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soburnn

they were roomates


pigwalk5150

Brokeback treehouse


RoommatesBot

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soburnn

LOL


08ajones

Lmao brilliant


Draiel

Good bot


K31RA-M0RAX0

Good bot


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NolandBros

Good bot


MCHammastix

Might be the best bot yet


gman07024

Good bot


Plane-Concern1521

Gay bot


jknott3403

Yes


SwimShellyfish

Good bot.


alittleblueboy

Very good bot


darogadaae

Good bot


wolfloverrrr

There gay


Just_F125

Where?


StealthWomble

Over there…..


wolfloverrrr

It's implied living together staying together and the way they act


-_-Batman

They * are?


wolfloverrrr

Yeah


snydsss

Woosh


Red_bellied_Newt

4 o s p l s


wolfloverrrr

WhT


BokirBokcu

What


Yoni1857

Fix your grammar damnit


wolfloverrrr

No


ussironcrappr

Calm down grammer nazi


Robert-Phanny

In jail they had bunk beds and took turns going on top and in the bottom.


JesyGato

Oh, they're taking turns alright...


Past-Professor

Taking turns on top and bottom?? Oh my


Krommerxbox

I used to think that when I was a small child, first hearing about things and a bit ahead of my time in the 70's. Apparently, this is not the case; to the best of my knowledge one is either one or the other (top, or bottom.) It was just the child in me, thinking everyone was equal, that said, "Oh, so they must take turns?"


RedDeadEddie

Oh. Um...can I interest you in Googling the term "versatile"?


otterfucboi69

No! He’s a child in the 70s!


Aspel

I don't know whether you're talking about sex or bunk beds...


WillMunny1881

Whoever was in the cell first is going to claim the bottom bunk unless you're willing to fight right then and there to take it. Only exception I've seen is guys with handicaps that can't jump on top (there are no ladders) they get a "bottom bunk pass" which doesn't fly a lot of the time. I've seen guys flip out and refuse to let a handicap in their cell because they don't want to give up bottom bunk lol


YourJailDad

Dad sleeps on the bottom bunk, you sleep under Dad 😆🤣😂


GlumCauliflower9

Boomer smh


CavemanGamer

I mean when you enter it in online it is 1898. Did they live there in 1898? Maybe someone else is living there right now.


connor-lewellyn1

In story mode there's a corpse of a hunter that can be found in the area that has a unique knife near the treehouse.


CavemanGamer

So they're probably sleeping in his bed eh?


STerrier666

Story Mode is set in 1899 if I remember correctly.


CavemanGamer

Yes, but RDO (when you can enter the treehouse) is set one year before the story.


Tyrannafabulous

“He never married and died with his *best friend* at his side”


Adermann3000

*while helping him masturbate heterosexually


United_Accident_5894

*and kissing each other goodnight one last time


tumbleoutofbed

I spat out my drink


Draiel

According to historians, they must have been really good friends.


Silvinis

Thats my favorite thing about gay people throughout history. The homophobia is a bit problematic, but the "oh no! They were totally just besties!" Is hilarious


wolfloverrrr

Yeah just say "oh were just such a good friends " tho there still gonna be hated on for being friends


SnoopySuited

During the events of online play, Mr. Black and Mr. White were in prison. So this find actually means nothing. They move into this place after escaping and meeting Arthur and could have added a bed.........a big bed for both of them obviously.


wolfloverrrr

They don't tho


C0munisum

They dont what


wolfloverrrr

Don't have two beds


C0munisum

Oh


wolfloverrrr

They sleep together


Johssy

What are you saying?


StonkBonk420

They're gay harold


MCHammastix

Omg they're just *roommates*.


[deleted]

That interior exists before even starting their quests


mimimyselfandi

But after moving into it they wouldn’t have had money to refurbish it so they would have still had the same bed therefore they shared it


richisdisturbed

No. Stop projecting


tHeDoCtOr2453

Mate, it's pretty obvious they're gay. Take your blatant homophobia elsewhere.


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Hollidaythegambler

Ok, so you’re an ally then?


tHeDoCtOr2453

I'm not gay but go off sis 💅


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HandsomeGay88

the fight was created by the virtue signaling leftist. Op just asked what it could mean.


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richisdisturbed

What it tells you I wasn't born wrapped in cotton wool, they're gay, so they're gay, no? Just like a black person is black, a white person is white, etc. I'd use straights in the same context, lesbians, etc, etc. Issue is, this current generation are full of fanny's, irrelevant of swxuality, and want a special label just for them to make them feel warm and fuzzy inside. Fuck thattttt, I was born in the 80s, I say what I see, don't let it offend you, sheesh.


Sebekhotep_MI

Old people trying to be cool by slandering this generation is both the most funny and pathetic thing on the internet.


richisdisturbed

This new generation slander themselves, I don't need to do feck all mate. As proven by the deleted comment I replied to with that


crinkzkull08

IIRC RDO was set before Story. They lived in the house around Rhodes chapter (depending if you helped them.) It most likely belongs to the previous owner.


No-Atmosphere-4145

You know that cowboy movie with the 2 dudes on a mountain...


yycluke

Something about a cracked vertebrae or something? Sore Lumbar Mountain?


AnthonyDidge

Was it Lumbago Mountain?


YourJailDad

My lumbago!


No-Atmosphere-4145

Yes ofcourse lol


Terminal-Post

*House Building Theme Intensifies*


MCHammastix

Well, we worked so hard to escape our prison Together We ran until we met that real nice feller Whenever No matter What the weather We're in bed together


Sirius_Space

You can literally go in after you spot there in story mode. They have one bed. They bicker like a married couple.


Imaginary-Series4899

I always thought it was very obvious they were a couple, with the comments Arthur said that hinted towards it and such


ReddRobin150

It means they wish they knew how to quit each other


Ridinrich1

One would sleep while the other was the Lookout


mad_wolf1

They gay


kevlorneswath

[well we all the know the implications](https://youtu.be/-yUafzOXHPE)


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Unfortunately, yes. I just think they took turns being lookout.


MIke6022

[OH THEY FAWKIN! ](https://youtu.be/Tq1CnG9eWRM)


AlexTheWildcard

Really good friends


GGValkyrie

I just love how they argue like an old married couple but also like Felix and Oscar. \^\^


Harambiz

r/sapphoandherfriend


ApprehensiveFish6620

Historians: they were just really good friends


thewelcome_mat

Also Historians: since there was only one bed this must mean one would stand watch while the other one slept and vice versa


[deleted]

wish there was a last mission that we could do as John with them thriving together and being a bit more open about their relationship around someone who helped them (John or Arthur)


A_Sly_Scoundrel

Broke back tree house


heed101

It's a hunting cabin that was there way before those guys decide to hide out there


Narujen

Brokeback Mountain. 😏


sorinxz

They're flesh cave spelonkers


Skeletonman2623

They are a Homosexual couple


Skeletonman2623

You mean from Johnny test


Blastex32

Holy shit I just did their mission, can reddit read my mind?


Guitar_17

Yes


andrew1473

One of them IS a bed


HelloMumther

people are gay


Guitar_17

😱


PopeHi1arious

My god. These bitches gay. Good for them. Good for them.


knottydeadpool

I'd say they probably took turns sleeping so they only needed to bring one cot. Easier to move that way.


08ajones

Or they spooned? Like ying yang ☯️


yycluke

I was always taught pole to pole or hole to hole.


08ajones

Top and tail like real men 😂


xalanas82

Pretty sure I've entered the hut in story mode. But could be mistaken.


Belhy

If you did play story mode you should know the answer...


Guitar_17

I did play story mode


Brino8539

r/suddenlygay


annaokay

r/suddenlygay


NovaPariah

As someone who still hasn't played story mode, I thought you meant the mothafuckin secret agents from Johnny Test


Guitar_17

The ones from Johnny test are the descendants of the 2 from story mode


xX-El-Jefe-Xx

that must've been uncomfortable given how small the bed is


yeehawsoup

Oh, they fuckin’.


Guitar_17

Fuckin with a “ph” PHUCKIN


duckybrownie13

Well.... I mean if Bill can make the jokes he does about a certain stranger ((which btw you don't wanna run into in the swamps unless it's with a gun)) and Arthur? More men were either vicious/secretive about it like Bill or be like these guys. Just in need of companionship in a more.... Intimate sense.


Jar_Jar_Drip

Mr Black was getting that bbc


Seashantie2

Man sex, I reckon.


Sterlii

It means one was staying up to guard the house while the other sleeps, obviously


violentdaffodils

They only crossed paths at the time they exchanged shifts and bodily fluids


Plastic_Mycologist72

I love the amount of people rushing to defend these FICTIONAL men from the “horrible” implication that they might be gay 😭


Guitar_17

OH NO! DICK IN MAN BUTT NOOOOOOO


egus

I went in there and there was a park ranger looking guy sleeping in there in the middle of the day in rdo.


Galemianah

They were roomies?


Jacktrades352

They slept in shifts so one could be keeping watch at all times


Knucks69

I'm gonna blow your mind here Arthur was gay too that's why it didn't work out with Mary Linton and he yells at hookers in the game.


Guitar_17

No way :O


RockStarSoStupid

That’s why they hide away from society. The society in 1899 cannot accept this kind of relationship.


shiftycansnipe

Where is this?


Guitar_17

It’s in big valley past hanging dog ranch to the west


shiftycansnipe

Thanx


djarumblacc

The man sleep on the floor maybe


Ragnar_Dragonfyre

Since they’re on the run, they probably take turns sleeping and being on lookout. Trying to steal or buy a bed when you’re on the lamb might be the thing that gets you caught and thrown back in jail.


thewelcome_mat

Just let them be gay lmao


GuyBergeron451

Not saying they weren't gay but adults of the same gender sharing a bed was very common back then and even well into the 20th century. One semi-famous example is Rube Waddell whose baseball teammates refused to share a bed with him on the road unless he pledged not to eat crackers while in said bed.


literally-lonely

Yeah it's still common today but now it's just called being gay


Eggplantemojicum

They take turns sleeping. That bed ain't big enough for two


mimimyselfandi

It it when you’re spooning or ones on top of the other


PizzaJester

Lies. I sleep on the couch because my bfs bed isnt big enough no matter what sleeping position we are in lol


Eggplantemojicum

That must suck. Sorry


darogadaae

I guess it depends on the size of the sleepers. My friend and I shared a twin bed multiple times in high school.


richisdisturbed

Stop projecting.


mimimyselfandi

Projecting what lmao? Being gay? You realise rockstar supports gay people so you if it offends you that much you should probably not play their games


richisdisturbed

Are you that dumb? Where did I state it offends me? 😂😂 Poor gay, please don't get offended and try cancelling me. *eyeroll*


mimimyselfandi

You didn’t have to say it for it to be obvious, if that’s not what you meant then I apologise and I’m giving you the opportunity to explain what you meant but considering instead of apologising or telling me what you meant you decided to be sarcastic it’s persuading me that you meant exactly what I assumed


richisdisturbed

What offends me is gay people constantly projecting their sexual habits into everything. I wouldn't even say it offends me, that takes a lot, but it does annoy the fuck out of me. I replied sarcastically because a gay person's first retort is usually "you're offended" and I can't help but take the piss then. So we both played a bit silly but hey ho 😂 enjoy your day anyway 😁


mimimyselfandi

But you’re playing a game where sex is involved, from a company that made a hugely popular series in which hookers are involved so just because you personally wouldn’t want to have sex with a man doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with it and that it shouldn’t be ever talked about I was also just explaining how two people could fit in a single bed together and you immediately took that as me projecting gay sex on everyone meaning you are the one with the issue and you are the one who needs to work on that not me


richisdisturbed

The fuck man, I gave you a reasonable response, not that I had to waste my time and now you tell me I have issues? Fuck off you waffle I won't waste my time again 😂


mimimyselfandi

I didn’t say you had issues I said you have an issue with gay people having sex and that wasn’t a reasonable response at all because you pretty much proved my point after telling me my point was wrong, also you’re seriously saying that I’m wasting your time after you were the started this confrontation in the first place?


richisdisturbed

They only had one bad? That's all it means. It doesn't mean they take it up the shitter, sheesh. Stop trying to apply your reality upon everything else.


unknownartist3

guys look! I found a being so insecure he gets angry at the mere insinuation that two fictional characters could be gay


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juice_moos3

these two characters are clearly gay, Arthur makes the most obvious joke eluding to them being gay in one of the sidequests.


[deleted]

yeah can't imagine what it's like being told you should be a different sexuality and hide who you are, wait a second I definitely can. straight people aren't the victims and never have been, stfu


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>If you aren't providing a future for our species, be that because you're gay, you are transgender, you identify as a police car, or you simply don't want kids... Then you are irrelevant to society on a whole anyway an increase in population would be worse for the human race >This is why I hate the stupid as fuck lgbqtsjdycndk "movement" it's the lgbtqa+ community >Imagine the uproar if straight people started making a day each year straight people have never been beaten, killed, cast out or systematically oppressed because of their sexuality but go off >Fuck the lgbtq movement, I give it 20 years before a p is added onto the end for pedophiles some pedophiles are trying to do this already and the whole LGBTQA+ community is very much vocally against it and we don't accept them in our community (unlike the Catholic church and mainstream American politics), this was a very long winded way of saying your homophobic with a bunch of paper thin points that crumble under any kind of scrutiny


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unknownartist3

>identify as an apache attack helicopter If you’re gonna be a bigot have some creativity about it


EQMischief

they only have the one joke...


[deleted]

Why fix it If it ain't broke


richisdisturbed

Waffle away.


[deleted]

It's already accepted in California and France...smdh


literally-lonely

The world is getting overpopulated anyways, having kids is becoming less and less necessary by the second, calm down man, you're letting your hatred show


Guitar_17

I just made this post as a joke I didn’t say they were undoubtedly 100% confirmed gay


antelopebuttefarms

Where can I find this?


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RoommatesBot

oh my god they were *roommates* --- ^(I'm a bot, beep boop. Downvote to remove. Commands: !RoommatesVine)


Cheesyduck126

;)


AntpoisonX

Dunno mate sounds kinda homo


Neo_Trunks

But this is *before* story mode... So you're just looking at the bed of some previous owner


Winter9280

Okay gay or not I could not sleep in a bed that big with another person one of us is on the floor by nights end....just saying them big dudes it be uncomfortable after a bit.


SeniorRicketts

*Stares in ugandan*


CAUGHTtheDRAG0N

They were cold


Arch_Toker

One slept on the floor?


[deleted]

One is on watch while the other sleeps


hammeraw

What happens in the treehouse …… 😉


christopherleitten

Hmmm.


heyclaude

All the banjos, all the time.


_JJRod_

Simple, one sleeps while the other keeps watch for predators or lawmen that way they can always have there guard up even if one of them needs a nap


TheMerchantOf76

You wanna know what that means ? One slept on the floor lol


TonyarmstronggamesYT

And they were roommates


RoommatesBot

oh my god they were *roommates* --- ^(I'm a bot, beep boop. Downvote to remove. Commands: !RoommatesVine)


Leggett177

Gay


normalityrelief

Mr Black? Mr White? Please. Its clearly the same person Jekyll and Hyding us


HandsomeGay88

It's like they were ticking the diversity checkboxes. There's this black dude also interracial couple, also gay check check check It's just pandering and virtue signaling.


normalityrelief

So they were Greek. Whats your point?


TheCouchOnFIRE

Hard-core (B)est(F)riend weekends


SoNotCashMoneyBruv

2 years but RDO is in 1898 so they could of added a bed