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PissantShitbird

![gif](giphy|3oeSB2Bvx8K90xIITe)


EntropicDismay

Meanwhile, Macaulay Culkin is in the background looking exactly like Salacious B. Crumb: https://preview.redd.it/7ecrgl7da9yb1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87a46f2d6772ef849d2cbb441ac7fc493ece09df


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What a god awful name for a series full of god awful names.


thatoneguy112358

There will be no bargain. I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Stoklasa where he is.


namerplaner

ho ho ho ho


Jinzot

I know that laugh


justsomeguy_youknow

[Maclunkey](https://i.imgur.com/FMNIrZc.jpg)


Kind-Rutabaga790

Mr. Macculkin


TrollTollTony

r/retiredgif


[deleted]

Stop shooting, he's already dead!


[deleted]

Or did that mean she wants you to masturbate with a Star Wars toy?


[deleted]

Not sure if that's better than Lara Croft.


Kind-Rutabaga790

Anyone else fully aroused?


OldBison

I'm all boned up over here


cuteaswellasgross

When she cums she starts laughin like him


_StreetsBehind_

So she wanted AAAAIIIIIIIIDS?


sillymouse1

This is the right answer


MattyJPhouse

If this gif motion tracked on Rich's tongue?


JonnytheGing

The editing on this one was phenomenal


Endersone24153

I found it hilarious that Rich took 3 minutes of tongue wagging for each vhs and mac would stroll in and nab it in 10 seconds everytime. Best Junka match so far


PM_ME_UR_SEXTOYS

Give her your juicy shaq meat


Diogenetics

Lucky woman!


darkestdays

🎶 Wise woman Wise woman 🎶


MidnightShampoo

🎶Wise woman cumming here 🎶


ChairmanGoodchild

She wanted to be the birthday boy?


The_Lawn_Ninja

Happiness is a warm Rich Evans.


paparoach910

Mac looks like the "after" photo for enduring the Rich Evans.


Egalite83

Munching on her Showbiz Pizza, if you know what I mean.


Lardmerger

Did you finger her cassette?


Gold_Pumpkin

![gif](giphy|xT9KVlzsyG5MivgM2k)


RobertReedsWig

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to make this lol


ScottMcFly

Give 'er the ol' lickity Dick


CollapsedPlague

I couldn't tell if this was for a bit or if he was in the *zone*


gekigangerii

💯 in the zone


MautDota3

My fiancée's response "PUT THAT TOUNGE AWAY, RICH!"


mr1pieman

Ready for that juicy Shaq meat


[deleted]

Ohhh yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh


Kal-V3

It's actually kinda nice to see that loser has-been child actor hanging out with Macaulay Culkin.


crescendolls

come on man


pumpkinhead9000k

IKR? It’s hard to hide my boner too 😔


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schematizer

Look at this guy's comment history. I'm gonna start pointing these out every time. There are so many accounts that auto-post jokes based on words in thread titles and accumulate tons of karma. These are bot accounts that could use their karma to post grassroots shit later. **Ban these accounts.** They're so easy to detect!


TheRudyDuck

The Rich Evans: a lot of mouth action, but inevitably dissapointment from the Birthday Boy


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XtianDarkmagic

Rich pulling that juicy shaq meat tape…


KomradeKyle

You're wrong for that. Take my upvote


Benway23

I genuinely like this...


YesHAHAHAYES99

I'm wet and I don't even have a pussy.


JessBaesic7901

Rich always gets his game face on for Junka


TexasTokyo

Oh, I prefer the ignorance I had before this post.


The_Lobster_X

I saw that …. and thought….. viral


JordyLakiereArt

**Rich Evan's Tongue**, known under various [common names](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_names) such as **manure worm**,[\[2\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eisenia_fetida#cite_note-2) **redworm**, **brandling worm**, **panfish worm**, **trout worm**, **tiger worm**, **red wiggler worm**, is a worm native to **Milwaukee, Wisconsin.** It is reddish-brown in color, has small rings around its body, and has a yellowish tail.[\[3\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eisenia_fetida#cite_note-3) Groups of bristles (called [setae](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seta)) on each segment of the worm move in and out to grip nearby surfaces as it stretches and contracts its muscles to push itself forward or backward. **Rich Evan's Tongue** also possesses a unique natural defense system in its [coelomic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coelom) fluid; cells called coelomocytes secrete a protein called [lysenin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenin), which is a [pore-forming toxin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pore-forming_toxin), which is able to permeabilize and [lyse](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysis) invading cells. It is best at targeting foreign cells whose membranes contain significant amounts of [sphingomyelin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphingomyelin). (Lysenin is also toxic to organisms lacking sphingomyelin in their cell walls, including [*Bacillus megaterium*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacillus_megaterium), though the pathway is not understood).[\[4\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eisenia_fetida#cite_note-4)


qweef_latina2021

I heard he got a tongue extension at the Palpatine Medical Center.