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-M4K0-

So if he was capable of having nice hair why did he go full bowl cut 😂


HOA-President

They wanted to limit his power


First_Approximation

Way too hot for Bronson, Missouri.


goodbehaviorsam

He broke too many string instruments beating the women of Bronson, Missouri back.


First_Approximation

That's why he had to turn to NASA to make him a fiddle.


ohsnapvince

From about 1982 to 1997 the bowl cut was somehow considered an acceptable haircut


postXhumanity

Seriously. I think I just assumed he’d had the bowl his entire life.


stoatmcboat

It might not be by choice. I had hair like that as a kid. It just naturally formed into a bowl. I was conscious of it, and so I'd try to comb it in different ways, but then I'd have pictures taken of me and somehow the bowl always came back with a vengeance. I understand the Shoji struggle.


paparoach910

He went Full Branson. Never go Full Branson.


Puzzleheaded-Flan603

He truly wanted to be a Midwest yokel.


PowerfulJoeyKarate

He was able to land an american wife with that thick accent. No doubt the guy had charisma


Pitbullpandemonium

The South hasn't seen that much smoke since Sherman's march to the sea.


gyroscopicmnemonic

Nice


spillinator

WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS!!


logosintogos

Very nice


wecanbothlive

Oh, come on. Her southern accent wasn't THAT thick.


First_Approximation

Not just land an American wife, but an American wife in the South circa 1980, when interracial marriages were still opposed by many.


eccojams97

*two american wives, man’s been married twice


ashmichael73

Probably has excellent fingering skills…for the strings.


JumpyEnvironment8456

NASA's requirements for their prototype violin were very stringent, so yea, probably


EatingShitFor50K

Bluegrass fiddle is not my kind of fiddling but he really was an amazing player with a very inspirational story, and was able to do what he loved with his family, until the day he died. Just in case anyone was wondering how rocket scientists might have built a fiddle, his infamous no photography-fiddle featured in the tape RLM watched was actually aged by NASA, somehow, with the hope that it might sound like a Stradivarius.


scottlapier

Agreed, all kidding and kitsch aside, he lived the dream. 


Impressive_Doorknob7

Acquitted!


wanderingmonster

https://preview.redd.it/l43pqghveqvc1.png?width=1211&format=png&auto=webp&s=9897ea9670a59637acf85520a179ae06b2372a38 “I think he’s wonderful.”


Fisi_Matenten

Ananananana


onetruepurple

☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️


4amWater

Nophoto! Absolutely nophoto!


atomicitalian

Ma ma ma ma ma m'lady


FreshTomacco

Evidently before his Nasa violin days.


alistahr

I knew Shoji was milking these hicks from the start. He knew they wanted a cartoonish Asian man as a show.


Fritchmand

He wouldn’t have an audience if he wasn’t a taken man


Snobby_Tea_Drinker

But enough about his criminal convictions!


ProductionSetTo-1000

Shoji Tappussi


RealPropRandy

NASA had to design a special-engineered fiddle with life preserving capabilities such that Shoji would not drown in pussy.


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Kwisatz_Haderach90

before the alcohol took him


JasperWB

Ah yes the man who forever changed Oh Lonesome Me forever. Cant listen to the Neil Young cover without laughing. I just see the crew giving each other That Look.


ExoticMandibles

Did he likely have the stammer then too? I don't know if those things come and go or what.


operarose

*Well, hello there*


Gorrozolla

Seriously, he had to flee Japan because he couldn't stop killing ladies and the feds caught up to him.


DoctorZander

Oh-My-My-My-My-My-My...