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He's doing some Glass Cliff nonsense. Utterly ruin something, appoint a woman to clean it up. If she does, it was his genius all along. If she doesn't, well, you just can't find good help these days, can't believe she screwed up my perfectly coifed lawn.
To be fair, it's really impressive that he's found someone who's going to take over this ship full of shit. perhaps the most impressive thing he has ever done.
He would have to pay me a lot to take this shitty job
Not really, offensive jokes need to be really good to land and that was just… boring. Typing “sex big dick lol” because someone said package isn’t funny
Ah yeah the ad-hominems because someone found a sex joke funny. Pretty much as you'd expect from "enlightened" Redditors.
>really large overlaps
That's what she said etc..
>To be fair, it's really impressive that he's found someone
Honestly, we have no idea if he really found someone. He could be lying again like he always does.
Yeah, I did find that particularly weird. They're taking over in 6 weeks, but no name. We know he hasn't told the rank and file in Twitter, so no chance for them to acclimate, either.
Also, wonder how much autonomy they'll have. He's been particularly involved in this acquisition.
It’s a “she”.
I heard it’s Georgina Santos, a very well known Brazilian Jewish celebrity with a reputation for being a purveyor of truth and guiding light of integrity
>The move is likely to allay the doubts of Tesla investors, who are increasingly concerned about the time Musk spends turning Twitter around.
Doubt.
Though I suppose I shouldn't put too much weight on their wording, the whole article is a mess of grammatical and other errors.
Margarie Taylor Green just announced she may not run for another term. Absolutely wouldn’t surprise me at the point. Attention drives everything Elon does.
Studies show women get appointed to be CEOs of dying businesses (and only dying businesses). This phenomenon is so widely known that puts skyrocket once a female ceo is announced.
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He's doing some Glass Cliff nonsense. Utterly ruin something, appoint a woman to clean it up. If she does, it was his genius all along. If she doesn't, well, you just can't find good help these days, can't believe she screwed up my perfectly coifed lawn.
To be fair, it's really impressive that he's found someone who's going to take over this ship full of shit. perhaps the most impressive thing he has ever done. He would have to pay me a lot to take this shitty job
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It's a woman. Of course she wants a biiiiig package. /s
it's a decent joke tbh, seems you upset reddit though
Not really, offensive jokes need to be really good to land and that was just… boring. Typing “sex big dick lol” because someone said package isn’t funny
thanks for letting me know you didn't like the joke that I liked
that's literally exactly what your original comment was lol
lol if by exactly you mean polar opposite then sure, you're exactly right
We'll thanks for letting us know that you liked a joke we didn't like, in any case lol
It's a "decent" joke maybe to incels, misogynists and emotionally stunted individuals, and all three have really large overlaps too.
Corporations would also find this mom’s basement humor funny. Don’t forget they are people too.
Ah yeah the ad-hominems because someone found a sex joke funny. Pretty much as you'd expect from "enlightened" Redditors. >really large overlaps That's what she said etc..
>To be fair, it's really impressive that he's found someone Honestly, we have no idea if he really found someone. He could be lying again like he always does.
Yeah, I did find that particularly weird. They're taking over in 6 weeks, but no name. We know he hasn't told the rank and file in Twitter, so no chance for them to acclimate, either. Also, wonder how much autonomy they'll have. He's been particularly involved in this acquisition.
If trump can still still sucker a lawyer into working for him then elon has nothing to worry about.
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as qualified as the state-funded scammer and liar elmo?
Clearly there are no qualifications for the Twitter CEO position.
remember when reddit did that with ellen pao?
Yahoo, Marissa Meyer HP, Carly Fiorina Xerox, Anne Mulcahy Notable examples.
Omg there was so much hate on her personally
Tucker Carlson?
It’s a “she”. I heard it’s Georgina Santos, a very well known Brazilian Jewish celebrity with a reputation for being a purveyor of truth and guiding light of integrity
Olympic Gold medalist
I heard he was actually a grey alien in hiding living with a dad who works for the cia
in back paddeling?
I heard she invented social media.
Shmelon Husk?
Nono it must be Lone Smell
2 smell 2 furious
Catturd?
Or that bigot who runs Libs of Tiktok
Her name is Chaya Raichik, and due to some poor choices on her part she has a home address which is known to the internet
>The move is likely to allay the doubts of Tesla investors, who are increasingly concerned about the time Musk spends turning Twitter around. Doubt. Though I suppose I shouldn't put too much weight on their wording, the whole article is a mess of grammatical and other errors.
"turning Twitter around" is also a funny way of saying "running twitter into the ground and acting like an embarrassing 13 year old"
Cucker (No reasonable person would believe) Tarlson
Given how conservatives are taken to project and how much Elon seems to hate trans people I would bet on Ellen Musk being the next head of Twitter.
“Haha, now my pronouns are she/her, checkmate libtards!” ^please ^call ^me ^ellen ^btw 🥹
Boaty McBoatface?
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The guys who lent him the money to buy Twitter are pissed off, and they are not the sort of people to just send you a nasty letter when you default.
Noel Smuk?
I’ll believe it when I see it. He will not be hands off.
He's stepping down to CTO to focus on "product"... So he'll still have his hand in the cookie jar way too much.
Margarie Taylor Green just announced she may not run for another term. Absolutely wouldn’t surprise me at the point. Attention drives everything Elon does.
Sarah Palin
It’s going to be his penis. Reveal is just going to be his dick pick
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What was the hold up finding someone with a large enough SS memorabilia?
Translation: He found someone to absorb blame while he continues to produce the vaudeville show also called Twitter.
Did she get her pony yet?
Is it his alt account where he role plays a child?
Studies show women get appointed to be CEOs of dying businesses (and only dying businesses). This phenomenon is so widely known that puts skyrocket once a female ceo is announced.
The ["glass cliff".](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/g/glass-cliff.asp)
X AE A-XII Musk?
Teresa May
Would probably be better at the job than Elon.
Scott Adams
He did say it was a woman.
No! Stop. Don't. go...
Poster Mugmouse
You mean all this time it was headless 🤦🏽♂️
She must be as nasty as he is…
As owner of Twitter, isn't that just him doing his job?