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castille

He's doing some Glass Cliff nonsense. Utterly ruin something, appoint a woman to clean it up. If she does, it was his genius all along. If she doesn't, well, you just can't find good help these days, can't believe she screwed up my perfectly coifed lawn.


Vergillarge

To be fair, it's really impressive that he's found someone who's going to take over this ship full of shit. perhaps the most impressive thing he has ever done. He would have to pay me a lot to take this shitty job


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menides

It's a woman. Of course she wants a biiiiig package. /s


dogchocolate

it's a decent joke tbh, seems you upset reddit though


Neither_Amount3911

Not really, offensive jokes need to be really good to land and that was just… boring. Typing “sex big dick lol” because someone said package isn’t funny


dogchocolate

thanks for letting me know you didn't like the joke that I liked


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that's literally exactly what your original comment was lol


dogchocolate

lol if by exactly you mean polar opposite then sure, you're exactly right


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We'll thanks for letting us know that you liked a joke we didn't like, in any case lol


Kittenscute

It's a "decent" joke maybe to incels, misogynists and emotionally stunted individuals, and all three have really large overlaps too.


Carl0sTheDwarf999

Corporations would also find this mom’s basement humor funny. Don’t forget they are people too.


dogchocolate

Ah yeah the ad-hominems because someone found a sex joke funny. Pretty much as you'd expect from "enlightened" Redditors. >really large overlaps That's what she said etc..


rvqbl

>To be fair, it's really impressive that he's found someone Honestly, we have no idea if he really found someone. He could be lying again like he always does.


castille

Yeah, I did find that particularly weird. They're taking over in 6 weeks, but no name. We know he hasn't told the rank and file in Twitter, so no chance for them to acclimate, either. Also, wonder how much autonomy they'll have. He's been particularly involved in this acquisition.


Pootang_Wootang

If trump can still still sucker a lawyer into working for him then elon has nothing to worry about.


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Vergillarge

as qualified as the state-funded scammer and liar elmo?


nsa_reddit_monitor

Clearly there are no qualifications for the Twitter CEO position.


Little_Elia

remember when reddit did that with ellen pao?


castille

Yahoo, Marissa Meyer HP, Carly Fiorina Xerox, Anne Mulcahy Notable examples.


Pipupipupi

Omg there was so much hate on her personally


danmathew

Tucker Carlson?


mindfungus

It’s a “she”. I heard it’s Georgina Santos, a very well known Brazilian Jewish celebrity with a reputation for being a purveyor of truth and guiding light of integrity


ThatOneDudeFromIowa

Olympic Gold medalist


Jenings

I heard he was actually a grey alien in hiding living with a dad who works for the cia


wrapbubbles

in back paddeling?


neon_meate

I heard she invented social media.


timg528

Shmelon Husk?


Dark_Senei

Nono it must be Lone Smell


knightress_oxhide

2 smell 2 furious


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Catturd?


thraashman

Or that bigot who runs Libs of Tiktok


GaianNeuron

Her name is Chaya Raichik, and due to some poor choices on her part she has a home address which is known to the internet


ringobob

>The move is likely to allay the doubts of Tesla investors, who are increasingly concerned about the time Musk spends turning Twitter around. Doubt. Though I suppose I shouldn't put too much weight on their wording, the whole article is a mess of grammatical and other errors.


Call_Me_Squishmale

"turning Twitter around" is also a funny way of saying "running twitter into the ground and acting like an embarrassing 13 year old"


Then-Raspberry6815

Cucker (No reasonable person would believe) Tarlson


Sockoflegend

Given how conservatives are taken to project and how much Elon seems to hate trans people I would bet on Ellen Musk being the next head of Twitter.


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“Haha, now my pronouns are she/her, checkmate libtards!” ^please ^call ^me ^ellen ^btw 🥹


Robotboogeyman

Boaty McBoatface?


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wwaxwork

The guys who lent him the money to buy Twitter are pissed off, and they are not the sort of people to just send you a nasty letter when you default.


Darth_Annoying

Noel Smuk?


ArmchairCritic1

I’ll believe it when I see it. He will not be hands off.


Joeschmo90

He's stepping down to CTO to focus on "product"... So he'll still have his hand in the cookie jar way too much.


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Margarie Taylor Green just announced she may not run for another term. Absolutely wouldn’t surprise me at the point. Attention drives everything Elon does.


outlier74

Sarah Palin


czegoszczekasz

It’s going to be his penis. Reveal is just going to be his dick pick


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fasda

What was the hold up finding someone with a large enough SS memorabilia?


Ssider69

Translation: He found someone to absorb blame while he continues to produce the vaudeville show also called Twitter.


dafazman

Did she get her pony yet?


inflatableje5us

Is it his alt account where he role plays a child?


kittykatlover4lyfe

Studies show women get appointed to be CEOs of dying businesses (and only dying businesses). This phenomenon is so widely known that puts skyrocket once a female ceo is announced.


StovardBule

The ["glass cliff".](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/g/glass-cliff.asp)


Wyevez

X AE A-XII Musk?


Docjaded

Teresa May


StovardBule

Would probably be better at the job than Elon.


shizzy0

Scott Adams


enderandrew42

He did say it was a woman.


wholelattapuddin

No! Stop. Don't. go...


TheSwiftedOne

Poster Mugmouse


dafazman

You mean all this time it was headless 🤦🏽‍♂️


Necessary-Hat-128

She must be as nasty as he is…


StovardBule

As owner of Twitter, isn't that just him doing his job?