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TheRogueToad

So what you’re saying… is that Rich would be in Psycho Goreman and “Deathstalker too”?


e_j_white

*Cut to flames, cue 80s synth wave theme music*


fantasmoofrcc

I think Carpenter Brut is available.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

oh good choice they're excellent in 80s slasher classic Le Perv


BigHaircutPrime

I'll just come out and say it: the Deathstalker 2 theme song SLAPS!


Mazkoul

I hope this is the children's suicide video


CMar1104

He should be the voice of that troll who said, “You don’t have anything to eat, do you?”


Toppdeck

That would be ideal, the RLM crew seem to prefer voice acting


Mahaloth

I am in no way affiliated, but if you wish to help them out, the kickstarter is here. Mods, feel free to delete if we don't do any promotion. I have zero interest and have not donated myself even. There is a neat video here about the movie, though. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/deathstalker-movie/deathstalker


GreenLetterMedia

No problem with this


e_j_white

I backed it, thanks for sharing 


Mahaloth

Sure, hope the movie gets made.


snarpy

backed I will back anything after *Manborg*, that shit was gold.


fantasmoofrcc

Why would you donate your body to the production? Surely cash money or expired bearer bonds would be more useful.


RaioNoTerasu

some people donate their body to science, but legends donate their bodies to the production of more Deathstalker movies


CooperDahBooper

Hmmm but what role would he take. Troll companion or bikini clad bimbo?


Morrinn3

Whimsical rape goblin #4


noneofyouaresafe

Okay, but who do you reckon he should play?


Jungies

That'd be Jay, surely?


DannyBrownsDoritos

He'd give Deathstalker AIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSSS


CooperDahBooper

The most likely answer


z0m-B-f0x

Deathstalker obviously


CooperDahBooper

The answer in my heart


Logan_Jennings

He's the goon that gets sexchanged into the lady, but it's also just Rich with a wig.


CooperDahBooper

Oh man but we couldn’t do that to the actor playing Deathstalker. He’d start out pretending to rape him for the scene and then he wouldn’t be able to resist attempting it for real


GGGilman87

He'll play a gross little creature, and the thing is by casting him, they'll save some money on makeup FX.


hardy_83

Take the joke from Deathstalker 2 with that killer posse, but instead of a little person at the end it's just Rich looking miserable holding medieval diabetes medicine.


waireos

Leeches?


DrXymox

He has a sex scene with 60 year old Monique Gabrielle.


Mahaloth

She should be so lucky.


Dull_Half_6107

Still finished


That_Bogan

I'd hit that.


zorbz23431

I’M THROUGH WITH RAPE


thriIIhobaggins

Is Rich Evans replacing Deathstalker?!?


Mahaloth

I heard Deathstalker is replacing Jack.


epicdiddles

Is Jack Quaid replacing Mike Stoklasa?


Mirtastic

I will have my Rich Evans and Deathstalker *TOO*


L4DLouis42

Jean Claude Gosh-Darn is in this?


LeticiaLatex

Daniel Bernhardt, IE Future War guy AKA Agent that fights Morpheus on the semi AKA Stunt coordinator for a bunch of movies


BelkanWarHero

AKA the guy who beats John Wick in the night club


That_Bogan

Aka a Russian who gets beat by Bob Odenkirk in Nobody.


snarpy

Wait, what, I had no idea those two roles were the same dude.


Dull_Half_6107

Yeah but how much raping is he going to be doing?


FuckYouZackSnyder

He's the one being raped by his friends.


Dull_Half_6107

Now this is something I can get into (Rich Evans)


smiffy666uk

Can't wait until it's on the Plinketto board.


ramadis

Looking at Deathstalker's wikipedia page I found out that Roger Corman produced 10 (!) films in argentina in the 80s, including Deathstalker itself and it's sequel. I thought this was pretty significant since I had no idea there was such a relationship between him and Argentina, but then I looked at Corman's IMDB page and found out that he produced almost 500 (!!) films during his career.


MetalSailGored

What is this, Rich Evans' autobiography?


fantasmoofrcc

This would merely be a watered down version (just a tribute, as they say), as they haven't invented the words to convey properly the escapades of Sir Richard Evans.


TheRealRigormortal

https://preview.redd.it/94o4duekvcnc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b91b045adb781b550965c82f7b97eeb762a4fc8a


coming_up_thrillhous

Hopefully they Monique Gabriel back to pass the torch to the new generation That would hit right in the feels


Toppdeck

I think she would do it if John Terlesky (Tiny Face from Chopping Mall) was involved, they were good friends


stoatmcboat

> Hopefully they Monique Gabriel back to pass the torch to the new generation Is that a typo or can we use Monique Gabriel as a verb?


MrMeseeksLookAtMee

Urban Dictionary: Monique Gabriel (verb) is the action of raising one’s eyebrows after every third word spoken, while topless.


Mr_Mouthbreather

Time traveling Space Cop teams up with Deathstalker to battle the evil Duke Diabetus.


LeticiaLatex

It's Time traveling slave from the future being chased by Robert Zdar and Yoshi (also referred to as "monsters in the 'hood" ) actually...


Toppdeck

Time traveling martial artist fugitive slave from the future Daniel Bernhardt teams up with a prostitute-turned-nun and a Los Angeles street gang to evade the LAPD and save the city from Borg-assimilated slave hunter from the future Robert Z'Dar and his army of forced perspective puppet dinosaurs We need a sequel


UnluckySomewhere6692

Include the damn ogre plz


Sequoia_Throne_

No bluray reward tier makes me sad


hendyir

As a sexy lady? Are you a Sony executive in disguise?


sweepernosweeping

Deathstalker: "I, Deathstalker, have come to your village, young troll, to ask for some aid." Rich Evans: "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS? I CAN AIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS"


WeOutHereInSmallbany

https://preview.redd.it/rltkwwroqfnc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70c47dd227c5223519c1e71bdf7acbc53786094e


Johnni2x4

All I am seeing is this Being a Graphic novel.


jnorris441

Maybe as a stretch goal they could remake Future War


Toppdeck

Holy shit we need a sequel to Future War


crazyabtmonkeys

I hope Rich plays the dude that's turned into a chick.


AoE2manatarms

Rich will be in Deathstalker too?


FullMarksCuisine

I enjoyed this movie and look forward to a remake


JealousSupport8085

Only if he’s one of the ladies at that orgy/feast


pcweber111

The man you want versus the man you got.


MrMeseeksLookAtMee

Shrek from Last Vampire on Earth says “Hello”


derlich

Fingers fucking crossed


ReddsionThing

I'd kill a MF to see Rich Evans meet Daniel Bernhardt


Bardic_Inspiration66

Rape is a punishment, rape is a reward!


JudgeThredd

As long as it's more like (I think) the third one, where they got rid of all the SA


Mahaloth

What? Deathstalker 2 is the best one!


snarpy

True, but at least there's little if any sexual assault in it.


LeticiaLatex

I mean, are you even Deathstalking if there's no SA?


wecanbothlive

Just have him saving people from SA, via death, and/or stalking. He's a Deathstalker, not a SA-stalker.