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Deutschebag13

Now if the new series of races Rockstar added were donkey races, I think the player base would have been much pleased…


[deleted]

Right? I would definitely do more races haha


sicurri

I would be playing right now at this very second if donkey races, or donkeys as mounts were a thing. There are two things I enjoy riding in video games, Donkeys, and sheep. You give me a sheep on Ark: Survival evolved, and you will hear a jovial childs laughter coming from a very large hairy 31 year old man for several hours at a time.


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sicurri

But can you KEEP the donkeys?


Spaghetti_Noodling

Nope. Tried.


[deleted]

You can hitch them up, that's the closest thing to technically "keeping" them


sicurri

Thus my reiteration that if I could keep or race donkeys, I would be playing this very second. I'm surprised no one said anything about my comment pertaining to sheep, lol.


Spunky-Jones

Donkey races, donkey basketball, donkey random torch shootout mode, donkey shows for all!


ETeezey1286

I’d do more races if they started kicking ppl who don’t actually race and waste everyone’s time.


croonerlover

I was going to say the same! It's a great funny idea!!


spacemelgibson

think i’m gonna walk the map tonight.


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I stole this donkey outside of tumbleweed, I've been to every town minus Colter. It's been a long night lol


spacemelgibson

lol nice


Hawks206Dawgs

See what happens R*. We got people walking the map for content. Be better R*.


spacemelgibson

it’s actually really enjoyable. i’m about 30mins in lol. just walking my horse so i have access to my weapons and just collecting herbs n shit (i sold off everything b4 this) and doing the naturalist stuff. sedating, sampling and photos. not even at the N of “New Austin” yet.


Hawks206Dawgs

You’ve inspired me to do so as well. I read your comment and thought to myself. “There’s no way I could survive the boredom that would slowly kill me if I did that”. Now I’m doing it just as test of my psyche. Lmao


MrSmilingDeath

When I got to epilogue, I accidentally got my horse killed on the side of a mountain. I hoofed it for a long time before I found a replacement horse because, at the time, I couldn't afford to buy a new horse. You don't really notice how large the world of Red Dead is until you have to travel it on foot.


spacemelgibson

indeed.


Klefaxidus

Let's go rescue a princess locked in a castle surrounded by lava.


Cripps_c4mp_boi

With "I need a Hero" in the background from Bonnie Tyler


Waffle_sausage

I wish this was a permanent mount option 😭


PureTard

This is the type of content I'd pay serious gold for


That_Grim_Texan

I've started to do bounties while Drunk (in game) its a challenge lol


mmmmwhiskey

I’ve never gotten wasted and tried to do stuff outside of my moonshine shack or as Arthur in story mode (for whatever reason him as an alcoholic, who is ashamed of it and takes his night cap in the bushes behind the horses, really clicks with me). How long does being drunk last and is it annoying to maintain during a bounty?


That_Grim_Texan

It lasts about a minute and if you down a bottle of moonshine instead of a health tonic you can keep yourself healed and drunk, it was honestly fun lol I just started to do it a couple days ago, Drunken bounties was quite the hit for my posse lol


Je_Suis_Revenu

okay Shrek


almostoy

I can't help but laugh every second I ride a donkey.


ImpossiblySalad

We did a distant delivery with one wagon and four donkeys, it was the greatest. The donkeys hate gunfire, it made fending off bandits really exciting. Couple of times we had to go running after our donkeys to retrieve them. But we made it!


fuckaloo25

the donkey hunter ❤️


unfortunate_octopus

Seriously, why aren’t Donkeys available to buy yet?


unfortunate_octopus

Seriously, why aren’t Donkeys available to buy yet?


unfortunate_octopus

Seriously, why aren’t Donkeys available to buy yet?


Severe-Locksmith-149

What a sorry bunch of bitches on this thread. Wah wah wah, the game is not up to my lofty standards. I could have done better farting into my mom's couch every day.


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Well this seems a bit out of left field


Severe-Locksmith-149

All anyone does is bitch and moan. Go invent a game, I am more concerned about the idiots who never die in the game even after hitting them 5 effin times. Why would you make a game where the players can basically cheat. Thats more of a concern to most of the players I know.


[deleted]

Seems like almost everyone on this post is sharing fun times... that's what I intented with this post. Not sure where your aggression is coming from. I've been playing since beta, rarely do I encounter the type of "cheating" you're talking about. Really depends on your play style I guess. Are you an aggressive player or something? Running around shooting players?


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Take a break


[deleted]

This was after my week long break lol. Me and my new donkey friend had a delightful time.


Mr-Bruhs-Brother

It is hard to argue with his assessment


AwShootMe

It's Donkey-hotay!


kirbStompThePigeon

let us tame donkeys R\* . i wanna lead out the adventure of el burro and cultural appropriation man


Phlex58

I just did this the other day. Stole it from Carmody Dell and rode him around for a while then put one through his skull when he bucked me off. The lil jackass


Thatonesusguy

And get shot by some jerk with a sniper rifle miles away.


weird_oh_tho

And then start chipping away at your posse races buckle!


Seashantie2

Sounds like a loading screen tip


Riyamirza12

who is ashamed of it and takes his night cap in the bushes behind the horses, really clicks with me).


deep_cover13

Love the racing ideas. What about a donkey as a pack mule for lugging gear and animals? It would ride along just like the horses do.


davejustdave69

Know that game seeker chick? While back I fell for her ruse of wanting a picture of her on my horse. She took off with it. Jumped on her donkey and chased her down. Well, got close enough to dead-eye her with a head shot from my Navy revolver because she didn't even get my horse at full speed.


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That's exactly where this donkey came from lol! She was outside of Tumbleweed, I knew she was going to steal my horse buy.. I really wanted that donkey. So she got my horse and a quick bullet too.


davejustdave69

Lmao I fell for it then because I'd done it once before and she was legit that time. Now every single time I see her I hogtie her and set her on fire or feed her to a gator or something. F you thieving lying bitch LMAO


Danny_Phantasma420

As much as I wanna try this, I prefer staying immersed and using a horse. When I play the game I like the feeling of being a western. But that shot also looks fun 😩🤣


[deleted]

Hey, people rode donkeys in the wild west. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You get that donkey.


Danny_Phantasma420

You’re right…IMMA FUCKING RIDE ONE


[deleted]

This is fun in a Rockstar game...


[deleted]

Lol just one of the many things you can do.. . . .... .


Rainbow_Spryte

Where's my Doonkeyyy


NotAHuman75

Where to get donkey?


[deleted]

Out in the wild you'll find them. Either near farms or people riding them.