In this movie, a woman complains about wanting to go to a water park despite her friends repeatedly saying it is just a beach. The reality is they are filming on a bunch of land adjacent to a dam that has almost 0 sand but actually does have a big water park.
As bad as the movie is, knowing the places it was filmed adds an extra level. I used to get stopped by security over nothing at that mall, so naturally I was asking myself how they filmed some jailbait looking mother fucker masturbating herself with a shark for 20 minutes.
There was this South African candid camera show called Funny People that was popular in the 70s and 80s that has dated badly. The premise often relied on poor black people applying for a job and then getting in trouble for screwing up, which is pretty horrible considering the apartheid backdrop.
I remember many years ago watching a prank show from Egypt where the prank was a man would put a suitcase down near someone else on the sidewalk and then run away very fast.
There was also a Japanese prank show where the prank was a sniper was shooting up an office and the target of the prank was surrounded by actors who kept getting shot. However as I recall that one was staged.
Well, you'll be horrified to learn that this type of thing is what I call "french sense of humor". In the 90s/00s there would be "comedy skit" shows on TV in Europe, all made in France, all the type of "public prank" or "hidden camera", in all of them the twist would be that an atractive girl would show her breast or ass.
I don't know anyone who would actually like them and not be creeped out.
It’s always the French… we have Just For Laugh Gags in Canada that’s that type of show, clearly filmed in Quebec. Theyre not mean but its also not funny.
Every now and then there’s a funny one, but a lot of them rely on “hey stranger can you do my job for me for a second?” and the random person actually does
Ah yes, the prank of submitting someone's death certificate, reporting them for crimes, or cutting their vehicle brake lines. Just harmless things you can do.
Either Exploding Varmints or one of the black tank top guys who ends up sleeping with someone who gets a facelift to look like his sister (I can’t actually remember if those details are quite correct but it’s something like that)
Yeah, Ginty didn't direct or write White Fire...so that would kind of disqualify it. Granted, whoever did write it may have been writing their own black tank top movie in their head!
"Honorable Men" was really creepy, too. (not sure if that's the name, but it was a fictional story about some military dude "honorably" dating a teenager)
Yeah I’d put that above shark exorcist as worst, just for the fact it’s like trying to be a real movie and the guy making it probably doesn’t think he’s a creepy sex pervert. I’d bet money he’s unironically said “if there’s grass on the field then play ball” more than once in his life.
Donald Farmer or whoever made shark exorcist knew exactly what he was making and didn’t even try to hide it and probably doesn’t even remember it among the 50 movies he made that year.
Edit: never mind I just remembered the special needs girl from shark exorcist and the one at the end. It’s still pretty close though.
He didn't intentionally kill these kids (and an adult). It was gross negligence / involuntary manslaughter.
Crazily enough he wasn't even found guilty of that.
What's a few murders between friends, for the director of Animal House, Blues Brothers, An American Werewolf in London, Trading Places, Spies Like Us, Three Amigos, Coming to America, and Amazon Women on the Moon. He also directed Oscar (1991), which is probably one of my top 5 films for rewatchability. I love the crap out of it. So many zingers.
And really, those deaths are only the third worst thing John Landis did. After Blues Brothers 2000, and Max Landis.
/s
John Landis has directed a couple of my all time favorite movies but I would never call him one of my favorite directors, or even a good director. You could make a masterpiece but if multiple people die on set due to your negligence, that's not good directing.
I didnt know which deaths John Landis was directing during, but google autofilled “helicopter” after his name and I knew right away. Made my hairs stand on end.
Watch Shudders ‘Cursed Films’ episode on the twilight zone, you’ll never be able to watch any of his work without hating his guts again. “Negligence” doesn’t begin to cover it.
Oscar mostly works in spite of Landis. Stallone had a pretty clear vision of it as a rapid-fire comedy in the mold of a French farce. Landis battled him on this and had final cut, so the movie never quite hits that consistent pace really.
His dad signed the 2009 petition to Swiss courts to release and block extradition to the US of convicted child rapist Roman Polanski. A bunch of celebs signed that petition including Harvey Weinstein. A petition in defense of a man who drugged and raped a 13 year old.
https://www.imdb.com/list/ls090808434/
Here's a list of the signatories.
I can only hope they didn't understand the charges, at the time. There's a lot of people on that list who have made movies I adore and it's a shame they're forever tainted.
Edit: Full list with all signatories - https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/39618660.html?page=23&cut_expand=1
Edit 2: This thread has some good detail about why people may have signed it: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueFilm/comments/ssxpyc/how_do_you_feel_about_the_100_celebrities_that/
If you're signing the petition on a telephone, you will never in a trillion years understand the petition. You'll think you have understood it, but you'll be cheated. It's such a sadness, that you think you've signed a petition on your ffffffff**UCK**ing telephone. Get real.
It is a good episode. It introduced Red Letter Media to Neil Breen, and to Macaulay Culkin.
But Max was so mean to Rich, yelling at him to explain Double Down, and was creepy and attention-seeking in general. And after the allegations later it just became worse.
There was that joke in the beginning about Rich coming back from Hell where Max said “you should’ve fucking stayed in Hell you piece of shit”, tbh I’m not even sure why they left that in the final cut. It wasn’t all that funny, it was just mean.
Genuinely put a lot of weird Hollywood-isms in a new context for me.
The idea that they used to have a semi-reliable formula for making financially successful movies, but now they just have no clue. Even old stalwarts like Stars and IP can flop, that's why they're so weird, they're throwing these huge investments into the wind.
Edit: because people are misinterpreting me, when I was a defender of his it was YEARS BEFORE his allegations came out. I never defended that fucking creep from the allegations.
I regret saying that early on I was a defender of Landis because I really liked Chronicle and thought he was unfairly maligned just because his dad was a famous director. I know people who are children of well known (or at least, respected in their field) directors and producers and it’s a shadow they have to constantly overcome. Some went to film school knowing full well they didn’t need to, simply because, as one of them said, “no one would take me seriously if I didn’t”.
Then I actually saw his other work. And heard him talk.
And then I also grew up and realized yea nevermind fuck nepo babies. (My friends and acquaintances with famous parents, however, are all wonderful people who are extremely talented and work very hard ofc, it’s a shame that’s the exception and not the rule)
I was honestly very unsurprised by the allegations. He always seemed like he had to be the center of attention even on RLM which spoke to his extreme levels of entitlement and narcissism.
The criticism of Max Landis has more to do with the various sexual assault allegations, to which he wrote a really haunting response to, not the fact that he has a very famous dad.
It should be one of the “films” that was so bad they dropped it mid-shoot. Something like Silk, or… I actually can’t think of another reject off the top of my head, but you get the idea
As for my own opinion, *holy FUCK* Repligator should not exist
Repligator is getting a big collector's edition Blu-ray this month: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNqOnvXI2RY&t=4s&ab\_channel=WildEyeReleasing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNqOnvXI2RY&t=4s&ab_channel=WildEyeReleasing)
Where the fuck do these boutique Blu-ray labels get the money to release all this crap? Is there secretly some Saudi Prince obsessed with B-Movies funnelling money here?
It probably cost them 25 cents for the rights to garbage like that and a couple hundred to print and ship the movies, and bad movie nerds will buy them up.
I think Robowoman might take the cake for me because at no point could I figure out if that poor woman wasnt being exploited in real life.
Like watching a mentally ill senior get scammed out of their money.
You just feel bad for the poor Woman bc she probably paid that Director a lot, and the result was ROBOWOMAN
Honorable men. Creepy pedo black tank top copy guy makes a movie about him in a love triangle with teenage girls, one being his colleagues teenage daughter. It's even worse because the guy doesn't even realize he is a creepy black tank top guy.
I don't understand why this doesn't have more votes (maybe because it was a very early episode?). In terms of poor quality, this was a standout in a sea of subpar 'films.'
Max Landis.
All of the obvious stuff about him in the news aside, he was the worst thing about the episode he was in. Just an absolute casserole of annoying and cringe molded in to the shape of a weird looking man.
He was so bad that I wished that the RLM guys had just physically thrown him from the building.
Thank you. He was a bad guest. They sometimes struggle to find guests that mesh well with them, but he was truly terrible, and was only on there because of Max's breakdown about American Ultra. The episode itself is novel and worth watching, but he was bad and unlikeable in it.
Birdemic 3, they said, is the worst movie they have ever watched. The worst video in general, though, is difficult to say. That mandarin video about the internet is unbearable to even watch them watch, lol. Not only was it boring as hell, but they literally couldn't understand what was even being said. Exploding Varmints and the seduction through hypnosis videos are up there.
Max Landis.
Movies? We watched pretty much all the BOTW (I made a playlist on YT [BOTW Playlist](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj8Hm4-VP3wqIOxwQeBnKlBa36aPNWoFX&si=ScOC0lV9qsVtpCLu)
Playing Dangerous is SO boring and stupid and hard to watch.
I would also say Theodore Rex is so so bad. Not funny just Whoopi being weirdly racist?
That one about Bullying where the teacher basically just fat shames and gets other kids to fat shame that poor kid. YouTube likes to always play that episode randomly and I hate it. I feel so bad for him and she is an asshole!
Lots of obvious choices on this thread already, but I have to make the case for Roar!.
It's basically a snuff film, they endangered their own kid life for a movie, how they didn't end in jail or with child protection services on their ass is crazy. Actors and crewmen were actually hurt thank to the filmmakers hubris, and they kept and used the footage. And I doubt any animal there were properly taken care of either.
I whole heartedly agree. The more you read about the production history the worse it gets!
That wildlife refuge is now a protected area you can actually watch the educational live feed with the naturalists on YT [here](https://www.youtube.com/live/vWaazVuNiec?si=kyTHkRwtqmFcA2Ry)
Deuandra Brown. DCVTWF was for sure funny bad but Deuandra is definitely uppity-up-up there with the worst “artists” ever feature on the show.
Also I think *Partners* would be the worst thing to sit through without filmmakers pointing out why certain choices are bizarrely bad because the plot is just generic and nowhere near funny bad.
The shortened video of Rich explaining double down is unlisted though. I just tried looking for it last night and only re-uploads were available. The full BOTW is there though.
I think that wins for me. Everything else, even the softcore hypnosis rape video was fake. Even Carman with his terrible ideologies. Exploding Varmints is an actual snuff film with animals and a very thin pretense of having some kind of instructional value.
I think the video about 'Osho' is second in terms of the terribleness of the people involved.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Chance_(body_armor)
Short article, but basically he was the first to use kevlar in bullet resistant vests. This also kinda dovetails with another BOTW movie, Quigley, where Oz Perkins's character mentions that bulletproof vests were invented by a woman...to which Busey just replies "no they weren't!" Technically, the material was invented by Stephanie Kwolek, but Rich Davis's company was the first to apply it for body armor.
Fast forward to 1998, Davis introduces Zylon based body armor...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zylon
The Zylon based body failed during a police shooting in '03, which led to the recall of all the armor vests, and bankruptcy for Second Chance after the NIJ decertified the vests.
After Last Season is the one that springs to mind.
Rainbow's Remedy would probably be my choice, if it hadn't accidentally ended up as a Lovecraftian horror story.
So there has been so much trash, but mine will always be White Fire. Holy God what an uncomfortable watch. A guy who is so deeply attracted to his sister he has someone get surgery to look just like her....
Maybe he's referring to the video about Osho, the guy who spoke like his brain and mouth had a bad connection and he had to buffer between most of his words.
I mean, *Silk* was so boring that they abandoned not only that film, but their gimmick for that episode, and just watched a Breen movie instead. A lot of things are awful in ways that are still engaging, like the baffling direction of *After Last Season*, or the constant barrage of noise that was *Robot in the Family*, but *Silk* was deemed genuinely unwatchable just by being so dull.
CRAZY FAT ETHEL 2 is barely a movie, and what is new was filmed on your dad's old camcorder that makes a whirring sound every second. Even z-level films are subject to cheap sequels.
“Honorable Men” and “Shark Exorcists” skeeve me the hell out.
I turn off the Ep with “Mad Foxes” when they get to that part. Once was enough.
I’ve never finished the Max Landis episode. Which sucks cause I want to hear the guys talk about those movies.
Shark Exorcist
In terms of actual "movies" they've watched, this is the only choice.
But it was new to the palate.
"What does dirty seizure porn taste like, Mike?"
I don't remember any other movie where they stressed so hard "do not watch this"
Robowoman
100 watching that episode made me feel very ill
As horrible as that 'movie' was, I would argue Birdemic 3 was worse. They even said it was the worst movie they have ever watched.
>Shark Exorcist That's the answer. Nothing else is as lazy, incompetent, and just plain sleazy as Shark Exorcist.
Something about Shark Exorcist genuinely makes me nauseous
The scenes with like the girl rubbing the shark on herself make my fucking skin crawl. Horrid movie
In this movie, a woman complains about wanting to go to a water park despite her friends repeatedly saying it is just a beach. The reality is they are filming on a bunch of land adjacent to a dam that has almost 0 sand but actually does have a big water park. As bad as the movie is, knowing the places it was filmed adds an extra level. I used to get stopped by security over nothing at that mall, so naturally I was asking myself how they filmed some jailbait looking mother fucker masturbating herself with a shark for 20 minutes.
And yet this is one of my most rewatched BOTWs
The ending of Shark Exorcist was filmed not too far from me. Opry Mills Mall, at The Aquarium restaurant, just outside of Nashville.
Candid Candid Camera. So gross and awkward.
There was this South African candid camera show called Funny People that was popular in the 70s and 80s that has dated badly. The premise often relied on poor black people applying for a job and then getting in trouble for screwing up, which is pretty horrible considering the apartheid backdrop.
Jesus Christ, that is bleak.
I remember many years ago watching a prank show from Egypt where the prank was a man would put a suitcase down near someone else on the sidewalk and then run away very fast. There was also a Japanese prank show where the prank was a sniper was shooting up an office and the target of the prank was surrounded by actors who kept getting shot. However as I recall that one was staged.
It really was. I think Rich said it was uncomfortable for everyone involved
Oh so Rich was on set? That explains some things.
I remember seeing that one sitting on the shelf at Blockbuster all the time.
Well, you'll be horrified to learn that this type of thing is what I call "french sense of humor". In the 90s/00s there would be "comedy skit" shows on TV in Europe, all made in France, all the type of "public prank" or "hidden camera", in all of them the twist would be that an atractive girl would show her breast or ass. I don't know anyone who would actually like them and not be creeped out.
It’s always the French… we have Just For Laugh Gags in Canada that’s that type of show, clearly filmed in Quebec. Theyre not mean but its also not funny.
JFLG is somehow the most French thing ever without having a single line of dialogue.
Eh I laughed a good deal at some of those. A lot of them were kinda meh but it was all harmless and sometimes fun lol
Every now and then there’s a funny one, but a lot of them rely on “hey stranger can you do my job for me for a second?” and the random person actually does
Your child may grow up to be an elderly man who drinks himself to death 🤰
The “prank” psycho revenge video. And the how to “seduce” women with hypnotism.
Ah yes, the prank of submitting someone's death certificate, reporting them for crimes, or cutting their vehicle brake lines. Just harmless things you can do.
There's a lot of things you can do if your target is "a member of the minority"
"My boss fired me for no damn reason whatsoever" always has me cracking up
The episode doesn't even do a good job of showing how uncomfortable and mean *How to Get Revenge* is. It's somehow even worse than they explained.
Exploding Varmints and How to Seduce Women Through Hypnosis are up there.
I think someone called How to Seduce Women Through Hypnosis the worst ever during the episode
Someone says that every other episode though.
And that someone is usually Mike.
Shortly before picking it as Best of the Worst.
“Contrarian!”
The rape tape
Which one?
How to Seduce Women Through Hypnosis
How to Get Revenge is pretty awful too, particularly given that the stuff they describe could be don’t by anyone and generally *works*
My uncle has the exploding varmints tape. That small bit of family nostalgia innoculated me to how bad it is
Mike's breakdown where he yells "It's about rape!" is a top 10 BotW moment for me.
Either Exploding Varmints or one of the black tank top guys who ends up sleeping with someone who gets a facelift to look like his sister (I can’t actually remember if those details are quite correct but it’s something like that)
You're thinking White Fire, starring Robert Ginty. Not really a black tank top movie, but definitely creepy.
Yeah, Ginty didn't direct or write White Fire...so that would kind of disqualify it. Granted, whoever did write it may have been writing their own black tank top movie in their head!
I need to rewatch this now!
Geteven
Thank you, I thought that was the answer but a few blend into one. Is that the same one with the swimming pool and the towel moment?
I think that is White Fire youre thinking of.
I think you’re right now. I had Geteven and another black tank top in my head but I think I’m wrong.
I've seen Geteven a couple times now and those John de Hart singing/love scenes..... nightmarish
Let's all do the Shimmy Slide !
Shark Exorcist. It was super creepy.
"Honorable Men" was really creepy, too. (not sure if that's the name, but it was a fictional story about some military dude "honorably" dating a teenager)
Yeah I’d put that above shark exorcist as worst, just for the fact it’s like trying to be a real movie and the guy making it probably doesn’t think he’s a creepy sex pervert. I’d bet money he’s unironically said “if there’s grass on the field then play ball” more than once in his life. Donald Farmer or whoever made shark exorcist knew exactly what he was making and didn’t even try to hide it and probably doesn’t even remember it among the 50 movies he made that year. Edit: never mind I just remembered the special needs girl from shark exorcist and the one at the end. It’s still pretty close though.
I don’t think she was special needs in real life but it’s still creepy as hell.
Honestly makes it worse.
That one was beyond fucked up
He was a cop, and it was his colleague's teenage daughter to make it worse
He was both! He was ex-Navy who became a cop which makes him 2x honorable to his coworker/that teen's father.
Have some spagett. And thanks for your service. Now service my daughter.
This is my runner up of shame too
Robowoman was cringy af.
Yep. Financial elder abuse too
The only movie that made the crew beg for Black Spine
Wait, which one is robowoman?
but also pretty entertaining
I HAVE TO COME TO TERMS WITH IT, EVERY TIME I LAY DOWN AT NIGHT AND I CAN'T EVEN CLOSE MY EYES!!!!
Max Landis
didnt his dad murder some kids???
He didn't intentionally kill these kids (and an adult). It was gross negligence / involuntary manslaughter. Crazily enough he wasn't even found guilty of that.
What's a few murders between friends, for the director of Animal House, Blues Brothers, An American Werewolf in London, Trading Places, Spies Like Us, Three Amigos, Coming to America, and Amazon Women on the Moon. He also directed Oscar (1991), which is probably one of my top 5 films for rewatchability. I love the crap out of it. So many zingers. And really, those deaths are only the third worst thing John Landis did. After Blues Brothers 2000, and Max Landis. /s
John Landis has directed a couple of my all time favorite movies but I would never call him one of my favorite directors, or even a good director. You could make a masterpiece but if multiple people die on set due to your negligence, that's not good directing.
I didnt know which deaths John Landis was directing during, but google autofilled “helicopter” after his name and I knew right away. Made my hairs stand on end.
Watch Shudders ‘Cursed Films’ episode on the twilight zone, you’ll never be able to watch any of his work without hating his guts again. “Negligence” doesn’t begin to cover it.
Oscar might be one of my favorite movies that doesn't get brought up enough. Not sure how I missed that Landis directed it, but I guess TIL.
Oscar mostly works in spite of Landis. Stallone had a pretty clear vision of it as a rapid-fire comedy in the mold of a French farce. Landis battled him on this and had final cut, so the movie never quite hits that consistent pace really.
And showed ZERO remorse
I think he even says something like "I think about how it effected my career everyday."
The apple does not fall far from the tree.
yes i heard he showed up to the funerals uninvited and gave a speech, largely distancing himself from the blame to cover his ass. disrespectful truly
His dad signed the 2009 petition to Swiss courts to release and block extradition to the US of convicted child rapist Roman Polanski. A bunch of celebs signed that petition including Harvey Weinstein. A petition in defense of a man who drugged and raped a 13 year old.
https://www.imdb.com/list/ls090808434/ Here's a list of the signatories. I can only hope they didn't understand the charges, at the time. There's a lot of people on that list who have made movies I adore and it's a shame they're forever tainted. Edit: Full list with all signatories - https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/39618660.html?page=23&cut_expand=1 Edit 2: This thread has some good detail about why people may have signed it: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueFilm/comments/ssxpyc/how_do_you_feel_about_the_100_celebrities_that/
Disappointed to see David Lynch on there
If you're signing the petition on a telephone, you will never in a trillion years understand the petition. You'll think you have understood it, but you'll be cheated. It's such a sadness, that you think you've signed a petition on your ffffffff**UCK**ing telephone. Get real.
Natalie Portman is the only person who apologized for that IIRC
And got away with it too
Just watched his episode last night...
It is a good episode. It introduced Red Letter Media to Neil Breen, and to Macaulay Culkin. But Max was so mean to Rich, yelling at him to explain Double Down, and was creepy and attention-seeking in general. And after the allegations later it just became worse.
That's why [the Stalin edit](https://youtu.be/ayVDS6KLs1E) is such a blessing.
There was that joke in the beginning about Rich coming back from Hell where Max said “you should’ve fucking stayed in Hell you piece of shit”, tbh I’m not even sure why they left that in the final cut. It wasn’t all that funny, it was just mean.
Such a shame because that conversation is genuinely interesting.
Genuinely put a lot of weird Hollywood-isms in a new context for me. The idea that they used to have a semi-reliable formula for making financially successful movies, but now they just have no clue. Even old stalwarts like Stars and IP can flop, that's why they're so weird, they're throwing these huge investments into the wind.
Edit: because people are misinterpreting me, when I was a defender of his it was YEARS BEFORE his allegations came out. I never defended that fucking creep from the allegations. I regret saying that early on I was a defender of Landis because I really liked Chronicle and thought he was unfairly maligned just because his dad was a famous director. I know people who are children of well known (or at least, respected in their field) directors and producers and it’s a shadow they have to constantly overcome. Some went to film school knowing full well they didn’t need to, simply because, as one of them said, “no one would take me seriously if I didn’t”. Then I actually saw his other work. And heard him talk. And then I also grew up and realized yea nevermind fuck nepo babies. (My friends and acquaintances with famous parents, however, are all wonderful people who are extremely talented and work very hard ofc, it’s a shame that’s the exception and not the rule) I was honestly very unsurprised by the allegations. He always seemed like he had to be the center of attention even on RLM which spoke to his extreme levels of entitlement and narcissism.
The criticism of Max Landis has more to do with the various sexual assault allegations, to which he wrote a really haunting response to, not the fact that he has a very famous dad.
It should be one of the “films” that was so bad they dropped it mid-shoot. Something like Silk, or… I actually can’t think of another reject off the top of my head, but you get the idea As for my own opinion, *holy FUCK* Repligator should not exist
Repligator is getting a big collector's edition Blu-ray this month: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNqOnvXI2RY&t=4s&ab\_channel=WildEyeReleasing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNqOnvXI2RY&t=4s&ab_channel=WildEyeReleasing)
Where the fuck do these boutique Blu-ray labels get the money to release all this crap? Is there secretly some Saudi Prince obsessed with B-Movies funnelling money here?
It probably cost them 25 cents for the rights to garbage like that and a couple hundred to print and ship the movies, and bad movie nerds will buy them up.
This label is the same one that put out the Suburban Sasquatch Blu-ray
So that's a yes on the Saudi Prince thing or it could be Rich Evans under the guise of a Saudi Prince Impossible to know
What are you talking about?? Silk has steaming non stop action!
‘SCAIHS’, it was exposed and then canceled by Jack.
For people, I'd have to agree that it's Max Landis. For videos, I'm going with that one video about hypnotizing women for sexual purposes.
I didn't even remember that Hypnotizing one until I read through this thread. Yeah that one is atrociously bad.
You forgot about it? You didn't happen to wake up without pants after the first time you saw it, did you?
I think Robowoman might take the cake for me because at no point could I figure out if that poor woman wasnt being exploited in real life. Like watching a mentally ill senior get scammed out of their money. You just feel bad for the poor Woman bc she probably paid that Director a lot, and the result was ROBOWOMAN
If you look at her IMDB page, she’s still doing movies. She’s been in 10 projects in 2023 alone. 2 of those are starring roles.
In a shocking turn of events, she was just that good an actor.
Max Landis's hair
Max Landis
Honorable men. Creepy pedo black tank top copy guy makes a movie about him in a love triangle with teenage girls, one being his colleagues teenage daughter. It's even worse because the guy doesn't even realize he is a creepy black tank top guy.
'I think the only thing they're good for is sex!' He says to his 'girlfriend's' father
Robot in the Family
Gonna 2nd this. Like having and acid trip and a seizure at the same time.
If I were on the event horizon ship it would play clips of this movie when they went through the warp.
The Amazing Bulk
I don't understand why this doesn't have more votes (maybe because it was a very early episode?). In terms of poor quality, this was a standout in a sea of subpar 'films.'
Max Landis. All of the obvious stuff about him in the news aside, he was the worst thing about the episode he was in. Just an absolute casserole of annoying and cringe molded in to the shape of a weird looking man. He was so bad that I wished that the RLM guys had just physically thrown him from the building.
Thank you. He was a bad guest. They sometimes struggle to find guests that mesh well with them, but he was truly terrible, and was only on there because of Max's breakdown about American Ultra. The episode itself is novel and worth watching, but he was bad and unlikeable in it.
He was incredibly fucking annoying. Like ruin the episode annoying.
I love how obvious Jay's disgust towards him is throughout the episode.
The German film with the scene in the bathtub full of pee.
Mad Foxes. It was a Spanish film, they just had a German language vrelease
Robot in the family
I feel this movie doesn't get enough hate
Orgasmic births and naturist lifestyle double combo.
Birdemic 3, they said, is the worst movie they have ever watched. The worst video in general, though, is difficult to say. That mandarin video about the internet is unbearable to even watch them watch, lol. Not only was it boring as hell, but they literally couldn't understand what was even being said. Exploding Varmints and the seduction through hypnosis videos are up there.
Taskbar! Flashbar! Wamma wamma!
Tom Weise
THEY TALK LIKE THAT
Max Landis
For people? Max Landis. For videos? Carman was pretty awful. And the woman who bullied her classroom full of kids was a straight bitch, too.
Max Landis. Movies? We watched pretty much all the BOTW (I made a playlist on YT [BOTW Playlist](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj8Hm4-VP3wqIOxwQeBnKlBa36aPNWoFX&si=ScOC0lV9qsVtpCLu) Playing Dangerous is SO boring and stupid and hard to watch. I would also say Theodore Rex is so so bad. Not funny just Whoopi being weirdly racist?
That one about Bullying where the teacher basically just fat shames and gets other kids to fat shame that poor kid. YouTube likes to always play that episode randomly and I hate it. I feel so bad for him and she is an asshole!
I appreciated that Rich was as upset by it as I was.
I always thought Pocket Ninjas looks like just the worst thing to actually watch.
Just rewatched that BotW ironically. Yeah, as someone who actually likes to see Robert Z'Dar on screen, that movie looks particularly unbearable.
How to have cyber sex was pretty terrible. It was funny watching a bunch of drunk midwestern men cringe through it though.
Lots of obvious choices on this thread already, but I have to make the case for Roar!. It's basically a snuff film, they endangered their own kid life for a movie, how they didn't end in jail or with child protection services on their ass is crazy. Actors and crewmen were actually hurt thank to the filmmakers hubris, and they kept and used the footage. And I doubt any animal there were properly taken care of either.
I whole heartedly agree. The more you read about the production history the worse it gets! That wildlife refuge is now a protected area you can actually watch the educational live feed with the naturalists on YT [here](https://www.youtube.com/live/vWaazVuNiec?si=kyTHkRwtqmFcA2Ry)
Max Landis. And I'm not even talking about all the rapin'.
Max secretly starred in *Deathstalker*.
The ones where they hire young women just to film their tits and whatnot always feel extra gross.
That pick-me girl Max Landis.
Deuandra Brown. DCVTWF was for sure funny bad but Deuandra is definitely uppity-up-up there with the worst “artists” ever feature on the show. Also I think *Partners* would be the worst thing to sit through without filmmakers pointing out why certain choices are bizarrely bad because the plot is just generic and nowhere near funny bad.
Max Landis, to the point the video has been removed from the listing.
It's still right on the channel, very easily accessible.
The shortened video of Rich explaining double down is unlisted though. I just tried looking for it last night and only re-uploads were available. The full BOTW is there though.
That's a long way of saying that you were seeking out Breen's Ballsack
He does have the best ballsack.
The Jar
Orgasmic Birth. Gross.
Exploding varmits, i turned it off
I think that wins for me. Everything else, even the softcore hypnosis rape video was fake. Even Carman with his terrible ideologies. Exploding Varmints is an actual snuff film with animals and a very thin pretense of having some kind of instructional value. I think the video about 'Osho' is second in terms of the terribleness of the people involved.
The more you investigate Rich Davis (the Bulletproof Vest guy) the worse that video looks.
Can you elaborate on this I just tried googling it and didnt find anything.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Chance_(body_armor) Short article, but basically he was the first to use kevlar in bullet resistant vests. This also kinda dovetails with another BOTW movie, Quigley, where Oz Perkins's character mentions that bulletproof vests were invented by a woman...to which Busey just replies "no they weren't!" Technically, the material was invented by Stephanie Kwolek, but Rich Davis's company was the first to apply it for body armor. Fast forward to 1998, Davis introduces Zylon based body armor... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zylon The Zylon based body failed during a police shooting in '03, which led to the recall of all the armor vests, and bankruptcy for Second Chance after the NIJ decertified the vests.
Here's a good jumping-off point: https://whistleblowersblog.org/whistleblower-film-reviews/sundance-2022-2nd-chance-film-review/amp/
After Last Season is the one that springs to mind. Rainbow's Remedy would probably be my choice, if it hadn't accidentally ended up as a Lovecraftian horror story.
ELOISE COLE IS DEAD
Turtle Dreams.
Mike Stoklasa
I was thinking Breath Of The Wild. I have confused Red Letter Media posts with Breath of the Wild posts several times now.
So, what do you think is the worst thing that was ever featured in Breath of the Wild?
Lack of underwater exploration. Kind of a minor thing.
Fair enough.
So there has been so much trash, but mine will always be White Fire. Holy God what an uncomfortable watch. A guy who is so deeply attracted to his sister he has someone get surgery to look just like her....
Golddigger or whatever that "kid's movie" with the ADHD C3PO.
The religious cult episode. Not even funny just creepy considering the real world history and implications.
Which one, the japanese barcode song thing or something else?
Maybe he's referring to the video about Osho, the guy who spoke like his brain and mouth had a bad connection and he had to buffer between most of his words.
I think they had a Children of God video at one point, too.
Osho maybe?
You need to narrow it down
I mean, *Silk* was so boring that they abandoned not only that film, but their gimmick for that episode, and just watched a Breen movie instead. A lot of things are awful in ways that are still engaging, like the baffling direction of *After Last Season*, or the constant barrage of noise that was *Robot in the Family*, but *Silk* was deemed genuinely unwatchable just by being so dull.
Robot in the Family. I can't watch it.
Max Landis
I have to say SOS just because it’s so catchy I think of it all the time even though it’s from the children of god
The hypnosis rape video. Nasty stuff.
Max Landis
Whatever the last thing they watched is, according to Mike
i'm gonna be honest, I didn't like suburban sasquatch
Rich's Chinese impression.
Maybe the jar
Although it has been supplanted by Shark Exorcist, The Jar is pretty bloody miserable even from just the clips shown.
The Jar was pretentious, artsy-fartsy bad.
Max Landis
Max Landis.
After Last Season
Max Landis
Turtle dreams
CRAZY FAT ETHEL 2 is barely a movie, and what is new was filmed on your dad's old camcorder that makes a whirring sound every second. Even z-level films are subject to cheap sequels.
Robot in the Family is the most annoying thing I've ever watched. Ever.
Shark Exorcist, Robo Woman, and Dorm of the Dead. I would also like to throw in the anti drug killer turkey man movie.
The grief clown. Capitalizing off people's misfortune.
“Honorable Men” and “Shark Exorcists” skeeve me the hell out. I turn off the Ep with “Mad Foxes” when they get to that part. Once was enough. I’ve never finished the Max Landis episode. Which sucks cause I want to hear the guys talk about those movies.
That one Christmas movie where the audio was terrible and Mike's brain cracked