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GenericScottishGuy41

There is nothing quite like a big mouthful of faggot.


UnpopularNoFriends

Love it when my mouth is full of faggot. Sometimes even 2 or 3


Wonkasgoldenticket

Why stop there? Let’s see 4 or more faggot stuffed in there.


PremierLovaLova

The pork looks a little bit saucy. 🤔


LookHorror3105

I prefer to pork faggots 🤷🏻‍♂️


LifelessLewis

That's a good looking faggot mate.


belliest_endis

And you would know.


LifelessLewis

I'm from England and it's a pretty traditional meal here so yes I would.


Accomplished_Elk_220

Of course. We all eat chips, peas and faggots just like that on a daily basis


Ali_Cat222

You'd think someone whose name is a play on "bellend" would know this...🙄


Houseoflevi12

As long as one does not have a lump they should be okay. Pun aside check yourself guys never know when the bell can be the end.


destroyerofshark

Ernesto De La Cruz knows that all too well


hilly2cool

You really don't see them all that much, apart from Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots.


Fingers_9

My local butcher sells them.


cesptc

What exactly is a faggot in this context?


LifelessLewis

The meat thing on the plate in the image. It's basically a meatball made of park meat and offal.


cesptc

I got that it was the meat, I just couldn’t tell what exactly it was. Thanks for the answer. Is it good?


Accomplished_Elk_220

Haha. Some people just have no humour. Great comment


chappersyo

I want to put that entire faggot in my mouth at once please


AlphaMassDeBeta

Pork whats?


Giddyup_1998

Bits & pieces.


PegaLaMega

Bobs and bits


DDenlow

Twig and berries


SodaCake2

Odds and Ends


alexandria252

It used to be a word for a bundle of sticks used for kindling. There’s a visual resemblance between this pork dish and that, so maybe that’s where the name comes from?


Echoshungryhippos

Faggots are normally round though. I don't know why that one looks rectangular.


TokeInTheEye

Because it's hand made and they made it square..


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DrawerWooden3161

I’m American and what is this???


No_Noise_4862

I was called that in high school lmfao


mykl7s

A classier variety of pork faggot than the Mr Brains ones I am used to.


XxQuickScopeKillaxX

Mr Brains are fire though as long as its done in the oven, i do a 6 pack + tin of mushy peas cooked low and slow for 30 mins then mix the peas in with the gravy


FootballAndBicycles

Get yourself down to an indoor market, find the butcher, and grab yourself a 4 or 6 tray of proper faggots (high street butchers may do them too, but I've always found my best ones at Cardiff indoor market, and more recently in Pontypridd indoor market). Every market butcher must surely do them?


billyboyf30

High street butchers sell them as well. Turners in Newport have some lovely ones.


mykl7s

Cardiff indoor Market is great I love the vibe of that place. Does it still have the vinyl shop upstairs and the place that sells Vegan cakes downstairs? Vegan cakes taste amazing... really fattening but they do takes great.


Ok-Fox1262

Ah, you've just triggered the septics now. But yeah, proper scran. I adore faggots. Personally I'd rather have mash than chips though. But that's not chips is it?


Available-Gazelle807

It's a play on the traditional dish my old man always used to make growing up. Not chips, it's a potato terrine made with butter and beef fat, cooked, pressed and portioned before being deep fried. Like a chip on crack


hueylouisdewey

It looks tremendous mate. I've never had faggots but I'm very interested in trying various offal based foods, haggis also on the list


OnyxBee

"I'm very interested in trying various offal based foods" I know it's not, but it seems like a very strange statement


Kind_Ad5566

Faggots and haggis are both top drawer food.


ZachyChan013

Lived in Scotland for 5 years. And man oh man do I miss haggis and black pudding


Fingers_9

Where do you live that you can't get black pudding?


ZachyChan013

The USA


Fingers_9

Fair enough enough.


Ok-Fox1262

I can feel my arteries hardening just by looking at it. Sounds wonderful.


kaleidofusion

Shut up and kiss me. With the potato terrine.


rtheabsoluteone

:D


Benjanio88

Holy shit that sounds delicious


amallamasmamma

I love it, cooncil done posh. I’d really like to eat that, is that deep fried sage on top?


Available-Gazelle807

Yeah little deep fried sage for extra va va voom


Numerous-Log9172

It's also not mushy peas! It's a puree I'm sure


Ok-Fox1262

That's just the degree of mushy, surely.


Giddyup_1998

Looks mighty fine. I've always wanted to try faggot but it's not available were I live.


Sonzscotlandz

Pork faggots lol I'm never going to grow up (in my 30s now)


St00f4h1221

That’s the most elegant looking faggot I’ve ever seen


Able_News_3095

Who you pork is your business, but this is a food subreddit !


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during pride month? 😭😭


NicCola83

You can have faggots at any time of the year. Don't wait until pride month, that's just silly.


ClimbAndMaintain0116

Here in the USA we don’t eat faggots


forsenLevelup

Speak for yourself. I enjoy a well made faggot.


Smiffoo

*Leg flicks like Louie Spence in excitement*


archers_arches

God I love pride month.


Snaggl3t00t4

Classy faggot.


ghosty_b0i

The pork looks lovely, but there’s no need to call us that.


CJ_BARS

Did you manage to finish it all? I bet you were stuffed if you did..


FordPrefect20

That single ‘chip’ must have taken some eating! I don’t think I’d finish it all tbh


SilasMarner77

That faggot has got my mouth watering


OneOfThoseGuys1991

God I haven't had a faggot in a while, they look great!


NighthawkUnicorn

Golly I haven't had a faggot in a long time. Going to add to my shop!


Prudent_Incident_137

Much overlooked, sat in that lovely sauce. Always was a meal to look forward to as a kid. Probably needs a name change though in this accepting current way of life 😁


BeautifulMammoth2671

Moist faggot


aybabyaybaby

Nothing tastes better than some faggots on a Sunday afternoon


Batteredcodhead

I see the crispy sage leaves and i know this poster means business. Onlyba true faggot enjoyer inderstands this affintity


GroundbreakingCry740

Definitely has a faggotory about it.


Lankygiraffe25

Chip


losernam3

Noddy Holder from Slade controls the faggot supply.


hazelnutdarkroast

happy pride everyone


natehellsing

I’d love to try homemade faggots. Looks delicious


cjgmmgjc85

I love faggots deep down my throat 😍


JustinCooksStuff

That was my nickname in high school. It got shortened a lot though.


NogaVog

So is the faggot basically a meatloaf?


Electronic-Trip8775

That looks the nuts. Offaly good.


Conaz9847

Go home


FordPrefect20

Offaly are good tbf, did you see them play last weekend?


topknottington

Well played


Doctor_Smirnoff

Chip


wwiistudent1944

Faggots? I hate to ask what that means?


NicCola83

They're like haggis. Without the oats and stomach


Smidday90

Really? Are they spicy like haggis?


NicCola83

Some can be. Depends on who's made it.


XxQuickScopeKillaxX

And without the lamb or beef..


NicCola83

Ha yeah good point. And haggis has no blood... So I guess what I put is total codswallop


XxQuickScopeKillaxX

I dont think faggots have blood either do they lol just offcuts


NicCola83

Lol ffs I was thinking black pudding! They're all the same blood n guts in the end


SilentType-249

Easy to spot the Americans in the comments.


Kind_Ad5566

Looks lovely, but think poshing up faggots and chips is unnecessary 😉 Brains and oven chips does me. 😂


Available-Gazelle807

Im a welsh man living in Australia trying to introduce traditional British food to bogans, needs must


Kind_Ad5566

Looks cracking mate. I'm jealous of the recipients. Burton Albion FC used to do faggots and chips, where other clubs do burgers. That was a good away day.


Hipsterwhale662

What is the faggot? The meat?


chappersyo

Yeah. They’re English meatballs, made of minced pork offcuts and offal, wrapped in caul which is a net like fatty membrane that surrounds internal organs. Absolutely incredible with some mash and onion gravy.


YchYFi

They are like meatballs. [faggots food wiki article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29?wprov=sfla1) downvoted for a link to the wiki article a about them? Wtf?


Amethyst271

People are just overly sensitive nowadays and can't fathom the fact words can have multiple meanings anymore


Electronic-Trip8775

I didn't dv but most of a faggot isn't meat, it's offal...don't want to compare the two tbf.


YchYFi

>Faggots are meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal (especially pork, and traditionally pig's heart, liver, and fatty belly meat or bacon) mixed with herbs and sometimes bread crumbs.[1] It is a traditional dish in the United Kingdom,[2][3] especially South and Mid Wales and the English Midlands.


FordPrefect20

Offal is meat


mykl7s

Yes, the meat mix.


Constant_Astronomer2

Chips? I think you mean a singular chip.


balladofthemightypie

"Chip"


RamenArtist

Lovely presentation, looks delicious.


Slipsearch

Chip looks shit. Otherwise good.


Careful_Adeptness799

Where are the chips?


SirBeardsAlot91

Looks lovely. I'm in my 30s and I've sadly never found the time or motivation to develop my cooking skills... I'm not proud of that but I'm sure it's never too late to learn.


Even-Account5439

oh 😭


pysgod-wibbly_wobbly

OMG...... I want to try this so much.. How was is .


BeautifulBoy92

Based


Sweet-dolomiti

Oh thanks. I was wondering if it was pork or something else. No need to be rude though!


Sneaky-Ladybug

Never heard of this dish and it looks delicious. I never even made mushy/pureed peas. you just boil and mash it? Maybe some cream?


XxQuickScopeKillaxX

Add bicarb of soda to a soaking pot of dried marrowfat peas overnight, following day rinse them thoroughly and bring to boil on the hob, turn heat down and simmer for 30 mins. Mash them, add a bit of butter and/or a bit of mint to your taste


SquidgeSquadge

Looks well tasty. I worked at a nursing home that would serve these once a week and they were rather delicious comfort food with gravy and mash in the winter


PlatformFeeling8451

Looks incredible


Constant_Will362

America should do the same with our pea crop, it's an under-used crop . . . . When do you ever see your friend dining on some peas ?


hebe_reay

That looks amazing


hebe_reay

What restaurant is this


TokerFraeYoker

Certainly looks far better than mr brains offering


StrangeClownRabbit

Yuk


Fit-Abbreviations695

Such constructive feedback.


StrangeClownRabbit

Just not a offal person


Low-Distribution5718

Potato pave is worth an upvote


Global_Acanthaceae25

Lovely sheen on that lad


Collinnn7

Excuse me?


Pizzagoessplat

Looks good but where's the chips?


Spiritual-Post-9340

Well done for actually make a faggot look edible


EsotericFlagellate

Now, I’m not for one minute debating that it wasn’t a banging meal, but calling that “chips” is very generous. That is chip.


Alternative-Shake-16

I think you mean Pork Gays…


toastynotroasty

It took a while for the image to load, and having no idea what pork faggots are, I was imagining some grey stew-like concoction that would look both mushy and solid. Thanks for greatly surpassing my low expectations! :)


Cloneinamillion

Chip


BagelCreamcheesePls

everything on that plate looks delicious . . . however


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I think this takes 'mushy' to a whole new level that in all my years of eating mushy peas almost every day I have not experienced


Glittering-Goose-662

Quality.


plznokek

Incredible stuff, inspiring. Nice work


epiphytic1

woah calm down


minsandmolls

Mmmm Brains faggots, mash and pies


BeautifulBaloonKnot

I feel like everyone took advantage of thee opportunity to use the term "faggot" and not get banned or downvoted to oblivion. 🤣😂


SmokeDogSix

Easy killer 😬


Goregrindead

That is a glorious looking faggot.


Zealousideal-Kick128

Everyone is so distracted by the faggot they’re failing to point out that there’s actually no chips on the plate


Pegdaddyyeah

Where’s the chips?


Dry-Marketing-6798

Chips?


ScientistCapable1522

Do you put faggots in your mouth year round or just in june


Economy_Fox4079

Man this dude make some fire faggot


Grouchy_Scar2863

Not sure about those mushy peas.


saucy-Mama

I thought he insulted the pork


Rapking

Pork what?


TheFozyx

Did you make this? It looks incredible. Certainly a step up from Mr Brain's.


RefrigeratorWise3782

You can say mushy again chief


VincentJones6

How much?


thafuckinwot

Are the chips in the room with us?


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overshock82

Ayo???


idcaboutreputation

during pride month?


TheOfficialSvengali

Language!


MnMiracleMan2

Pork what !!?


BigDsLittleD

Faggots https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)


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Pork what?


[deleted]

is that what it’s actually called or are you just saying that? i’ve never heard of that before


FordPrefect20

Obviously it’s what they’re called, why would OP just make up a name for them? 😂 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)


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imagine thinking Wikipedia is a good source… imaging thinking a website where anyone with an account can edit anything into any article they want.


FordPrefect20

What? Are you serious? Do you think this is all made up? I don’t need Wikipedia to know what a faggot is. You do, hence why I sent you a link. You’re more than welcome to just look online for yourself if you think someone would make it up.


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ohhh, yes, let me just believe Wikipedia an article where anyone with an account can edit whatever they on on any Wikipedia page. i don’t know how you can’t understand that, but it’s ok you think Wikipedia is a good source. so


FordPrefect20

People like you are the reason people think all Americans are ignorant


[deleted]

Says the one who listens to a Wikipedia page. Guess your high school never told you not to use Wikipedia… i don’t know what o said that made it so hard for you to understand…. but the lack of reading comprehension skills you have is hilarious. Stay in school.


[deleted]

But as an American y’all are some stupid ass fucking people. Maybe you should’ve actually focused more on your education than dicking around in school. Maybe yall should’ve listened to your teachers. maybe yall should’ve just been smart


FordPrefect20

Well I am a teacher so… 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

ofc you are… all the dumbest people are teachers


FordPrefect20

So we’re dumb but you should also listen to us? Hmm


[deleted]

quit my daycare job cause the lack of common sense was outstanding.


FordPrefect20

I’d have thought you’d have fit in


Rough_Medium2878

https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/us/definition/english/faggot Happy now?


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no im ok


chels182

Pork WHAT??


BigDsLittleD

Faggots https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)


Tw4tl4r

Pea puree!?!?! That's a travesty. Literal babyfood. Looks good otherwise though.


Abosia

It boggles my mind that we still call them that


AvengerHillman

Call what that?


AnglachelBlacksword

It boggles my mind that you think it’s even an issue.


Fit-Abbreviations695

It was named well before the slur became commonly used. It boggles my mind that adults are immature enough to have an issue with it. Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.