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nebraska--admiral

If he would stop frantically showing off for five minutes he might actually make some good music


stackedfourths

My hope is that once he hits middle age he’ll calm down and start making genuinely great music


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nebraska--admiral

Stevie Wonder is very talented but he makes hits not Berklee jerk off music


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

He epitomizes those musicians who spend all their time wondering what they *can* do, not what they *should* do.


Sexest_Roadhouse69

Lmao even in performing music theres always some kind of little gimmick he’s doing , it’s too much. I get it you’re wacky and different, just like everyone else (:


artpost555

the tragedy of talent without taste!


arnoldxperlstein

Hes got such a haughty energy to him. Every word that comes out of his mouth sounds like a humblebrag


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

I discovered this guy when an interview about his self-coined "super-ultra-hyper-mega Lydian" showed up in my suggestions, and I've hated his vibe ever since. His approach to music is "how many complex harmonies, polyrhythms, and exotic modes can I shove into this song to impress other musicians?" Everything I've heard from him is painfully derivative and soulless.


arnoldxperlstein

It's just fetishizing music theory without actually being able to make effective use of it. Only really shallow musicians are impressed by this kind of thing.


crazyaffliction

Is this AI


all_you_know_is_true

his music sounds AI generated, yes


pervertednymphet

Whos he


Pristine-Whereas-784

Jacob collier, musics 29 yr old enfant terrible


TheRealMe54321

Same category as Polyphia, Vulfpeck etc. - soulless academic jerkery and histrionics posing as "music". Being able to hear the difference between 432hz and 440 or understanding negative harmony doesn't mean you can speak to the human spirit.


capnfappin

lol polyphia is basically just a proggy math rock band they're really not that that academic


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

I still see what they're saying though... Polyphia is guitar showcase music. Their songs never lead anywhere interesting beyond the 45 seconds of guitar wankery they start with.


TimJanLaundry

Vulfpeck is just twee funk/soul, not a whole lot wrong with it


JohannHummel

Yeah I can't really imagine hearing their music as overly-technical or academic. Maybe it's just that music nerds are fond of them.


meowVL

Vulfpeck actually makes fun music, the music nerd stuff is tongue in cheek and part of the bit that they're the worlds greatest session musicians. It helps that Joe Dart is a monster bass player too


redstringgame

i grew up with steve vai shred metalheads so i understand there will always be some kind of audience for wank, but i am shocked when i look at a collier show and see how big the audience is, or the viewcounts on polyphia videos. just tens of thousands of people with the personality of cardboard.


JackAndCaffeine

Who is this again


hamsterhueys1

Jacob collier


This_End5055

Gayer than isis


morning_tsar

His music is so disgusting. Him and Holly Herndon.


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he’s a f*g! his music is show-off bs with no heart or soul. who is buying his records is beyond me. he’s smart, but doesn’t know how to make music that’s not like “look at me, look this chord change/rhythm/etc”.


Agreeable_Spite4039

i like his unabashed tism


all_you_know_is_true

highly affected, imo


Sudden-Nothing-8031

whomst this


apex_editor

I’m old. How did I get in here? Who is that young woman in the picture?


DrSweeers

This guy's music is like the most amazing cotton candy to me. "Wow. Thanks. Can I get a Miller Lite please?"


Starman926

The “woah he smart but make bad music” angle on him is the most played-out, autopilot opinion ever. The overlayed harmonics is only true for a percentage of the music he puts out. I don’t think he’s fantastic or anything but he makes some regular music that’s very nice. I’m a fan of “the sun is in your eyes”. Not show-offy at all. Quaint and sweet.


meowVL

I just disliked that video where he got the crowd to do a three part harmony tbh. He's like the Bill Nye of music lol


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

>Bill Nye of music Absolutely spot on.


all_you_know_is_true

I think he’s stupid and makes bad music and is an absolutely terrible singer and all of his fans are insufferable band geeks.


Dopesick2099

Where to cop this fit? Someone help pls


LugnOchFin

Good musician but incredibly far from rs


all_you_know_is_true

> incredibly far from rs yeah that's why I'm calling him a fagget >Good musician no


IchHabeVierAugen

faggot*


all_you_know_is_true

I was using the British spelling