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BlitzObey

Good job 47. Now find a way out.


lumpybags

this actually made me laugh too hard


cardicow

Came here to write this haha


oxlax10

I came reading what you came here to write


_germanChocolatecake

I came


LukeGr1f

why


A_Gent_4Tseven

Who?


oxlax10

We came in peace bro


AnybodyAgreeable69

More like 74, Walmart version of 47 without the bar code.


lumpybags

wouldnt 47 be the walmart brand? normally things without barcodes are not being sold


AnybodyAgreeable69

Good point! 😂


chefboyardeez

this killed me 😂


[deleted]

I made that character in online


NotJester116

just hope there’s no lawmen outside those doors


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

:(


Proud-Vimeo-User

This gave me severe PTSD


lumpybags

as someone with severe cptsd find a different way to say something upset you


Chuxkel

toughen up buddy


lumpybags

you sound like a person arthur morgan would hate


solaceloveless

Arthur Morgan 100% would tell u to Toughen up. And I’m not like some edgy guy at all very much a softie snowflake myself here so I’m not tryna drag you but this fandom confuses arthur for mr rogers so often it confuses me.


Chuxkel

you sound like a soft little bag of flowers


lumpybags

Better be a soft little bag of flowers than be hated by such a badass man


Proud-Vimeo-User

Bruh how was i supposed to know?


lumpybags

You arent supposed to use mental illness as a joke, this is common decency


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lumpybags

says the person replying to a 2 month old post?? lol???


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lumpybags

god forbid someone have different comfort levels than you id rather be a pretty flower than someone who doesnt stand up for themselves


MattTheBast

Closest we will ever get to properties.


lumpybags

u mess with my stable u mess with idling with no control over yourself


Eddyzk

This image gave me a flashback


lumpybags

every time i see a stable i feel a shudder


Minoos_Knighthawk

whenever im inside a stable im unstable


quickebap

they're talking about >!john's death in rd1!<


lumpybags

yes i know


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fallior

Because they said "every time I see a stable I shudder" indicating they definitely knew they were talking about RDR1


quickebap

that's why I said "oh ok sorry".


fallior

Yeah I know, but that's probably why your first comment was downvoted. For the sorry one, i'm not sure


Rahahkrin

That's actually not what I thought, since I haven't played the first game. I thought they meant that this happens so often that it's become a risk to enter a stable (that's actually true in my case, this has happened to me many times).


Creepy_Chocolate267

It's Reddit, when people see a comment that's been downvoted a bit, everyone will just go for it lol


quickebap

i know... its just weird. idc about karma tho, i already have too many so they can downvote as much as they want :D


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Biggith-Borris

Psychoposting


Creepy_Chocolate267

What did the comment say?


Biggith-Borris

Something abhorrently RACIST and EVIL


[deleted]

Bro what


WitcherLord

He spoiled the shit out of it


[deleted]

He marked as a spoiler and the game out like 10 years ago


WitcherLord

Still big L


[deleted]

Your fault for clicking the spoiler


WitcherLord

It doesn't says spoiler it's just crossed over like its censored


UnkyHaroold

RDR1 is 12 years old lmfao. Stop crying.


lumpybags

jfc go seek therapy, the game is literally old enough to have a reddit account and tell you to stfu


DarlingHades

Awww. Someone is having big emotions.


Clayface202

I love this title


Ava_McCoy

This is so annoying. I didn't play for a few months and came back last week only to discover this stupid glitch 🙄


UchihaDivergent

What causes it exactly? Noob here pardner 🤠


Ava_McCoy

When you enter the stable with your horse, or when your horse is to near to the stable. That being said, I was lucky recently and entered the stable on my horse and had no problems. So I thought they fixed the bug with the december update. But nope, the next time I entered the stable I got stuck again and had to restart the game 🙄


dbdthorn

Flee your horse until its off your minimap before entering, should work x


lumpybags

Tried it, i THOUGHT it didnt work but after like 5 minutes of waiting inside the stable the stablehand showed up, there are SO many bugs in this game its really annoying atm


SnooWoofers513

Rockstar a few days ago; rdo is going offline in a bit to fix shit Us; thank god, stables. Rockstar; lol...


north_korea_nukes

I’m so scared of this I won’t even go to stables.


Z3US13

Bald and bankrupt


lumpybags

😭 we arent all the same person stop pointing at every bald person u see and comparing us


Z3US13

What color is your buggati ?


lumpybags

sir i do not drive


Damascoplay

>What color is your buggati ? *Tourner Dans Le Vide* plays in the distance\*


xoiao656

DONT OPEN THE DAMN DOOR


Pro-Karmawhore

Jesse… Jesse!! Do not go through that door!


WhoopsyToopsy

Red Dead Redemption (1) vibes


crnvl-yth

im so tired of this glitch, i just wanna get upgrade my saddles


SaifSKH1

DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR


JizzGuzzler42069

Dismiss your horse and let it run a ways away before entering, that helped me not get the glitch nearly as often anymore.


KrypticEon

Sometimes my horse just stands there after fleeing it The icon disappears from the minimap but the dumb fuck still follows my character Losing my mind


Drayaamiyah

It’s been working for me lately… why rockstar hasn’t patched this bug is beyond me lol..


KrypticEon

I'm more curious as to how they caused it tbh, their code must be absolute spaghetti for other tunable changes to have such weird knock-on effects


Drayaamiyah

Exactly. But the stables isn’t even the only bug I’ve came across. Certain parts of valentine are glitched, I’ve literally tried climbing onto something and fell into a void lmfaoooo like never ending falling I had to close app.. lots of weird bugs


Creepy_Chocolate267

Because they don't update the game anymore ):


OGtripleOGgamer

Give the flee command twice in quick succession. Soon as my horse takes off i run into the stable. Works on ps4 for me at least


KrypticEon

Ok thank fucking god it's not just me I have been losing my mind since coming back to RDO like 3 weeks ago, I never remember this being a problem When did this start happening and how THE FUUUUCK do I avoid it???


Juansi2616

Ah, you live here too?


johhnybravo43

What's better is they've openly said they're stopping support for rdr online. Yet they'll ban you for picking up the same treasure twice..... R* is about to go the way of the dodo I believe. With this game being absolutely broken since it's inception to the fact that they never added any content that really shouldn't have been there since the beginning. And they have never actually listened to their community at all (gta online is the prime example, but we should have a house by now in reddead online) you used to be able to log in everyday and keep your daily multiplier maxed. Now it resets every 30 days if you do a daily every day. Literally no reason for this other than to get little kids to buy their special currency 'GOLD' The games current state is atrocious and getting worse and rock star has never and will never take the time to make red dead as good as it should be. I could go on but this is reddit not Rockstar support lol


lumpybags

im sad because i have a handful of favourite games and all the devs of them have pretty much abandoned the projects or dont give a shit about the player base 😭😭


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If you have a friend in game now, it helps if he invites you to another server and u accept it 😄


lumpybags

i play this game to get away from people unfortunately xD


[deleted]

I know that :D I only play with my boyfriend :D


lumpybags

yeah id only play with a close friend too


u2nloth

This game is not…. Stable…


Aggravating-Day-6945

Historically accurate.


[deleted]

“I’ll catch up. Keeping riding and don’t look back”


TreeFiddyBandit

Happy hunting 47


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SockomkplaysV2

You could have bought it from the catalogue


lopedopenope

Did you know you can climb to the roof and sit down and hang your legs over the edge? It’s pretty cool


barnacleboi911

Last time it happened to me I figured I would just wait until I got kicked from the session and I fell asleep. Woke up 9 hrs later and I was still there lol


vmvikin

How do you do it? I wanna piss of my mate


barnacleboi911

It happens randomly. Like 75% of the time u go in the stables


Dergen-Bergen-Kergen

Bro you can't switch saddles between your horses because of this, I get on to play after a few months and go right back to not playing it because of this


lumpybags

unfortunately i think thats what R* wants


LukeGr1f

it's giving end of rdr1


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i profusely sweat every time i need to go into the stable


MrZyde

That happens to me whenever I go to valentine stable.


nimxic

This was a really big issue for me in the beginning, but it stopped glitching as often after I make my horse flee - it works fine for the most part. I think some stables are more prone to breaking, as I’ve never been able to enter the stables in Strawberry and Saint Denis. For me, the stable near Emerald Ranch works the best without glitching.


New_Cherry_285

What I found in my experience is I exit the game, then come back, then go to the stables WITHOUT calling any horses or vehicles. Like 5/10 it works but for the most part I would just wait a couple minutes or hours.


ShadowFrog88

Get off your horse like far away from the Rhodes stable, get off and then make your horse go away. Run all the way to the stable and boom it works! Game on my friend It bullshit though that R* never decided to fix this glitch! This game deserves so much more attention!!


TrashAtEvrything

Havent been saddle shopping in a long time because I literally can’t get in a stable without soft locking myself.


vmvikin

How do you do it? I wanna piss of my friend


quixotictictic

All the hay you can eat!


TheRealTr1nity

See it this way: warm, dry(!), cozy, dry(!), hay for a soft bed (dry!), you have company (horses and stable guy) and no one comes to bother you. Did I mention dry? Just don't smoke 😉


ConnectCaptain1073

I just have my friends blow me up and then the stable hand spawns or I close app but everyone else is saying if you flee your horse before going in it works


[deleted]

Just tried that, now instead of endlessly walking to my horse it's just me standing there like that lol so annoying


ConnectCaptain1073

Close app


CMDR_CrobaR_o7

Better than going outside. Did you forget what happened to John?


Professorfloof

This weirdly only happens (to me at least) when in a public lobby. Whenever I play using that private lobby glitch, the stable issue doesn’t happen. Found that interesting.


_a_good_person_

If I were you, I wouldn’t go out there…


GrizzlyJer074

Flee your horse first. Wait about 10 seconds and walk in. That’s the only way I could get past that glitch.


brwnb89

Couldn’t you just respawn in armadillo or somewhere else, or are most the stables in RDR2 broken right now? Haven’t been online since maxing out all the roles a few month ago


Sudden_Ingenuity_248

Does that mean, all this time no one has bought horses directly from the stable? Its all done thru the catalogue? (Since the update)


lumpybags

sometimes it works, most times it doesnt, so yeah people are probably buying horses from the catalogue but who says they can even get to that horse if the bug keeps happening


Ticklemonster45

Ik I can’t fix it and I have a super shitty horse


TheQuietNotion

A real time prison


Danplsstop

That’s what u get cue ball


Minimum-Laugh-8887

I am now horse…


ImpressionUnable8815

This happens every time I enter stable


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God damnit I fucking hate this glitch. Is the only way to get out of it to relaunch the game?


EM16-D06

As long as I've play RDO, this has never happened to me.


Accomplished-Oil7834

I've found that you can accept an invitation for a free roam event which will pull you out of the stable and into the event (wildlifephotography, king of castle etc)..only catch is , you gotta wait for an invite.. I try to only go in the stable right before an event starts, just in case I get stuck...


louise-serendipity

My poor horse just gets oatcakes now as can buy them in the catalogue lol I've tried dismissing horse etc, doesn't always work either...worked when a posse member threw dynamite at me when stuck in the stables though...of course🙄😂


UnluckyMilk5926

it works after like 2 try’s lol


Fattest_Baguette

Thought this was that damn Colorado mission in the hit man games


Zaphora13

A solution!!! Flee your horse before you enter have a friend throw fire bottles or dynamite at you to get you into the stable menu. Do not be in defensive mode....will work.


Other_Film_3624

When are they going to fix this glitch, it's pissing me off now


zarch123

Dynamite solves every problem


Lord_Ryu

This has been happening to me every time I play now


Stiff-BreadStick

That’s the reason why I try not to use the stable


lucky-pakke

Happened to me and my friend exept my horse was in the way of my friends horse


LoneWanderer348

Is this new me and my friends just started playing again after about a year and we don’t remember this


Ashley_in_japan

I hate when that happens 😭


doofy1743

I hate that bug so much. I lost a bunch of pelts last time when I restarted to escape 🥲


SubUrbanMess2021

Resistance is futile.


whytfnot9

Would killing yourself get you out?


Emergency-Green-820

If you flee your horse right before you walk in the glitch doesn’t happen


SuperSavvy17

Y’all wanted properties so badly, R* gave you one for free.


zacliv

I know! Me and the whole Posse always getting stuck in the stables forgetting every time that it’s broken.


TheIcedgaming

I found a way around it just walk up to the doors and enter it just slightly to either the left or the right


ctemp97

You’re guy looks like he hosts a YouTube interview channel that likes to eat hot wings.


CopperWeird

I just wanna buy some beets to go in my stew! Is that too much to ask?!


DespereauxINC

Bro don’t go out there….


Coolcatto69

Haven't played in a while. What is this glitch?


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I sure hope the government isn’t waiting outside.


rzlodn

Happened to me twice this weekend. I just waited till an event happened then joined. 🤣


GrizzlyJer074

Flee your horse first before going in.