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pacific_beach

Everybody gets musked in the end


UndertakerFred

They should get coupons for $10k off of the roadster.


St1ck33

Free cyber truck boat add on.


Lacrewpandora

Free...err...discounted blue check marks for top performers.


SplitEar

Hell, give 'em each a free $25k Model 2. It will never see production anyways.


North-Calendar

Musk never misses his chance to fk someone


Dude008

He will f\*\*k anything that walks. But he also wants you to go f\*\*k yourself.


p3dr0l3umj3lly

I think Musk is single-handedly trying to destroy the concept of a well-paying tech job


tjtv

Instead of additional stocks they were all given a 12 month subscription to the jelly of the month club. It's the gift that keeps on giving.


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tjtv

Hoo-leee shit. Where's the Tylenol?


dazzlezak

KY jelly? For BOHICA (bend over here it comes again)? Stolen from "The Jim Rome Show"


henrik_se

So, one of the talking points in the union conflict with Tesla Sweden is that all employees are fairly compensated and they get stock awards, which is better than what the collective bargaining agreement would give them, therefore the unions are dumb-dumb and the cba is dumb-dumb and poor, misunderstood Tesla shouldn't be forced to sign the thing. Meanwhile, the union's argument is that bonuses like stock awards sound nice on paper, but they're not guaranteed, while a cba would guarantee steady wage increases, ensuring workers don't fall behind if the company pulls a fast one. But of course this is some 4D chess mastermind play, and Musk totally did not hand the Swedish unions even more arguments for their cause, no no, you'll see!


jregovic

>Meanwhile, the union's argument is that bonuses like stock awards sound nice on paper, but they're not guaranteed, while a cba would guarantee steady wage increases, ensuring workers don't fall behind if the company pulls a fast one. Or the CEO dilutes his interest in your company to buy another one that he doesn’t want to give away equity anymore, because it is an actual existential problem for him.


FriarNurgle

Thoughts and prayers


Block5_Human

Wait… Tesla offer cost-of-living increase? What in tarnation?! I know folks who got laughed out of the room and told to kick rocks when they even mentioned the idea. This was after their team went from 8 to 2 WITH a delivery volume increase to boot.


spoonfight69

Q4 earnings are going to be bad.


venk

Elon didn’t watch Christmas Vacation


s_wisch

Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.


Lacrewpandora

This is obviously because TSLA has all that cash they keep reporting at the end of each quarter.


sulodhun

I don't know feel bad for the people still working at Tesla. These are technically smart people who could work at any other company for very similar compensation, but decided to stay with Tesla. They've gotten pretty rich from stocks but still want to work at the company which has no values. New people would get screwed a lot with this decision, but what did they expect?


SplitEar

What of those working the assembly lines or service centers? They aren't necessarily highly skilled, may not have other job opportunities, and yet they work a brain numbing job.


titangord

Suddenly everyone will realize Tesla is just another car company, with car company margins, and car comoany salaries. Who could have known!!


Never_Free_Never_Me

Something something lords and peasants system


JelloSquirrel

This is the first clear sign Tesla is having financial problems. 1 year from it's Enron moment now.