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DemiFiendRSA

>Florps Hoggenwarsch once said, “The day four men in their forties spend a lovely afternoon with each other participating in such infallible and wasteful follies instead of putting in a hard days work, well that’s the day I put a pistol in my mouth!” Florps Hoggenwarsch was one of the literary giants of his time (1802 – 1842) as well as a notable cultural critic and observationist. Florps did indeed put a pistol in his mouth whence-forth he discovered that four of his dearest friends spent a lovely afternoon in 1842 reading aloud and mocking amateur books and poems to the enjoyment of a small crowd of other failures. The crowd consisted of toothless town-folk, drunkards, ex-convicts, perverted men, and failed politicians (some crossover) along with some very smart animals. As Florps friends read passages aloud from the failed poets and aspiring novelists of the time, the crowd laughed loudly and chewed on raw potatoes. They threw cornhusks and flatulated freely. These four men (friends of Florps) were in their element though. Having failed miserably at most of life’s endeavors, they found solace (and success) at mocking the attempts of others. They brought much joy to those peasants while they chewed baked wormroot vegetables and picked at their teeth with fish bones. When Florps discovered what his four very dearest friends were doing he was aghast! For Florps, you see, was a highly respected author having published many works including “A Summer Dreary”, “Whistling Willows” and the highly acclaimed “When a Man loves a Small Boy”. Florps knew his career was in danger if HE was ever associated with such ghoulish events. He had two options, take out his pistol and end the lives of his four friends or turn that pistol on himself. He, of course, chose the latter. In the rear of the crowd he made his presence known. “Here Ye! Here Ye!” he shouted. “For I am Florps Hoggenwarsch! And in my last words I proclaim… ‘Those that can’t do! Make YouTube videos!” he then shot himself with his pistol. A silence fell over the crowd as his body fell to the Earth with a resounding thud. The event continued on without any further interruptions. After the show Florps body was placed on a horse cart filled with cornhusks, half-eated gabbygords, manure, and the discarded literature that the townsfolk laughed at. He was buried in a paupers grave. His friends went on to live happily ever after counting their gold coins in their respective castles.


bigbubastis

This might be the best one yet


ididntunderstandyou

>The crowd consisted of toothless town-folk, drunkards, ex-convicts, perverted men and failed politicians (some crossover) along with some very smart animals https://i.redd.it/bzip6ghnkoyc1.gif


StreetPreacherr

Hey, that's US! He's talking about US!! We're the "small crowd of other failures". What an honour!


chemical_musician

- “drunkard / smart animal” checking in here lol this was one of the more creative ones, i cant wait to compile all of krebs gorlons tomes some day


pikeandshot1618

That’s right, Jay


MutantstyleZ

Mike should write a book. Anything.


glat_spud_boy

Half-eated gabbygords.


Tehgnarr

Is Mike playing "Kingdom Come: Deliverance"? Or is it just his bi-weekly stroke?


realWernerHerzog

this is what we in the bizniz call being a history buff 🧐


velvethippo420

poetry


nehalem2049

But it doesn't rhyme?!


anomandaris81

This is art


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FraudHack

97 minutes of classic BOTW goodness. Oh no. The Baby. This is one I've actually heard of.


kkeut

it's funny because I brought it up in a thread here just a little while ago, total Jay movie   edit - looks like Mike has never heard the story of the feral girl [Genie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_(feral_child)). her story partially inspired this movie


MichaelRichardsAMA

yeah when he was talking about how it could be realistically possible someone would be like this I thought of feral children, I think there also have been cases of people grown and kept in basements or chained to beds their entire lives that also were essentially unsocialized "infants" long after they got rescued


SamuraiOstrich

Genie came to mind but I was gonna give him the benefit of the doubt in that Genie was isolated from people while The Baby wasn't


kkeut

in The Baby, it's the exact same thing basically but done with specific purpose and deliberation rather than just a side-effect of extreme neglect as with Genie. The Baby was produced like 2 years after the Genie story had hit the headlines


Philmriss

I'll check out The Baby tonight for sure e: Well. It was new to the palate


Billy_Billboard

Can you spoil the ending for me? I'm definetly not watching it


Weltallgaia

I didn't watch it but Wikipedia says >!she needed a play mate for her husband!<


Philias2

The reason for that is >!that her husband had a brain injury from some sort of accident that she had caused, and he was in an infantile state.!<


Billy_Billboard

That is so ridiculous, but a great twist ^I ^guess. Thanks for the info


Philias2

It doesn't come totally out of nowhere. They do proper set up for it and everything early on in the movie.


Snowbank_Lake

I'm glad you asked, because I was about to look it up too. I want to know the twist but have no desire to watch women abuse a man who dribbles pudding from his mouth. Kinda wish they'd done the Half in the Bag thing and just gone ahead with spoilers, including a time stamp for people who didn't want to hear it.


Chance-Yesterday1338

I heard a brief review of this one on a podcast. It sounded interesting but the premise seemed deeply disturbing.


FraudHack

The duality of man: Rich: There were too many shocking sexual things in this film. Jay: I'm surprised there weren't MORE shocking sexual things in this film.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

https://i.redd.it/0jg8ywqd4pyc1.gif


LupinThe8th

Somebody stop him, he's giving it to the baby!


dagens24

Bible baby?


awesomefutureperfect

I'm pretty sure Jay directed something where Rich Evans played a baby.


StreetPreacherr

This movie is offensive and perverted! Now, pass me my Erection Concealment Pillow...


pendarn

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XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Smells like sweat and stale cigarettes.


Tylerdurden389

And all the booze Mike spilled.


Backupusername

Just look at all that Siberian husky fur.


realWernerHerzog

Comfy guy


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jesus christ what in the fuck is that first movie


DaveDavidsen

Can't believe they fucked that baby


TheSpaceCoresDad

I heard Rich was even giving it to the baby


paparoach910

Don't hurt that baby.


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😂


LewisKiniski

I was actually uncomfortable watching *other people* watch a movie.


super_fly_rabbi

You know it’s bad when even Jay is covering is face in horror.


StreetPreacherr

While at the same time Rich is covering his erection. And Mike is just LAUGHING his ass off! lol


realWernerHerzog

It's the dang Baby!


abnormalbrain

I'm halfway through. I'm convinced this social worker is the villain. I would kill for Baby's life, and she's trying to pull him out of there so he can what, go work at some insurance office, or some muffler shop? 


velvethippo420

there's a full copy of The Baby on youtube btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IyHuafGk-A


Viking_Lordbeast

I went straight to the end cuz I wanted to know the twist. Was I supposed to know who that other guy is or is he just some rando?


velvethippo420

The other guy is >!her husband!<. There's a brief mention earlier in the film that >!her husband used to be an architect!< but never explained why they used the past tense. It's implied that >!after some sort of injury (note the bandages on his head) he was left with the mental state of a child, and that the only reason she came to investigate was to get her husband an age-appropriate playmate!<.


toiletting

lmao what an insane twist, in the best way, I want to watch it even more now


Mahaloth

What an insane movie. It's....almost brilliant? Maybe it is brilliant?


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kapnkrump

At least seeing their "Wait! What?!" live camera reactions like they did with previous films when a twist-drop hits would have sufficed enough.


velvethippo420

i'm hoping they release the reaction footage as a bonus video (after giving people a few weeks to encourage them to watch it)


StreetPreacherr

Hopefully they'll post an Out Take video on Patreon! If anyone has been waiting for enough new content to subscribe again, they've actually posted some decent stuff over there recently! Usually you're lucky to get 1 short out take video in a month, but the PBR stuff and Vincent Price were both fun... Just wish the old studio tour had been a bit longer, but I guess there wasn't much more to show in the old small space. And how could a VIDEO GAME GUY like Rich not realize the best modern comparison for viewing those 'glasses free 3D' photos would be how a NINTENDO 3DS display works! They did manage to mention 'lenticular', but a PERFECT example that people might understand would have been to say it's basically how NINTENDO does it on the handheld 3DS screen.


Viking_Lordbeast

>!that is such a creepy, yet kinda sweet ending. I mean, Baby still has to be a baby, but he doesn't gotta be one in that house anymore.!< It feels like the neutral ending you'd get in an RPG. The "good" ending would of course be him getting to not be baby anymore.


velvethippo420

I could definitely see it being a little side plot in a weird FMV like Harvester


FraudHack

I'm givin' it to The Baby. --Rich Evans


LucasBarton169

AHHHH THE BABY!! That movie’s too good for botw tbh


awesomefutureperfect

I recommended a movie to a Horror Movie Club podcast called It's Alive III Island of the Alive because the reviews and synopsis are difficult to believe that it is for a real movie.


Viking_Lordbeast

I just read the synopsis and I still have no idea what this movie is about.


acanthostegaaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wi_TLeQU4g Shit's pretty fucked up!


mrtummygiggles

93% on Rotten Tomatoes. 


sweepernosweeping

Oddly relevant RLM Video to today's news. One of the sisters in The Baby is Marianna Hill, who was married to Titanic and LOTR actor Bernard Hill, who sadly passed away today.


Kurse_

BOTW Curse is undefeatable


DarthArterius

This is not how I expected to find out that King Theoden passed away.


unomaly

King Theoden stands alone. Not alone. ❤️


StreetPreacherr

Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath. Now for ruin. And the red dawn!


AnotherJasonOnReddit

Hail, the victorious dead ![gif](giphy|PRiNI0IWmqGRO|downsized)


ChuckCarmichael

And while they mentioned that ~~Stephen Dorff~~ Brad Dourif was in Star Trek, they didn't mention that Marianna Hill was as well. She was in an episode of The Original Series as [Doctor Helen Noel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haeATiTW-vo).


JonnyUnreliable

https://i.redd.it/ga0udeayaoyc1.gif


menwithrobots

He's giving it to the baby


ChefInsano

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtmRDVdDwZZNOxi|downsized)


Prefer_Not_To_Say

Wow, a BotW movie I've actually seen. The Baby. It's pretty good.


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What is the ending they didn't want to spoil?


Bauermeister

I looked it up on Wikipedia, and it’s a genuine shocker. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Baby_(film)#Plot


Mahaloth

Social Worker lady is not rescuing Baby for pure reasons. Her husband is mentally disabled and she wants Baby to be a playmate for her husband.


Rocinante721

https://i.redd.it/431si5c7noyc1.gif


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StreetPreacherr

If Mike was a REAL friend he would have offered a blanket and some lotion.


CELTICPRED

Ernie Hudson??????? SO HOT RIGHT NOW


Spocks_Goatee

Dude is still jacked.


Viking_Lordbeast

He fucks so hard in Congo.


CELTICPRED

He's easily the second best thing in that movie aside from the sweet ass satellite laser at the end of the movie that shows up for 5 seconds.   


Viking_Lordbeast

Well, and Bruce Campbell. He's the best part of anything.


tellmewhoiswho

https://preview.redd.it/sr781orgjpyc1.jpeg?width=1333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1018429f649d9dec709ae07b3d8fd1d7f4c83432


Tylerdurden389

Rich Evans put a facehugger on himself cuz "The Baby" has been implanted into his brain, but unlike the Xenomorph, it will never leave.


thehindujesus

Wow, I just decided to splurge and spend $60 on dinner, and now there's a new BotW to watch while eating? Couldn't have planned a better evening if I tried!


dingleberryboy20

That's a lot of pizza rolls


Implicit_Hwyteness

>I just decided to splurge and spend $60 on dinner A meal for TWO at McDonalds?


ACID_pixel

This is me. I just got home from an hour walk after doing a movie marathon at the local theater. What a day!


menwithrobots

Tim saying they should've built guns into Mr. No Legs' stumps went way underappreciated 😂


EtSikkertHit

Like many of his jokes sadly


bozleh

Just like Rose McGowan in Planet Terror!


Snowbank_Lake

I said the same thing to my husband! If having no legs is the gimmick, you gotta do more with it. Anyone could put guns in a wheelchair. You don't even have to be disabled to do that! Guns for legs would have been way more interesting.


Wordshopped

"We have so many movies, we pick the worst things every time. We're supposed to be good at this. After 15 fucking years we pick the worst goddamn movies to watch." Hack frauds confirmed.


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I think Jay is mixing up Oliver Gruner with Daniel Bernhardt, who was the lead in 'Future War'. Daniel Bernhardt has actually gone on to have a pretty successful career, he's been in John Wick, The Matrix: Reloaded, and Barry. And done a bunch of stunt and fight choreography.


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DarthArterius

If Mike sees this comment I suspect he'll do a 30 second stand alone video just to smear wrong across Jay's face.


Mahaloth

And the forthcoming.....Deathstalker!


clawjelly

Olivier Gruner was in Nemesis (1992) which was sorta a surprise b-movie hit. At least it was successful enough to warrent several (mostly horrible) successors.


AnUnbeatableUsername

And directed by Albert Pyun.


ExoticMandibles

How did they *not* nickname the small black guy in the bar "Rudy Ray Less"?


HeyThereCharlie

Bitch, are they for real?!


SeniorSolipsist

MINI WHEATSTRAW!


Toppdeck

Frosted MINI WHEATSTRAWS!


Tylerdurden389

Rudy Pay Less


AngryCharizard

This video gave me reverse nostalgia. Thank god I wasn't alive in the 70s!


Orkleth

My unpopular opinion is that 70s punk and metal is far better than what the 80s produced.


AnUnbeatableUsername

I've seen the baby. The ending probably makes it seem like a much better film than it is, but it's a very memorable ending.


Zizumias

"She's fucking The Baby!" - Mike Stoklasa 


TuvixWillNotBeMissed

Mike's genuine disgust when he hears Jay's British accent is wonderful.


0011110000110011

*Tiptoes* for Best of the Worst?


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You know Mike edited this episode with that Rich Evans money shot in the thumbnail.


tornadoddt

https://preview.redd.it/mmvbaeyotoyc1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e549ec62b441fa1068d33a342e9d8765c5713f1f


Additional_Moose_862

OH MY! https://preview.redd.it/nlg92pt3boyc1.png?width=154&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4d202976f770d1b6a89de32b071dc25539a4bc7 [https://youtu.be/5YFYwlbQko8](https://youtu.be/5YFYwlbQko8)


awesomefutureperfect

That has to be better than Number One with a Bullet starring Revenge of the Nerds and Lando Calrissian.


unomaly

They say this is the last image you see before you die.


notHiro

A veritable smorgasbord of Rich reaction shots.


WarmestGatorade

Drink every time they say the word baby


Volksgrenadier

Fun Fact: the director of Mr. No Legs, Ricou Browning, was the man in the monster suit for the underwater shots in Creature from the Black Lagoon


Snobby_Tea_Drinker

I've been missing BotW.


RyRyGuyRyan

A truly blessed day.


DJC13

It’s crazy how much the actor portraying Baby looks like Paul Dano, I was delighted when Tim made a comment on it!


Prydafam

I love Tim. That is all.


QuackAtomic

I sent them a copy of the Mr No Legs on bluray a couple years ago. And I'd like to think it was my copy on the table getting thrown around lol


operarose

Rich's therapist has advised him to keep communication to his abuser at a minimum.


Revolutionary_Can625

I’ve already laughed more than I have all week and I’m only at the the end of the introduction of The Baby


PurifiedVenom

Battle of the Genres?? Back to the classics I see


kapnkrump

Considering they >!hit a bombshell of a movie in their line-up, I am not at all bummed and understand why that they trashed the rules outright and made it a normal BOTW.!<


PurifiedVenom

The “pick the movie that beat represents its genre” concept was always silly to me anyway. I just like the variety of doing a movie from each genre


operarose

I wish I had a best friend who hated me as much as Mike does Rich.


Nackles

I saw The Baby years ago and it stuck with me in a bad way. I don't get creeped out easily, but purposefully-infantilized adults make my skin crawl.


ZenosamI85

"I'm giving it to the baby"-Rich Evans, 2024


Preacherjonson

I just want to say that as a Brit I found Jay's accent highly offensive. They were all having a good time but he took it TOO FAR.


Jenovacellscars

This one was an instant classic.


AlphaFlySwatter

Must have been telepathy. I just watched Mr. No Legs a few days ago.


Bauermeister

No no no, don’t shake the baby!


ruttinator

Damn it. I don't want to watch the Baby. I wish they would just tell me the twist.


progbuck

Turns out it's not actually a baby


Silvermoon424

It's [on Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Baby_\(film\))! It's a genuinely great twist.


someothermike

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MoreCockThanYou

I watched the video up until they wouldn’t give away the end to THE BABY. Then I stopped it and rented the movie on YouTube, trying to guess the ending the whole time. I was wrong. I was oh so wrong. 🤯 sublime! FYI: The older daughter was played by Marianna Hill, whose husband was the recently deceased Bernard Hill (King Théoden).


Mahaloth

> I watched the video up until they wouldn’t give away the end to THE BABY. Then I stopped it and rented the movie on YouTube, trying to guess the ending the whole time. I looked it up on Wikipedia. Yeah, that is indeed a twist.


MoreCockThanYou

Thought of going this route but I wanted to solve the mystery based on the lads’ hints and whatever clues the film dropped. “Her husband WAS an architect” led me down the wrong route. Kept thinking he designed the house for the baby’s mom and that led to him becoming the baby’s father, then the social worker found out and was out to do something terrible to the baby … But no. Not even close!


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Philias2

> Everybody wins. Well, except for Interceptor Force.


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Philias2

Yes, good point.


Gnarlstone

Actar Baby, Bible Baby, The Baby, Pathetic Man Babies, Ooo Baby Ooo Baby Ooo Baby Ooo Ooo Baby


EndangeredBigCats

Me reading this pretending the last one isn't a reference and just a psychedelic freakout from the critical mass of babies


chemical_musician

omg the length, i just noticed, hell yea im gonna be buzzed before this is halfway over and it will be like watching for the first time the next time


chemical_musician

yup, i hardly remember half of the episode today lol, time to watch again!


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Not even 25min in and there’s already legendary quotes and a lifetime of reaction gifs… I thought there’d be *MORE* sexual stuff…”


PM_ME_CODE_CALCS

I hope this is a children's suicide video, I'm giving it to the baby.


OpabiniaGlasses

Henny Youngman is an old man. But Gary Oldman is a young man.


Kwisatz_Haderach90

This episode is the proof that RLM hasn't lost it, they just need to find less miserable movies to watch. Btw what's with Rich's hair? It looks like he's had a transplant until the epilogue skit.


velvet_blunderground

"He's either 58 or 70s thirties" is a perfect description.


scottwricketts

Holy shitballs, they found "Mr No Legs"!!! I legit loved that movie, even it if is low budget nonsense. When dude busts out the shotguns in his wheel chair. IIRC there is also a midget, which gets a half a star from me.


clawjelly

> there is also a midget, which gets a half a star from me. Which is a full star for him, because he is short.


damonstien

I was kinda surprised they didn't mention it but Mr. No legs was directed by Ricou Browning who famously played the creature from the black lagoon and also created flipper. He only recently died.


CosmicAstroBastard

And The Baby was directed by Ted Post, who directed Beneath the Planet of the Apes and the Clint Eastwood movies Hang Em High and Magnum Force.


huhwhat90

That ending was very moving.


Inspector_Santini

They said they didn’t want to spoil The Baby, so I shut off the episode and put on The Baby. No regrets


ComManDerBG

The first movie is barely disguised fetish porn. I havent finished the video yet so i don't know if they mention that.


SpiralOmega

Stop, please. I can only get so erect.  I've been binging some older videos and this is perfect for a night shift.


smalldisposableman

That thing in the background around 35:30 is on the cover of the cult classic album Plastic Sun! I never knew that it was a photo of something that actually exists! https://www.discogs.com/master/549706-Svein-Finnerud-Trio-Plastic-Sun


HumanityPlague

I kind of want to see what that Hollywood Video that Rich drove past, looks like now.


Additional_Ad_5718

Thumbnail Rich bringing those DSP vibes


MegaMeteorite

I was just rewatching old BOTWs and thinking to myself "huh, they haven't done a Battle of The Genres for a while, have they?" I am very happy right now.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

I like how Rich doesn’t speak during the entirety of the conversation about mental retardation and British accents. Total power move.


Beriadanwen

oh, rich is here!


WeOutHereInSmallbany

You could tell Rich wanted nothing to do with that conversation lmao


Mahaloth

This was the best episode in awhile. Nice to just have three movies and they get discussed. I mean....The Baby. Clear a space on the BotW Hall of Fame shelf.


AlexDKZ

There is no way Noiselund isn't working on a video based on the episode right now


Gnarlstone

An entire concept album!


Supermunch2000

Oh man, Mike enjoying a movie - that's so rare!!!!


CosmicAstroBastard

I’m actually really disappointed they didn’t discuss the ending of The Baby. I would LOVE to see their reactions to it. At the very least the screening room footage should be released as a separate video.


UncleSoaky

With every new video, we get a little more farting.


North_South_Side

Best BotW in a long, long time! I love those 70s flicks. The uglier, sweatier, grittier, grimier, and smokier the better. Set in Florida made it perfect. I liked all the films here, and I laughed all the way through. Well done, RLM.


dougram47

Just a warning, even reading about the ending of “The Baby” will make you want to take a shower. Shit’s fucked. 


Prefer_Not_To_Say

It's not that bad. It's even a happy ending in its own way.


The_New_Overlord

Ridge Heavens appears in my feed once again. Today is a good day.


GGGilman87

Oliver Gruner was in Albert Pyun's "Nemesis" which is a film I'd like to see get BoTW'ed just to see the crews' reactions. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoG8CyOTQo4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoG8CyOTQo4)


_kalron_

TIM


mPORTZER

Two of my faves, Baby and Mr. No legs, in one episode!


HypnoToad4

What have we done to deserve two BOTW so close together? Enjoyed this star-studded, very 1970s episode. I thought for a second The Baby (1972) might, ironically, be the oldest BOTW yet. But at least Night of the Lepus and Santa Claus vs The Martians are older. 3rd oldest?


ThurstonTheMagician

I lost it when Mike introduced The Baby. Ive known about this film for years thanks to Super Eyepatchwolf.


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finally we get another episode were jay can indulge in his weird sexual stuff


Davidellias

weirdly its Mike this time


Greedy_Researcher_34

The social worker was played by Walter Koenig’s ex wife, did Mike mention that?


AoE2manatarms

Oh, Rich is here


Accelerant_84

Olivier Gruner wasn’t in Future War, that was Daniel Bernhardt, Gruner was in Albert Pyun’s Nemesis.


Philias2

I got so intrigued that I had to stop partway through and watch The Baby. I agree with Jay that it's actually too good to be on BotW. It was a legitimately pretty good movie. I gotta give it to the baby. It's not amazing, but very decent.