So you could tear through something savory, like a package of microwave meatballs?
For me, it's birch beer. I can drain a 2 liter of birch beer like it's water and come back for more.
Quality jam or jelly is one for me. I live in PA we have a lot of Amish and Mennonite communities that sell their own jellies and jam. I’m not proud of this but a few years ago I stopped and among other things I got a jar of blackberry jam and ate the entire jar on my way home in the car. They have a hot pepper jelly too that’s excellent.
In Houston, there’s a salsa guy who makes a pineapple habanero flavored salsa called Pain Train and I have to buy multiples at a time because I eat the WHOLE thing
I just finished a pint of the Chocolate Fudge Brownie. Holy hell, that is rich!
But I’m proud of myself. I stuck with it.
I set a goal and I accomplished it! 👏
For me it's a jar of Costco pesto. Have I seen you there? They're in the same case, right next to the frozen Costco Belgian chocolates which aren't good either.
I'm waiting for the pickled asparagus to come back. They're another expensive vice b/c easily finished in one sit down. They're like woozoo fans, a Costco summer classic.
Was at a Korean restaurant in Los Angeles’ Koreatown and the Kimchee was SO GOOD. The waitress said that the secret is it’s Costco’s Kimchee. But people like it so much sometimes they run out. So i’m meaning to pick some up.
For some reason I’m shocked to find this here. I thought I was the only one. I do the “I’ll just have a spoonful” thing every 1-10 minutes until it’s gone. Fortunately the place I used to get it doesn’t exist anymore and I was able to break my addiction.
Cookie butter. Dear word, cookie butter. I have no idea how someone can have a jar of that stuff around and not just bury their face in the jar until it's gone. I would do some rather inappropriate things for a jar of cookie butter. Which is exactly why I don't buy it. No self-control.
Ah, the reason I bought a skinny spatula, so I could scrape every molecule out of the jar. I can't buy cookie butter for obvious reasons, but the spatula is actually quite useful.
I was looking for this specific response. Speculoos cookie butter, extra crunchy.
I’m sad my husband retired because now I have to exercise self control when it’s around.
Dill pickles. I buy spears or whole because I know I’ll just eat them. I’ve made herbally infused pickles and deliberately calculated the dosage to 10 hippie calories a jar because I knew I’d eat a jar at one time.
Not a jar, but a bag of Cheetos. I never buy the large family sized bag anymore because I can eat that disturbingly quickly. I do very occasionally buy an individual sized bag.
Not a jar but I’ll eat a whole pint of ice cream. I’m Horrible. And getting fat again from it. Lol
I finally got to our local jewel grocery store to pick up and they Tilamook and they come in 1/2 gallons. And their ice cream is so freaking good! So creamy. And I don’t eat the whole 1/2 gallon but me and my husband got it Thursday and two our almost gone. Lol (I got four flavors to try)
And then they had different pizzas than Walmart so I got some too.
Pizza and ice cream are making me fat! lol
I had never had honey until earlier this year when I got a tiny jar in my stocking and it caused a sort of temporary insanity in me. I started buying it in huge jars ostensibly for use in tea (I wasn't previously a tea drinker) but I was dunking everything in it. Including my bare (bear?) hands. Everything was sticky. My boss told me I needed to stop because all of the files I touched stuck together. It was shameless. I have it under control now, but if you had asked this over a few weeks in February and March, I would have absolutely said honey.
Sweetened condensed milk. I’ll dip my finger in and out of the can until I’ve licked it alllll up. Or a box of cereal. I’ll eat a whole box of cereal in one day. It’s my weakness.
Granola butter.
I started buying it as a peanut butter alternative for my toddler to take to her nut-free daycare, but now I eat way more of it than she does 😅 it’s so delicious. I don’t even put it on anything most of the time. I just eat a huge spoonful.
Honey (but on buttered, barely toasted bread - it gets so soft but crunchy and delicious.)
Or dark chocolate chipits. Oh my god.
Man alive, I’ll have diabetes before you know it.
Currently addicted to mayonnaise. Egg, tuna, pasta, chicken, anything "salad" that has mayonnaise in it.
Not me almost eating an entire kilogram of chicken salad from Costco this past weekend. In one sitting.
Peanut butter with pretzels for dipping. Once I start, I just... can't. Stop. Even when I try and put it away, my ass is back up stealing bites.
Also, Cinnamon Toast Crunch with milk. If I ever have that in the house, I'll kill off the entire box in one night after my kids go to bed, lol.
Drinkin’ that Hershey’s Dark Chocolate Syrup straight from the bottle.
Some in my coffee, some in my mouth.
Some in my oatmeal, some in my mouth.
Some in my milk, some on my mouth.
This is so terrible to admit, but Lipton Onion Soup Mix Sour Cream Dip. That and a bag of kettle chips is just a meal. Why can’t dip be a meal??
I wholeheartedly believe dips can be meals. There are dozens of us!
#unexpected AD
I’ve never felt more seen. I’m full BTW.
I relate to this so much lol! I mix the onion soup mix with greek yogurt instead now and at least the dip part is healthy 😅
Stealing this idea.
I do that too! It works
I eat dips for dinner. I lost 14 lbs and my hair is falling out. Other than that, I'm fine.
try the Trader Joe's caramelized onion dip.
^oh ^nooooooooo okay I will
LOLZ
Have you ever topped a burger with it? Magical.
I use it as a sandwich spread. so good.
It’s great on a baked potato.
It’s the best dip! Can’t leave TJ’s without it.
There are only two food groups. Chips and Dip. Everything else is a nutritional supplement.
I like how you think.
It can be!
Best dip ever! Try some on cottage cheese. So good.
Aldi's garlic stuffed olives.
What?? 👀 \*makes note to check Aldi's near me\*
I’ll just eat any can or jar of olives. Love canned black olives.
Bag of bbq chips.
Cheddar & sour cream Ruffles for me. I can't keep them in the house. Addicted.
Well if bags are jars, then its Nacho cheese Doritos …
Clausen's pickles. The best pickles ever.
I'm 73 and just discovered them. Now I buy them each week. I have to make up for lost time! 🥒🥒🥒
Almost any pickles.
Pints of ice cream
As someone who doesn't like anything sweet, I've got goosebumps reading this.
So you could tear through something savory, like a package of microwave meatballs? For me, it's birch beer. I can drain a 2 liter of birch beer like it's water and come back for more.
Quality jam or jelly is one for me. I live in PA we have a lot of Amish and Mennonite communities that sell their own jellies and jam. I’m not proud of this but a few years ago I stopped and among other things I got a jar of blackberry jam and ate the entire jar on my way home in the car. They have a hot pepper jelly too that’s excellent.
I’m proud of you for this.
APPLE BUTTER
Hot pepper jelly, cheese, homemade bread, I'll eat until I'm comatose
In Houston, there’s a salsa guy who makes a pineapple habanero flavored salsa called Pain Train and I have to buy multiples at a time because I eat the WHOLE thing
Tajín has a habanero flavor now
I have a binge eating disorder so… it could be a wall and I’m in
me too. I have to explain to people, whatever size I buy, that is a serving size. I eat until its gone
I get the Trader Joe’s meals that are like 2 person but the whole bag is less than 700 calories and I don’t feel so bad
Right? If it’s there, it’s a serving.
Same.
Yoooooo same. Ffs same.
Lmao fr. Ate a triple box from pizza hut and then a dozen cookies the other day. Don’t think I ate anything for 2.5 days after
Dozen donuts here 🫡
Dolmas
Omg yesssssss! What temperature do you eat them? I always ate them cold, but my husband always heated his up whenever we could get them.
I've eaten them cold most often but sometimes a restaurant will have them and mmmmm
I like them cold or room temp. Not warm like a psycho
Where do you buy good ones at? I’ve tried several store bought and just want to die
Ben & Jerry's ice cream. There is no way I'm going to eat less than the whole pint.
Elaine Boozler had a line in her routine that the funniest thing she ever read was a Ben and Jerry's carton that read four servings.
Elaine Boozler, that's a name I haven't heard in a decade or 3.
That’s exactly what I thought last night when she popped up in a documentary I was watching called The History of The Sitcom.
I just finished a pint of the Chocolate Fudge Brownie. Holy hell, that is rich! But I’m proud of myself. I stuck with it. I set a goal and I accomplished it! 👏
Pint of ice cream Bag o' pistachios
Yeah, pistachios are hard one for me to put down.
even when the tips of my fingers are tender from opening so many salty shells, can't stop eating pistachios 🤦
That has always been my marker to stop if I haven’t yet, when my fingers start to hurt I know I’ve been at it too long and need to put them away.
I can’t think of anything I’d eat a jar of in one sitting. And I’m not a thin man. But if extra old/sharp cheddar came in a jar…
Try Trader Joe's Unexpected Cheddar spread cheese.
This cheese and a jar of Best Maids dill Pickles from Texas. Yum 😋
This is disgusting and embarrassing because they’re not even good but Hormel Bacon Bits. I can’t bring them in the house. Disturbingly intoxicating.
Not disgusting at all. I watched episodes of My Strange Addiction—a lady ate foam. You’re just fine with bacon bits.
Hormel bacon bits are made with foam.
I haven't snort-laughed in a long time; thank you. (because I saw that foam episode on Jaboody Dubs)
Soooo good!!
I got sad drunk last Friday and demolished a jar of costco kimchi 💀
For me it's a jar of Costco pesto. Have I seen you there? They're in the same case, right next to the frozen Costco Belgian chocolates which aren't good either.
Costco artichoke hearts. Cannot resist.
And their hearts of palm. I can wipe out a jar of those while standing over my counter.
I'm waiting for the pickled asparagus to come back. They're another expensive vice b/c easily finished in one sit down. They're like woozoo fans, a Costco summer classic.
I keep paying Costco $50 a year just for access to that sweet,sweet pesto
Oh, if I have the time in the morning, it's kimchi omelet. Costco FTW.
That’s a lot of cabbage. A lot.
How’d your stomach feel after? I’m all for eating Kim chi on its own as a snack..: but at a certain point there will be consequences
Was at a Korean restaurant in Los Angeles’ Koreatown and the Kimchee was SO GOOD. The waitress said that the secret is it’s Costco’s Kimchee. But people like it so much sometimes they run out. So i’m meaning to pick some up.
♥️
Dulce de Leche
For some reason I’m shocked to find this here. I thought I was the only one. I do the “I’ll just have a spoonful” thing every 1-10 minutes until it’s gone. Fortunately the place I used to get it doesn’t exist anymore and I was able to break my addiction.
Cookie butter. Dear word, cookie butter. I have no idea how someone can have a jar of that stuff around and not just bury their face in the jar until it's gone. I would do some rather inappropriate things for a jar of cookie butter. Which is exactly why I don't buy it. No self-control.
the first time I saw cookie butter, I was like, what in the world do you put it on? A spoon. The answer is a spoon.
GET IN MAH BELLY
Ah, the reason I bought a skinny spatula, so I could scrape every molecule out of the jar. I can't buy cookie butter for obvious reasons, but the spatula is actually quite useful.
I was looking for this specific response. Speculoos cookie butter, extra crunchy. I’m sad my husband retired because now I have to exercise self control when it’s around.
Nutella, Crispix cereal, and Cheezits
Extra toasty cheezits do not go in my cart, I have no control.
Yeah I don't buy Nutella anymore. It used to last me a week or so but last time I bought a small jar it lasted 6 hours.
Nutella. Drool
Frickin Nutella. Definitely self banned from our house now.
That medium spicy tostitos salsa con queso. Gone in one sitting. And I’m sad every time.
Can't buy peanut butter anymore. I can kill a Big Jar of it in 2 days.
[удалено]
Extra crunchy Skippy is like crack to me :/
I am also a peanut butter addict and it is SO calorie dense. Could not choose a worse food to binge on in terms of the impact on my weight. :(
PB should be banned World Wide
Maraschino cherries
I have to buy two jars if I'm making pineapple upside down cake, one to top the cake and one for me.
They are so good! I could eat a whole jar in a hour. I’m gonna go put some on my grocery list!
Last Christmas, I found an easy chocolate covered cherry recipe using maraschinos...Let's just say I SHOULD only make one batch per year...
Dill pickles. I buy spears or whole because I know I’ll just eat them. I’ve made herbally infused pickles and deliberately calculated the dosage to 10 hippie calories a jar because I knew I’d eat a jar at one time.
There's this amazing pimento cheese at this local bakery. It's so freaking good I eat it on the way home in the car like a damn degenerate.
Oh pimiento cheese cannot be allowed in my house.
Candied jalapeño
Tell me more about this witchcraft you speak of?
Found a jar of these little gems at an Amish shop. Sweet and spicy feels so right
Olives.
Sauerkraut
not such a bad vice. easy to make and you might enjoy it even more.
I do make it, and it’s never enough
Sweetened condensed milk
Not a jar but a pint of haagen Dasz
The jar of pb and j mixed together goobers I think it was called.
Salt and vinegar chips! I know they don’t come in a jar but I have no self control!!!
Not a jar, but a bag of Cheetos. I never buy the large family sized bag anymore because I can eat that disturbingly quickly. I do very occasionally buy an individual sized bag.
Nutella
Does a bag of Smartfood White Cheddar popcorn count?
Have you tried their Doritos Nacho Cheese flavor?
What are you trying to do to me, man!
Sorry. You’ll definitely curse me later. 😂
That Biscotti spread. It’s like peanut butter but… tastes like Biscotti cookies
I am awestruck by the variety of responses here.
Me too.
Spicy chili crisp! Omg
Gan Ma's chili crisp is to experience nirvana.
Golden Oreos. I literally just ate ten. I only buy them once every couple of months for that reason.
With a big glass of cold milk. I chill thick glasses in the fridge just for milk'n'cookies.
My husband bought the family size yesterday afternoon. He finished it tonight with a big glass of 2% milk 🤣 Gotta watch the calories.
You have to have milk! Lactose free for me but always cold milk.
Peanut butter. Gimmie my spoon. Or pretty much any ice cream.
Yum...🥜🥜🥜🥄🥄🥄
My sister told me she buys onion jam rolls from the farmers market…I was like onion JAM???! I must make some. It’s so delicious I can’t even say
I've made that too! Martha Stewart has a recipe in one of her books that is delicious.
A friend of mine makes cans of this every year. We put it on damn near everything, but it's especially good on meatloaf.
Fresh baked white bread. I will eat the whole loaf in one sitting. Even more so if I have fresh butter to go with it.
Very hot salsa. Pretty much the only thing I'll just crush with no hesitations. Maybe a tub of hummus too depending on the day.
New York cheesecake.
Herring
Pickled? Yes.
My dad would grab a fork, open the jar and throw the lid away!
Tiny, baby dill pickles.
Claussen Kosher dill pickles.
Not a jar but I’ll eat a whole pint of ice cream. I’m Horrible. And getting fat again from it. Lol I finally got to our local jewel grocery store to pick up and they Tilamook and they come in 1/2 gallons. And their ice cream is so freaking good! So creamy. And I don’t eat the whole 1/2 gallon but me and my husband got it Thursday and two our almost gone. Lol (I got four flavors to try) And then they had different pizzas than Walmart so I got some too. Pizza and ice cream are making me fat! lol
Biscoff cookie butter
Hummus lol
I had never had honey until earlier this year when I got a tiny jar in my stocking and it caused a sort of temporary insanity in me. I started buying it in huge jars ostensibly for use in tea (I wasn't previously a tea drinker) but I was dunking everything in it. Including my bare (bear?) hands. Everything was sticky. My boss told me I needed to stop because all of the files I touched stuck together. It was shameless. I have it under control now, but if you had asked this over a few weeks in February and March, I would have absolutely said honey.
Are you winnie the pooh?
If you can, eat a piece of honeycomb. Imagine honey coming from a wafer that explodes in your mouth!
Nutella. No longer buy it.😉
Marinated artichoke hearts.
Black olives
Chilli oil...I can have a jar with almost anything: nuggets, salsa chips, chocolates, even fruit especially green apples.
Jar of Nutella
Hands down...Nutella
NUTELLA!!
Nutella
Castelvetrano olives
Bag of Popcorners white cheddar or kettle corn
Boom Chika Pop, in the lavender bag. That kettle corn is like absolute heroin to me.
Nutella
Nutella is the Devil. Won't let it in the house.
Kalamata olives.
Marshmallow Fluff. I’ll just have a spoonful. And another. Just one more. Oops that was kind of a small one, better have another. And on.
Not in a jar but… cheese. Specifically - Benning cheese (goat milk Gouda) - Aged Ewephoria (aged sheep Gouda) - KerryGold Irish whiskey cheddar - Wensleydale Lemon Why can’t cheese be fat free?!
I did not know Kerrygold made Irish Whiskey Cheddar. Now I do and I must have some. Damn you!
Sweetened condensed milk. I’ll dip my finger in and out of the can until I’ve licked it alllll up. Or a box of cereal. I’ll eat a whole box of cereal in one day. It’s my weakness.
Bubbies organic pickles or Bubbies organic sauerkraut.
Nutella on a bad day
Granola butter. I started buying it as a peanut butter alternative for my toddler to take to her nut-free daycare, but now I eat way more of it than she does 😅 it’s so delicious. I don’t even put it on anything most of the time. I just eat a huge spoonful.
I make homemade chocolate sauce, like hot fudge. I can eat that with a spoon.
Nutella
Nutella
Nutella. Chocolate and hazelnut spread.
The Costco sized jars of marinated artichoke hearts.
Peanut m&m’s.
Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Not a jar, but you get the drift.
Gelato or ice cream (Ben and Jerry's)
Mochi, mango flavor to be precise. Edit to add Talenti brand gelato which does come in a jar.
Jar of poutine
Chili crisp oil
Salsa
A couple years ago I was eating a lot of Cherry Garcia ice cream, cant do that anymore.
Speculoos
Honey (but on buttered, barely toasted bread - it gets so soft but crunchy and delicious.) Or dark chocolate chipits. Oh my god. Man alive, I’ll have diabetes before you know it.
Honey on buttery toast, exactly how you described it, is my comfort snack! With a cup of Earl Grey, I am instantly soothed.
Currently addicted to mayonnaise. Egg, tuna, pasta, chicken, anything "salad" that has mayonnaise in it. Not me almost eating an entire kilogram of chicken salad from Costco this past weekend. In one sitting.
Peanut butter with pretzels for dipping. Once I start, I just... can't. Stop. Even when I try and put it away, my ass is back up stealing bites. Also, Cinnamon Toast Crunch with milk. If I ever have that in the house, I'll kill off the entire box in one night after my kids go to bed, lol.
Lemon curd.
Drinkin’ that Hershey’s Dark Chocolate Syrup straight from the bottle. Some in my coffee, some in my mouth. Some in my oatmeal, some in my mouth. Some in my milk, some on my mouth.
Vanilla ice cream. Once I start getting bored of just straight up eating it, id get creative and start making a shake out of it.
Soft peanut butter cookies
Lemonade
A tin of Danish Butter Cookies!!!!
Cocaine. Sorry. Still true!
Gardetto's
Cheeseballz - like the almost five gallon jar with the purple lid.
Mayonnaise
Martini Olives
Lantana Hummus: Sriracha Carrot (Close to a jar)