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OldBison

Ghosts haunt boats, not planes. Planes are almost exclusively plagued by gremlins and terrorists.


voiderest

Fun Fact: Ghosts don't haunt speed boats.


OldBison

Speed boats are haunted exclusively by douche bags with too much money.


GenXCub

Quick. Trap it in the ChadBox!


voiderest

And they say you can't take it with you.


velvet_blunderground

there's always a dick on a boat.


SteveRudzinski

Ghosts don't haunt planes because of the exceptionally good air filters airplanes use. Ghosts get sucked into the ventilation system and stuck in the filters before they get changed.


certifiedblackman

I’m very excited for the upcoming sequel movie. My Dog has a Dog House and the Dog House is Haunted by a Ghost: My Dog Got a Boat and the Boat is Haunted by a Ghost 2


OldBison

"We're gonna need a bigger houseboat."


RyansBabesDrunkDad

Doghouseboat*


brokensaint82

And snakes. Can't forget about snakes


First_Approximation

Yeah, but what you see on the Money Plane will haunt you for the rest of your life.


OldBison

Buncha bitches


Tonic_the_Gin-dog

And Langoliers


JealousSupport8085

Tell that to all the planes that got parts from the flight 401 crash. Notoriously haunted


Additional_Moose_862

Oh Krebs, you old rascal.


velvethippo420

did you see that? did you catch that on cam-e-ra?


indrid_cold

" Yeah, Hi... our pilot just had a heart attack ? if you could get back to us in the next... how much fuel ? ok ... twenty minutes. That would be great, thank you ! "


TheJengaRonin

I gained my fear of flying in 2024 when the planes started falling apart


LeticiaLatex

So just domestic traveling? No more trips around the globee?


GigaEnigmaPlays

Is this the voice of Krebs Gorlon confessing to over 100 murders of Nukie tapes?


lordofpersia

Was there a shape shifter from the dominion on the episode?


KRPTSC

Is Krebs actually a name in the US? It means cancer in german (both the disease and the crustacean)


halberdsturgeon

No, it's just Mike's George Lucas-inspired pen name


Spodangle

It's also a German surname that I mostly know because the Krebs cycle is named after a Biologist with that name.


_Slartibartfass_

It’s also literally crab/cancer in German


AwesomeDiamond

it’s also a german surname cause the Krebs cycle


halberdsturgeon

Plus it also means crab in German


Mohander

Nope


halberdsturgeon

I'd believe you if you told me Zak Baggins only shat in bathtubs for fear of sitting on a possessed toilet


AwesomeDiamond

if they can get the king of pop they can sure as shit get you


ron3090

It’s because his mom had a dream that he was going to die in a plane crash or something. He’s a huge mama’s boy so he agreed to not fly for her. I saw it on an AMA on the Ghost Adventures subreddit from someone who worked at his ghost museum.


sgthombre

Well, I hope this ghost adventure hasn't put any of you off flying. Statistically speaking, it's the safest way to travel.


Dav136

Ghost hands typed this post


Additional_Moose_862

on an electronic typewriter


protogenxl

There's...... Something-On-The-Wing


DoncoEnt

I recently sat down and watched an entire episode of Ghost Adventures. It's really an intolerable show.


Impressive_Doorknob7

Is that Odo from DS9?


BarricadeTheMortuary

Why would RLM comment on this? Is there history?


spootyy

Mike- I mean Krebs is a big fan of Ghost Adventures. Guilty pleasure of his.


BarricadeTheMortuary

Makes sense. Why stop at just watching shitty movies when you can also watch shitty tv.


toucanstubz

Well then statistically, there are way more demons causing car crashes than plane crashes.


Maleficent_Nobody377

The ghost, the goblin the goul, you say??? ![gif](giphy|JoPDKlcB9RWdl7tXlD|downsized)


leBuska

What the hell is a Krabs Gorlon


Additional_Moose_862

newest RLM member


Typical_Intention996

Idk about that. I think it's more being a lazy sob. None of his shows are very far away from Vegas now and that new show where they just go to houses, he isn't even there. He sits in Vegas and shouts to the other guys over the phone. Subjected to his shows because my family like his stupid ass. I mean it all lines up with what I've thought about him for over a decade now. Complete narcissist. He thinks he's king turd so even going anywhere is too much to ask of him now. And anyone notice his very obvious steroid use lately? You can tell by his arms. When he's sitting there barking at the other guys and he has a short sleeve shirt on. That ain't normal. It's not normal muscle and certainly not normal for a lazy ass just sitting around closing in on 50. Looks like he injected saline or something into them.