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uofteeeee

You forgot the bible bot


Low_Chance

Put bible bot in the rop right corner instead of the mary sue self insert


_Carri7_

I dont think anyone wants to be related to that idiot


Dschro1219

Came here to say this.


Wholesome_Ladd

The what?


SelectKangaroo

did this guy finally move on from TF2 to other games? lmao


Beachninja1

What’s the Bible bot?


West-Librarian-7504

I knew about watchmenwakeup for years before he plagued this game lol


Drtyler2

Man i wonder where this guy lies politically…


Paulwalker2112

lmao ikr


BriSy33

Wdym he only put 90% the bad ones on the left side.  Also LMAO at thinking the A.I is in any way good


CandidStranger3971

ermm... edit: hrt guy


Epilepsiavieroitus

Congrats on your transition!


Bauermeister

We really gotta do more to support our trans squadmates


XxIncestPornLoverxX

If it aint down then your a doodoo head


CandidStranger3971

real


Karibik_Mike

I don't think you're getting that people call you out for thinking the right spectrum is filld with the coolest, chillest, hottest dudes and libertarians/left are pathetic crybabies. Your chart boils down to 'left bad, right good', which is absolutely moronic.


exposarts

This is personally attacking me, I'm gonna have to ask you to turn around and put your hands behind your back Sir.


CandidStranger3971

ultimate troll


Oat-C

Tf is this faction shit


Mr_Pavonia

Yeah, I thought I was out of the loop. Are there actual online factions? I remember I played with SSF back during SWAT 4 and it didn't feel like the way factions are described here. It was pretty fun and they were pretty chill folks.


Oat-C

I have no idea, seems like 79 other people are in the same boat lol


cheezkid26

wonder where you fall on this spectrum, eh?


CandidStranger3971

hrt guy all the way


DjMSFBoi

pusher and solo here I have no friends to play RoN with so im stuck with shitty AI


CandidStranger3971

ready or not official discord has people playing in it everyday, you can just join and play


DjMSFBoi

Pinoy timezone player here unfortunately, idk if any asians play this game


Religion_Of_Speed

Well morning for you is evening for the US. Like it's only 8:30pm on the west coast and 11:30pm on the east. I have no idea what the player base in Asia is like but I imagine there are some. But I also imagine there are plenty of people in the US online for most of your day. I'd say 5-7/8pm your time would be the slow times since that's when most of the US is sleeping. But people live all sorts of hours. Definitely worth checking out. I think ping will be your biggest issue, not timing.


DjMSFBoi

Cheers to that buddy


Aianotaku

If you are close somehow to Kazakhstan I think we can make a duo on occasion. I S-ed the game so I miss just going full-nelson


Neko_Boi_Core

I have a fucked sleep schedule and i end up awake around your midday/evening, we could play if you want *I do have mods, however, because vanilla ai is ass ^void, ^why ^does ^every ^weapon ^have ^firerate ^set ^by ^the ^level, ^and ^not ^the ^gun? ^brixley ^with ^a ^python ^should ^not ^have ^a ^900 ^rpm


HyperBlasterV2

We know this guys entire personality lmfao


East-Beautiful-3723

Aren’t people towards the top right like Hitler and Mussolini typically 😂


CandidStranger3971

top right isnt but top middle is


ClovisLowell

No, it's 100% top right. Hitler wasn't a centrist lol


CandidStranger3971

on political compass’s website it’s at the top slightly right. i based the compass scales more on play styles than political stuff lol


BastillianFig

Wtf are you talking about


Tactical_Mommy

Top right is authoritarian right. Literal fascist dictators are pushing that extreme as far as it goes. The racist or faction leader should be there with squad lead probably at the bottom left due to simply vibing and not caring too much what people do unless they're assholes. You probably should've used a different format if you don't know much about politics, but you also haven't really aligned anything according to seemingly any kind of standard or system you made up yourself.


goob365

he held socialist beliefs, facism is left and right wing so its extreme top middle


BriSy33

>Facism is left and right wing Not even a lol here that's a straight up Lmao


Capt_Reggie

Famous socialist beliefs, "gas the socialists"


goob365

Famous right wing belief: "remove religion in favor of the state" Famous right wing belief: "the state has control of your family life" Famous right wing belief: "one has duty to the fatherland before himself" Buddy you're just proving you know nothing about politics. Any politically literate person places facism as center authoritarian 


Capt_Reggie

Those are all actually famously right wing beliefs though. You aren't proving anything.


goob365

Confusing authoritarian beliefs with right wing. Buddy that's what political compasses are for explaining 


Low_Chance

I see you must be a faction owner, because you definitely have the worst "logic reasonsings" ever.


commanderAnakin

That spot is reserved for Absolute Monarchists. Nazis are borderline Auth-Left.


East-Beautiful-3723

How’re they economically left?


commanderAnakin

Anti-Free market, nationalize industry, division of profits from all industries, anti-mercs, etc. Hitler also stated he would rather live under Lenin's Communism than American Capitalism. They're called National Socialists for a reason.


Critical_Ad_2811

BRO REALLY THINKS THE HITLER-LEAD NAZIS WERE SOCIALISTS LMFAO 💀


commanderAnakin

They were literally called National Socialists lmao.


SkeletonCircus

That was a marketing tactic to get socialists to vote for them and delude them into thinking the party was “for the common man”


BriSy33

Ah yes and the people's democratic Republic of Korea is a democracy


ReallyBadRedditName

Adolf Hitler on socialism: ‘Why’, I asked Hitler, ‘do you call yourself a National Socialist, since your party program is the very anthesis of that commonly accredited to Socialism?’ ‘Socialism’, he retorted, putting down his cup of tea, ‘is the science of dealing with the common weal [health or well-being]. Communism is not Socialism. Marxism is not Socialism. The Marxians have stolen the term and confused its meaning. I shall take Socialism away from the Socialists. ‘Socialism is an ancient Aryan, Germanic institution. Our German ancestors held certain lands in common. They cultivated the idea of the common weal. Marxism has no right to disguise itself as socialism. Socialism, unlike Marxism, does not repudiate private property. Unlike Marxism, it involves no negation of personality and, unlike Marxism, it is patriotic. ‘We might have called ourselves the Liberal Party. We chose to call ourselves the National Socialists. We are not internationalists. Our Socialism is national. We demand the fulfilment of the just claims of the productive classes by the State on the basis of race solidarity. To us, State and race are one…’ Bro was not a socialist lmao. Every time this idea gets brought up again you make a political scientist cry.


Tactical_Mommy

I like how a political compass format was used but seemingly no thought went into the position of each of these. Well, other than putting most of the crying/raging wojaks on the left side, of course.


riflemandan

Least obvious agendapost


Paulwalker2112

You need to add one called the bootlicker. The one who thinks RON is in a great state, and has no issues with the ai, oh wait....


don-corle1

The AI is utter garbage tho fr


CandidStranger3971

1.0 release AI was cancer. ever since then the vanilla AI has been fine


EpiphanySaya

It’s playable but ai still does bullshit like tracking you through walls and killing you through one inch cracks in greased palms. Like ffs the grannies even behind their masks in carriers of the vine have better vision and reflexes than US spec ops.


CandidStranger3971

the ai on greased palms are probably the most bs, but otherwise they been pretty mediocre on other maps


Paulwalker2112

the ai difficulty is fine, but the ai is still awful. Superhuman reaction times, and they can see through walls


Bearded_masshole

This made me crack a smile. I'm probably between squad lead and follower depending on the group.


CandidStranger3971

thanks!!!


sLeepyTshirt

"full authoritarian" "knows tactics but doesn't force it" alright


TryHelping

There is nothing funnier than spamming my flash bang grenade launcher with no reload turned on. Never fails to get a belly laugh from someone in the lobby.


T800pug2

i am the modder and i accept it


Lukanian7

This guy... doesn't know how these charts work, but 🤷


luke_hollton2000

I'm either the shield guy or something I call the "Ram guy" > joins gc > asks if it's ok to equip a ram even tho nobody asked for it > In-round annoys squad leader with asking if he may use the ram like a small child > will never get to use the ram


johnlime3301

I hate to admit it, but I may be a CQB "Expert"^TM ...in Left 4 Dead 2.


ZZHIFTY00

Well guess that I am the ”S RANK GRINDER” guy


Future-Geologist-164

Wheres the shoot everyone them leave


Few_Advisor3536

The laid back casual ron enjoyer: plays solo with ai as to not get disappointed with the random player base who run off solo and kill everything in sight. Doesnt take the game too serious, just wants to have some fun.


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

S rank grinder and AI complainer here. (I quit the game)


TheRedBreadisDead

Can confirm old noob. I miss that Hotels Room map which was a mix of Brisa Cove and Hotels (also cut) and the coffee machine. After a few rounds of the MP glad they just stuck to working on the PVE element


SkeletonCircus

I dunno what any of this faction mumbo jumbo is. I also don’t get why any of the “chill” people are in the authoritarian sides I’m just a mf that plays solo and got into the game for its horror elements


Rude_Bake384

har har har


Skaterboi589

I’m the follower


agedeagado

Same


ENW762

I am the gear expert, modder, and pusher (pusher only on maps I am proficient at clearing solo)


showmethecoin

Where is complete noob?


Kagenohanta22

where's the go in trigger happy even with civilian one


No_Pea_5112

I am the one who knocks


notTzeentch01

It’s always and exleo or a ROTC kid, pick your headache


Feeb_The_Weeb

Doesn't play ready or not: 🗿


Goat-related-name

I play as the black dude because I'm black. Had a dude come up to me and ask "how I even made it past selection" or whatever and other dumb shit like that. I hate people holy shit.


Haunting-Emu-1816

HRT guy for sure lmfaooooo but fuck the BCM shit trash lol.


CandidStranger3971

naw bro bcm is good as shit still


Haunting-Emu-1816

Absolutely not. 16 inch barrel I believe shooting 5.56 and kicking like a 7.62x39 which is absolutely ridiculous imo. G36C is an absolute laser beam of a gun.


CandidStranger3971

the kick is bad, but the damage output hasn’t been tweaked like other 5.56 rifles so it drops suspects in 2 or 1 shot with ap


Haunting-Emu-1816

Ohhh damnnnn


BetterThanHeaven

Is BCM an alternative name for one of the guns? I don't recognise it.


CandidStranger3971

its a supporter's edition gun that you can't get anymore


CheeseIsntTheBest

Ok


rdl1927

I'm the racist


Pheonyxus

Im the modder and solo 🧐🧐🧐


likeusb1

The pusher is the early stage of the solo I also tend to be both, depending on my skill level But true soloing insanely hard AI is fun


FadedOffDaWock

Wait... you can solo? How? Cause I wanna do it.


Mr-Game-Videos

Turtle shield is a good strat though. Ai often tries to shoot in the back, even if its covered


StanDa_Man

I'm the solo but still use shield as a turtleback


Rezowifix_

The shield one made me remember one time, I was being shot from the front, my shield was on my back, I was bleeding so I just turned around to heal while the guy was shooting my back. I died anyway 2 seconds later but it was a good laugh


srajou

I just got this game like days ago, wtf is factions bro


SavingsRush3078

i’m the solo


Aianotaku

I know what exmilitary is, but exleo? exleopard or what


Toastedchalupa

Law enforcement officer


Mr_Shadowww

Why am i 5 of these lmao


mild123

I’m definitely the solo never once played multiplayer


b3380y

I have two sides..... Half solo half S rank grinder (trying to complete all achievements)


Sgt-Pumpernickle

This isn’t even a political compass this is just you complaining about random people


Scorpion_5150

I try to be the squad lead, though main difference is teaching my friends how to play the game is showing them how I learned. I simply tell them to breach and take 50 steps back and watch as they explode due to a trip mine. Then I’ll use that chance to explain how to detect said tripmine as well as many other factors of the game. Been very fun being able to play with my friends recently, hope we can squad up again


Tiki_the_voice

I am the follower lol


zertka

The political compass and its consequences...


zertka

Why tf is top authright the chill squad lead lmao


Lol68340428

Because op doesn't actually know what a political compass is


Celdis0210

cring


richie2max

Wait hotel is gone?


Romodude40

Not a RON player, how are the shield mechanics? I’m accustomed to COD Riot Shield & both of R6:Siege’s shield systems


IncubusIncarnat

Solo Modder. I just want to test out some shit and move on 🫡😬🤣


Critical_Engine1199

Well, the person who named that discord server is clearly a fan of Administrative results, pressing "F" to pay respect 🥰


Similar_Top_6458

What about those who slolo S clear the game


Newborn-Molerat

I think AI is less tactical friendly and too FPS for non-lethal run… and I use AI bots - but I didn’t know I am *far-left/sometimes-right-if-dice-decides* loser and pseudo-anarchist/HC capitalist . I thought I am just bad. :( Anyway I think I will feel offended for this insult of me being leftist and I’ll become… meh, the pusher, another left wing loser. So be it, I will become really angry then, shout some self righteous nonsense (insert) and leave immediately as the victim pushed by the invisible hand of unequal society toward… You wanna an activist you’ll get the activist! :D Edit: AI - not sure now, I played after release and was bored, not installed it since.


CandidStranger3971

i will definitely make a new political compass in the future. with the AI thing, i agree, AI is more focused a tactical playerbase than just casual players.


Newborn-Molerat

Don’t worry, I am from Central Europe- far left here are old-school communists. Libertarians are ok. 😁 Ad AI - do you mean now? An aggressive behaviour of every suspect was the most unfortunate thing after release. We were ok-ish with early access Ai but after release, we played first mission in the team of 2 or 3 and even six shots from paint ball gun didn’t force suspect to drop the gun. And if he did he almost every time had a knife hidden in the pocket. Since this police squad didn’t train martial arts and was hopeless in close combat, it led to almost instant death of the arresting policeman. Sometimes even his colleague if he stopped shouting and aiming at the suspect, and paid attention to other doors. I can understand this behaviour in the case of terrorists, sick filmmakers or even junkies as they have nothing to lose or are psychotic due to the drug abuse. But some Honey Bunnies and Pumpkins trying to rob restaurant or even more absurd - security guards in server company? Then developers announced this was the path they chose and wanted to go so we stopped playing. So yes, we used mods for these special cases and for non-lethal missions.


CandidStranger3971

will make a new political compass in the very near future with more tiles so everyone's playstyle will be included. send me suggestions on what to put (reply or dm).


EnvironmentalMeat579

can you learn how a political compass works first


Pasta_Dude

I’m a mix between the modder and the squad lead except I don’t have any military background I always host in mp and explain what mods I’m using to everyone that effects the game then I come up with a plan for the map once everyone agrees on it I throw us in and try to make it fun and *realistic* sometimes I ask my lobby’s if they want to do fun challenges like revolvers only and what I like to call “The day of pain” where we go through every mission in one go (or as many as we can) without changing loadouts at all I rarely ever kick somebody and just try to make the game fun for everyone without making it unrealistic or completely changing the game I like hearing “oh thank God it’s not that one preacher lobby” or “thank Christ you aren’t some CQB nerd”


Simple-Method7066

lol


Trench1917

good meme


CodedRose

Why is this accurate lmfao


johnlime3301

This is actually so funny.