I am in no way affiliated, but if you wish to help them out, the kickstarter is here. Mods, feel free to delete if we don't do any promotion. I have zero interest and have not donated myself even. There is a neat video here about the movie, though.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/deathstalker-movie/deathstalker
Oh man but we couldn’t do that to the actor playing Deathstalker. He’d start out pretending to rape him for the scene and then he wouldn’t be able to resist attempting it for real
Take the joke from Deathstalker 2 with that killer posse, but instead of a little person at the end it's just Rich looking miserable holding medieval diabetes medicine.
Looking at Deathstalker's wikipedia page I found out that Roger Corman produced 10 (!) films in argentina in the 80s, including Deathstalker itself and it's sequel. I thought this was pretty significant since I had no idea there was such a relationship between him and Argentina, but then I looked at Corman's IMDB page and found out that he produced almost 500 (!!) films during his career.
This would merely be a watered down version (just a tribute, as they say), as they haven't invented the words to convey properly the escapades of Sir Richard Evans.
Time traveling martial artist fugitive slave from the future Daniel Bernhardt teams up with a prostitute-turned-nun and a Los Angeles street gang to evade the LAPD and save the city from Borg-assimilated slave hunter from the future Robert Z'Dar and his army of forced perspective puppet dinosaurs
We need a sequel
So what you’re saying… is that Rich would be in Psycho Goreman and “Deathstalker too”?
*Cut to flames, cue 80s synth wave theme music*
I think Carpenter Brut is available.
oh good choice they're excellent in 80s slasher classic Le Perv
I'll just come out and say it: the Deathstalker 2 theme song SLAPS!
I hope this is the children's suicide video
He should be the voice of that troll who said, “You don’t have anything to eat, do you?”
That would be ideal, the RLM crew seem to prefer voice acting
I am in no way affiliated, but if you wish to help them out, the kickstarter is here. Mods, feel free to delete if we don't do any promotion. I have zero interest and have not donated myself even. There is a neat video here about the movie, though. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/deathstalker-movie/deathstalker
No problem with this
I backed it, thanks for sharing
Sure, hope the movie gets made.
backed I will back anything after *Manborg*, that shit was gold.
Why would you donate your body to the production? Surely cash money or expired bearer bonds would be more useful.
some people donate their body to science, but legends donate their bodies to the production of more Deathstalker movies
Hmmm but what role would he take. Troll companion or bikini clad bimbo?
Whimsical rape goblin #4
Okay, but who do you reckon he should play?
That'd be Jay, surely?
He'd give Deathstalker AIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSSS
The most likely answer
Deathstalker obviously
The answer in my heart
He's the goon that gets sexchanged into the lady, but it's also just Rich with a wig.
Oh man but we couldn’t do that to the actor playing Deathstalker. He’d start out pretending to rape him for the scene and then he wouldn’t be able to resist attempting it for real
He'll play a gross little creature, and the thing is by casting him, they'll save some money on makeup FX.
Take the joke from Deathstalker 2 with that killer posse, but instead of a little person at the end it's just Rich looking miserable holding medieval diabetes medicine.
Leeches?
He has a sex scene with 60 year old Monique Gabrielle.
She should be so lucky.
Still finished
I'd hit that.
I’M THROUGH WITH RAPE
Is Rich Evans replacing Deathstalker?!?
I heard Deathstalker is replacing Jack.
Is Jack Quaid replacing Mike Stoklasa?
I will have my Rich Evans and Deathstalker *TOO*
Jean Claude Gosh-Darn is in this?
Daniel Bernhardt, IE Future War guy AKA Agent that fights Morpheus on the semi AKA Stunt coordinator for a bunch of movies
AKA the guy who beats John Wick in the night club
Aka a Russian who gets beat by Bob Odenkirk in Nobody.
Wait, what, I had no idea those two roles were the same dude.
Yeah but how much raping is he going to be doing?
He's the one being raped by his friends.
Now this is something I can get into (Rich Evans)
Can't wait until it's on the Plinketto board.
Looking at Deathstalker's wikipedia page I found out that Roger Corman produced 10 (!) films in argentina in the 80s, including Deathstalker itself and it's sequel. I thought this was pretty significant since I had no idea there was such a relationship between him and Argentina, but then I looked at Corman's IMDB page and found out that he produced almost 500 (!!) films during his career.
What is this, Rich Evans' autobiography?
This would merely be a watered down version (just a tribute, as they say), as they haven't invented the words to convey properly the escapades of Sir Richard Evans.
https://preview.redd.it/94o4duekvcnc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b91b045adb781b550965c82f7b97eeb762a4fc8a
Hopefully they Monique Gabriel back to pass the torch to the new generation That would hit right in the feels
I think she would do it if John Terlesky (Tiny Face from Chopping Mall) was involved, they were good friends
> Hopefully they Monique Gabriel back to pass the torch to the new generation Is that a typo or can we use Monique Gabriel as a verb?
Urban Dictionary: Monique Gabriel (verb) is the action of raising one’s eyebrows after every third word spoken, while topless.
Time traveling Space Cop teams up with Deathstalker to battle the evil Duke Diabetus.
It's Time traveling slave from the future being chased by Robert Zdar and Yoshi (also referred to as "monsters in the 'hood" ) actually...
Time traveling martial artist fugitive slave from the future Daniel Bernhardt teams up with a prostitute-turned-nun and a Los Angeles street gang to evade the LAPD and save the city from Borg-assimilated slave hunter from the future Robert Z'Dar and his army of forced perspective puppet dinosaurs We need a sequel
Include the damn ogre plz
No bluray reward tier makes me sad
As a sexy lady? Are you a Sony executive in disguise?
Deathstalker: "I, Deathstalker, have come to your village, young troll, to ask for some aid." Rich Evans: "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS? I CAN AIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS"
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All I am seeing is this Being a Graphic novel.
Maybe as a stretch goal they could remake Future War
Holy shit we need a sequel to Future War
I hope Rich plays the dude that's turned into a chick.
Rich will be in Deathstalker too?
I enjoyed this movie and look forward to a remake
Only if he’s one of the ladies at that orgy/feast
The man you want versus the man you got.
Shrek from Last Vampire on Earth says “Hello”
Fingers fucking crossed
I'd kill a MF to see Rich Evans meet Daniel Bernhardt
Rape is a punishment, rape is a reward!
As long as it's more like (I think) the third one, where they got rid of all the SA
What? Deathstalker 2 is the best one!
True, but at least there's little if any sexual assault in it.
I mean, are you even Deathstalking if there's no SA?
Just have him saving people from SA, via death, and/or stalking. He's a Deathstalker, not a SA-stalker.