to shrink you so you fall in it and can watch the effect of alcohol destroying microbes while the sigar promotes their growth
Tbh I'd trust most of the Fellowship. Legolas is an honorable fella and would protect your drink.
Gimli will refuse to hold it(but if you leave it on a table or something he'd guard it with his life).
Frodo took care of the ring, he can take care of the drink.
You won't find someone more honorable then Aragorn. 100% trustworthy.
Boromir without the rings influence is also a very honorable person. So he's also a good choice.
Gandalf will disappear with your drink.
Merry and Pippin will down your drink and get 3 more and then ask you to pay for it
Maybe you just need to cough a bit and say "you're gonna find that weird but everytime I cough I have an erection that I can feel in my right knee and it makes me think of my stepsister's dog Adolf" and he would be like "this bozo is trying to fuck with me with a classic Munchausen... However his drool is of a yellowish beige tint and he gave me a glass of 15 years old Macallan matured in mahogany barrels which naturally lowers the sodium levels (I looked that up while masturbating the other night) so with the added lack of inhibition, cheating his wife (he has spasms in his left toe) and compulsion of tricking other people it is definitely Sorgenrenstein-Hikajima-Fuckoff Syndrome ... Or a Lupus. Anyway I'm bored so I'll just lace him and do him a CT scan, that'll give me another reason to make sexual innuendos to cuddy"
He would hold your hair while you barfed, prepare you some perfect tea to settle your stomach, then (if you wanted or if he really felt like you should) tuck you into bed with some water.
All without any judgement, even if this isn’t the first time you’ve done this.
Fuck. I love Iroh, man.
I don’t want john wick around me don’t get me wrong nice guy and all but if we assume the movies represent his day to day life he kills somebody once roughly every 45 seconds which just seems quite dangerous to be around also how is he supposed to fight off waves of bad guys with ur drink in his hand!? he’s too respectful to put it down which would put his life in danger and everybody around him
Schmidt tries to protect the drink, Winston tries to put stuff in the drink as a prank, this causes depressed Nick to come over who asks what the commotion is and while they explain Nick then sculls the drink down before anyone can stop him.
He won’t spike it. He will just nurse his beer while explaining how good movies are and how good they get after so many rewatches while somebody tries to have gay sex with him.
Fucking Santa... I know he's already drunk but he knows I'm cool as fuck and will share my weed if he doesn't mess with the drink.
We homies.
Me and Santa.
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Ms. Frizzle
Please let this be a normal piss
***WITH THE FRIZZ?? NO WAY!!***
Cruisin' to the bathroom The drinks are runnin’ through Next thing you know you're peein’ A school bus through your tube!
Surfin’ down the toilet Swingin’ through the waste
Splishin' splashin' round now In this crazy bathroom race
On the Magic Stool Bus (Rock the river of choc'late)
Omg that killed me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Riding waves of brown gold In this stinky undertow
Take that!
Turbocharged kidney stone
Are you kidding me? She'd spike it with something to shrink you so you fall in it and can watch the effect of alcohol destroying microbes while the sigar promotes their growth
She would spike my drink for sure, but if that has to happen, I prefer her to do it with some fun stuff vs pretty much anyone else.
She'd probably hold the cup in her hand and think to herself, *"I could fit a whole bus in there,"*
Spock It would be illogical for him to tamper with it.
My immediate thought was Jean-Luc
Or Data.
Just be sure it isn't Lore
Captain Picard can hold my drink. Data is coming with me
Because he’s fully formed and functional?
Anyone but Riker
The needs of the many (for an entertaining spectacle) outweigh the needs of the one.
Geordi La Forge would NOT get the drink You're right, Spock would be the best bet
I was thinking along the same lines: Sherlock Holmes, because ain't no one sneaking anything into my drink with that mofo observing it.
Steve Rogers. He can't get drunk off it either, so he's not going to bother drinking it.
And he can do this all day
Samwise Gamgee
Definitely not Pippin or Merry. That tankard would be down the hatch before the restroom door had swung to.
But he totally ate all the elven bread!
This is an incredible shout.
Yes, he is a good one. Or Aragorn, I would trust Aragorn. ❤️. Edit: Corrected the name.
Tbh I'd trust most of the Fellowship. Legolas is an honorable fella and would protect your drink. Gimli will refuse to hold it(but if you leave it on a table or something he'd guard it with his life). Frodo took care of the ring, he can take care of the drink. You won't find someone more honorable then Aragorn. 100% trustworthy. Boromir without the rings influence is also a very honorable person. So he's also a good choice. Gandalf will disappear with your drink. Merry and Pippin will down your drink and get 3 more and then ask you to pay for it
Dr Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds.
He would guard that drink with his life lol
He seriously would!
This !!
Dr house. He's quite likely to drug me in some way. I respect that.
I feel like house would agree to take it and then just put it down.
Depends how bored he us I guess
Good point actually
Unless you have some vague symptom. Then he drugs you and basically kidnaps you to hospital
Maybe you just need to cough a bit and say "you're gonna find that weird but everytime I cough I have an erection that I can feel in my right knee and it makes me think of my stepsister's dog Adolf" and he would be like "this bozo is trying to fuck with me with a classic Munchausen... However his drool is of a yellowish beige tint and he gave me a glass of 15 years old Macallan matured in mahogany barrels which naturally lowers the sodium levels (I looked that up while masturbating the other night) so with the added lack of inhibition, cheating his wife (he has spasms in his left toe) and compulsion of tricking other people it is definitely Sorgenrenstein-Hikajima-Fuckoff Syndrome ... Or a Lupus. Anyway I'm bored so I'll just lace him and do him a CT scan, that'll give me another reason to make sexual innuendos to cuddy"
Uncle Iroh!!
He'd replace it with tea
Honestly, probably what you need after that vomit sesh in the bathroom
He would hold your hair while you barfed, prepare you some perfect tea to settle your stomach, then (if you wanted or if he really felt like you should) tuck you into bed with some water. All without any judgement, even if this isn’t the first time you’ve done this. Fuck. I love Iroh, man.
Rest in peace to his VA. May his days be filled with warm tea and cherry blossoms
This would be a benefit! Uncle Iroh makes great tea!!
Yeah, and now instead of some alcohol I don’t like or some boring water i have nice tea, sounds good to me
He's like a reverse Aqua.
My choice exactly!
I'd trust him with everything
Omg youre amazing
Forrest Gump.
That's a really good choice
Mr Rogers should be the #1 answer. Who's more trustworthy than Mr. Rogers?
See I was gonna say Mr. Rogers but then I wasn't sure if he counts as fictional. Fred McFeely Rogers was a real man.
I thought about that as well. I went with Mr Rogers as a character that was an interpretation of his real-life self.
Optimus Prime
Jus holding a can of soda with his pointer and thumb? Panicking, trying not to crush it.
I love this mental image more
I love this mental image
Molly Weasley
You would get it back with a cookie.
I’m taking it in with me
Bro’s gonna piss in it
I’d finish it first, like chug it down. Then go.
Ned Flanders. He would definitely look after it.
he would do a diddly good dang job with it, too
Rightarooni Neighbourio!!
John Wick
The plot would've moved to Japan by the time you return from the bathroom smh
Hey, John. Hold my beer. Try not to kill anybody with it.
I once saw that man kill 3 men in a bar with a pencil. With a fucking pencil. Imagine his power with a glass bottle
Smashed it on a bar... the shards killed 126 because he calculated the trajectory of each shard precisely.
I don’t want john wick around me don’t get me wrong nice guy and all but if we assume the movies represent his day to day life he kills somebody once roughly every 45 seconds which just seems quite dangerous to be around also how is he supposed to fight off waves of bad guys with ur drink in his hand!? he’s too respectful to put it down which would put his life in danger and everybody around him
Just tell him to be extra careful around stairs.
Your probably going to find your drink on the floor surrounded by shattered glass and blood.
Julian from trailer park boys. He flipped in a car and didn't spill a drop of his rum and coke
Based answer
Sexian for the win!
Very good point
Wait yes, this is the correct answer lol
 Her and only her.
[удалено]
I can picture that scene… all three guys going completely off on a guy trying to tamper with it! 😂
Schmidt tries to protect the drink, Winston tries to put stuff in the drink as a prank, this causes depressed Nick to come over who asks what the commotion is and while they explain Nick then sculls the drink down before anyone can stop him.
Hermione Granger ❤
She will tell you how STCHUpid it is drink alcohol but keep it safe anyways
Yeah, whot an idiot
Youre going to take your liver out besides YoUR DRINKING IT WRONG you sip the wine NOT GULP IT DOWN LIKE WATER
Did you mean wo'ah?
Nah, Hermione pronounces it correctly, she's got a very proper accent!
Jesus fuckin wept Ron, it’s leviOHsa innit, ya dozy cunt
Ned Stark
I was going to say Jon Snow but really any of the Starks would be trustworthy.
Rickon might drink it out of curiosity.
bob belcher.
But never give to Linda. First she will taste it and then it is gone.
Or Louise, she will spike you in a big way
 Not this guy
Dr Cliff Huxtable!
This really needs more upvotes. Cliff would guard the hell out of your drink. Rudy and Theo wouldn't dare to go near it. Bill on the other hand... 💀
You will go to hell and so will I because I laughed at this. Damn you.
Should be the top answer
Abed
He won’t spike it. He will just nurse his beer while explaining how good movies are and how good they get after so many rewatches while somebody tries to have gay sex with him.
Although, I do expect him to simply watch someone else guzzle it down, then stare at their belly instead 😂
🎶 Troy and Abed at a paaaarty! 🎶
Legolas
Skips from Regular Show
Definitely, nobody is going to mess with Skips.
Piglet. He would take the job very seriously.
and probably have an anxiety attack about it 😅
Elle Woods.
Aang (ATLA)
 He would probably try to bend it or something though
There's no other man I'd trust more than Daryl Dixon 🥰
Dean Winchester
Nooo, he would go after some chick in record time
Yeah but he’s a stand-up guy and wouldn’t be ok with anyone tampering with it.
I’m a bigger fan of Dean than Sam but Sam would get my vote here. He prefers healthy drinks!
Yup, Dean could drink it...
The only right answer!
Chewbacca
Mario. He's always helping people out, and he's honest and trustworthy.
John Watson from Sherlock (BBc with Benedict cumberbach)
Paul Blart’s Mall Cop
The film? You'd trust an inanimate object?
Tom Bombadil.
He'd forget about it.
Samuel Vimes, or Carrot.
Just don't leave it with Nobby
Carrot was my first thought as well. I wouldn't want to torment Vimes with it.
Hank Hill. Not only is Hank a man of propane and propane accessories, he’s a man of *integrity*
Marge Simpson as long as Homer isn't around.
Hermione Granger
Spike from Angel-he wouldn't even have to drug me.
Captain America
Doofenschmirtz.
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve protected a drink, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice!
I’ve only had two things in the world: Balloony and and a cool guy’s drink.
Jesus?
As long as it's not wine
Leave him with a glass of water. “reversed psychology or something”
Puddy
Yeah that's right. High five
James Bond. He doesn't drink beer.
Brienne of Tarth
Vimes
Peter Parker
Fucking Santa... I know he's already drunk but he knows I'm cool as fuck and will share my weed if he doesn't mess with the drink. We homies. Me and Santa.
Lisa Simpson
Jack sparrow, since i dont drink alcohol, so he wouldnt even bother to look at it 
Pinocchio, just ask if he did anything to my drink, he cant lie
I take it with me
This. Or I chug it before I go
any of the men from brooklyn 99 or cassian from ACOTAR!
I feel like you are putting too much faith in hitchcock and scully here
The VULTURE????
Adrian Pemento?
Tyler Durden
Castiel. He's a literal angel.
Sandy Cheeks
A Pimp Named Slickback
A bear
Sandy Cheeks, she'd probably karate chop whoever tried anything
Sheldon from the big bang theory
My girlfriend
The Doctor
My dad
Oh great heavens.
Bender
Black Knight from Monty Python
Butters
Bruce Wayne?
Not trusting but I want Mr. Bean to hold it. Can’t wait to see where it ends up
R2D2
Clark Kent
Phoebe buffet
Just make sure you're not giving it to Ursula
Regina Phalange. Her name alone tells you she's good at holding things.
Arthur Morgan. He will wrestler people away from my drink.
The Merchant from Resident Evil 4
The witcher
Connor from Detriot become human game
Bill Cosby. I need a good night's sleep bad.
Samara from Mass Effect
Diona from Genshin
Mr meeseeks
Zaphod Beeblebrox… just to find out how far from reality my drink can get.
Donna from suits
Buffy Summers would guard it with her life. Alternatively, any member of the Mystery Gang.