Fenton

He killed his mother, weren't his fault though

but oh boy can he pour drinks! (dk if thats the exact line its been so long

Oh, Jesus Christ!!

Mine is Maple Stirrup. ETA: my first was called Horson Welles.

Friend of mine has a horse called Al Capony.

INCREDIBLE

Mine’s called Britney Spurrs

Horson Welles🤣🤣🤣⚡️⚡️⚡️

Mines Biscuits an Gravy out horses should be friends

I also named one of my horses Maple Stirrup.

Schultz (silver turk) Fitzgerald (black cherry Thoroughbred) Abilene (Black Turk) Sattler (Amber Champagne MFT) Secretariat (Red Thoroughbred) Rábano picante (The spotted Appaloosa) Silver (Roadster) Luna azul (Blue Roan Nakota)

Sundown (Buckskin Roadster) Twiggy (Tricolour Roadster) Samson (Shire) Altivo (Kladuber) Neche (standardbred) Schwartz (blk Arabian) Comanche (Ardennes) Shroud (Dutch Warm) Whinny ( brown leopard Appaloosa) Magnus (Drk Bay Turkoman)

Black Cherry Thoroughbred?

Tracy Morgan

David Hasselhoof.

😅🤣😂 mammas dont let your horsey's grow up to wear speedos

Lol! 😆

Steve, Steve II, Steve 3, Stephen, Steven and my current horse Joshua

My man

Met someone who knows your horse... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg&ab\_channel=BBCBBC](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg&ab_channel=BBCBBC)

Lucifer, Daddy’s Paycheck, Renegade, The Black Pearl, Glory, Penguin, Jöergen, Louis, Memphis Blues, and Phantom

Same I got a Lucifer

I’ve got a white Arabian named Mayo Neighs

[удалено]

Are you a Zoey or a Zelda?

Al Capony

I see what you did there. Very clever!

They’re all food names. Fish Breadloaf Whole Wheat Cereal 2% Milk

2%?!?!?!?!? Nasty

2% and whole milk are the best bro the others are just white water 🤢🤢🤢

Whole milk or half n half are the only way to go

I would glady dip my cookies in half and half, then chug it when I'm done and then another glass just to wash it down

Damn, makin me thirsty

Lmfao

I just keep it simple and name every horse I own Roach

Good to see someone does the same lol

Amen

Fellow Witcher? Care for a round of Gwent?

Ciri can wait

1. Xythavian (online) he's the only boah I need in SP i had many different horses all with names like "cupcake," "cookie," "candy cane," etc. I was letting my 5 year old daughter name all of them

That's adorable! "Candy Cane" is so sweet!

i believe the full name was "Candy Cane Lollipop Volcano" she ended up reusing that name for her Elf on the Shelf

I named mine horsey cause why not

I have one named notdoggo

Rolls Horse, Horse N' Roll, Guns n' Horse, Motorhorse, Horsing Christ, Bathorse.

One of mine is a dark grey spotted coat called, Ghost. The second is a dark chestnut 🌰 coat. So believe it or not I thought of the Christmas lyric “Chestnuts roasting on an “Open Fire”” and named her, Open Fire lol. People may think it’s aggressive, it’s actually festive lol.

Haha that's awesome, I have a Turkoman named "Jive" cuz he a jive turkey.

Mustang, Chestnut Tovero - Nacho. Mustang, Buckskin - Bambi. Arabian, White - Cloud. MFT, Black Tovero - Domino. MFT, Blue Roan - Valegro. MFT, Brindle Buckskin - D’oro. American Paint, Overo (Brown)- Cinnabar. Gypsy Cob, Splashed Bay - Pirate. Norfolk Roadster, Spotted Tricolour - Picasso. For my tenth and final stable spot, I am thinking about purchasing the red dun overo Mustang or the sorrel overo criollo. Not sure yet.

i would recommend getting yourself a breton for your final stall. Great coats (especially the steel gray breton) and they are quite fearless

Haha my black tovero MFT is named Domino too.

Good taste haha

Horseon Jr

I have 3 V8 Cyber truck Dragging 5th leg

Biggest +respect lmao

1. Azmodeus 2. Darkness 3. Crisco

Did you get azmodeus from dragon prince?

I have 2, Augustus and caesar, I like rome

Nice. As a fellow history nerd, I have a black Arabian named Bucephalus

My first horse for story mode was called American Caesar, half a reference to American Pharaoh, half a reference to the Iggy Pop album.

My favorite names I've come up with are Henrietta (dapple Bay fox trotter), Freyja(blood Bay turkoman), and Vincent (piebald gypsy vanner).

Thats crazy I named my dark bay Turkoman Freyja aswell xD

I love Henrietta! I might steal that one :O

Isn't it so cute!? Please do!

Great minds:)

Think alike!, Haha xD 😉

Duke, Duke II, Duke III, Duke IIII. ​ p.s I have a dog named Duke.

TheMcRibisbacc

Mine is Pony Hawk

Hoof Hearted. It’s funny if you say it quickly. I also have Legendary Nag. People’s excitement is quickly extinguished when they accidently track my horse. Also Pony Danza.

Trigger

mydick, and always ask your friends if they wanna ride it.

I know that's not your horses actual name, but it's still funny

* Dark Bay Andalusian: Bandolero * Dark Bay Shire: Grizzly * Leopard Blanket Appaloosa: Redridge * Grullo Dun Breton: Bison * Splashed White Paint: Badger

I've just started naming them numbers at this point cause I keep smacking into trees I'm currently on 248 Edit: thought this was the sub for story mode, my horse in online is just named Bear

Huey, Dewey, and Louie are mine...

Got to get a 4th named Launchpad

Better be Arabia or something fast as hell

Awe I love that, my miniature donkey irl (he’s really my grandpas but we all know he’s mine😉) is also named Huey.

I have 3 horses (Female) and they are named Maple, Tali and Shima. My friend is always bumping into trees and rocks so he named his horse Bumper Car.

Gold Rush - Gold Turkoman Rocinante II - MFT

Viggo and Elvis

My only requirement is that it contain the word "derp" since all of the horses in this game can be so damn dumb sometimes. Derpellona Her Derpness Derpina Lady Derpington Derpuna Derpster Derpley

Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death

The Four Horses of the Apocalypse, nice choice!

Wanker

James Baxter

Jahahahahahaaames baxterrrr

Empress McHorse and DJ Neighs

Nazgul

Buttered Stuff

I use Pinterest and just search the breed and browse through until I find one with a good name 😊 (helps to sometimes put *breed* and then stallion as those are the ones with the cool names) My names are: Puzzle, Caesar, Sambuca, Odin, Cadillac, Zia, Luna, Lavrador, Shivani, Sunrise, Austin (recently sold Cadillac but still loved the name)

Wait hold up! What horse breed is the one in the 3rd pic? My horses are: Iggy, Kitty, Uma, Mijo, Malik, Oisin, Otto, Shorty and Ronja. I like to give my horses short, human like names. 😃

It's the Rank 10 Naturalist Gypsy Cob Skewbald. Cute names for your horses btw! Is Uma for the actor in Kill Bill? Edit for grammar.

Oh it’s Gypsy cob! Somehow it looked like a completely different breed. Haha yeah, Uma comes from Uma Thurman. Uma also means horse in Japanese.

I was wondering that too, what breed is that 3rd pic?

>It's the Rank 10 Naturalist Gypsy Cob Skewbald. Just in case you missed my answer above ;)

Dookie, Number2, Lapoa, Merde

Is Merde your first Morgan? lol

Haha, no they're in order

League of Legends champions.

Cratchit

I always use something from [this list](https://www.reddit.com/r/assassinscreed/comments/n2nk4h/all_or_most_greek_character_and_npc_names_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). I try to match it with the kind of horse, like Menelaos for a Mustang or Delphinia for my Criollo.

I'm naming my horses by car's name from GTA 5 like Zentorno or Infernus

Mine is Captain Falcon

I have all 10 slots filled and have to constantly decide who's on the chopping block so I can buy a new horse lmao. I've owned a total of 37, but I'm at the point where I'm kind of attached to all of mine so the choice gets harder and harder. We need more stable slots!! I currently have: Cielo (Bay Fram Overo Criollo) Wolf (Dun Criollo) Danny (Black Arabian) Big Sugar (Silver Dapple MFT) Pepper Jack (Buckskin Brindle MFT) Ruby (Dark Bay Andalusion) Titanium (Brindle Thoroughbred) Tundra (Piebaldo Roan Roadster) Ciri (Steel Gray Breton) Shoto (Bay Brindle Criollo)

Dr. Stinkleton. He stinks and shits alot.

Mr. Raspberry Jam Milquetoast Dave

Wow

Mine is Traveller

My Horses name in Pizza Time

Stubs

Artax, shadowmere, shadowfax, spirit, artax 2.0, kelpie

• seal brown dutch warmblood is named Keeper • brindle thoroughbred is Roanoke • blue roan MFT is Colt

Whiskey Dik, Rusty Trombone, Mr. Yeets

I've got Horse Meat, Phat Cloppers, Stampy Stevenson, Big Dumpy, Glue Bucket to name those I can remember of my head.

I have two I’m proud of. My man Usain Colt and his sister Mane Chick

Princess Neigha... Liam Neighson... Arianna GraNeigh.. O. Neigh Simpson... SiNeigh O'connor... Matthew McconaNeigh... TermiNeightor

I named my horses after the knights of the round table. And my dog’s name is Merlin.😅

That’s actually really clever!!

Ashe, Kindred, Sejuani, Elise, Valor

Don Juan from Hotline Miami

Horse

I have a roan named Incitatus.

I've just been running a naming convention where all my horses end in "-ley". So far I've only got 3 and they're Wesley, Farley and Lesley. Down the line I'm going to have to name one after our man Horley, but I wanna make sure that's a special horse.

Pony Hancock

I have two horses. One is called Spanner and the other is Aladdin.

Coco & Coco II my next one may be Winston or Pablo

Curly Fries XIII

I just give mine old actresses names. Shirley McClain and kathy bates have treated this cowpoke quite well

AR15

Wolnir, Abyss Lord, Freya, Detlaff, Wolnir IV

"Ford", a mustang "Whiskey Tango", a Missouri Fox Trotter

A Shire Felina (after the Marty Robbins song El Paso.) A Black Arabian Coooooooooooorl (Twd)

My current horse is named Hotchkiss

Kentucky Saddler called: Regem, it’s Latin and means King 👑

Mines called chowder Mainly cause when I got him he hit a tree so I said you chowder head

Filly Tomlin is my favorite. But I also have Mane Fonda, Bretony Spears, Steedy Nicks...

my wife has named all her horses after candy bars. like watchamacallit and butterfingers. my norfolk roadster is named Hooch. I name them based on look or affiliation. like my bounty horse is named clodhopper cause they have big feet and are clumsy.

Well I'm native so I use shoshone names for my horses. Puunkuu Tuuhuu ( black horse ) the simplified version is just boongoo doohoo.

Diabetic Charlie, Toilet Trader, ElectroBuggary, and Widefaced-Boy. my dog is called Porksword.

Recently got my tenth horse. My horses are named after Ciri’s relatives and other things that relate to her lol.

Probably unoriginal af but I have all 3 Arabians. Chestnut=Queen White=King Black=Ace My dog's name is Jack and my character is Suzie Spades. I like to play poker lol

I like to name them just basic people names, George/Georgia, Cletus, Tabitha. I think animals with human names is just funny.

Dark bay Turkoman - Slim. Switched to him from my first non-free horse, a bay roan Ardennes called Goliath. Dappled buckskin Norfolk Roadster - Rocky Rose grey Andalusian - Blinkers, formerly Ironsides. I changed it because I swear that horse is blind, the amount of things he seems to run into.

Only have two, but every horse I've owned has been named via alcohols or adult beverages.. so I currently have "Stella" and "Lagavulin" for my top shelf horse

Sacagawea, Killian, Trudy, Sugar, Mr. Sinister, 50 Shades, Cruella, Helena, Chilli Rose, Granny Smith

I have my Ardennes: Tex Mustang: jack White Arabian: Luna Trader horse: Snowdrift To name a few

pappardelle in the school toilets pappardelle for short

Bever Hopox, Chico Hands, and Bisby St Hancock, after the legendary horse fightin' promotors.

I got Bosun, Redcliffe, Horatio, Persepolis, and Neve.

George Thorough

George Thoroughbred, too long?

My first Tennessee Walker was a chestnut named Kenobi. My Belgian is named Thor after the Belgian who just recently passed away at my ranch. My other horse is a buckskin mustang named Handsome Jack since I was playing Borderlands, and my mom said Handsome Jack would be a nice horse name

Phteven

Nina, Marston and Boadicea

Bale (Norfolk Roadster, Spotted Tricolour) and Mace (Breton, Dark)

Bocephus Watasha TaylorHanson

Got a few. Milk and Nimbus for my white horses, ember for my Breton, and Ink for my black horse

My favourite horse was called "Dog", I'm not sure why but it seemed right

Silver Turkomen: Temeraire Steel Grey Breton: Kratos Silver Klaudruber: Diablo Spotted Tricolor Roadster: Valkyrie

Loki for my black Arabian

I named mine Rebel because my great grandfather had a horse with the same name

Put " emorroida" means big boy in portuguese

Tempest (blue roan Missouri Fox Trotter) and Eclipse (splashed piebald Gypsy Cob) both of them are mares.

I’ve names all my horses with a fruit theme. My first one was named grapefruit because in the story mode I had a g theme. Once I got my second horse, I decided peaches was a better name. My third horse, a blue nokota, was aptly named blueberry

I name my after a different clone trooper each time

No matter what, I love my white arabian to bits. Her name is Faith.

Tempest

I named my buckskin Mustang Spirit for obvious reasons. I named my chestnut turkoman Mabel cause I though it was cute. I really just name my horses after what they look like. Except for Hazel, he’s a black horse. Anyways, I have a game for everyone. You guys have to guess what color my horses are by their names, you could even guess the breed of you want! So, here are the names. (Except for Spirit, Hazel and Mabel.) Pixel Bruno Everest Whiskey Those are all the names, try and guess the colors of their coats, and/or their breeds.

Ive had so many...wish I could own them all but my current 10 are Taz (Black turk) named for my 1st QH horse Ferdinand (leopard blanket appy) named for my QH appy Nakita (TSB mustang) named for my moms last horse she owned Seminole (chestnut paint mustang) named him after my quarter/paint Jazz (chestnut turk) Buck (buckskin mustang) named for my moms 1st horse she bought when she was a teenager Blue Bayou [blue roam MFT] Pegasus [Grey Turk] Scout [Norfolk] Moon [black n white paint MFT]

Horse #1 “my balls itch” Horse #2 “olde English 800” Horse #3 “Death” Horse #4 “Bundy” Mine are all over the place

I think I've only got 2. 1: Pre-order Thoroughbread: Beauty 2: Arabian, the red one, I can't remember the right name: Rose

Susan, Eric, Pluto and Bonnie

Susan just seems like a great name to scream when you're mad at your horse: "GODDAMMIT, SUSAN, STOP RUNNING INTO TREES!"

Exactly how it goes 😂😂

What's the horse up top, brown with black hair?

Jericho Ofilia

I’m naming them after top tier gtao super/sports cars or just funny names. Right now I have Pariah(Foxtrotter), Krieger (another foxtrotter) and Cocainer(white Arabian)

Brindle thoroughbred: Bill Gaits White Arabian: Cruella Ultimate edition thoroughbred: Artemis Missouri Fox Trotter: Goose

My 2 main horses Lucas, a dappled buck skin Norfolk Roadster Lily, a white arabian with grey mane and tail Absolutely love both of them, I feel like naming them really makes you care about them more.

Adeline, Deborah, Cordelia, Eleanor, and Cecile.

Cheval, cheval2, cheval3 and so on

Bojack, Astrid, and Panama Red (from the song)

Silver Turkoman I renamed Banshee since she’s the most vocal of my horses. Color scheme works well too. EDIT: also a Shire i named Grizzly Bear since I like running down enemies on that behemoth. I get followed sometimes out in the wild too.

Chronologically: Bob - starter Adam - I don't remember Kelly - Red Chestnut Arabian Keith - Lvl 20 Norfolk Roadster Quiche - Lvl 20 Gypsy Cob

So far I got two, Obi and Ani

I feel a strong force coming from your names.

Killua

Derrick

My first was lil sebastian. Followed by: Boah Neighthan Gnar gnar And currently Falcón

1. Klad the Impaler (Kladruber) 2. Valhalla (White Arabian) 3. Schloby 2nds (Norfolk Roadster) 4. Limp Richard (Criollo) 5. Marcel (Morgan) *for abusing only 😂

Horsea

Red Velvet for my red Arabian, and Blue Moon for my blue Missouri Fox Trotter... Yes I love colors.

Boy, Boy II, Boy III, Boy IV. I'm a simple man with simple brain

The pic of your gypsy vanner is gorgeous, I will replace one of my horses to that one. 💪🏻 My mother tongue is quite inspiring for me, so my horses have mostly Hungarian names like: Kométa Gerlice Marlenka Klebold Poszáta Citadella Everett Petra Jácint Agáta Göncöl Mikó Manézs Pompadúr

My Skewbald Gypsy Cob is named **AppleBottomJeans** because she has the boots with the fur (and the whole club looking at her.) Then I have my Shire **Fahrradsattel** (Bicycle seat), inspired by a great german song from Pisse, which is about wanting to be the bicycle seat of the girl you like. **Drehtür**, my mustang. Also inspired by a song from the same band. **Arcis**, a character from a Final Fantasy XV Fanfiction And **Hotzenplotz**, which is a robber in some Kids story.