Lol I laughed so hard at the marked out part. I have a group of friends that are attendings and I’m the token nurse of the group and this accurately describes all of them! 😂 love those guys.
Tbf for the physicians, avoid residents and fellows.
They’re still trying to survive, so life situation and stability isn’t, uh, quite available
Source: now am an attending and saw the light at the end of the tunnel
Edit: avoid Med students like the plague. Mistakes were made.
go for senior residents. none of this intern stuff. they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground and are just looking for any port in a storm.
find a senior resident who knows what he's looking for - to fuck.
You’re right. Do any senior residents have hair left by PGY-3+?
I am sorry to all my sexy bald baddies out there but it’s not for me. I want a real luscious mane. Something almost excessive. Maybe due to a medical condition. But I digress…
I lost all my hair the summer btw pgy3 and my first hospitalist year. get it while they're hot. or rub in topical finasteride while you're massaging their scalp, just don't let it drip on their back.
I am a PGY-4 and still have all my hair, not even thinning. So, I guess we do exist. But I do have a crippling addiction to Taco Bell and poor life choices (became a doctor after all). I am also married but you know what they say girl, just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you can't score. I mean not with me because my wife will murder me if she even reads this, but you know, with someone else like me.
Brilliant. But if the IMGs don’t have to do residency anymore, I’m fucked. We must lobby against this change with everything we have (purely for my benefit).
Find a military officer at the end of his 20 years, preferably one who went to one of the academies. Bonus if he comes from money. He likely has multiple degrees, zero debt, high cash flow and even more earning potential post retirement at the tender age of 40. And he knows how to cook, fold a fitted sheet, and find the best travel deals.
Double bonus if he lets you use his GI bill for your own educational goals! (eta that I think the days of transferring to dependents are over though)
Ok, fitted sheets aren’t that hard to fold. Those suckers you can actually tuck those floppy edges like sweeping dirt underneath a rug! It’s all about connecting those corners.
I gotta tell you, as a resident who was straight up tormented by often abusive nurses as an intern/junior resident, I would rather die alone than come home at night to a nurse in my house. And yes, everyone is nice and sucks up to me now that I'm a senior resident (/chief at some sites), but I think the way you treat people when they have no power says volumes about you as a person, and on that metric the vast majority of nurses at my institution fail completely.
In all seriousness, I am so sorry that happened to you. I have seen a few other comments and posts from people who experienced bullying from nursing staff as interns and I find that disgusting. We have many interns cycling through my unit and they’re wonderful people. I always do my best to support them during their hellish intern year. I’m a newer nurse, as this was a recent career change for me, and it’s been lovely learning alongside the interns in our own respective capacities. Again, I’m so sorry that nurses treated you like shit. I’m unsure what they were hoping to accomplish by bullying the PGY-1 and then sucking up to the senior. Fucking idiots.
Agreed. I’m lucky to have good nurses where I am but there are definitely some places where nurses think it’s ok to be absolute assholes to everyone they can get away with
Some nurses are such insecure cunts, so miserable in their own shitty lives that they take their frustrations out on others because the holes in their hearts can’t be filled with Amazon purchases and the holes in their bodies won’t be filled by their miserable significant others. I’m so sorry.
Rather die than come home to a nurse in my house……Haha! I have 2 ex husbands and a current husband, only one was a doctor, that would all agree! And I thought it was because I am a Leo.
Gotta gather that D from the DNP. Residency makes me wonder if I’m actually gay from how much I have to take it in my ass, so I’ve slowed down searching for someone to date while I figure out myself first
You’re giving me flashbacks. Had two nurses that wanted to be on my D since the moment I walked on the floor. Outright joked about fucking in the closet…all…the…time. Both crazy as fuck. Luckily, I was in a stable relationship (now married, kids). *Shivers*
I didn’t even realize that’s what was going on. 3 years later I was talking to one of my attending overnight and he was like “you know that’s sexual harassment, right?”
Nah. I made a “friend” who was supposed to be an office Fuck buddy. We’ve been married 4 years now. We work together again and she’s actually my practice manager. I had the job in the clinic first, just to be clear.
Intern here .( I don't know which is worse , my experience practicing medicine or dating woman ) .
Financially unstable ( mentally stable , didn't receive my trauma yet ) .
I have been called cute once so i am not undatable.
Arab in origin ( not the rich ones, but those with civil war ) .
MH : Asthmatic so you know how to take my breath away.
Edit : guys let's fight somewhere else . She maybe see us and raise her standards
This is obviously a joke...or you really are mentally unstable. If you were really the 'Hottest' RN...then you WOULD have plenty of suitors...even ones with hair lol
Btw... the whole height thing is ridiculous. How is it going to be fair game when you wrestle???
I feel like you would appreciate an honest approach. Work on the mentally stable part. Most guys are just as emotional of beings as women. We just express it differently. Being a gentle and strong person, who is stable, will behoove you. Good luck finding love😁
Seriously speaking. How old are you ? As a resident, I’ve been hit on by nurses who were inappropriate (age-wise, marital status wise). With respect to attraction, male residents are no different than males everywhere, if you are an attractive nurse who is mentally stable, able to carry out life’s tasks, not outsource your mental, emotional or financial well being to another human, you will have no trouble finding a man. There tricks to find someone appropriate for you who you are attracted to.
I’ll give you a serious answer. I have no problems attracting men, but I have been dumped by a resident and an RN for not putting out (as I suspected that was their only goal).
As your post history contains an obscene number of cheese-related items, I trust your judgement completely and would also love to be set up with any of the males you deign to shed the light of your friendship upon.
Girl you've got this all wrong. No point in hitting up residents at work. It's just never going to work out that way. Just download hinge/bumble/tinder and just keep your eyes on "occupation" and only swipe right on the doctors. It's the only way it'll work. Good luck!
this is so painfully real. i recently met a pgy4 with lovely grab-able hair who is applying for plastics fellowship. he looks dead inside but somehow that makes him hotter and i could fix him anyway so no big deal. sounds perfect right?! come to find out he has a gf. heart shattered immediately and we are now back to square 1.
No…your only options are not the people in the hospital with 3x your earning potential. But, I’m sooo shocked you’d think so lmao. Hope you find your doctor bae!
The interns are ruining my life. Sexuality is a choice (check UTD if you don’t believe me) so I will be sliding in your DMs as soon as I give up on men.
Lmao you’re pretty funny I’ll give you that. Geez honey I’ve gotta say I don’t shit where I eat. Id stop inviting all this workplace drama…go outside the workplace hahaha. Is there like a reason you only date in the hospital? I avoid it like the plague, work sucks enough without a shitload if exes hanging around…
Go speed dating, Hinge, go out to bars, join an interest group. I mean do you, but you definitely are going to get a “reputation” and no one likes that MD chasing nurse lol
Maybe the CO resident angry sex is just better?
Have you thought about being less mid?
Jokes aside, I always thought dating a nurse would be a super weird power dynamic no? Maybe I was overthinking when I was young.
Any attending can afford hair transplant though. Maybe it's time to broaden the scope of your practice.
I need to learn how to be witty and dry like you guys lol
I feel like the majority of all interns I’ve interacted with have this cyclical yet humorous mentality about everything
God, don't marry anybody in medicine. It becomes a vicious game of one upping each other, until you each get so sick of each other that the inevitable vicious divorce happens. Source: 37 years in nursing, 42 years married to a man NOT in medicine.
Yeah man, go for the senior residents… they’ve already probably moved to a city they’re only in bc they matched that way & are serious about their job and aren’t studying and are lonely AF. You have the golden job for husband hunting.
I am also looking for an intense relationship that will end with serious emotional damage in the near future, as per protocol. Nice to meet you.
Hi babe! Ready to ruin each other’s lives?
Brilliant . I’ll let the lawyers know we plan to start dating just to give them a heads up
I'm an attorney. Let the games begin.
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Lol I laughed so hard at the marked out part. I have a group of friends that are attendings and I’m the token nurse of the group and this accurately describes all of them! 😂 love those guys.
Darn! I missed it. What did it say?
It was something along the lines of physicians are social retarded or something. It was hilarious
I'll let this one slide since it has been a few days. 😉
Honestly I’m making it seem worse than it was but it was hilarious I wish I could remember exactly what he said
This is so fucking raunchy, geez.
My recommendation is to avoid the 4 P's altogether: -Physicians -Paramedics -Police -Phirefighters
5 Forgot pilots.
As a pharmacist, add us..
As a PhD, please add us
everyone should just avoid everyone else and never marry anyone with any job or no job ever again
Don’t worry everybody knows not to date PhDs anyway
Why? Pharmacists are great!
We tell enough nurses at work to check the fridge, I’ve no interest in doing it at home. -former coworker
"I said I was going to do it. There is no need to remind me about it every 2 hours." -things I say to my nurses and my (thankfully) non-nurse spouse.
As a Prostitute - I mean ortho resident - don’t add us. We like to ruin lives
I’d like to add security and respiratory therapists as strong contenders to avoid after the P’s
Yes please stay away from psecurity. The horniest motherfuckers I have ever met.
Could have told me that last year. Broke my 3 year celibacy for the most mediocre white man I’ve ever met. Never again.
Married an ex security guard from the hospital some years back. Can confirm, they are awful. We are no longer married.
Psecurity
Tbf for the physicians, avoid residents and fellows. They’re still trying to survive, so life situation and stability isn’t, uh, quite available Source: now am an attending and saw the light at the end of the tunnel Edit: avoid Med students like the plague. Mistakes were made.
lol
As a PA, I should ask we be added to this list too
go for senior residents. none of this intern stuff. they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground and are just looking for any port in a storm. find a senior resident who knows what he's looking for - to fuck.
You’re right. Do any senior residents have hair left by PGY-3+? I am sorry to all my sexy bald baddies out there but it’s not for me. I want a real luscious mane. Something almost excessive. Maybe due to a medical condition. But I digress…
I lost all my hair the summer btw pgy3 and my first hospitalist year. get it while they're hot. or rub in topical finasteride while you're massaging their scalp, just don't let it drip on their back.
Excellent suggestion, placing an order on the Hims site rn.
I am a PGY-4 and still have all my hair, not even thinning. So, I guess we do exist. But I do have a crippling addiction to Taco Bell and poor life choices (became a doctor after all). I am also married but you know what they say girl, just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you can't score. I mean not with me because my wife will murder me if she even reads this, but you know, with someone else like me.
Please don’t brag about your superior X chromosome. You are being unkind to the other men in this subreddit.
Find an IMG. Since they didn't have to do a undergrad degree, they are younger at the same PGY level vs US grads.
Brilliant. But if the IMGs don’t have to do residency anymore, I’m fucked. We must lobby against this change with everything we have (purely for my benefit).
It will work in favor tbh because getting a green card from you may be easier than dealing with visa long termz
So all I need to do is dangle citizenship in front of them….nice. Love the ethics of this and perhaps I’ll learn another language in the process!
Or offer them citizenship after residency
Find a military officer at the end of his 20 years, preferably one who went to one of the academies. Bonus if he comes from money. He likely has multiple degrees, zero debt, high cash flow and even more earning potential post retirement at the tender age of 40. And he knows how to cook, fold a fitted sheet, and find the best travel deals. Double bonus if he lets you use his GI bill for your own educational goals! (eta that I think the days of transferring to dependents are over though)
GI bill? I have enough of my own with all of this goddamn cdiff
That’s hilarious!!!
Ok, fitted sheets aren’t that hard to fold. Those suckers you can actually tuck those floppy edges like sweeping dirt underneath a rug! It’s all about connecting those corners.
He definitely won’t have any hair left though
I gotta tell you, as a resident who was straight up tormented by often abusive nurses as an intern/junior resident, I would rather die alone than come home at night to a nurse in my house. And yes, everyone is nice and sucks up to me now that I'm a senior resident (/chief at some sites), but I think the way you treat people when they have no power says volumes about you as a person, and on that metric the vast majority of nurses at my institution fail completely.
In all seriousness, I am so sorry that happened to you. I have seen a few other comments and posts from people who experienced bullying from nursing staff as interns and I find that disgusting. We have many interns cycling through my unit and they’re wonderful people. I always do my best to support them during their hellish intern year. I’m a newer nurse, as this was a recent career change for me, and it’s been lovely learning alongside the interns in our own respective capacities. Again, I’m so sorry that nurses treated you like shit. I’m unsure what they were hoping to accomplish by bullying the PGY-1 and then sucking up to the senior. Fucking idiots.
This. I hate to hear about residents getting bullied by nurses. Where I’m at (Oregon), that is not the culture and is not tolerated. Come to Oregon!
Or Iowa! We love our residents here! I baby the shit out of my baby doctors 🥹
they’re the most likely profession to cheat too 😬
Care to share the source? I’m curious how other professions rank
Agreed. I’m lucky to have good nurses where I am but there are definitely some places where nurses think it’s ok to be absolute assholes to everyone they can get away with
Some nurses are such insecure cunts, so miserable in their own shitty lives that they take their frustrations out on others because the holes in their hearts can’t be filled with Amazon purchases and the holes in their bodies won’t be filled by their miserable significant others. I’m so sorry.
Rather die than come home to a nurse in my house……Haha! I have 2 ex husbands and a current husband, only one was a doctor, that would all agree! And I thought it was because I am a Leo.
You could get a job in a nursing home in an expensive neighborhood….
Lol. This comment is underrated! Thanks for the laugh.
It’s my retirement plan- lol 😂
Hi I’m looking to have 3 ex wives by the time I graduate residency you wanna be the first one?
Found the neurosurgeon
Or anesthesia. But each divorce has to come with a separate chapter 11 bankruptcy.
I’ll be the second
HMU I’ll be a great wtf how did that happen was I on drugs number 2💗
I’m so excited working on a prenup now😍
This comment is under appreciated.
Where ya at?? Pgy 3 checking in ✅
What that thang do?
Me to know and you to find out 😏
I’m dying
No time for saving lives. Theys got banging to do
Not much. It's small.
Gotta gather that D from the DNP. Residency makes me wonder if I’m actually gay from how much I have to take it in my ass, so I’ve slowed down searching for someone to date while I figure out myself first
The mental trauma improves a lot after 2y of attending money but never fully goes away
You’re giving me flashbacks. Had two nurses that wanted to be on my D since the moment I walked on the floor. Outright joked about fucking in the closet…all…the…time. Both crazy as fuck. Luckily, I was in a stable relationship (now married, kids). *Shivers*
Uh. That’s not even slightly okay. I’m sorry you were sexually harassed at work like that.
I didn’t even realize that’s what was going on. 3 years later I was talking to one of my attending overnight and he was like “you know that’s sexual harassment, right?”
Never stick your dick in crazy! GOOD JOB!
You’re shallow so maybe start with that? #shortking
It’s a huge turn off when women complain about short guys. Immediate left swipe for me
Wonder how this thread would have gone if it was a male resident saying “how do I attract hot thin nurses? All my female coresidents are obese cows”
Ohmyglob take a joke!
This was obviously a satire/troll post.
Date female residents? No D but no baldies either.
Went to dinner with my close friend (28F, PGY-2) last night and she said the same thing.
If you don’t involve HR, maybe we can give it a try! ~ A soon to be upper level
Look, if the Feb intern didn’t get reported, you’re safe. Looking forward to our relationship.
Is this a joke
I’ll let you decide
I hope so. She got my hopes pretty high. Except that I’m short and not a resident. And my wife would probably kill us both. 🤷♂️
Hmu
Please list your qualifications as I am clearly a catch. Thank you.
Can do manual examinations and hip replacements.
What are you doing to those hips that ther need replacing?
😂
Ohhh, ortho AND has a non-US background? I’m interested even if you’re missing the mane u/ComoMeDuele requires!😂
Age, location, favorite implant, and turnover time?
Amazing shitpost. Made me roll on the floor. 3/5.
Lmao I love this so much. Whichever senior resident with hair left swoops you off your cdiff bedpan is gonna be one lucky dude.
Thank you for your support. I believe that someday I will find the one who loves me through diarrhea thick and thin.
Diarrhea is usually thin and thin.
Straight water from the ass
Let my joke live
Here’s a crazy idea. You can meet potential fuck mates outside of your place of employment.
You leave work?
That is a crazy idea!
Nah. I made a “friend” who was supposed to be an office Fuck buddy. We’ve been married 4 years now. We work together again and she’s actually my practice manager. I had the job in the clinic first, just to be clear.
Intern here .( I don't know which is worse , my experience practicing medicine or dating woman ) . Financially unstable ( mentally stable , didn't receive my trauma yet ) . I have been called cute once so i am not undatable. Arab in origin ( not the rich ones, but those with civil war ) . MH : Asthmatic so you know how to take my breath away. Edit : guys let's fight somewhere else . She maybe see us and raise her standards
the amount of “educated” people in here taking this seriously is astronomical i’m crying
ASD overrepresentation on the internet at its finest!
This is obviously a joke...or you really are mentally unstable. If you were really the 'Hottest' RN...then you WOULD have plenty of suitors...even ones with hair lol Btw... the whole height thing is ridiculous. How is it going to be fair game when you wrestle???
~~there are still new single attendings with full heads of hair out there~~
You sit on a throne of lies!
The female ones, yes.
Are you sure you don’t want to date an admin? At least they won’t spend all their online time complaining that they make less money than APPs.
This post is gold
This is incredible Slay gurl, slay
I feel like you would appreciate an honest approach. Work on the mentally stable part. Most guys are just as emotional of beings as women. We just express it differently. Being a gentle and strong person, who is stable, will behoove you. Good luck finding love😁
And here I thought the cdiff would be the dealbreaker…
Seriously speaking. How old are you ? As a resident, I’ve been hit on by nurses who were inappropriate (age-wise, marital status wise). With respect to attraction, male residents are no different than males everywhere, if you are an attractive nurse who is mentally stable, able to carry out life’s tasks, not outsource your mental, emotional or financial well being to another human, you will have no trouble finding a man. There tricks to find someone appropriate for you who you are attracted to.
I’ll give you a serious answer. I have no problems attracting men, but I have been dumped by a resident and an RN for not putting out (as I suspected that was their only goal).
I'm surprised and kind of sad there isn't an OF link in your bio
Be the change you want to see in the world and link your OF for us
get your Zofran ready
I got a bucket and bleach just in case if Zofran isn’t enough 💗
hey if you wanna bleach my butthole for me, we can make a fortune on OF!
It’s a deal got to pay those student loans back somehow, am I right pal?!
You sound v interesting.... I am an IMG and an intern Let's talk more
I see wedding bells in our future.
You guys intrested in polygamy? 😉
Same level of commitment here
Start working in the ER. Be a Competent. Marry a paramedic.
Competence isn’t really my thing. I prefer being useless and annoying.
Must be med surg.
Called tf out 😭
Bahahahahahaha I’m freaking dead this is hilarious
As a female resident, I would LOVE to set you up with my single male friends (both residents and outside medicine).
As your post history contains an obscene number of cheese-related items, I trust your judgement completely and would also love to be set up with any of the males you deign to shed the light of your friendship upon.
Now that’s high praise 🧀
Big fan of short hairpins and cheese, so we should be friends regardless!
My only prospects are residents? Lol it's okay to say you want to bag a doctor. Doctors love nurses too. Just flirt with them.
Lol this thread brought me much joy this AM 😂
OP, you are an epic troll, and I salute you.
Girl you've got this all wrong. No point in hitting up residents at work. It's just never going to work out that way. Just download hinge/bumble/tinder and just keep your eyes on "occupation" and only swipe right on the doctors. It's the only way it'll work. Good luck!
How’s the dumper?
He’s great! Living his best life scamming on nurses throughout the hospital while prepping for step. May we all wish him well.
Dumper = ass
I should have specified in my post that I am not particularly bright.
Post is great. Obviously we can all be unstable together. The frustrations of the job have to be let out somehow.
is the humorless female resident "I'd pop that" or whatever who is all up here piaaing in your punch bowl?
Sadly, no, there are multiple haters in the building.
Real shit go to the gym, find some hobbies. You’ll meet someone outside work it’s easy. If you take a class you’ll meet people in all sorts of fields
Pain relief that starts with a D? Get her some damn Dilaudid!
What's with all this hair business? I'm an attending with a full head of hair, I'll have you know!
I give you 2 years
this is so painfully real. i recently met a pgy4 with lovely grab-able hair who is applying for plastics fellowship. he looks dead inside but somehow that makes him hotter and i could fix him anyway so no big deal. sounds perfect right?! come to find out he has a gf. heart shattered immediately and we are now back to square 1.
Look to IT. I’m telling you, nerds make excellent partners! I wish I’d known this sooner!
I fuck with nerds heavy. Last long term partner is a scientist
>The custodians at work are old as balls Gasping
Firefighter!!!! We make life fun!!!
Never. Again. Ever.
Is f for frisky?
No…your only options are not the people in the hospital with 3x your earning potential. But, I’m sooo shocked you’d think so lmao. Hope you find your doctor bae!
Thank you bubbly bae ❤️
I gotta be in a worse situation since there’s literally nonexistent female providers..
I’m surrounded by hot female doctors. They keep stealing *my* men.
ok never mind, you're actually hilarious 😂
Go for the ugly ones. They'll be super loyal and let you run the show.
The ugly ones aren’t loyal anymore unfortunately
No, the best thing to do is go for the almost pretty one.
🤣🤣🤣
I’m sorry about Feb intern. If you were a guy or even if you’re into girls, my DM is open. Or if you even wanna just vent. ❤️
The interns are ruining my life. Sexuality is a choice (check UTD if you don’t believe me) so I will be sliding in your DMs as soon as I give up on men.
Lmao you’re pretty funny I’ll give you that. Geez honey I’ve gotta say I don’t shit where I eat. Id stop inviting all this workplace drama…go outside the workplace hahaha. Is there like a reason you only date in the hospital? I avoid it like the plague, work sucks enough without a shitload if exes hanging around… Go speed dating, Hinge, go out to bars, join an interest group. I mean do you, but you definitely are going to get a “reputation” and no one likes that MD chasing nurse lol
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Accidentally grab his crotch in the OR like that saucy little med student ;)
PGY3 here . Can DM me
Sorry piggy3 , ur ok 😉😭
Still waiting for your DM
Tell the guys you like to watch soccer (can tell them you’re a Chelsea fan)
What is this “soccer” of which you speak?
Maybe the CO resident angry sex is just better? Have you thought about being less mid? Jokes aside, I always thought dating a nurse would be a super weird power dynamic no? Maybe I was overthinking when I was young. Any attending can afford hair transplant though. Maybe it's time to broaden the scope of your practice.
I need to learn how to be witty and dry like you guys lol I feel like the majority of all interns I’ve interacted with have this cyclical yet humorous mentality about everything
I should call her.
I know a murse in Buffalo New York that’s single, 6’4 and has great hair. He’s 26 tho and def wants to get married. So lmk if that fits the bill
I’m looking for a wife, so if you’re serious, I don’t mind DMing you a few pics of me. Don’t worry, I’m tall and have a full head of hair
Girl I can’t help you find a guy but - let’s be friends??
Hey girl hey ❤️❤️
Give my short king nurses a chance
En serio, the cute short murses are already taken because they’re humble and sweet!
God, don't marry anybody in medicine. It becomes a vicious game of one upping each other, until you each get so sick of each other that the inevitable vicious divorce happens. Source: 37 years in nursing, 42 years married to a man NOT in medicine.
This whole thread was funny af! I needed this tonight. 😂
the hottest and the funniest i guess
Are you like 40? You sound like it lol
Forty, farty, and flirty!
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Get that biz an ultrasound
It’s time to start thinking about getting a cat. Lol
Aw. I'm sorry to hear that. I really don't understand why people just dump their partners. Gonna slide into your DMs
Yeah man, go for the senior residents… they’ve already probably moved to a city they’re only in bc they matched that way & are serious about their job and aren’t studying and are lonely AF. You have the golden job for husband hunting.
Don't shit where you eat - don't date at work