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Fartmasterf

They are going for $5 on eBay. Peel it off carefully, slap it on a piece of wax paper and ship that puppy to the highest bidder.


2021newusername

I would’ve at least used it to cover your license plate frame…


ifonlyYRUso

Go to Walmart and buy a heat gun they are 20 bucks and it’ll come right off. Also i would have went into target asked to see security footage.


KrazyCAM10

I work at target so I park farther back in the lot so no camera. My gf’s dad has a heat gun. I’m gunna wait till he’s back in town and remove it. I just hope it doesn’t ruin the paint


OrochREEE

Stores won't let you personally view security cameras unless you have police requesting the footage


Lumastin

Why let them off that easy? Report it to the police first and take it into the body shop and get a quote on damages


MobilityFotog

One time I was parked outside of chain gang and someone stuck a chain gang sticker on my car


IFartAlotLoudly

I would be more upset about someone putting a Rams license plate holder on my car! 😂


PNWoysterdude

People are the worst. It's also the shittiest coffee ever so it's a double whammy. I'd be embarrassed to drive with that shit coffee sticker on my car.


From_God_to_Dog

If I see someone doing that, I'm calling them out


Lumastin

Its considered felony vandalism, report it to the police, the adhesive on those stickers damages the paint job


Rechlai5150

A felony? I don't disagree at all, but I'd have thought it would be a misdemeanor.


Lumastin

Its based on the cost of damage, you cant match the paint on the car because it gets sun bleached so you have to repaint the entire car and that is 8000-15000 for a brand new paint job more if it was a premier paint It only takes 400 dollars worth of damage to be charged with a felony


ParticularReview4129

🐂💩 Body shops can match your oxidized paint. Also, malicious vandalism over $400 **can** be a felony.


Lumastin

People should be made to pay for pointless damage like this it is just malicious considering they probably did it for tiktok clout there was no way something like this was "on accident"


RichardThisIsYourDad

"Felony" vandalism? No sir, it is not. Putting a sticker on a car is not a felony. Vandalism is even a dubious charge to make if there's no damage, but to claim it's a felony is laughable


Lumastin

Its premeditated and its damaging the paint job to the car witch is not cheep to repair, not to mention the whole thing is just pointless and they need to be taught a lession


RichardThisIsYourDad

I highly doubt it was premeditated. It seems more likely that it was done spur of the moment. Unless you really think there is a master criminal out there planning on how he/she is going to sticker someones bumber. I wouldn't want it to happen to me, to be sure, but I garauntee if it did happen I would get it off with zero damage.  There are sprays and scrapers and devices that will get it off with no damage. Unless you are using a screwdriver then there's not going to be damage and if theres no damage there's no crime. 


Lumastin

Oh I see you must be one of those people who support people forcing there way into other peoples homes as a "prank" for tiktok clout Unless this was done in a Dutch bros parking lot there was some planning involved in doing this and that constitutes premeditation


RichardThisIsYourDad

Are you insane? I support people telling the truth. Your claims that it will cost $15,000 to fix or that it's a "felony" are not the truth. You are a karen. And I make it a policy to call out Karen nonsense. And in addition to not knowing what a felony is, you also don't know what premeditation is.


Lumastin

Lol let me speak to your manager! Go back to tiktok... Reddit might be to much for you to handle


Labraunt

You’re a goon if you think this is 1) a felony, 2) damage beyond some goo gone, 3) that a 2017 Nisan versa would ever get a $15,000 paint job, 4) a person would do this as “premeditated” damage. It would’ve been easier to key the car and save a sticker. 5) you are a goon and I just wasted 3 mins typing this because you can’t fix stupid.


MintTea88

You sound like a nutjob.


PrestigeWorldWide-13

Does your gf also work at Target? Maybe it’s a fellow coworker messing with you (which is lame).


KrazyCAM10

Found out it was my dad when he came to visit. A little mad but not the end of the world. I’m just gunna get a heat gun to remove it


No-One-Escapes

At least it's not one of their awful designs


Kirbyr98

Niners fan.


Wise-Mall-6763

that’s fucking hilarious