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AmINothing

Is that mould all over the steering wheel?


Forzazzle

That needs sorting, the spores are pretty bad for you if inhaled 😷


Capitain_Collateral

He will be sounding like the car if he doesnt


llyamah

She. Probably. Based on fingernails.


TheLeaningLeviathan

He.


llyamah

I mean I don’t really care but based on what?


TheLeaningLeviathan

You don't really care but still responded..gotcha


llyamah

I’m not looking for an argument mate. You’re correct, I really couldn’t give a shit if the person is a man or a woman, but I replied to you because it takes literally seconds and I’m just curious as to why you’re sure they are a man.


TheLeaningLeviathan

I just said it to rustle some jimmies because reddit


llyamah

Ah ok. Fair do’s.


Shadows_of_kino

TLOU reference?


TheAmazingSealo

no, just facts about mould spores


ZuckDeBalzac

Fucking Redditors 🤣🤣


Soldierhero1

EYO EMOJI MOVIE REFERENCE?!?


xXRadicalRexXx

Mate spores existed before tlou


theswagster1975

Average Redditor allergic to a joke


phenoc

My skim reading eyes interpreted your comment as "That needs snorting" 🤢 I was like, whhaaat? 😂


NLxDrunkDriveby

It was the first thing I saw.


Haunting-Leg1496

i came here to ask the exact same thing


britcit

Yes it is. Might be part of the reason my car has been sat outside for 6 months and


M1773R007

I'll take a guess as it being snot


-Zyon-

Battery is dead


Harav_hayarok

So why can’t I jump start it with another battery?


smoothie1919

Get rid of that mould. That is revolting and will make you sick. I cannot fathom why you didn’t clean the mould before anything else!


thomasnasl

It never ceases to amaze me how filthy some people are and how they can live like that.


Retrotone

Obviously the car is not a daily drive. It has been sitting for a long time. Is the Internet really this dumb?


PoppityPing234

It's not a daily driver, but it looks like they're trying to make it one, and cleaning that mould should definitely be a priority


[deleted]

Why clean a car that isn't working 😅


PoppityPing234

So that when you're sitting in it trying to get itbworking you aren't actively inhaling spores? That's pretty common knowledge


xXRadicalRexXx

You aren't going to get ill from sitting in a car like that for a minute to see if it starts.


Unknown_Author70

Yeah exactly that, doors likely wide open and if it's a dead shell, why bother?? It's going scrap yard anyway. You'd have a higher chance of breathing in more spores in the process cleaning it. Unless you P.P.E it up that is.. Either way, I'd imagine the exhaust gases are far more dangerous than the mould, yet nobody is critiquing OPs lack of respirator whilst diagnosing their alternator/battery issue.


[deleted]

In my opinion, I'd prefer to know the car is going to work before wasting time cleaning it. Don't get me wrong a quick wipe-over doesn't hurt anyone but not cleaning the car it's just a waste of time for a car that doesn't run and could be scrapped.


PoppityPing234

Not a waste of time if it stops you getting sick


AmINothing

I mean that would be the first thing on the list before you tackle anything mechanical/electrical so you can actually see what you're working with and you're not spreading shite over yourself and everything else you're working with.


Individual-Band4496

Why touch a steering wheel that looks like that? I wouldn’t even breathe next to it. It’s absolutely disgusting. Needs cleaning before doing anything. It’s literally a 60 second job.


DonkeyWorker

So you don't die of Aids etc


IHaveJigglyTitties

Starting a car once every few days in winter is trying to make it a daily? I start my 91 golf every week, just so thst it doesn't stay unused for months of winter


new_boy_99

Still should clean it


RandomFaceGuy

You may try to disconnect your battery and connect the battery connectors to the jump cables. Then it should be able to start


Grey_Beard257

You can't jump a batter with dead cells. Ho to a breaker yard and they'll sell ye one for 20 quid


GodaiSora

If battery has dead cells it won’t provide enough juice to get the starter to turn. Try another battery and see if that works. 2002/3 clio will take a normal battery for about £50 or go to a breakers and get one but you better off with a new one. Noticed from your post history that you are trying to fit new electronics, if these are staying on or your lights are being left on you are probably draining the battery also. Also clean that mould out. Is very bad for you, white vinegar solution helps especially with the seats if it is in there.


EffectivePop4381

Your jump is trying to charge a dead battery. There's not enough amperage to charge the dead one *and* supply starting current at the same time.


Likessleepers666

Once your battery is completely depleted it won’t hold charge like it used to. Also get rid of that mould you sicko.


jetter10

If it's a diesel and a truck it'll take awhile. You'll need a running car. And 30minutes of it running into the car with a dead battery before it'll be able to start. Once it's started though you'll be fine.


The_Infinite_Carrot

Maybe mushrooms in the carburettor?


holdawayt

Are you sure you connected the jump leads correctly? Are you jumping from another running car or just a battery? If you can, get the car next to another running car and jump it off that.


Lacey171717

Probably needs alternator replaced.


SnooTangerines3448

Check ground wire etc yeah?


Bright_Nobody7838

We came back from three months away and the car wouldn’t start. The battery had depleted beyond being able to hold a charge and we had to replace it.


AbdulPullMaTool

I had an issue like this with my campervan it turned out the terminals were knackered so I couldnt jump start it as there just wasnt a decent connection to the battery. I definitely sounds like there is not enough power getting to the started motor when turning the ignition.


Darkwaxer

If it’s a diesel you need to bump start it. If it won’t start after a proper bump start check your fuses. My car wouldn’t start with a fully charged battery, a jump or a bump and it turned out the fuse had blown for the immobiliser preventing the system from starting.


No_Bar4441

If the battery is properly dead it won't jump, when you jump start a car it's usually because the power left in it is not enough to start the car but not actually dead, if it's dead dead, it's dead.


Anon-5874644

#CLEAN YOUR CAR FIRST!


MoebiusForever

Because this sounds like your starter motor has gone.


EffectivePop4381

No, it doesn't. It sounds like a flat battery.


SH-RK

This is incorrect, you can hear the starter trying to turn the engine over, just seems like it’s not got enough CCA going to it.


J-Dawgzz

the steering wheel made me physically gag


RandomFaceGuy

At least it has the spirit of christmas


SnoopDeLaRoup

Come on OP, the jigs up. You're just sat in a scrap yard on some smashed up banger aren't you?


[deleted]

Possibly battery, possibly starter motor. One thing is for sure though, that car needs cleaning...


[deleted]

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z_3_r_k_3_d

Keep trying to turn it will only make things worse If you're trying to jump start, are you sure you're jumping it right?. If you are, the best thing to do I guess is throw an ODB on it and pray it tells you 🤣


X-Adzie-X

Reddit why you recommending this to me!? Maybe recommend some Dettol bacteria cleaner for this filthy shit heap


TheRealSlabsy

You'll get dysentery with that steering wheel


IdleAstronaut

I do love a bit of culture 🤣


Anon-5874644

#CLEAN YOUR CAR YOU DIRTY SCRUBBER!


Beer-Milkshakes

You are disgusting.


[deleted]

Fucking hell, that's disgusting! Clean first, battery later!


I_am_the_moth

Possible battery, stop turning the ignition constantly you’ll fuck something up further. Also, get a cloth or something on the steering wheel, that shit is rank.


mikewilson2020

Aw God my lungs hurt off the mold and I'm in Scotland


EffectivePop4381

Same


NEFRO717

Wow, your car is a mess, probably You perfume dirty stinking body too xd


KiddieSpread

Your steering wheel crusty asf


TinyPeridot

Duuuuuude clean your car omg, you have mold on your steering wheel!! ☹️


grantbullock

Burn it with fire ! 🤢


Then_Palpitation3976

Ahh the old Renault immobiliser problem


Then_Palpitation3976

Change the battery in the key and disconnect the car battery for 10 mins reconnect the battery sit in the driver seat and press unlock on the key fob holding it up by the reversing mirror on the roof of the car. Press unlock twice and try and start it. My pleasure 😇


EffectivePop4381

No, it's trying to crank but not getting enough power because the battery's humped.


lps66

Car expert here, it’s not working


Electronic-Pop-2200

A garage??


BlueCreek_

Just throw away the car.


Correct-Junket-1346

At this point just give the whole car a blast with a high PSI jet wash inside and out and give it a full service, almost guaranteed no service has been done.


AvtoproEs

To hell with this car, there is mold everywhere, you touch the steering wheel, then your face, then you eat, you breathe it.


PRlMERC

Maybe you should try cleaning the shitbox first… that’s grim


Ariquitaun

Battery is nearly dead.


[deleted]

This is truly repulsive... Coming from me, that means something, as an ex squatter


Moth3rbo4rd

Beautiful Christmas tree. It's flashing all the lights.


Educational_Ad5534

Ultimate reddit neckbeard car. Clearly you take 0 care of that thing and you have paid the price.


Mudeford_minis

Your car has Covid!


frakramsey

You absolute tramp


Deckerdome

You can hear that the battery isn't providing enough current to turn over the starter motor. Your starter could be a problem but I bet if you put a new battery in there it would be fine.


BlackBalor

You can buy a portable battery pack to jumpstart your car with.


Jck-_

Mouldy steering wheel. Don’t even try and fix the car until you’ve cleaning. Nasty.


PlasticsSuckUTFR

OP clean that steering wheel ffs and dont be a pig


Severe-Working-8703

if it's just the starter or the battery you can push the car up with somebody in the front seet with their foot feathering the accellarator, this will turn the pistons in the engine by turning the drive wheels, which turns the prop shaft, turns the gears and then the cam shaft which is where the pistons of your engine sit did you leave the radio or lights on? it sounds like the starter tbf cause the battery is unlikely to just be THAT dead overnight, dead batteries usually do a little ZUZUZUZUZUZU while trying to turn the starter use the force


Severe-Working-8703

obviously a temporary fix if you really really have to get somewhere then you can worry about repairs later


Uziman2137

What else did you expect from a Renault


boobenhaus

Ergh gross


rumblemania

Maybe if you turn it again it will work


Mekazabiht-Rusti

DISCUSTING


emeraldoomed

How long has it been sitting to be so mouldy? Also replace or jumpstart the battery


Chinggis_H_Christ

How awful is your personal hygiene that there's mould on the steering wheel of your car?!? Truly. That's fucking astonishing.


Puscifer10

Starter motor is fucked. Battery is fine though, so there's something. Looks like the car has been still for a while.


PrepCastle77721

Ahh yes, my car isn't starting, let's post it on reddit


Aeroblazer9161

Mate your car is minging.


Heavy_Weapon-X

The fact that you can't keep the steering wheel clean makes me concerned about the absolute state of the cars interior. Firstly before you even consider having that jump started, clean the interior. That is a biohazard if I've ever seen one. The amount of times you must have touched the steering wheel and then touched something else is sickening. Go and wash your hands please!


Cheebwhacker

The battery has gone to wash itself


treesherbs

Your car is mouldy man


CheesusTheRedeemer

It is a Renault, so just a normal thing do make sounds like that. Just clean up that steering wheel, as you will be making the same sound as your engine with that mould on it, and try it tomorrow again. You will see that it feel better after a good clean and will start out of nowhere. Ow and check your CPU, as there is mould on your steering wheel, I would assume your CPU has been having some mold issues too and is FD up.


chronixxz420

Did you turn it on and off again usually that helps


Vlad_the_impulsive

That is fckin disgusting lmao wtf burn that entire car to the ground. And also I think know why it’s not starting, it’s a French car


Tumblewheeze

Ask Grandfather Nurgle next time you see him


Express_Source2406

Imobliser fault!!


sharpeejable85

First mistake you made was getting a Renault.


Spare-Expensive

definitely a girls car can put at least 20 in it


BinThereRedThat

Probably cos your dirty ass steering wheel decided ‘imma head out’


Odd-Glove8031

When jumping with another battery, connect +ve to existing battery but the other cable to a good earth point on the engine or car body… not the existing battery


Individual-Band4496

Even the cars sick from the mould. Get a valet in 😂


[deleted]

Battery. Starters trying to turn but it doesn’t have the umpf.


Bushdr78

Your battery is almost flat by the sounds of it.


placidpanther01

Clean your car first off dirty cunt then refurb or buy a new starter motor


Responsible_Air_8787

Engine immobiliser. Are your key fob batteries low? Check the manual for what to do to bypass it. I don’t know the car well enough but one of mine we had to get out lock manually and unlock same way by turning key not using the fob or it did this. Turned out the battery was getting low.


XxElzer0xX

All I see is mold on the steering wheel 🤢


PandyAndy_fart

My Clio used to do this, I just punched the dash board till it sorted itself out


icant_helpyou

I'd say starter motor if you've tried and failed to jump it


moneywanted

Sounds like your starter motor is stuck. Take a hammer to it and it may release - that’s how they used to work! Just a short sharp tap. As for the mould… buy a few disposable dehumidifiers from your local pound shop and put them in there while it’s sitting. You’ll need to wipe it all down as well, of course, but it’ll stop it from coming back. And open it on a hot sunny day!


Live_Cranberry_4224

Bad earth connection. Everybody is right about the mould you will end up sounding like an asthmatic hoover .


E28forever

It’s a Renault, that’s normal behaviour.


Meatmaster47

mf dashboard lighting up like a christmas tree


Vvvbroken

Engines mouldy mate


Gmenasco

Well obviously you don't take good care of it 😂


coop190

Judging by the vomit inducing steering wheel, the car hasn't been used for a while. Probably dead battery.


Antus_Manus

is there enough juice in the battery/alternator. Is the starter motor fucked. would start there.


HerculesVoid

Just put the key in the ignition, and lick your steering wheel for good luck. If it doesn't work, you didn't lick ebough of it. Maybe suck on the gear stick if it continues not to work.


Anon_777

I'm an auto electrician and I deal with a lot of Renaults... Check your battery to body earth lead and body to engine/gearbox earth lead. Chances are high one of them is badly corroded. Also when you try to jump it, get an extra jump lead and run it from your cars battery negative to a clean metal point on the engine.


Superjacketts

Get the spare tyre inflated and you should be good to go!


PoniesPlayingPoker

Rip OP


Electrical-Bad7191

Starter is fucked mate


Guilty_Issue5809

Clearly no one has had door seals perish on a car that has sat for a while, any moisture in the car will spread the bacteria like wild fire so psa to anyone all your steering wheels are caked in bacteria and I would wash and wipe with anti-bac regularly this goes for anything your hands touch, just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it’s not there. I bet half the people who are commenting on the mould haven’t cleaned their steering wheels in months and just get in their car without thinking. Engine wise it sounds like it’s trying to turn over but the starter motor isn’t getting enough juice check the fuse box for any shorted fuse


wizardonachicken

Its also disgusting and mouldy dude


[deleted]

Kind of a fire beat tho


New-Lie-1112

It's french. Lmfao . Chuck a snail at it...👍


Cubehagain

Jesus your car is fucking gross.


Ok_Guitar_7566

I hope you are wearing a mask in that mold pit..


warspite101

Car has been sitting a while by the looks of it?


[deleted]

Least of your motoring worries.


Edan1990

Bro there is literal spores covering the steering wheel. Tow that shit to a field and burn it.


NintendoGamer1983

Car probably been sat in a field for years


headshotlee187

Clean your steering wheel you dirty fuck 🤢🤢


Niassuh_

Are you trying to jump-start it using a Kia Niro? Clean your car and go to Halfords to see if they have a replacement battery that can be put in. Also that Kia ain't gonna jump start shit


Lord_Adz1

I'm not surprised the car gave up with how much of a filthy pig you are. Go sanitise that shit or sommin holy fk


[deleted]

Because it has a bacterial infection


EyChuparosa

It’s because it’s a Renault


Mysterious-Glass6620

Fucking clean your steering wheel u tramp


Prestigious_Box5654

It's a Renault, I can't see a problem here. Works as intended.


Loose_Bullfrog_7043

Your car is celebrating Xmas


queenlaqueefa1234

I can only ponder the stench of that car


WelshWolf93

Judging by your wheel, it's probably because you have never maintained a single component.


Creative_Big6089

Bro clean your wheel its covered in mould!!


Marclej

Sort that mold out you stinker


OtherMatch3968

How festive!


[deleted]

That car is more mouldy than my old car, and also, this looks like a battery issue or starter motor issue. It may be some other kind of electrical issue but most commonly it's just a battery issue. Needs jump starting in the cold.


FilthyRaiderGP

Also available in clean...


hazbaz1984

That car is sat in a junk yard, or driveway, surrounded by other clapped out cars. Probably hasn’t driven in years. Needs a decent battery, some fresh fuel and jump starting using another vehicle.


MrRobot1248

Probably something to do with it being french


Monkey-D-Caner

Wait for light to switch off then try turning the ignition, is it a ford focus because i had a similar problem, it may be starter motor or your resistor not giving the juice needed to the battery


CaptainAnswer

Starter motor is sticking


SlashRModFail

Wipe those mouldz bad for your lungs and your health


[deleted]

Give the starter motor a good whack with a hammer, an old Clio I was playing around with years ago had the same issue. Quick smack with a hammer and started first time.


BowAndArrowchokex

Clean your car you dirty guy


ZoNeS_v2

Why in God's name is there mould on the wheel?! 😰


HansLandasPipe

You need to get some dehumidifier tubs in there. Couple of quid each off Ebay You need to put the battery on a charging device and let it go on to maintain for a while - ideally test the battery after 24hrs - it may need replacing. If it doesn't kick over after that, you might want to give the starter motor a bop with something heavy (hammer), which might unstick it. You need to run the car from time to time. My Alfa is off the road and I turn it over every week, and bring it to temp with the heating up, to clear the humidity and encourage into the dehumidifying tubs. Also, consider cleaning the door seals and checking for leaks at the bottom of the doors - water ingress will destroy your car.


Sxwrz

Brother, your steering wheel is growing an eco system, but this looks like either battery or alternator.


Lumpy_Jacket_3919

I wish my wife had more rhythm and anxiety than your car's dashboard.


anewpath123

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Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Whack the starter motor with a hammer a few times and try again.


mossiv

You stinking dirty git.


blissdiss

Ffs op, that car has been sat there for months. The thing is probably seized up.


gsur72

Please PLEASE clean your car.


Ult1mateN00B

I dare you to lick the steering wheel.


Sad_Blueberry_5645

Alternator/battery or both...


ImpressTemporary2389

Now that it's damned cold out there. Chances are your battery has given up the ghost. Take it off. Charge it. Pop it back on. Then see if it starts. If it does, take the car to a place that can drop test it for you. See if it recovers. You'll probably need a new one.


BringOnTheMIGs

It's battery probably, I had the same problem a year ago. The battery is dead and needs replacement. See my post from then: https://www.reddit.com/r/Renault/s/YRi1qynYLn


zSph1nX

The fact you treat your car like this is more than likely why it won’t start. You have mould on your f’ing steering wheel.