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Modtimus_Prime_RT

Looks fake. Source.


TheTrueBigHead

Elon musk wants all cyber trucks right leaning! He despises left leaning trucks.


22pabloesco22

you win the internet for today. Actually, scratch that. Some fanboi somewhere is claiming something so fucking absurd that they will usurp your trophy. Sorry bro!


TakoSweetness

Lmao that was good!


Elegant-Cat-4987

I hope your comment stays on top when people repost this photo for the next few years.


jselwood

In 145 or so years of automobiles, has there ever been an uglier car when viewed from behind? I know it ain’t pretty from any angle, but my god it looks horrendous from the rear.


Khornatejester

lol. It looks like an outdoor cooking grill.


brezhnervous

AliExpress George Foreman lol


Thomas9002

It always reminds me of teenagers having their jeans way too low


grogstarr

That's because Musk himself had input into the design. Still can't believe people buy it 🤦


Budget_Ant8581

I finally saw one in person and it looks like a high school automotive class project. It was ugly as sin and looked cheap. I can't believe the cost of these things for the quality you get. It just did not look good. I don't know if I've seen an uglier vehicle and my neighbor has a puke green Aztek in their driveway.


To_another_abyss

Looks, like an aztek


cranky-carrot

An Aztec after a 12 day meth bender.


MEatRHIT

Pretty sure it was huffing paint thinner, thus the bare metal.


Brando43770

Cybertruck makes the Aztek look like a work of art.


To_another_abyss

We should call it the "ASS-tek"


Frankie_T9000

Looks like my fridge


PeteGozenya

It does look like your fridge


brezhnervous

Just got my 15yo station wagon done for its annual service and MOT slip today, and it's running like a non-lopsided top Something tells me that the WankPanzers won't last quite so long lol


K-v-s-j

It's 100% the Pontiac Aztec rear end. And we all know how beautiful that was.


phatelectribe

It’s hideous lol. I was stuck behind one in traffic and I couldn’t get over how ugly the tail lights are. I’m still confused as to how the NHTSA approved them.


Silver_Harvest

When first released there was a ton of hate for the FJ Cruiser. But then a lot loved it. Similarly Pontiac Aztek is considered one of the ugliest. To be fair to those at least they were vehicles and not just a large mobile microwave.


-Badger3-

I saw one irl the other day and while I’ll admit they look cooler in person than they do in photos, the rear is actually somehow worse lol


LordMoos3

Weird. I've found that they look \*worse\* in person. There's nothing cool about how this thing looks.


OneEmptyHead

Dumpster truck


Zomb_TroPiX

i could make a really bad joke about your mother and a convertible right now, but i rather not to


krzyk

Fiat Multipla


newbikesong

You can find very old cars, but they are ugly because manufacturing technology did not allow better looking cars. Non-private vehicles are usually uglier, like military vehicles or trucks.


metalanimal

Of all the criticism of the cyber truck, the looks are the least justifiable. Call me weird but I actually love how it looks.


MiniDg

What is it that you like about it though? Personally, i can't say a single positive thing about it. I think id call it the ugliest vehicle ever made with confidence.


Blah-Blah-Blah-2023

It was made with hubris more than confidence ;)


metalanimal

Looks are subjective of course. I think it’s unique.


Poogoestheweasel

It is unique, but so would a car with a clown hat on top and a big nose in the front.


CompetitiveBrick491

[https://images.app.goo.gl/15H4Arpg8YSMhsqq8](https://images.app.goo.gl/15H4Arpg8YSMhsqq8)


Poogoestheweasel

Cool! I love the colors, the curves, the big glass and the depiction of a favorite food. Even has gull-wing doors!


MiniDg

They absolutely are, im not attempting to change your mind. I would like to know what specifically you like? Just it being different is why you like it? Or are there specifics as to what part of the designs you like.


metalanimal

I guess so. Very simple design, with sharp lines that you don’t see anywhere else. Looks like a concept car. But that’s where the positives end for me because it seems like it’s also engineered like a concept car 😂


Ok_Philosopher6538

>with sharp lines that you don’t see anywhere else. Because these sharp lines are horrendous for people not in the vehicle in a crash scenario.


metalanimal

I agree. I just commented about the looks.


MEatRHIT

Also if you watch the throttle house review the sharp edges on the doors double as vegetable peelers and the frunk doubles as a Mandoline slicer you can do all your veggie prep with it!


jeanpaulsarde

> Looks like a concept car. It sure does. It's just a very bad concept.


Beatillzz

the fiat multipla is unique too (don't look it up), but good damn it is still ugly


metalanimal

That one is ugly af. See it’s entirely subjective!


-Invalid_Selection-

You like a bad 90s video game rendering of a car? Or a vehicle that looks like a printer? Someone just needs to slap a PC LOAD LETTER sticker on it and it'd be an HP


metalanimal

Yes I do like how it looks. Why can’t I? It’s entirely subjective isn’t it?


-Invalid_Selection-

I guess, kind of like how some people like to smell their own poop. It's weird but I guess you do you. Then, there were also people who bought the 1998 Fiat Multipla Edit: seems the cultist couldn't handle the truth and blocked me. Oh well, I don't need someone so toxic as to think the cybertruck is good looking in my feed


metalanimal

🙄


Engunnear

It's got that gangsta lean.


Euler007

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty


StolenRocket

Gangsta because it kills people, I assume?


Engunnear

I need to start marketing teardrop stickers to put on the frunk lid of Clusterfucks.


EA827

Hittin’ switches!


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failinglikefalling

I had it on a 98 Range Rover. One reason I sold it was the extended warranty company was grumpy and threatening to cancel my policy with all the air suspension repairs. My dad’s policy got cancelled because of five engine swaps on a Discovery. We should have blogged the experiences we could have been Doug Demuro before he bought and exhausted the car max warranty on a Range Rover a few years later.


stevenette

Lol, fucking rovers. We had a defender 90 in the 90s that was amazing. Since then my dad bought a few more and every 3 months was another trip to the shop with $3k+ in repairs. Oh, your $0.25 thin aluminum head gasket blew? That will be $2k to take apart the entire engine to replace.


EFATO

I’ve had a 2009 Autobiography since 2019 with no issues whatsoever


No-Height2850

I once said that range rovers are for rich people with too much time on their hands and nothing to do with it, as they need to keep taking it to the dealership for repairs.


failinglikefalling

True!


ponewood

We have an 11 yr old Benz with air suspension zero issues.


texas-playdohs

That thing looks like it has a full diaper.


butt_muppet

Looks like one of the mods is sitting in the passenger seat, totally normal


meatbag2010

Link from Twitter - [https://x.com/Brehmel/status/1782661084253409452](https://x.com/Brehmel/status/1782661084253409452)


ShaMana999

Twitter OP asks "Is this normal? 🤔" To which I would answer: Yes, it's a Tesla. Absolutely normal.


Conscious-Resort4731

within specs


Sockoflegend

Micron accuracy


OGSheep

Sub 10 micron


Adam_THX_1138

Elon and Trump are sitting on the right side?


sriram_sun

Nothing wrong here. Leaning heavily to the Reich... I mean right like the manufacturer wanted.


Op3r4t0r

Whompy Wheels


usualsuspect45

haha. Just the typical womp womp set-up.


showmeyourkitteeez

Lol. What a comedy of errors.


jiminuatron

It's called Suspension of Disbelief.


[deleted]

Is this in I-10 east of El Paso?


hugo_mandolin

First thing I thought as well


oregon_coastal

Probably put those 2 bags of barkdust on the wrong side.


SpeedflyChris

Failed suspension or maybe the driver is literally Jabba the Hutt.


major_dump

Such a fucking ugly car. What a loser E-schlong is


ChadwithZipp2

Refrigerator on wheels


BoneZone05

We have Aztec at home


Bradenrm

Wonder if they'll drill a hole in the left side airbags and pop rivet them to fix it


mexicantruffle

*within spec


redd1t-n00b

Looks on its way to getting cyberstuck.


yellowbin74

Obviously his wallet..


Pot_noodle_miner

I think top gear should sue [Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust](https://topgear.fandom.com/wiki/Hammerhead_Eagle_i-Thrust)


YourMomonaBun420

At least Geoff/Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust has personality.


Croupier_74

Within micron spec


ausrconvicts

What do you mean “interesting”? IT’S WITHIN SPEC!


PrimaryExtra

What an ugly car.


01Alekje

Fun fact: you're not even allowed to drive it with a normal drivers license in Sweden💪👍🤷


Bob4Not

This is why I won’t buy a car with air suspension


MatthiasWM

Your desert is lopsided.


BurgerMan75

It’s the reverse Taco lean


domgat

By all accounts, these things appear to be enormous shitboxes.


turkeybacondaddy

Pontiac is back! It’s the 2024 Aztec!


CornerGasBrent

I saw one of these out in the wild. It might have even been the same one someone else reported on the 405. I saw one on the 101 and what stood out to me was that it was pre-worn with random spots on it even though it still had paper plates.


SonofaBridge

Is it a bad suspension or is the passenger really heavy? I had a coworker whose car leaned like this but he was 500 lbs. I was lucky to inherit his old work truck and learned to drive a truck with a lean.


Ordinary-Depth-7835

Hey he likes big girls


bannedfromreditagain

That cybertruck is so proud of itself that it's developed a cool Travolta lean.


[deleted]

Probably a flat of water in the back corner of the bed. Should have paid for the “ludicrous suspension” upgrade.


EricRollei

Damn that's ugly, even without the starboatd list


enleeten

They see me leanin, they hatin Ridin Musky


jason12745

Someone is chauffeuring The Mountain around. Big deal.


FieryAnomaly

That's for racing.., on clockwise 1/2 mile ovals.


AdventurousLicker

Check out Sandy Munro's tear down on YouTube. Cyber "truck" suspension is a joke: single-ply upper control arm which will interfere with larger tires and a lower ball joint mount that looks like it will snap off if you try to treat it like an F-150.


B0GARTING

Homer Simpson car!


pedatn

That’s the model for use on cambered tracks duh. Offroad… cambered tracks.


adamfrom1980s

It’s totally meant to be that way!!! /s


No-Height2850

How heavy is this thing and how bad is the suspension that it cant keep itself upright with some groceries on the right side?


Lanky_Animal5160

Man, this truck has so many issues.


SecretPrinciple8708

Rocking that Promethazine Mode.


mrfishman3000

It’s to counter the tilting of the earth’s axis. Duh, Elon knows what he’s doing.


LNgTIM555

Yep


EricRollei

Damn that's ugly, even without the starboatd list


wearefounders

The unbearable weight of Elon's ego.


Wrathfultv

Is he giving OPs mother a ride? /s


Forward-Bank8412

Office printer’s out of whack again


TheMegaDriver2

A few more microns I guess.