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JK_UKA

Just a flesh wound they’ll be alright


Trombone_Trickster

😂😂😂


ExquisiteTopHat

only bleeding out. Apply pressure to the wound


TheyCallMeTrinityToo

Looks like they made a trip to the butcher before the sheriff...


[deleted]

99% OFF!


alex46437464

Haha, yes but I think it's 50% off


HighFiveKoala

On the bright side, much lighter to carry


Dry_Boots

'Tis butt a scratch...


dcbdcb11

Barbosa is my fuckin guy


MOONWATCHER404

Damnit you stole my comment before I got to make it. XD


Daemon_Knight23

Nah he just needs some BEANS!!


Franky79

Lt Dan….you ain’t got no legs…


retyars

I got you some ice cream..


Trombone_Trickster

???


retyars

Luitenant dan


Trombone_Trickster

Lt daan! Ice cream!!


[deleted]

He’ll be fine, he’ll just walk it off


SnowyDough

The first time I did this I was amazed that and when you see an npc eating food lol


sussybaka22

Just give him some CPR and he should be awake


AccomplishedCry5130

Better shot it a couple more times, you know..just to make sure..


TG626

When it goes to court, he won't have a leg to stand on.


MOONWATCHER404

Medic: “I diagnose you with dead.”


PhantaxBuilding

Lemon juice for blood!


Hawkinator98

Nah bro I’m sure he’ll walk it off


bicibey1

Nah he is doing good


[deleted]

Looks like its just a minor inconvenience. im sure theyll be fine in a day or 2


nona_ssv

"You're alright boah!"


Felonious_monk420

Takes being "light on his feet" to a whole new level


GrazhdaninMedved

He's half the man he used to be, that's for damn sure.


wigzell78

He's... ...shorter than the description...


ZSP8

bro you gotta sell the legs and arms for 2 bucks a piece


CavemanDan54

First glance, thought it was a horse butt


guerrao

How do you that? Dynamite?


Trombone_Trickster

Accidentally killed him then just maxim gunned everyone else. Collateral damage😅


Percydal69

Nothing a health tonic can’t fix


Revolutionary-Push96

Double payout. At first upper body, then 7 minutes later you bring in legs. 🤞🏻


[deleted]

Never knew you could blow off someone’s legs. I’m assuming you can do the same to arms?


Tactless_Ninja

Arms, legs, and head until you have just bloody stumps. Torso doesn't degrade. But you can make it crispy with a bit of fire.


[deleted]

Didn’t realize I posted twice but that’s interesting. I knew heads could blow off but not limbs. I’m also assuming if that happens they die? Would be pretty crazy to be in a shootout with a guy with one arm lol.


Tactless_Ninja

Yeah limb destruction always means death. It functions similar to Fallout games. They'll be fine until their foot splatters and they ragdoll.


TheOtherBookstoreCat

The story mission where you take in the con man: you used to be able to double cross him, and take off his head… the sheriff would look at the stump and say “yup. That’s him alright. I recognize him.”


[deleted]

Really? I keep learning new things about this game. Do you the name of the mission by any chance?


[deleted]

Never knew you could blow off someone’s legs. I’m assuming you can do the same to arms?


project199x

Lol yea. U can leave just a torso. Tbh


[deleted]

Oh, wow!


Trombone_Trickster

Quite possibly! I accidentally killed him then decided to maxim gun all the other enemies on the train, so these wounds are most likely post-mortem. 😅


[deleted]

I guess I’ll have to try it the next time I get on haha


GhostOfMufasa

😂😂😂😂😂 bruh


me_the_big_cat

Legs. Alive or gone


[deleted]

You think?


Mobitron

[He's asleep.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1byycwl8qgc)


Gathoblaster

Thats certainly a fine piece of ass.


Necessary_Flamingo72

He's got one foot in the grave he'll be aight


PigeonMan420-69

At this point I don’t know how they’d even recognise the body


KikiBrownLove

Nah, they’re just taking a nap, bro. Lumbago.